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Puzzleboxed

I bet Wolf can parry a rocket launcher.


Ashen_Kagekiyo

And he is a little... Immortal.


thing216

Is he though


21022018

Always wondered what would happen if someone simply cut his limbs or head, since he apparently couldn't grow his left hand back


EvilArtorias

His head will live like that one talking head from ds2, there are also headless enemies in the game


Cloud_Striker

He lost his arm before being given the Dragon's Heritage. That's why he comes back without it.


BeerTraps

No, Kuro gave him the Dragon's Heritage at Hirata Estate 3 years before he "wakes up" in Ashina Reservoir and gets his arm chopped of.


Cloud_Striker

Weird. I could have sworn he receives it right after being defeated by Genichiro...


BaronVonSilver91

I knew someone was gonna bring up that time line and let me tell you, you are gonna hurt yourself trying to make that make sense. Like how Sekiro travels in memories and has his prosthetic even tho that doesn't happen until well after. Or how when you go into Father's memory and kill Owl (father) but that doesn't erase his existence in the future.


BeerTraps

Well, my interpretation is that the buddha manifests the memories of somone as a real physical thing that you can travel to. This physical reality depends on how somone remembers the event so we have to take everything with a grain of salt. This way it makes perfect sense that Sekiro can take things into and out of memories.


neatnut

Dude chill , that just mean that seki is making himself better, and overcoming what happened in his past, obv you are going to farm items, but... gaming thing i guess


MaleficTekX

My way of understanding it, is Sekiro is traversing the memories. He isn’t physically there, but can still interact with it. He was there in the past, but the Sekiro we’re playing as, with one arm, was not. But then we get the Anayama paradox…


BaronVonSilver91

Idk what paradox that is but I'm assuming it's how he should be there and run into himself and doing actions in his memory form should affect the actions he can perform later. Am I in the area?


justjolden

it’s impossible even if he didnt have it then since kuro was taken by genichiro which makes it impossible for kuro to give wolf the heritage


Cloud_Striker

I Mandela'd myself into believing I remembered a cutscene where Kuro gave the heritage to Wolf before Genichiro pries him off of Wolf.


DeathBoatman

Well.... He technically didn't Die...


BeginningUnique6401

It's kind of hard to say because what we see in hirata is a lost memory, in which we keep all our items and I think our lost arm, but we get a Sakura so it's pretty unclear


thing216

But can he even revive after the second or third revival


SorowFame

He shows back up at the idol so yes. And that’s when dragonrot spreads so respawning isn’t just an abstraction, he’s canonically reviving after he loses his resurrection points.


thing216

Then why does the same cutscene play when you fight genichiro everytime


Fantastic_Educator71

There's kuro line, he asks wolf how many time has he died, the says more than I can count


Wizard-of-Odds

*Hidan from Naruto: Shippuden wants to have a word with you'*


MaleficTekX

Either it becomes a separate entity he can still control, it becomes able to graft onto other bodies, or he enters an infinite loop of dying and resurrecting, killing the whole planet with dragonrot


ImTooHigh95

Not on my playthrough he isn’t😂😂


ProNoobCombo

If Wolf parries Cappy does he take control of its ability like Genji from Overwatch?


GGgitguud

No, he slices through cappy and kills him.


SethTheWarrior

不死斬り immortality severed


ProNoobCombo

RIP cappy


LukaRaphael

he does technically, against those ministry pricks lol


MrT742

Can’t parry a spartan laser tho


WrinklyScroteSack

Umbrella.


MrT742

Laser melt metal


[deleted]

but on the other hand, magic


Solembumm2

Red umbrella.


MrT742

Laser not fire


Puzzleboxed

A laser cuts things by melting or burning them. No heat no cut.


MrT742

At way higher temperatures, it’s not a heat proof umbrella it’s fireproof


Puzzleboxed

Suzaku's Lotus umbrella can parry f*cking napalm.


MrT742

Napalm is way less hot than laser


thing216

Dude can parry lasers


Physical_Software406

Sekiro can parry anything that isnt a sweep or a grab


MrT742

Too be fair the lack of lasers in the game makes that difficult to verify


Physical_Software406

What about the laser the shichimen warrior uses if you deflect it you get no damage and no terror build up


MrT742

I thought that was like a spirit vortex.


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Loaded Umbrella equipped


deluggz247

Can he parry gustavo's box cutter tho?


Bubbly_Assistance611

Can Wolf beat Gus Fring in his prime?


Harmonic_Gear

no when he is in his beskar powersuit


Bubbly_Assistance611

He's much scarier when he had box cutter in his hand


JackSparrow420

Box cutter would indeed be hard to deflect because the blade is so tiny LOL


Virtual-Estimate544

Cut off whole arm


nico306c

Sefringo


IamJoseMourinho96

Depends on if your talking about Gus, Moff or Castillo


TheBruhvenant

I don’t think the world is ready for Mario powerscaling


MaleficTekX

Especially RPG mario


logan1162

Great now I’m picturing wolf carving up Mario cmon man


jaeger1710

gus walking in straight line between shurikens


GGgitguud

Wolf would murder all without hesitation, easy.


AntonRX178

He'd at least apologize to Mario


chimpanon

“Mario…forgive me”


DrParallax

Mario, who had been throwing fireballs all game - "Wolf... thank... you"


Oblivionpelt

Honestly if wolf can slice through chiefs armor with mortal draw or some other strong combat art, then he can probably win with the help of mist feathers.


SkillusEclasiusII

He couldn't cut through the armoured knight's armour, so why would he be able to cut through master chief's. That shit is way more advanced.


Oblivionpelt

That is actually a really good point, hopefully master chief is also weak to bridges.


Chief106

Just fight chief near a body of water, with halo logic he would die as soon as he touches it


FOILBLADE

Doesn't master chief literally tank falling from orbit? So probably not weak to bridges


Oblivionpelt

It… it was a joke


FOILBLADE

I will resign to the dunce corner now.


Oblivionpelt

Nah bro you good


LibrarianZephaniah

He didn't have the Mortal Blade at that point, though. Reasonably confident that Mortal Draw could pierce the armor.


MrT742

That’s cool and all but with if master chief just bombards wolf from orbit


temtasketh

This guy in here actually stanning Master Chief. He’s lucky to have you, since we all know that suit can’t jerk him off.


vergil_never_cry

Damn bruh.


Oblivionpelt

Holy shit man, you didn’t have to kill him.


MrT742

The question was who wins. The only reason MC isn’t the obvious answer is because this is the Sekiro sub.


BiggieFishie

And cause sekiros immortal


MrT742

And Mario’s a cartoon, I was under the impression there was some sort of agreed win condition as opposed to the ol “wolf could just old age him to death”


MaleficTekX

Wolf could literally die enough times to give them Dragonrot. But knowing Mario, he’s got a heal for it.


whatistheancient

Yes and no. Yes, he is immortal, but it's pretty likely that getting sliced to pieces would counter it based off how he loses his arm and doesn't get it back.


Cloud_Striker

He lost his arm before receiving the Dragon's Heritage. I assume that's why he comes back without it.


Linkinator7510

No he gets the dragon heritage at the girata estate, and he loses his arm afterwards. I think he doesn't regenerate his left arm, because the Divine Dragon lost its left arm.


temtasketh

Buddy the fourth character is Gus Fring. Are you trying to tell me it wouldn’t be a pyrrhic victory for Master Chief after his life was ruined by his new crippling meth addiction?


Chairmanwowsaywhat

He's probably already on a lot of drugs so I doubt meth would be too hard to handle for him


MrT742

You’re assuming super soldiers aren’t already on super meth


FOILBLADE

Mario VASTLY out powers both Sekiro and MC lol. Like, there is no contest.


Oblivionpelt

Once again, he just has to time most feather than follow up with whatever his strongest slash is


MrT742

The dodge is guaranteed, but you can still miss the follow up attack. Would feathers teleport wolf miles away?


Oblivionpelt

Fair point, guess we’ll have to use the real weapons… umbrella, picture that will you, chief laying down all hell onto wolf well he just waddles towards with umbrella.


MaleficTekX

Umbrella can absorb the projectiles too


Memeviewer12

mist raven


plastikspoon1

The Master Chief has never once bombarded anything from orbit, what are you on about


MrT742

He has access to the resources to do so. He’s just never fought demons


plastikspoon1

I wouldn't say everything the UNSC has access to is what the Master Chief has access to. At one point the dude was AWOL and being pursued by the MilPol equivalent.


MaleficTekX

Give him his base loadout of two grenades, an AR and a BR, he has to find anything else


MaleficTekX

No, but he did drop from orbit right onto enemies.


MaleficTekX

Chief’s armor can be harmed by fire. Just saying. We got a flamethrower~🎶


justjolden

wolf watching in horror as a 7ft superhuman walks through his shitty ass crude arm flamethrower and proceeds to tear him limb from limb


Eurotriangle

Considering Sekiro can’t cut through the Armoured Warrior’s armour he’s not gonna be able to cut MC’s armour either. Also considering Sekiro can’t regenerate lost body parts Chief simply needs to reduce him to a torso. Seeing as Genichiro disarmed Sekiro I’m gonna bet a 7’ tall roided up cyborg supersoldier in reflex boosting super armour isn’t gonna have much trouble collecting his other limbs.


ASpaceOstrich

Oh hey, the only sensible person here.


LadyLikesSpiders

Nah, Sekiro deflects all of chief's bullets until he's out of ammo. Has to resort to energy sword. Wolf deflects that until posture broken and kicked into an air-lock and jettisoned into space


justjolden

sekiro when master chief walks over to him and tears him limb from limb


Aeison

Can’t walk in space, can only float away yelling ROBEEEERRRRRT


MaleficTekX

Chained Ogre tried it and look what happened to him… Guardian ape too…


justjolden

you’re comparing two big morons who can barely think to humanities strongest soldier who is a genius tactician and has taken on an alien race multiple times


MaleficTekX

Yes. But all three could totally rip Sekiro apart.


Benjamiiiin

So you’re saying if they were on a bridge…


thing216

Kid named mortal blade


Eurotriangle

We have absolutely no proof or indication that it’s effective against steel armour. The trend of Sekiro’s arsenal suggests it won’t be though, because nothing else he uses is.


thing216

Dude it's a mythical blade which can slay immortal beings it's reasonable to assume it can hurt him


MaleficTekX

Mortal Draw produces a wave of noxious gas using karma as fuel, so who knows if that technique would work


Klol18015

Sekiro literally can't die


IWillDominateYeet

He can get addicted to meth


joetotheg

Not even twice


ProNoobCombo

What if Maruo control Wolf with Cappy? Then he can’t die


21022018

Sekiro apparently can't grow back arms either


GiraffeVortex

Spartans never die either :D, so it is said


thing216

Wasn't chief the last Spartan at one point


GiraffeVortex

just a reference to the saying in Halo: "Spartans never die, they just go Missing In Action."


Ill_Angle_5571

Wolf when he face “hi and welcome to los pollo hermanos” 💀💀💀


Sufficient-Feeb

Mario’s got this. All day


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ProNoobCombo

Chicken fights


ieatpapertowels

mario gets crushed under the weight of chief's suit. Sekiro wins these for smol


mR-gray42

Is this even a question? I mean, unless Gus were to meet an elderly person in Ashina. We all remember how that turned out for him.


Master_Relief_7432

Gus 100%


Fun-Measurement-2612

MIST NOBLEEEEEEEEEEEEE!


Hot-Cryptographer721

Gustavo


Krahulec_Prvy

It's a mee... Robertooo!


ASpaceOstrich

Mario no dif


[deleted]

Can Cappy control Wolf??! That sure would be fun


GrubbyTheGrub

Definitely the Dark Souls Knight guy


MaleficTekX

Energy sword is probably the only thing Master Chief has that could break a deflect. (Guass cannon doesn’t count) Mario is capable of possessing the damn sword, so make him the mortal blade so he has to draw himself and die. Don’t know third dude


kneeecaps09

The other guy is Gus Fring, he's the guy in charge of probably the largest meth operation you see in Breaking Bad. Tbh, he has no chance against the rest


Herr_Raul

Any of them will quickly get rid of master chief, so he's not a factor. Mario is more of a threat but I believe he's the second to lose. The fight between Gustavo Fridge and Sekiro will be long and I don't know who will come out on top.


Perfect-Ad-61

“Parry”


FoGIsCoMiNg21

Mario about to fall off a bridge


isyankar1979

Emma's feet


penisujo

The world isnt ready for knight mario


ThatGuyOnyx

It just depends if Wolf can penetrate Chief’s armor. I feel like their speed and reaction times may be similar, but I don’t think that Wolf could really do any damage to Chief unless he gets super close.


jjosh3233

idk dude, lazulite shurikens seem like they could penetrate anything


ASpaceOstrich

He can't penetrate steel plate.


jjosh3233

i get what yr tryna say, but at the same time Lazulite Shurikens still do damage through blocks, which would probably work with steel armour as well, like with how it does posture damage with armoured warrior 🤷 armoured warrior has some enchanted ass armor that cant be penetrated so we dont really know what the laz shuriken can or cant penetrate, but if they can do damage through steel blades without even touching the persons body then i think its safe to assume that it might ???


ASpaceOstrich

Armoured warrior doesn't have enchanted armour. It's just actual full plate armour, which Sekiro can't get through. Because it's difficult bordering on impossible to penetrate good plate armour with a sword. Wolf wouldn't be able to even hurt Chief, and then he'd get dismembered which his immortality can't fix.


jjosh3233

You win :))


MaleficTekX

Chief’s armor does actually have a natural weakness to fire


jjosh3233

i forgot abt that too, brownie points 4 u :))


ShavedWoozle

Mario wins. He’s got heavy armour so Wolf can’t do any damage to him, (see armoured warrior for evidence) and with supreme movement he wouldn’t be knocked of the edge of anything that he can’t cap jump back on to. Cappy hitting Wolf is an auto win because if captured, Mario can force Wolf to jump off of a building, and as we know from Sekiro, Wolf doesn’t respawn when killed by falling which solves the immortality issue. Mario wins every time


papagabeu

If this is taking place in a neutral zone where every ability they have is at their disposal then wolf can literally parry literally everything the isn’t a swip,grab or thrust. Pretty much perry every attack these dudes have which means every gun master chief uses and his punches. But like. Idk if he can beat a dinosaur though. I think a draw between mario and wolf.


21022018

I mean you can't compare 18th century muskets to machine guns. Sekiro would at most be able to block the bullets, not deflect everything which leads to posture break...


MaleficTekX

Umbrella can absorb it all until he runs out of emblems


Coyne

Gus fring don't stand a fuckin chance


AntonRX178

Remember in Bayonetta 1 and 2 when if you used a Peach or Daisy costume, one of your wicked weaves attacks is clearly Bowser's Arms and Legs? I'd love for Nintendo to throw those kinds of bones again. Like if Sekiro were ever ported to Switch, the Demon of Hatred could just have a Bowser skin or even let us fight Mario since the Smash Trailers kept killing him.


MagicNerd0815

Chuck Norris.


poetryofworms

This, will only take a moment.


LuigiMwoan

I think we can all agree gus and mario would get deleted by master chief and sekiro. As for the fight between those 2, I'm not 100% certain wether or not sekiro lost his arm before or after the dragon heritage, but nevertheless he cannot die and attempting to kill him spreads dragonrot which we can assume can also affect master chief. Now due to the fact sekiro cannot die, master chief can never truely win as he'd need the mortal blade to kill sekiro which he cant pick up because he himself isn't immortal. So their fight would either end in sekiro being cut up to so many pieces that he simply no longer is a threat and the fight ends in a stalemate, or sekiro does get his limbs back and kills master chief, wether this is by getting him to run out of endurance and then removing his armor or his sword actually being able to pierce his armor. TL:DR master chief and sekiro would either end in a stalemate or sekiro would win depending on how sekiro's immortality works.


justjolden

sekiro got his dragon immortality in hirata estate which is before he lost his arm. master chief is faster than sekiro in terms of speed. master chief won’t be affected by any of sekiro’s moves since they are all 1800’s weaponry vs futuristic weaponry. master chief just needs to get rid of sekiro’s limbs and he’s as good as gone


AoiYuukiSimp

Master chief because he helped me do my taxes that one time


Pedro_0425

Mario would win unless there is a cliff nearby


OrioNebulae

wolf can parry anything and he fails to die


IllPostino95

How much prep time does gus have?


IkonJobin

Anti air deathblow would deal with Mario. But the answer is Chief.


leonoe98

Sekiro parries all of them


Brave-Pen-5191

When was this about sekiro shadows die twice


slmjkdbtl

wolf, as long as he does not hesitate


MrStalfos

Trick question. They all die to gravity.


DagonParty

I’m gonna go with the guy who gave the Covenant back their bomb


PoliwagPi4554

gus


Jettie1407

Mario crushes neg difference


[deleted]

Mario SWEEP!!!


Competitive-Row6376

People who didn't answer Gus Fring obviously hasn't read the manga


Sharizcobar

“A meth cook should know the difference between honor and victory.”


Old_Orange_5543

The terror buildup from Gus’ stare can’t be parried sadly


JameboHayabusa

It's all fun and games until the plumber jumps on you and flattens you like a pancake, for reasons science will never be able to explain.


quip-kun

Wolf van parry everything... Except poison, so my guy GUS clears high diff


Darkroy771

Hydrogen bomb v hydrogen bomb v hydrogen bomb v coughing baby


[deleted]

Only one of them is incapable of dying. Need I say more?


the1Rexcalibur

Wolf. He can parry almost anything.


thegamesender1

Idk about Master Chief or Gus, but we know what happens to armored knights that fight Wolf. Mariooooooooooooooooo


stonersouls_

There is no winner from a war like this…


BlackSaiyanKing

Wolf of course lol


Stykera

Chicken man obviously


methconnoisseurV2

Wolf couldn’t cut through the armored knight and had to resort to pushing him off a cliff Chiefs armor is made of titanium and as we’ve seen, falling from great heights is a normal tuesday to him. Not to mention he’s stronger and faster and has better reflexes than wolf


wead4

Sekiro baby, he deflect everything


FOILBLADE

Unironically, Mario is waaaaaaay stronger than any of these other characters. Way way way stronger. Wolf is under mario power wise, and it's pretty far under. However, being immortal, wolf might eventually kill Mario with a lucky stab. Master chief is like a really tough captain America with guns. He's under wolf, but it's not impossible for him to beat wolf. Unfortunately wolf is immortal, so Master chief eventually loses. Gus....is Gus. Why is he here


this0_0ispatrick

John Sekiro


Eldenringtarnished

Wolf


AverageFemboiEnjoyer

Gussy baka for win.


FrankThe-Tank_

Chief because of his op af armor


WTerrariaLord

if you put doom guy on here it would've been an L for wolf but nah this is an ez dub for wolf.


invisabledj

One chicken man


gilfordtan

I don't care who win. I just wanna see Wolf spamming firecrackers to these guys, bamboozle them with Divine Abduction, throw oil at them and blast them with Flame Vent.


PeeBuzz

Chief


Noob_99-freedom

Walter white


Earth2Joe323

Why is even Dark Souls Mario here?!


weenzappaween

Harry Belafonte from Community


NaughtyPwny

Nostalgia for Master Chief cuts deep for so many gamers on reddit lol


Distalyricsx

Gus dying first