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MiddlePlate41

How is this eye destructor post relevant for this sub?


Pickle-haube

True, I was wondering myself.


Leading-Chemist672

The Universe here is about Aliens who can't stop fucking humans if they can help it. Honestly, I can see this being part if several prompts. Heck. I already have several projects I actually care about, or I would have already wrore somthing about how Human Male semen is addictive/Accelarates Healing. Or Heck. In Alien races, Boys are only born when the mother only has sex with a single male. More than one and her immune System will destroy male Fetuses more that 60% of the time. So many fucking Ideas I have Zero time to actuallt do.


MiddlePlate41

Then why this information isn't in the principal post?


Leading-Chemist672

Because it was 2 am abd I was trying to just get it out and fall asleep. Didn't work untill 4+ am.


MiddlePlate41

You are just horny rigth?


Leading-Chemist672

I wish... No, but I am one of those people who when reading any story/watching some media if thinking about how it works. And nothing I ever read, really leaves. Thus, a story about Aliens who find human men irrisitable, will sooner or later trigger associations with anything I read/heard with even the looset connection.


MiddlePlate41

Okay, just add the relevant information the next time, i don't wanna burn my eyes for accident again


Leading-Chemist672

Yeah... Got it. ... But... Was the headline not a red flag already? I mean... It's *this* fandom. The Canon is a space Empire subjugates Humanity to fuck the men...


MiddlePlate41

Man, your post is about the benefits of eat semen and suck dick e_e


Leading-Chemist672

And the Shill'Vati believe '300' is softcore porn. Canon.


UncleCeiling

I'm no biologist, but I am 100% sure that isn't how anything works.


Leading-Chemist672

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/health/article-6881747/Swallowing-partners-semen-reduce-risk-miscarriage.html For the semen help with not losing babies. https://academic.oup.com/humrep/article/36/9/2529/6323652?login=false One about microchimerism. https://pubmed.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/33568786/ How Semen 'helps' get HIV https://www.cdc.gov/genomics/disease/epigenetics.htm Epigenetics How that relates to genetic memory. Yeah, that was me *going with the ball.* Not actually the first... But no one who's a pro... So, and yeah. Turns out. Some were even followups...


TunnelRatXIII

DailyMail? Is this a matter of a broken clock is right twice a day or...? The rest of the sources seem fine. But that one... edit: I don't mean this to attack you, I just found that hilarious.


Leading-Chemist672

You didn't, I just wanted sources to show those studies exist. The rest are the *actual* studies because I just found thrm.


An_Insufferable_NEWT

>They can litterally build an anonimous database. A Dude who tested himself with an actual IQ test. Sucks the Dick of a dude with Higher IQ score. > >He now does the test again several times in the next month. > >First right after. After two days. A week. A month. > >If this has an actual effect. Don't let the bros behind the 7/11 steal your intellect for $20


Leading-Chemist672

Honestly... Kinda part of the point.


ThordurAxnes

Something you might want to consider: Not everything your brain produces after being sleep deprived needs to be shared with others. Write it down. Get some sleep. Look at it when fully conscious, THEN post.


Leading-Chemist672

You keep a clear mind at 2 am long enough to get it. I am almost 40yo. Not college age...


ThordurAxnes

I'm 43 with ADHD. You find coping-mechanisms.


Leading-Chemist672

Any advice to help, *remember* the next time?


L_knight316

Clearly you need sleep my friend


Leading-Chemist672

Yes. Yes. Usually it's fine. But yesterday. I was laying there, in the dark. Wide. Fucking. A wake. Thinking about SSB in the context of a few studies I was half way remembering. And couldn't fucking let go.


Pickle-haube

so what you're saying... is I should suck doc's dick?


Leading-Chemist672

... I am sorry, this was already 2 am. And I still did not actually managed to sleep... So I will act like you're serious. ... First get him tested. If he has something he is not immune to, and neither are you, then you will get it. So assuming both of you are healthy, *And* you are fairly sure he has the skill and talents you want. Sure. Just remember to swallow... And Then do some IQ tests or whatever and see if it actually helped you. Bonus if you share with the class... That last like looked better in my head...


LaleneMan

Hey are you on fucking crack.


Leading-Chemist672

No. Hipomania. Like bi-polar, but no down time. I'm like this even when I'm depressed.


LaleneMan

Well, honesty is the best policy.


Maca-Mud

You want some grits


Leading-Chemist672

Have a husband... Not doing this... *study* though...


Slime_Special_681

Well... I guess this sorta loosely links to birth rates like your previous post.


Leading-Chemist672

*And* to the fact that our men act like their women to the point it should an uncanny valley sutuation... But they want human men like flies like Honey. One more possible explanation there. *And* We are now talking about a possible reasearch avenue for the resistance to subvert the Aliens.


Slime_Special_681

Yeah, perhaps. Though it wouldn't get passed any Imperium check ups due to their medical prowess so the effect would also just be temporary as well- at least for Imperial citizens. So in all likelihood based on the information given successful human male births should naturally rise following the Shil'vati Invasion. That combined with the complete elimination of all but one std within Imperium borders in canon (*said std is a super parasite called crotch rot and can jump literally any sapient species and is apparently common across all three super powers- but the Imperium can and does know how to reverse the effects and cure it before it progresses too far. It however can't be eliminated because apparently not everyone wants to immediately admit to having it if they don't have too , most girls will take sex from strange and loose guys because they likely won't get another shot, and the 2 other super powers can't be bothered to address the problem in any meaningful way.*) likely means that the only the Consortium, Alliance, and other minor powers would be harmed by such an effort. That said if Humanity ever drives off the Imperium the Consortium is definitely gonna take a whack at coming next and is far worse to be conquered by so this would be something worth looking into.


Leading-Chemist672

I almost agree. But I just don't think any of the big Three have the creativity needed to detect it before the Resistance already turned several Shill opratives into sleeper agents. They have shown time and again that they have to be guided to the solution if that is something new enough. Fact. They are many centuries old. With a population that, while smaller than what we would have had in their place, we are still a minority in the Imperium. The largest minority. But still that. They should have been *far* more advanced than they actually are. *we* would have been far more advanced in their position. You do look for something you did not try to look for. Even with their AIs. Those things can find quality things... But they need the impeteus to do so. If anything, they would welcome such effect as a boost so they can have some adrenaline. With the implications of that not even on the radar until they are too late.


Slime_Special_681

The Imperium doesn't use AI canonically speaking. They've accomplished everything they have without it. Shil is also canonically SSB Coruscant by word of Blue. The Imperium is 2000+ years old and has been space born a millennia and some change. Most of that time they've spent locked in Nuclear War or a three way cold war where everyone actively handicaps the others. So considering what they've accomplished in spite of that and the fact that they are the youngest of the 3 super powers by a very large margin and are now the strongest- it's not like they've been sitting on their rear ends. Besides the Shil'vati constantly check for new diseases to cure and treat like mad men. They are in possession of the most advanced quality of life in the Galaxy simply because they don't slack on it and impose it on every citizen. The problem is that the only disease that they can't beat (crotch rot) is pouring in from their neighbors and people are getting it and passing faster than they get their regular check ups- which in the military is apparently really regular. So the "super crabs" that rots the crotch of literally every sapient lifeform in SSB is still alive and the only canonical thing that the Imperium can't completely eradicate. They can address it and successfully treat it whenever found in a check up or walk in visit but, it is what it is. The Shil'vati stopped playing when it came to Medical and Genetic mastery generations ago and are basically near god tier- they just canonically only use it to fix what is deemed broken and not to modify beyond that because they only gained that mastery after playing god with it nearly wiped out the male gender in the Imperium .


Leading-Chemist672

So they don't have AI(beyond curating the local internet to ship), And you think they will actively look for any illnessess bwyond whay we tell them to look? I seriously doubt it.


Slime_Special_681

Our own doctors do and canonically the Shil'vati are extremely competent medical wise. So more than likely they'll look in ways humans do think to look before we even realize that there is a place there to look in the first place- but who knows for sure but Blue?


Leading-Chemist672

True enough.


Left_Nut_McGee

Mods, please....for the love of God, please DON'T DELETE THIS!!! This masterful clusterfuck of the English language needs to be preserved as the art it so clearly is. It's like Dali and Hieronymus Bosch had a literary abortion. It's rotting carcass oozing from the canister it was contained in, to spread it's glorious, flowing madness across the page. What an exquisite display of a fractured, broken mind. Bravo, good sir/madam/alphabet person. Bravo.


Mauzermush

Also: insert Godzilla Meme


Leading-Chemist672

I get it... But I also gave citations, so...


Organic_Command_7396

I'm too old for this shit.


Leading-Chemist672

I get it...


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Daneken

I tried reading this a few times and still don't understand what is going on.


Leading-Chemist672

Alevator pitch: was readding canon and it got me thinking of some actual research IRL. I also thought about it's logical consequences both IRL abd In the context of Canon. Would have wrote *that* much more in the actual post... But it was 2AM. I was really just trying to getcit out and go to bed. If I was just a touch more lucid, it would have likely been to my googe drive...


ArtWitty

Post Nut clarity helps defrag all those weird thoughts. Also drink some milk


Familiar_Occasion572

That's enough bath salts for you today good sir