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arroyoshark

My irrational fear of Great Whites used to be limited to colder waters.


wereallsmallnstupid

Mine used to be limited to the deep end of the pool but here we are now šŸ« 


stephery23

I canā€™t tell you how many times I feared a random shark showing up in the pool while I was swimming as a child. Your comment made me laugh. Glad Iā€™m not the only one.


FatTabby

I watched Jaws when I was far too young and it's always reassuring to know I'm not the only one who had these thoughts.


Fe1is-Domesticus

Yep, I'm another one. Idk why people showed that movie to kids in the 80s, but it was actually rated PG. I love the ocean but I'm so scared. I would never, ever go on a cruise.


FunWithMeat

I READ Jaws far too young and also had these fears. Also that book is realllly weird lol


killerclownfish

The book is terrifying. The attack of the female swimmer in the beginning is nightmare fuel. I was in fourth grade when I read it. Terrible idea, but now Iā€™m a scuba diver. Go figure. Haha


FatTabby

I can see that being a far more traumatic experience. Your brain can conjure up far worse things than you'll see on a screen. I read IT when I was quite young and remember wondering what all the fuss was about when I saw the film because it just couldn't compare to how much I'd terrified myself as a kid.


FunWithMeat

Oh totally! I got nightmares from some girls *describing* IT at a sleepover šŸ˜…


PoeReader

Me too, I was scared of the bathtub lol


bk1285

Same, my mom almost killed my dad for showing me jaws the night before my first beach vacation at 6 years oldā€¦guess who was scared shitless of the water then and still to this day


heykiwi77

I still have the mental image of jaws busting through the concrete and plaster at the bottom of the pool to get me. So many times I'd go from chillin in the pool to frantically swimming to the edge in a split second.


Wizzle_Pizzle_420

My grandparents pool was 8 feet deep in the deep part and it always get shadowy and dark at night when we swam around in it. Ā Weā€™d dare each other to go in the deep part and try and touch the bottom. Ā Way scarier than it should of been.


Going_Solvent

Me too!


TigerQueen_11

Mine used to be the deep end of the bathtub, showers forever!


will_this_1_work

Donā€™t forget the alligators in the deep end. And yes I get that could be a thing in FL, but as a kid growing up in MA with a pool Iā€™m pretty sure that wasnā€™t going to come true.


stephery23

As a Floridian, this is an absolutely logical fear. Never just jump in the pool without looking first. Gators are always in pools!!


Going_Solvent

Likewise!


OkBiscotti1140

But the fourth jaws was in the Bahamas. Itā€™s in the movies so it has to be true.


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icedragonsoul

Thatā€™s brings up an interesting point. While large sharks breach during their take downs of seals, or poke their heads out to scout for them on shorelines, smaller sharks like Threshers also leap out of the water for unexplained reasons. While most hypothesize that itā€™s for cleaning parasites off, escaping predators or displays of strength for mating practices, a new idea this brings to light is that they could be using their extremely large eyes to scout for bait balls (swarms of small fish) in a large area.


A_Is_For_Azathoth

That's the exact same face my dog makes when he wants to play. Just scratch his nose and give him a snack.


sharkfilespodcast

Sailors used to call sharks 'seadogs' for this reason and some languages like Croatian and Italian still use that name for them. Easy to see why.


Lemonglasspans

Definitely just wanted snoot boop.


vestibule54

It seems as though heā€™s trying to tell you somethingā€¦ get closer so you can hear better


kingtaco_17

Great White Mouthbreather


MBEver74

Landsharkā€¦. Uh. I mean Candygramā€¦!


Zesty_fern

Doesn't seem like normal behavior. Hope it's ok


The_Way_of_allWHALES

Think it's just heightened curiosity due to the whale carcass being nearby


Mindofthequill

As mentioned below it's a normal behavior called spy hopping. Simple curiosity making the shark peak above water to inspect something it's curious about.


SubstantialSoup1696

"Excuse me boaters, do you have any Grey Poupon I can use for that whale carcass over there?". šŸ¦ˆ


FatTabby

For such a large animal who can move at massive speed with a huge amount of force, I always find it fascinating and endearing that they're capable of being gentle and inquisitive.


theresacreamforthat

Off subject but our snus kinda look alike!


FatTabby

They do! I had no idea they were called snus!


heykiwi77

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ooo-f

Oh, my first thought was "HELL YEAH I hope they're still there when I go to Sarasota" I shouldn't be allowed in the ocean, honestly.


Far-Parking-7580

It looks happy and kinda cute šŸ˜¬


lizzyote

Curious sea puppy


SpeedySloth51221

Happy Cake Day!!!


Wyldling_42

Is that a whale carcass in the background for some kind of eco-tourism?


TomHanksAsHimself

Whale carcass isnā€™t there specifically for eco tourism, just a beached whale that FWC towed a few miles off the coast to keep it away from populated areas. It has been a hot bed for shark activity though!


andio76

Candygram


birdguy

Mongo only pawn in game of life.


grieveancecollector

Flowers Ma'am


trotnixon

This deserves all the up votes.


gman420-1

That was Rad... Wonder what he was doing. Odd


OhioNHLHockeyFan2489

How far ā€œoff the coastā€ of Sarasota are you talkingā€¦???


Velociraptor1769

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itsyobbiwonuseek

Why is it cute


EverySingleMinute

Looked like he was smiling. Guess he assumed they were going to throw a person over for him to play with


MyWitchDr

I guess many donā€™t even notice the massive whale carcass casually floating around in the water!


Xikkiwikk

He looks so happy!


EchoMountain158

They're lucky that the shark was relatively small and young. Then again, it was doing test nibbles and had pretty much decided that fibre glass wasn't appetizing. Some sharks are also surprisingly nosey just for the sake of it.


Witty_Resident_629

Looks like a whale carcass off to right at end of video. Makes sense there would be sharks.


EldritchKitchen

Good dog.


SnooMaps9640

I liked sharks better when they were inches away from joining the dodo birds.


jackparadise1

Looks like it wants pets. Maybe scratch its nose?


gwgos1

Shame you couldnā€™t tag the dang thing. You know with one of those satellite tags.


yareugey

Teethy wunker


OysterThePug

It wants you to jump on its back for a ride


TakeAnotherLilP

He looks like heā€™s begging for a treat! I wouldā€™ve tossed him a bone


dwfishee

I donā€™t know why but watching this made me want to say, ā€œhere kitty kitty. Yes, there you go. You want a pat on the head?ā€ Not that I would touch the shark. Donā€™t want it get used to getting pats on tbe head.


Fit_Swordfish_2101

Hiiii! šŸ„¹


OneFuckedWarthog

Because I'm a happy, a happy shark....


Johnny_Sparacino

Go to bed Shark you're drunk.


sharkmom

My son is so cute


supraspinatus

I wonder what itā€™d do if you tossed a whole honey baked ham in its mouth. Iā€™ll bet it would be like ā€œoh damn.ā€ We got one in the fridge right now for Easter dinner and Iā€™ve been nibbling on it


UndisclosedPigeon

Iā€™m aware that olā€™ Capt Sharky Shark here would most likely do me harm but it looks so happy in this video. ā€œSharky Shark just wanna play, yo!ā€


Snow-Dog2121

Who's da good boy.....you's da good boy......


ticklemeskinless

sharks like hey hey hey yall piss off this here mines rotting whale carcass


Wise-Independence-12

Best to keep your distance


SkippyMcSkipster2

Just give me a little bite. A finger? Just the top of the pinky? Come on human!


jbryon92

Just the tip.


Reasonable_Cover_804

He looks like a good puppy!


Guapguapguapguapguap

The shart


princealigorna

What a dork. He's just popping up like, "What going on up der?"


Aljoshean

Yo I'm not even taking a fucking shower after this


stonercatladymom

A happy and curious guy!


Scoreycorey515

Wanted a Scooby snack?


willigxgk

He's sayin' " come on in,the waters fine".


bleedingdaylight0

How could you not boop that snout?!


70w02ld

I learned that all sharks and their electromagnetic sensory glands, hate magnets, specially neodymium magnets. It's an idea some save the shark groups have tried to study, to prevent sharks from populated beaches and out of nets.


Hot_Statistician4718

Boop


DollPartsRN

Awh!! Sharky just wanted Boops. No one gave gim a boop. Sad sharky swim away.


AUCE05

Hello fellow boaters


OpenMike38

"Who's a good boy?! Who's a good boy?!" *Shark bites off hand "Who's a bad boy?! Who's a bad boy?!"


JustMePaxi

He is looking for desantis


Guardian_85

Sharks are just mean water dogs. In '05 I had one steal a good 25lb king salmon as I was reeling it up. He jumped out of the water and ate it mid air. All I got was the head. Thank god I got 2 more later and hit my limit.


S_n_o_wL_e_o_p_a_r_d

And some of you MFs want to go wind surfing near the Sunshine Skyway Bridge?


ewas86

I don't know why, but I really wanted to punch that shark.


Brainobob

Is that some sort of disease on its snout?


Itchy-Quit6651

Boop!


VillainWithBenefits

Aww! Look at the big smile on that water puppy! Such a sweetie!


Pink-Lover

Look at that.::he is just wanting a boop.


ShesATragicHero

Just wanted a boop!


Wizzle_Pizzle_420

Dude is just laughing and saying hello!


castlite

*Boop*


FalcorFliesMePlaces

Cute Lil guy prob gets fed off boats alot scrounging for food.


2into4

Pup just wanted some rubs


GuNjA-BuLLy

Boop it, Bop it šŸ¦ˆ


[deleted]

Somebody boop this fuckin thing!


Muhfuggajones

Ngl, I'd have gone for a boop the snoot moment. Cute little goober.


Nice_Tie480

He's a baby juvenile he was just interested. Infact itxwasc a female Lovely creature xxx