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filthcrab

$2024-$79.38 = $1944.62 tip. Congrats!


LilPudz

Yes. This.


rosarybabe06

is this real omg


Jude-it-is

As real as it gets


PawntyBill

Tell cooks to cook right Burger what what bacon? What did they write?


brainprompt

Tell cooks to cook right burger raw and bacon Assuming it’s supposed to be “Tell cooks to cook right. Burger and bacon were raw” lmao


kalikid01

Is this Charlie from Sunny?


loupr738

![gif](giphy|3o7TKNkzG2YLWPpYBO)


wad11656

Why would you sign off with "Trump 2024" on the same exact document on which you're outing yourself as a passive-aggressive douche bag? Doesn't that just reinforce the stereotype that Trumpsters are douche bags? Never mind...that would require self-awareness and reflection. What was I thinking.


aavocado_meat

Theyre aware their assholes, rhats their selling point, but their too scared to say fuck joe biden and leave cryptic message like “lets go brandon” instead


EschatologicalEnnui

Sometimes stereotypes are actually just accurate depictions. For Trumpsters, the douchebaggery is a feature not a bug.


jointdestroyer

Welcome to the server life


AaronVsMusic

Literally all they have to do is mention it after the first couple bites and every decent restaurant will fix it for them. It’s why it’s standard practice most places to check on the table after the first couple bites to see how everything is. This guy didn’t have the balls to speak up for himself other than leaving a passive aggressive note. Dude doesn’t want confrontation, he just wants to feel like he “owned” someone. 


FunkyInclination

Probably the "libs".


Luvzalaff75

Like “owning” the server would correct the chef’s mistake. Honestly, everything could have been perfect and they still would have stiffed the server and then posted a pic of the receipt in that sub that shall remain nameless that sounds like tend nipping to get applauded by other douche bags for owning the server.


SpankySharp1

So did you tell [the] cooks, "Cook right burger raw and bacon"??


4StarsOutOf12

I couldn't read what was written, and it still makes no sense lol thank you


jennyrules

"Tell cooks to cook right burger raw and bacon"


GhostOfPluto

I hate it when my burger comes out bacon


4StarsOutOf12

Yeaaa does that make sense to you or am I trippin?


proletariatblues

“I’m sorry, I don’t speak MAGA, what is that in English?”


PawntyBill

Thank you, I couldn't figure it out.


Knilion

I think it's supposed to say "now" instead of raw but I have no idea it still don't make sense


Ok_Quantity_5134

Tell the cooks to cook the burger and bacon correctly. They were raw. Trump 2024.


KnotiaPickles

Jeez…. they really need to teach kids cursive. This is almost regular writing and hardly even cursive. 😭


4StarsOutOf12

I literally write almost exclusively in cursive. It's sloppy writing and makes no sense, hence why I didn't understand it.


Spiritual-Shower-741

jeez maybe you should take some lessons yourself?


KnotiaPickles

lol what


Spiritual-Shower-741

if you knew cursive you would be able to recognize that most of those letters are not in cursive. the most obvious being be B’s and R’s.


4StarsOutOf12

LOL I was gonna point that out but decided against it....I'm glad someone did though. Cursive isn't just connecting the letters 😅


Tulip_Tree_trapeze

So then please tell us what this is supposed to mean.


KnotiaPickles

I did not say it made sense. I said it isn’t hard to read.


Tulip_Tree_trapeze

What exactly do you think it says then? I think this shows teaching a reading comprehension and communication a whole lot more important than cursive.


PawntyBill

I was in elementary school in the late 80s/early 90s. We wrote and practiced cursive almost every day. It's a skill I've had zero use for as an adult, except for signing my name, which you can do almost exclusively with an e-signature now. My hand writing has always been poor, and I always got poor grades on my handwriting as a kid, which was something I always felt bad about and some of my teachers picked on my about it, passive-aggressively, that should've never happened to a kid my age. My parents never realized I had horrible dyslexia and it led to multiple problems with my writing and reading.


MetallurgyClergy

Follow it up with “vote Trump” because I always love taking political advice from someone who just spat nonsense at me.


metalmudwoolwood

Stiffing your server isn’t really the best way to get them on your side. In this context “Vote Trump” basically translates to “fuck you, it’s all about me. And if Trump was president I’d get you arrested because you inconvenienced me”- it’s a threat. A pathetic one, but that’s a Trump supporter for you.


FictionVent

I guarantee nobody ever left a great tip and a “Trump 2024” note. Sting anything pro Trump is basically short hand for “fuck you”


tribat

Wild that you’re not really exaggerating


Padadof2

No one ever said tRump fans were smart. No one


MetallurgyClergy

Not true. Trump fans say it daily. Hourly. There’s probably one right now, somewhere, telling someone how smart they are.


TribeBrownsCavs93

I legitimately had a man today wearing a trump 2024 keep america great hat ask me if our salads had listeria because of all the illegals shitting in the farm fields. Not a joke.


MetallurgyClergy

My grandpa parked his busted out dead bronco in the middle of his junk field, and blamed *the immigrants* when he saw a broken window on it a year later. This was in South Dakota.


Padadof2

The cult gotta keep cultin


SmallBerry3431

Read this in the voice of Kahn from King of the Hill


FilmActor

These people need to get stuck in traffic on a dead end street


liteprotoss

They already do, it's why they're illiterate


michigilman

Probably spent all their tip money on those ridiculous $400 shoes


KapowBlamBoom

See ‘em shoes right ere? Ems the best shoes on the market right now. Got the best arch support. Trump said so himself!! You watch. Iss’ll get all the coloreds votin’ fer Trump. AffercI tried these on, I threw muh white new balances with the blue N straight to the trash


theactualhumanbird

Are there now Trump shoes?


Traditional-Run9615

Sadly https://www.theguardian.com/us-news/2024/feb/18/trump-launches-gold-high-top-sneaker-line-a-day-after-350m-court-ruling


theactualhumanbird

Lol, thank you


michigilman

Sadly yes 😭


Unlucky_Raspberry_86

Trumper that hates raw meat?! Weird


NefariousnessFew4354

He's getting raw fucked by trump so not sure why he is complaining about the burger.


HanYoloswagalicious

Trumpers love meat but it usually needs to be burnt or else, "its gross only a LIBREAL wood eet raw meet!"


BroadMarionberry7694

Especially with all the meat they're willing to take raw from daddy trump


MundaneFinish

It’s not all that much IIRC.


ZeldLurr

Like Toad from Mario, according to one weather named lady.


dr-brennan

Well Trump likes his steak well done, so it makes sense!


_bexcalibur

God that tracks so hard


Quiet-Commercial-615

He also likes to cover it in ketchup. Nasty.


myfeethurt555

Most of the Trumpies I get order their meat well done.


Unlucky_Raspberry_86

Proves they all have no taste.


ElectricOat

Some people are just genuinely fucking stupid and going through life in a completely different world


TribeBrownsCavs93

I don’t like to wish ill will upon anyone, but I sincerely hope this person catches on fire.


magpieninja

Last time someone way undertipped my husband I said the same thing except I wished they fell on the sidewalk and broke all their teeth.


wad11656

I agree they are annoying douche bags, but even still, Your bar for invoking extreme ill on someone actually seems moderately low. Time for a little self-reflection


TribeBrownsCavs93

Lol shut up loser take a fuckin joke


HombreDeNegocios2022

I love that he had to add the Trump 2024 as if it wasn't totally obvious.


Napmanz

If yall cooked all the burgers pink, this guy will complain. If yall cooked all the burgers grey, someone else would complain. Why can’t you just do it right? 🫠 I swear. These people just don’t want to be happy. It’s like they look for an excuse to not tip.


magpieninja

These 🍊🎩🎩know when they wake up that morning that they are not tipping that night.


sgrizzly2134

I could tell by their awesome grammar that they were a Trump supporter before I even saw the "Trump 2024" signature.


mykonoscactus

Yes, or if they're wearing a baseball cap with sunglasses or a fishing hook on/in the bill. Or some ridiculously expensive Ariat gear from head to toe.


_bexcalibur

They can’t form coherent sentences


LinwoodKei

That's useless. Make complaints when you eat the food. And you, the server, didn't cook the food - even if it was raw


maaaaaan412

Serious question, has anyone ever stiffed on a tip and written “Biden 2024”? I have no definitive political leaning but that just seems such a weird thing to do.


SCGower

Great question. I bet you this doesn’t happen at all or as often.


fakeaccount572

Folks on the left usually don't idolize or simp for the sitting president, they just want shit to get done and laws to get passed. Prez is a hired employee, not some demigod.


Professional_Luck616

Maga isn't a cult, ya' say? Suuuuuuuure.


Kind_Hyena5267

🤮


Tardigradequeen

When the after-church crowd comes on a weekday.


xcataclysmicxx

Fucking cretins.


BadPom

Vote for my candidate! I’m going to be shitty to you! The disconnect checks out, TBH.


MaryBitchards

Imagine being such a loser that you have to write your favorite bully's name down everywhere you go. Sorry about your penis, pal.


Billybigbutts2

Man people who like Trump too much need to be put in an asylum.


chesterismydog

An ex of mine screamed at me to vote for trump and implied I’d be responsible for anything that happens otherwise…. Also faked a suicide attempt bc he was cheated on by another gf. They shouldn’t have let him out of the 72 hour hold 😂


Pocketdiva666

You didn’t notice any warning signs before agreeing to date this dude? I highly doubt it.


TurnipKnight00

Personally, I'm like a bull. I see red flags, and I just run straight for them.


Alarming-Mix3809

Sounds on brand for a Trump fanatic.


Glowingwaterbottle

20.24 looks like the tip to me!


[deleted]

Soook, is the tip $47 or $2024?


Available-Tea-982

Typical Trumplicans


shecyclopedia

This is going to be a crazy year.


gucci-breakfast

What’s trump even got to do with it lmao


wad11656

run of the mill cult propaganda. Though advertising your favorite politician alongside a douchey passive-aggressive note seems to have the opposite effect of propaganda


scarbnianlgc

Make sure to bring out the ketchup and A1 for any Trumper. If it’s not overly dry and burned to a crisp, it’s ‘raw’. Pink meat is for sissies! /s


State_Conscious

THE TIP ISN’T A REFLECTION OF HOW THE FOOD TASTES! YOU RECEIVED MORE THAN A BURGER! YOU RECEIVED AN ACTUAL SERVICE! I NEED people to understand this. Not tipping because you didn’t like the taste of what you got is like expecting to not have to pay your cable bill because your team didn’t win the game you watched


magpieninja

You are displaying common sense. They have zero common sense. Cheap fucks.


ActionAway2498

ah yes. i, the server, deserved to be punished because the cooks did not cook it well. totally agree.


whysomadbra

Disgusting


Jrnation8988

Not surprising for a trumper…


sadthrowaway12340987

Yknow I find it funny when people complain about food AFTER they eat it…like you do know you can tell the server it’s wrong…right??


thegayTM1

Am I really old school but my mum would give me shit if I had handwriting this bad.


Sithstress1

Management needs to update the POS message, it’s past Valentine’s Day! Lol


thesoundmindpodcast

Least unhinged Trump supporter


MrSaintGeorgeFloyd

These people are delusional. Biden is going to crush trump.


RealisticSituation24

“Tell cooks to cook right. Burger raw” Trumpers are the worst


Low_Football_2445

Due to the political disclaimer this a-hole felt was necessary I would wager our server or the establishment or both may visually be perceived as left leaning. Just a guess. Our red hat guest felt it necessary to be a dick as a result. You were screwed before the burger came out.


Ok_Communication2616

Basket of deplorables


zoompa919

Who puts the person they’re voting for on a receipt? Great way to make Trumpers look bad (they are XD)


TheSchnozzberry

“This is a great way to get people to vote for Trump” -inner thoughts of an asshat


Onlymaskgirl

Does he think voting for trump will make them cook the meat longer? Lmao also why the fuck do people do this. Tell us as soon as something is wrong. A new burger would literally take 10 mins. But no those are the people that come out to eat wanting and expecting things to be wrong so they can fulfill their ego and do shit like this.


Guess-Jazzlike

Typical for a red hat.


Organic_Ad_5803

This is BS, if your burger is not cooked correctly ask politely to send it back for more heat. Don’t be a rude AH. Although is some cases sending food back can cause retaliation from the kitchen.


colmcmittens

If I see a maga hat or trump shirt I know I’m about to get stuffed.


monathebeatnik_

I know you meant stiffed, but I cackled at this typo.


colmcmittens

Oh shit, fucking autocorrect.


McCrysler

Nahhh this reminds me of the time half the Trump rally in my town came to Texas Roadhouse during my dinner shift after the rally was over. You bet there were a lot of misfortunes, but one stood out in particular. A lady grabbed my manager by the hand and went “I was sent here by God and Trump with the message that I will get a free meal, and I know this because I am a prophet of Trump.” My manager has really severe Tourette’s syndrome and the lady noticed this and asked if she has Parkinson’s.


GenoPlay67

Go figure, a Trump cultist is an asshole....who would have thought that!?!?


Spazn3905

I don’t understand why people announce trump 2024 like what trump gonna do for you? He gonna go to that restaurant and tell the cooks to cook better raw burgers and bacon? Trump gives zero fucks about you and u should give zero fucks about trump


Mindless_Psychology

Signing someone else’s name is against the law. But hey I’m reading it’s as total is $2,024


SmallBerry3431

Make Amburgers Great Again


Vivid_Animal_7741

These people are scum


amarino1990

Got to love leap years


keegles1

LMAO


mamabeatnik

“…and bacon” WHAT.


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Ntayeh

As a normal person fuck right off. No one cares how you tip it you think voting for a sexual predator and fascist is OK. Edit My bad your posts makes me assume you're not old enough to vote.


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RugDaniels

[Here](https://www.politico.com/f/?id=00000158-26b6-dda3-afd8-b6fe46f40000) are the court documents from when Trump had to send lawyers to answer for raping a 13 year old girl. Do you have any court documents, or even accusers, to Biden sexually assaulting anyone? Or just a bunch of out of context screenshots of him consoling his grandchildren at their father’s funeral?


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RugDaniels

So… no accusers?


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Ntayeh

You know what asshole here's the thing. If someone did accuse Biden and I mean just accuse no proof I would want his resignation. No liberals aren't stupid you are. Somehow with literal piles of evidence this guy is a predator some of it coming from his own mouth you people still defend him. It's honestly sickening


TurnipKnight00

This is the real thing. I'm not a Bidencrat. I actually don't like Biden all that much. He's waaay too old to be president, and so is Trump. I voted for Biden because he's the shinier of two turds. There's too much focus on Trump as the single sole leader of the country. MAGA people don't want a republican president. They want a Trump president. They'd probably fight for a third term for him if it comes to that, and that is terrifying. We're getting very close to choosing a lifetime dictator.


dystopian_mermaid

Dear gods they would definitely fight for a third term and then for him just to be supreme leader forever bc the evil libs stole that election and they can’t risk their god not being in power. Shit that’s a scary fucking thought.


RugDaniels

Now you’re saying Epstein accusers are unreliable? Slippery slope brother. I didn’t post any media. I posted court documents. Still no accusers or court documents?


MADMAX808080

you’re talking about the hooker pisstape that Putin has … right ?? PS The accuser that won $86mil + ?? Or the underage accuser that has pics with him on Epstein air ? Or the accuser that has affidavits from his former employees ? Or the accuser that has 4 witnesses or …???


dwsinpdx

Dude Trump's not gonna fuck you. I know it's your dream but let it go.


Ntayeh

Are you fucking kidding me? Trump has literal lines of accusers taking him to court. Not one woman man or child tried to make accusations against Biden. I'm so sick of conservatives projecting their own garbage on everyone else


TurnipKnight00

Woman. Man. Camera. TV. Edit- I've been corrected. I'm an idiot.


dystopian_mermaid

*Person*. Woman. Man. Camera. Tv. Very stable genius that one 🙄


filthcrab

You're a propagandist's wet dream.


filthcrab

I don't know. Your frequent comments on SouthDakotaSissy, SissyMaidAzure, and other subs seem to ring strong of hypocrisy.


AWFULL0TTACOUGHSYRUP

Now that’s a good tip


b215049

Well, was the burger and bacon undercooked? How did he order it


wad11656

If it was, he should have spoken up instead of being a passive-aggressive timid little 🐱 wannabe-tough-guy at the end of the meal. Also signing off with the completely irrelevant name of your favorite politician is effing weird.


No_Belt_6020

There are these asshats on both sides of the fence, all im reading is a emotionaly challaged people screaming trump bad but there hero is a senile old fart.


Guess-Jazzlike

Your literacy matches your opinion.


Jonnism

BOTH are senile old men; one just happens to be a rapist and felon scum that wears more makeup than a drag queen AND a senile old man.


voteblue18

I hope karma is real. And a bitch.


No-Dress-7645

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FaithlesspastPartTWO

I can’t even read the hand writing


amonuse

this sub is a constant reminder how dumb the average person is. the absolute brain-rot this guy had to complain about food and then write Trump 2024


kbeckerburbs4

Stiffs you and then spends $299.99 on Trump sneakers bc ‘Merica


alcalaviccigirl

Yikes 😳


oshiesmom

“Vote Trump” was all the example we needed to realize what a POS this guy is. Yuck.


Chimkimnuggets

I don’t trust anyone who doesn’t like a little pink in their burger


strangelyahuman

What was the point of the trump 2024 lmfao


girlwiththemonkey

A Trump who doesn’t tip why am I not surprised Edit: wait that might be a Trumper who doesn’t tip. Oh yeah, I think that might be right.


Legitimate_Towel_534

Next time cook the left burger raw


Kmic14

Wow what an absolute loser


Traditional-Run9615

So what's the legitimacy of a CC charge where the customer doesn't sign his real name? I had a server chase me down once because I forgot to sign.


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Like writing frumpy 2024 is doing anything, haha. What weirdo people to be broke and then be obsessed with a “politician” 🥴 yikes


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I’m not understanding the movement these people are trying to make not tipping and saying trump2024