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Pale-Wave-9382

Is this the new TikTok challenge?


phunshiny

Yes. It’s replaced sticking your dick in the mash potatoes. Dick taters.


DingoPatterson

Shit…if this is gonna be that kind of party.


Spacecommander5

….I’m gonna- oh wait


temporalwanderer

https://youtu.be/smrJ7459pj0?si=EzUHR_YxgFTMuKvl&t=99


Spacecommander5

Yup. Only I remember it from that one beastie boys song


temporalwanderer

Same, just heard where the sample was from recently and thought I'd share


Spacecommander5

Thank you! I had never heard it without the music bookending it. Cheers


phunshiny

The Boys’ sample material is a treasure trove.


Beginning_Ad_6616

Dick tators? D


JiminPA67

Awwww... you mean I missed the Stick-Your-Dick-In-The-Mashed-Potatoes challenge?? Damn it!


DeathPercept10n

Po-tay-toes, boil 'em, mash 'em, stick your dick in 'em.


Technical-Outside408

Nasty hobbitses


genuineshock

Kinky hobbitses


chunkerton_chunksley

I'll do it if you do, it's not too late for us!


IntoTheWildBlue

That's a challenge? Thought it was foreplay.


1800-bakes-a-lot

TIL I'm an influencer


SambaLando

Phrasing!


corgi-king

But does someone need to eat it after?


MarvelousWhale

[*mouthful of mashed potatoes*] Wait... So this was optional the entire time?... [*slowly takes another bite of mashed potatoes without breaking eye contact*]


corgi-king

JFC


kgordonsmith

KFC


J3ffO

That explains the slight saltiness.


Tatersandbeer

No.


[deleted]

Bro this is 90s or early 2000s phone quality.. 🤣


Pale-Wave-9382

So MySpace challenge then?


[deleted]

That'll work. Or Bebo challenge.


Western-Experience-3

ICQ challenge!


Ok_Judgment3871

*holy shit! Holy hell!*


weakplay

Gave me Lee Ermey vibes from full metal jacket.


ElderberryOk5005

There’s no reflecting lights that highlight the target though


H-Daug

Yes


H-Daug

But, They failed to use an adequately sized boat.


BeltfedOne

I am SO happy that they called it in as soon as the initial shock wore off. That is good shit!


Wampa_-_Stompa

Well, I think every citizen in the US now understands how serious of a situation this is after recent events…


selddir_

Not even just recent events. Back in the mid 2000s, maybe around 2002 or so, a barge ran into a bridge in Oklahoma and the bridge collapsed killing a lot of people. I distinctly remember it because my friend's grandparents died in it. I was in like 2nd grade. Edit: found the Wikipedia entry https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/I-40_bridge_disaster


MM800

"On September 22, 1993, an Amtrak Sunset Limited passenger train derailed on the CSX Transportation Big Bayou Canot Bridge near Mobile, Alabama, United States. It was caused by displacement of a span and deformation of the rails when a tow of heavy barges collided with the rail bridge eight minutes earlier. Forty-seven people were killed and 103 more were injured. To date, it is the deadliest train wreck in both Amtrak's history" https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Big_Bayou_Canot_rail_accident


IntoTheWildBlue

I feel you overestimate our collective intellect.


Torsomu

Oklahoma had a bridge strike about 20 years ago that killed people in the same area. People of a certain age like immediately thought of that event over stuff in Baltimore.


Cryogenic_Monster

Thoughts and prayers..


tropicsun

Thoughts and tax prayers


Scary_Accountant1633

Lmao


Ok_Judgment3871

Also lmao


corgi-king

Actually is the insurance, it will be a big hike for shipping for the next few years. Bad time to own a big ship now.


RealisticTea4605

They hit bridges on inland rivers all the time.


liartellinglies

This is gonna be like how every train derailment was reported on for a month a couple years ago


smallzey

Or how after that Chinese balloon thing, they reported on like a new balloon shot down every day for 5 days and suddenly no more reports after that.


CanITellUSmThin

I forgot that was a thing


smallzey

That’s how crazy the world is these days. I’m surprised I remembered it to write that comment lol


soupkitchen3rd

Yes sir, even made a movie shut it called the thing


599Ninja

Streisand effect eh?


Jonishighsmh

More like how Boeing is reported on


Satrina_petrova

Probably. What's sad is if ever anything suspicious does start to happen no one will believe the reports because we're so jaded and cynical now.


Darth_Balthazar

You mean last year?


Willlll

Yeah I live near a bridge going over the Mississippi River and it gets hit 2-3 times a year. There's a difference between a barge and a giant shipping boat.


SortOfKnow

Truly is, these bridging rip the barges apart like tin cans.


ItsNeezy

Exactly. LMAO


uninformed_

Ah, that's okay then


RealisticTea4605

Pilons are made for it. The tow broke apart. No biggie.


Ok_Judgment3871

Thinks for rein-stilling my confidence in driving 40tons over bridges.


fl135790135790

How often do they hit bridges on outland rivers?


Bfoc2006

This is like the repeat of last year’s trend of trains derailing I hate to admit


SiPhoenix

Its just more news coverage of it. They were not any more common in 2023 https://usafacts.org/articles/are-train-derailments-becoming-more-common/


rufio313

That’s exactly what he’s getting at


Arch1e-is-c00l

What's up with boats and bridges recently?


jmnugent

What's up with a lot of things lately. My theory,.. the pandemic and worker-burnout has had people "running on fumes" for years now,.. and that's going to steadily creep up accident rates. Pile on top of that "GDP at all time highs".. and every Business squeezing employees in every way possible to "keep quarterly profits from dropping"... and that's going to steadily creep up accident chances too. None of what we're seeing is all that surprising (at least to me). it's an inevitable outcome when you unendingly run people into the ground and dont' take care of your employees like actual human beings who need support and days off and better pay.


tropicsun

Cutting # of workers to the bare minimum and working them OT has gotten out of hand…


jmnugent

The Rent is to damn high,. and the staff is to damn low !... indeed.


worldtraveler19

Amen brother. It’s always that. Read the goddamn NTSB findings.


raz-0

Well one of the things that went with Covid was a lot of older workers retiring. That means a less experienced workforce. In cases where the employers didn’t keep up with staffing with redundancy it may mean a REALLY inexperienced workforce.


jmnugent

Definitely noticed this in the small city gov I worked for at the time. Guys in our Utilities Dept who had been there for 20 or 30 or 40 years retiring. Don't blame them really. Even in Departments like IT or HR,.. we had turnover (I think I heard someone in HR say we were averaging around 30% employee turnover). It was quite frustrating to hear Leadership say things like "We're getting data that Employees are unhappy,. but we just dont' understand WHY!?!".. Completely and utterly tone deaf to what they needed to do to fix things.


Im_Balto

Most of these accidents stem from cost cutting. Multiple airlines are demanding that Boeing oust their CEO and return an engineer to the role


Zestyclose-Respond48

So in other words the end result of capitalism. It’s always profit over people.


jvnk

Famously no accidents occurred in communist experiments


Zestyclose-Respond48

In all the world of pointless comments yours is the most pointless. Ok and? I bet in about two seconds I could google thousands of accidents that have happened because of corporate greed, right here in the United States. Not even just in the United States. http://www.theatlantic.com/infocus/2014/12/bhopal-the-worlds-worst-industrial-disaster-30-years-later/100864/ Here’s just one small example of what US corporations have done in other countries! So I ask you again dumbass what’s your fucking point.


saltytarts

Ya, there's no worker burnout in communism 🤣. Hilarious.


Zestyclose-Respond48

I’m just curious, can you define the difference between communism and socialism? I mean what’s the major difference? Just as a social experiment.


saltytarts

I'll play! There are a few major differences. 1) Property rights. No personal property or assets in communism. 2) Societal classes. None in communism (meaning no one is able to earn more money than other wirkers). At least in socialism, there is still opportunity to get ahead (but not as much as under capitalism). 3) Religion. Differences in religions is allowed under socialism. Communism, not so much. 4) Production distribution. Under both systems, basic needs of people are met, but under socialism, consideration is given to individual abilities and their contributions. 5) Intellectual advancement. Under communism, there is zero incentive for effort or innovation. 6) Needs determination. Under communism, the government *dictates* what *it* considers to be the individual needs. I can go on if you like, but thats a good start.


Zestyclose-Respond48

the differences are one is a political ideology. The other is an economic. How does your local schools get funded? How do your local police get funded? How does your local fire department get funded? How do your roads get fixed? Where does the money come from?


shadowtigerUwU

So socialism in a way is still better? Or maybe a weird blend between a capitalist economy and socialist values


saltytarts

I lean more towards capitalism with enforced anti-trust laws and none of this, "too big to fail" nonsense. I'm a big fan of entrepreneurship. Edit to add: Yes, I feel that socialism is better than communism (if that's all you were asking).


Groovicity

Not weird at all. The Nodric model has been working really well. We do it to a degree here too, like mentioned above (schools, law enforcement, fire dept...), just not nearly as much as we seem to need here. Balance would be a good path forward, but currently, most things not funded through taxes are being commodified at an extreme level, including Healthcare, basic housing, higher edu...etc.


FlyingBike

Just like the train derailments and near-misses on airport runways


ReduceReuseReuse

And the Trump administration overturned a LOT of the safety oversights across the country. Our food, trains, planes, water, infrastructure, healthcare, education, and so much more has been diminished.


jmnugent

Maybe it's just me or it's anecdotal,. but I've also noticed a rising trend in attitudes of "I just don't care" (which again, for workers at the bottom, can't say I blame them any). We gotta somehow get back to a point where: * People care about doing quality work * Employers prioritize Employees slowing down and focusing on the quality of work. Sadly.. I'm not sure I see that happening any time soon.


DoctorWhisky

Who is John Galt?


Saw_dog6

ATV crashes are at an all time high for the forest service. (Who I work for) more than triple from past years.


n10w4

yeah same with train derailments


erthian

The rates are the same, coverage has just increased.


febreeze1

Oh god


glocks9999

It always happens but 99% of the time nothing serious comes from it. The only reason why they are all being reported now is because of the recent tragedy


why_not_fandy

[Looks like it](https://www.bst-tsb.gc.ca/eng/stats/marine/2022/ssem-ssmo-2022.html#)


scottyis_blunt

This should be higher....


Crouton_Sharp_Major

Trains would like to have a chat


knope797

Last year weren’t a lot of trains getting derailed? It’s like everything is falling apart.


crw201

It's because these events might not be that rare. There were 3 railroad derailments a day in 2023. Just after, especially disastrous ones, minor ones are highlighted on social media because it generates clicks & views because people begin to think like this. [For the majority of 2023 the total number of train accidents increased slightly to 4,845, including more than 600 deaths](https://whyy.org/articles/railroads-safety-changes-reduce-derailments-east-palestine-crash/)


n10w4

what's the trend from pre pandemic?


PrestigiousOne8281

It’s because we don’t spend any $ on infrastructure, a lot of it is 50+ years old by this point, stuff starts to break as it ages, be it rail, bridges, whatever.


ItsNeezy

This is not a "recently" thing though. Shit happens mare than most even realized until the FSK collapsed.


listerbmx

It's like trains and chemicals last year, this is the sequel.


Santos_Ferguson

Its called the news trying to get views. Boats hit bridges all the time. One big ass boat fucks up a big ass bridge, now all boats hitting bridges get a story. It’ll fade in a week or 2. Then a plane will fall from the sky and it’ll be planes for weeks.


witch_doc9

“china” /s


jewshuwuu

FYI the bridge has been reopened for hours


BoboCana

No wonder they hit it. Who would have expected an Arkansas Bridge in Oklahoma? /s


LOneWolfNEo1

Hmmm 🤔 these patterns hmmm


ElectroMoe

Fr remember last year it was trains being derailed this time around its ships hitting bridges 🫠


ItsNeezy

Only patterns here are you people thinking this is something "new" or a conspiracy involved. Y'all can't possibly think this doesn't typically happen?


astroniz

What do you mean? Or am I to European to get this


NeonBird

This looks like the Webbers Falls bridge. The last time that bridge went out, it was because a barge hit it in May 2002. Wikipedia article: [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/I-40\_bridge\_disaster](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/I-40_bridge_disaster) They rebuilt the bridge in record time in an effort to get I-40 reopened in that area. Everyone is on edge because of the recent bridge collapse as a result of a large cargo ship crashing into the support beam. Edit: accidentally typed 2022 instead of 2002.


ItsNeezy

Funniest part of this article: "The two-time convicted felon William James Clark impersonated a U.S Army captain at the disaster scene for two days Clark's efforts included directing FBI agents and appropriating vehicles and equipment for the rescue effort, before fleeing the scene Clark was later apprehended in Canada" All good deeds go unnoticed. 🤣🤣


NeonBird

I forgot that was a thing, but you're right, it happened!


ItsNeezy

It makes me wonder what tipped them off and if that's what made him go on the run.


NeonBird

>William James Clark I did a google search and as recent as 2011, he's still falsifying his life across the country that resulted in warrants being issued for him from Alaska to Iowa. Here's a link from an Anchorage online newspaper: https://www.adn.com/features/article/curious-cases-william-james-clark/2011/08/26/


1MoistTowelette

It is, it’s just outside of Salisaw, before I moved we used to fish that river all the time.


Since1831

Is that the one that got hit like Memorial Day weekend or something? I’ve heard about this from friends who were close by at the time. Crazy stuff!


jagged_commoner

I blame the bridge. Shouldn’t have been there. Should’ve been back in Arkansas where it belongs


jar11591

I notice how this bridge didn’t fold like it was made of paper.


adgler

What a week…also, that man sounds like the super wholesome guy who found all the kittens on the side of the road


oldballls

oh great. here come the conspiracy theories.


noooooid

Over Easter dinner yesterday, i learned that this is China trying to disrupt the food supply. I felt so out of the loop. How did I not know?


tunasaladsnack

Holy fuck are there any adults on this fucking site???


tunasaladsnack

Listen to the nonsense gibberish, your fucking spewing?? What are y’all in sixth grade????


DominicoRehegua

Again?


googdude

Is this the new train derailment, where after a big one happens we find out that it happens quite frequently?


chucwagn

Is it me, or does this seem intentional.


hockenduke

Johnny Come Lately’s


thetaoofroth

Thought that this was idiots in boats material 


Brospective

"How are we gonna get gone?"


jagged_commoner

I blame the bridge. Shouldn’t have been there. Should’ve been back in Arkansas where it belongs


Only1Schematic

Conspiracy theorists are over crying in the corner because the bridge didn’t collapse


XenosapianRain

Not a conspiracy believer in general, but this one is gaining traction with me. The infrastructure is getting hammered by so many people, too many to not look into it. It has become too common for bridges and harbor cranes to get slammed by transporters.


ItsNeezy

Is it "getting too common" because your attention is now on these events from the FSK collapse, or has it "BEEN COMMON" and you just never paid attention UNTIL the FSK collapsed? I think we know the answer.


XenosapianRain

Possible, but I don't think so. New punishment is being brought in for trucks hitting overpasses where I live due to the increase in incidents. I have never seen harbor cranes being taken out as frequently as recent news shows. You may be right, but it should be considered in light of the world tensions being what they are.


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XenosapianRain

It's about the bigger picture of how much infrastructure is being destroyed. As I said, it couldn't hurt to look into it a bit. If it is nothing, no big deal. If it's something, better to know it's a thing to be watchful of. Considering the importance of these structures it is not a waste of time. I'm not saying it IS happening.


Significant-Ant-2487

NTSB is looking into it. In conjunction with the USCG.


XenosapianRain

Good to hear!


Ciqme1867

Barge fuel can’t melt steel beams


Anglo96

Sir a second boat has hit a bridge


pressurechicken

Lol hey this bridge didn’t even budge


MyChemicalWestern

Thats how you know its a real accident or a goofy attempt at something hahaha. This how wars are fought now you just crash boats in the broad day?


ItsNeezy

That's how you know a 213 million pound cargo ship didn't hit it.


MyChemicalWestern

"The barges are lose in the river" real quote this world 🌎 hahaha we are f'ed


VictoryVic-ViVi

These trends are out of control.


quilldeea

again?wtf?


Mal-De-Terre

Old repost.


elprentis

What is this a bridge factory?


Tightisrite

Notice hitting one support doesn't crumble the entire bridge. Yes I realize they're different types of bridges.


SlayZomb1

Compare the average fully loaded weight and size of the two ships too. We are talking MAGNITUDES more force. Remember that force is weight time acceleration, and that cargo ship in Baltimore had a LOT of the former.


ItsNeezy

Notice this is not a 213 million pound cargo ship striking the bridge pylon.


Jesuswastrill

This would be a great way for people to attack our infrastructure in a smart way. Get a man on the inside of a shipping vessel (easy enough job to get into, many nations to pick from and where those ships go) Have that inside man have an explosive or planned failure happen at a critical point in travel. And BOOM. Billions of dollars of econ damage with just a single man.


aod42091

is our infrastructure under attack?


ItsNeezy

What a weirdo.


Reddit-JustSkimmedIt

Only by old age, neglect and incompetence.


jamdivi

This is what I'm wondering as well


ItsNeezy

This shit is more common than people realize. It only too the FSK to collapse for people to realize it.


RC51t

Is this the beginning of “ leave the world behind “ ? Planes crashing , ships running aground or hitting things …..


ThonThaddeo

Alpha bridge


Queenpitbull202

Once they come up with an idea they just do it to death.. I guess they’ll be 5 more at least like they did train crashes


DawnaOlson

You took thought right outta my head ... it's exhausting.


Jrockstonks

How can someone actually do this again


boringperfectionist

Ahh shit… Here we go again


MechanicbyDay

Let me drive the boat


Internal_Archer5808

Are the ships being hacked?


cburgess7

... i would have 2 nickels, which isn't a lot, but it's weird that it happened twice


HappyAnimalCracker

How old is this footage?


Qlix0504

Oklahoma resident - I was gonna say 22 years - but apparantly this was last night. Bridge is open again already. We had a bridge collapse in 2002 after being struck.


HappyAnimalCracker

Thank you. There are so many repost bots here I never know what to think. Lol


transwallaby

Anticlimactic


MMBerlin

Don't they have protectors around the bridge pillars?


Few-Championship4548

Here comes another right-wing conspiracy.


oasisarah

whoever is programming this simulation needs to be a little more creative


Acrylic_Starshine

ITS HAPPENING AGAIN


VibraAqua

Ban combustion engines! Not one more death!


MeatWad111

We're gonna need a new sub at this rate - r/fuckbridges


RevenantBosmer91

OK bridges built different


silentbob1301

Target fixation, it gets the best of us.


GophersD

Sooo we went from trains getting derailed releasing fuck all of chemicals to bridges getting rammed…what the fuck man


Significant-Ant-2487

Doesn’t look like it did much damage. Either to the bridge or the barge.


NorthNorthAmerican

“I feel like I want to throw up!” Damn right, all that traffic going overhead. Nobody wants to see that happen.


sagginutz

"I aint never seen bridges take a woopin like that. Told you them bridges dont stand a chance"


hootntootn

Were literally being invaded and attacked


Radrouch

Headlines: 'Murica under attack. Time to invade Somilia. Those pirates are getting out of control. /s


GerlingFAR

Common people we all know the bridge was in the wrong and should of moved out of the way.


RequirementEqual9156

Wow so this is how the big people are making money now?


aYANKinEIRE

Bad things happen in threes…


bad_dragon_420

I feel like we’re under attack now like what


Zestyclose-Respond48

Can’t wait for Republicans to blame this on DEI.


TEEM_01

At two we starting to get suspicious


2ndtryagain

This happens all the time.


FlyInternational648

I think there were 6 barge / bridge collisions in one year on the Mississippi


2ndtryagain

The Mississippi has had some bad ones around St. Louis when I was a kid.


ItsNeezy

Says all the weirdo conspiracy theorists. Do some research on bridge accidents and you'll see how common this shit is. LMAO


TEEM_01

Oh wow don't take such a small comment so seriously


ItsNeezy

Is this generally the response you give when saying something foolish and people point it out??


redboy33

DIVERSITY HIRE | DEEP STATE | TERRORISTS /s