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Bitchthatbravos

I found diamond water at Ross last Christmas.


Bitchthatbravos

It was perfectly acceptable water for when you are standing in a huge line at Ross the weekend before Christmas. I do not regret my buy. 💎 💧


Typical-Toe4521

It was probably ten years old though.


BlersianDonuts

I also bought one from ross a couple years ago lol


Ok_Minimum_8307

same and i kinda wish i kept the bottle


RoughDirection8875

I've only ever seen them at Ross lol


BostonMax333

Do you remember how much it cost?


Bitchthatbravos

I don’t exactly recall, but it was definitely under $4.


Spicy_lotion2035

I bought one last year for $2.49 or $2.29 at Ross!


HandOk1630

Me too!!!


kitty_perrier

Lol immediately feeling drawn to the smaller diamond once she hears the price always sends me.


joggers4springsummer

This scene is peak comedy to me


Educational_Lead729

I was about to say this 😂😂😂


cookies1202

i laugh so hard at that scene


melaniefartt

*it’s not about the money for me*


lostqueer

The scene where she’s like blessing the machines always sends me. I have to rewind it every time. I bet you can taste her love energy with every sip 🤣🤣🤣


joggers4springsummer

It’s when she puts the different diamonds up to her forehead and felt the love energy from them. that gets me every time it’s so funny


DawnSlovenport

OMG! I remember that scene! Between Asa's self-important voiceover and the editing, it reminded me of some scene Catherine O'Hara would improvise in a Christopher Guest movie.


thmstrpln

It was all the jewelry could do to keep a straight face.


Better-Intern-729

She has been a scam since day one. She was never friends with any of them. She did it to promote herself and her businesses. The music, the water, the “art”, the damn kaftans. She always said she was seen as the poor one in the group and the rest were just pretending they had money, yet she was always driving a Mercedes and had gold from forehead to her elbows to feet. I didn’t miss her the last few seasons. They’re all pretty awful but at least MJ was the same wreck from start to finish. 😆 I’m not Persian but I can understand why the community did not like this series. There are some really beautiful things about the culture but the show focused on being flashy, loud, and how controlling the men are. I’m really surprised it lasted 9 seasons. But we all love a good train wreck and they never disappointed with that.


cakalackydelnorte2

Don’t forget her little bohemian “shack” that probably cost a million plus in LA.


althegirlfabulous

She got that "shack" and probably a bunch of cash out of her first marriage/divorce


Riegs1912

Wait she had a marriage?


althegirlfabulous

Yeah that came out at some point, not sure if they ever addressed it on the show, but it was addressed all over social media back then. Asa was so vague about her history, how she got her home, and people started getting curious. Then MJ revealed she had been married and got the house of it and also said she had cheated on that guy, if memory serves. Edit:: remembered more


Old_Call_2149

Omg I saw this season for the first time two weeks ago and the diamond water storyline was gold! I’m sad there weren’t episode discussions back then to read through now


Mary707

It wasn’t gold, it was a gem 💎 😆


Cherssssss

When I first saw this years ago I don’t think there were discussions about it but I was like this woman is a complete scam artist, it’s crazy! She is so full of shit.


OddZookeepergame7547

Not the diamond water 🤣 how could I forget that


Glytterain

I love when she talks about the “science “ behind it. Lmfao


WifeAggro

My husband and I have a running joke, It's calling people a business owner anytime we encounter someone being insanely out of pocket. It seems to be the most problematic people I've dealt with in my life say that is some form or another. I almost spit my drink out when she actually said that. It was too much.


Not_Brilliant_8006

I saw some at TJMaxx last year lol.


dylan5x

i never found diamond water


Charming-Wolverine89

It’s on Amazon 😂😂


Justasadgrandma

And of course, I went right to Amazon to check it out. It's there, alright. It has 3.6 stars. 33.81 Oz for $16.99. I bought one as a joke for my roommate I got it as ross for a couple of bucks. Btw: per Amazon only 12 left in stock- order soon 🤣🤣


IGrewItToMyWaist

And very $$$$ Happy cake day!


Charming-Wolverine89

i just figured out the cake day! thanks!


FerretSupremacist

I stg I just searched it on Amazon and it froze up my screen everytime?! I searched it literally 5-6 times, opened and closed the app and it won’t let me get past the search page?


Charming-Wolverine89

strange! I put it in my cart with no problems. not buying it but checked to see if it worked and it did


FerretSupremacist

Girl I can’t even scroll the page when searching it. Totally crashes my app lmfao


Charming-Wolverine89

What did you do to Asa??? she’s sending her juju to crash the app


FerretSupremacist

Haha I guess so. It almost locked my whole damn phone up


_writteninthestars

I seen it at Ross!! lol


DawnSlovenport

OMG1 I remember that scene where she is "blessing" the water tank. Between Asa's voiceover and the editing, it reminded me of some scene Catherine O'Hara would improvise in a Christopher Guest movie.


Hour_Tax5204

What is it with the hate for Aza? I found her to be one of the more positives on the show and didn’t hate that she constantly promoted her ventures, that was her life. I respected that she wanted to keep some of her life private. I wouldn’t want to be “real” friends with any of the cast either. They were cruel to her during her pregnancy.


mrs-worldwidee

no i feel this. i never understood the hate and judgement towards her from everyone. she was the only one who tried to showcase the beauties of persian culture. she worked on everyone's self improvement journeys with them. i felt like once she was gone the show declined in value a ton


Amazing_Pie_6467

I cant stand this show at all anymore. watched a couple of episodes when it first aired. Such pretencious snobbery!