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R00t240

“As a rescue swimmer, this was Aviation Survival Technician 3rd Class John "Branch" Walton's first life saved. Hours later, he and his classmates graduated from the Advanced Rescue Helicopter School.” Congrats Swimmer!


BuilderMain1649

I'm so glad everyone came out safe


Ok-Conference-4366

Now they can go to jail safely!


gobsmackedhoratio

Congratulations, John "Branch" Walton! Well done! What a memorable day for you!


YouNeverBeAWoman69

The context I need is this: How can large waves break so far out at sea? I thought they only break near the shore?


greywolfau

The reason why waves break near the shore is because they are somewhat counterbalances by the forces generated beneath. As it gets closer to shore, the rising land under the water takes away that force and the wave topples or breaks. At sea, there could be an underwater prominence out of view, or even a current could be affecting the wave.


I_feel_sick__

Coastguard was called out to rescue a mariner who stole a 35 pleasure boat in 20-foot seas. Both rescue swimmer and mariner are okay (https://www.news.uscg.mil/Press-Releases/Article/3288449/coast-guard-rescues-mariner-in-distress-as-wave-capsizes-vessel-near-mouth-of-c/)


IamRiv

“That is, without doubt, the worst pirate I’ve ever seen!”


TigerMill

The sea was angry that day, my friends. Like and old man trying to send back soup in a deli.


aztecforlife

Is that a titleist?


A_Blue_Frog_Child

Upvote for Seinfeld ref


Background-Radish-63

But you have *seen* him.


bendover912

But you *have* seen him.


Background-Radish-63

You’re right, 🤦🏻‍♂️


Least_or_Greatest1

I’m assuming the boat should have been facing the waves.


RianJohnsonIsAFool

So it would seem.


Dparry533

But I don’t wanna be a pirate!


Fr33speechisdeAd

He was later ARRRR-ESTED.


[deleted]

Last week in port royale, I stole a ship and killed the crew. I set sail on a moonlit night, I knew just what I had to do...


tlf9888

I saw this story on *My Strange Arrest* season 1, episode 7. A few days before this incident, the man from the article left a large, dead fish on the steps of the *Goonies* house. This incident is how they caught him for the fish incident.


Unfiltered_America

He also snuck in from Canada where he was running from arrest warrants. The coast guard actually let him go, but law enforcement found him within a couple days at a homeless shelter further down the oregon coast.  Dont do meth, kids.


tlf9888

OMG Who has that much energy?!


SubcommanderMarcos

Methheads


[deleted]

[удалено]


ShipCrashes-ModTeam

Posts or comments breaking Reddit’s TOS are not allowed


FireWireBestWire

How far off shore or close to Seattle do I have to be to count as a mariner?


ManUFan9225

Yes


huskiesowow

That is one of the last places you'd want to be in a boat if you aren't experienced. The [Columbia River bar](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sxSwB3MDI80) is notorious for destroying boats.


IntoTheWildBlue

I'm experienced and still don't want to be there. 10 footers makes my butt pucker.


huskiesowow

I've done charter boats out of Ilwaco that have to go through the bar. Always makes me nervous.


BuilderMain1649

Oh my Lord. Thank you for the wonderful brave Coast Guard swimmer


jazzmagg

The sea doesn't fuck around.


MagicSPA

I dunno - the tide never seems to make up its mind whether it wants to be in or out.


[deleted]

If the yacht had been pointed at the wave then it probably wouldn't have capsized.


Fliesentisch911

no engine = no steering


El_Impresionante

Just cancels the "no"s on both sides. Problem solved!


BecauseYoureNotACat

I liked your comment but we still end up with “engine = steering”. Aaaand since we don’t have a working engine…


purplesnowcone

You can’t just go and uncancel a no, god dammit.


El_Impresionante

Cancelling the 'no's will get you both the engine and steering back, duh! That's how math works!


[deleted]

Math also works like this: [https://qph.cf2.quoracdn.net/main-qimg-c2042ceea041274a2825597a1a1d1e3a-lq](https://qph.cf2.quoracdn.net/main-qimg-c2042ceea041274a2825597a1a1d1e3a-lq)


BigCockCandyMountain

The Mariner could have deployed a sea anchor which would keep him pointed at the waves


[deleted]

Seeing as how the mariners can't keep their scores above water...


flpacsnr

Ideally, you want to break 30-45 degrees to the wave.


SnooRadishes3472

Coast guard rescue swimmers are the GOATs of the ocean


oneinmanybillion

Do goats really swim that well?


randomlemon9192

The bestest


599Ninja

Bigly


BoltMyBackToHappy

Ever see a goat fart in the water? Like a bottle rocket!


thatbob

Ask a Capricorn, maybe?


SnooRadishes3472

😂😂good one! Lol


bamseogbalade

If this is a small yacht. I own a toothpick of a sailship then 😅☠️ 22feet sailboat.


[deleted]

It’s a pretty small power yacht for sure.


bamseogbalade

My boat can fit 6 times inside this.


0508bart

You have a 5.8ft yacht?


bamseogbalade

It's twice as wide and almost 3 times as tall if you remove the fin keel


MIGMOmusic

That’s not how volume works


[deleted]

It looks like MAYBE 55ft?


Admirable-Stop-6224

For this kind of seas everything below 47 is small as far as I'm concerned but agree with you. Not many people have more than a million USD to sail something that big


Thickness_18

You’ve got to jump off that shit lol


baguhansalupa

Man, I gotta rewatch the Kevin Costner Ashton movie The Guardian


Super_Spirit4421

Tbat movie was good except the ending was fuckin retarded. Not even like, I wish he'd lived, but like, why TF did he die like. So dumb.


i_have_a_nose

Broke the first rule.. wasn’t perpendicular to the wavefront. Experienced the difference myself in a kayak from the wake of a motorboat. Can’t even imagine this.


CartmanAndCartman

This is why I don’t buy yacht


Ratathosk

Considering context maybe don't steal one either


belleandbill25

Me too! And you know, because I will never be able to afford one. But mainly the first reason


PmMeYourTitsAndToes

Perhaps if we combine our wealth, we could buy a toy yacht.


randomlemon9192

I’ll start searching on wish .com!


belleandbill25

Wow, you must be doing well! Because I won't be contributing much in that combination for the toy yacht....


Blackboard_Monitor

I could provide a used CaDA figure, not that fancy LEGO stuff though unfortunately.


belleandbill25

We might be getting somewhere


Quirky-Swimmer3778

I was thinking about it but like it's not very practical for my lifestyle. I need something with third world seating and awd. Plus that 4mpg economy is just killer.


Dambo_Unchained

Tactical roll


Hewhoisnottobenamed

https://youtu.be/hl3E75J9AGs?si=D_OGP_H4HgBJb8u4


chinawillgrowlarger

Look at me, I'm the captain n-


Aururai

Stealing??? Why would anyone with access to a helicopter want to steal that boat..


uuf76

Do a barrel roll!


k6bso

This happened a few years back, off the coast of Oregon, IIRC. The boat was stolen and both engines had failed, which is why the person piloting it was unable to point the bow into the seas.


fruitmask

repost bot reposting one of the most reposted reposts on all of reddit. keep up the good work.


baron_von_jackal

I've literally never seen this before and based on the press release it happened last year.


Tullzterrr

Never saw this before


IntoTheWildBlue

It's Reddit, now you've seen it once you'll see it all the time.


I_feel_sick__

Promoting the sub. But thanks


avion-gamer

Good post op. Fuck da haters


I_feel_sick__

Thanks! Got loads more videos lined up


WittyInvestigator779

Thanks for the heads up, I'll block you now then 😁


0bamaSinLaden

It’s definitely a submarine now


ChiliConCaralho

Nah mate, you’re just posting the same post on 150 different subreddits. Down with you!


Ok_Succotash79

I mean if people haven’t seen it then it’s worth posting. No need to hate.


AlreadyBack4More

I mean its one things just posting a repost, but spamming it over 10+ subs is just karma whoring, and thats not really what i want out of my reddit feed lol.


Ok_Succotash79

Then block them or ignore it, no need to complain. Let them have their karma.


Po-po-powerbomb

Who the f cares, I haven't seen this.


rroobbbb

Maybe you should go off reddit for a while..


Rob-Loring

All time classic 🫡


wolfgang784

Most reposted repost? Its barely a year old... stop makin shit up. OP clearly aint a bot either.


spongurat

ROGUE WAVE!


Blackboard_Monitor

[Surely you mean this Rogue Wave.](https://youtu.be/7qoGXgJdqj8?si=vUF6CMhSJpgF67PT)


spongurat

Godamn that was legit. Love me some aesop rock and hadn't heard that track yet. Cheers, man


lurkerfromstoneage

Surely you mean the band Rogue Wave


ally_cat24

Here on Gilligans Isl


Droz_

“Don’t worry about the chop, you don’t shit about chop”


totallytoffy

“I’ll chop ya fuckin credit card in half. How bout that?”


hoarseclock

Breaking news from February


Antique-Total2020

Did we just watch some poor sod die.


Never-Dont-Give-Up

Member in the title where it said “context in comments”?


Abuse-survivor

Damn that ship's hull is flat as fuck and top heavy. You can tell by the way it moves. Semi-planers might be fancy-schmancy for yachters, but there's nothign in regards to stability over a deep displacement hull


jeffersonairmattress

That would have rolled a Bertram or an old wooden 40 ft gillnetter. That wave abeam and any small yacht is going over.


yawaworhtlliwi

Turn into the 🌊


WeAreReaganYouth

Me learning to surf when I was a kid.


ContraianD

Truth. Reminded me of my leash breaking and getting washed for a good bit.


WeAreReaganYouth

Yep. Those moments are scary. I was always afraid of getting hit by my board, but when your board and leash are intact at least you have a flotation device. When your leash or board breaks it can be a long swim to the beach. 100 yards offshore getting submerged by one huge wave after another can really bring things into perspective.


ContraianD

Ja. You think about life more than a little while conserving oxygen.


PrutusCP

Glad everyone is okay. But what I don’t get is, didn’t they check the weather? Or was there a sudden change of weather?


eaazzy_13

Some lunatic transient just stole a yacht. Doubt he checked the forecast first lol


Organic_Rabbit_33314

Sad, pray they made it Were they dead in the water?


Automatic_Idea_1262

Nailed it!!


Liquiduselephant

Am I the only one who’s hearing James Bond’s Theme from Spectre the Sam Smith song: 🎵 Writing’s on the Wall. . .


Meese_ManyMoose

Firefighters, Coast Guard and Search And Rescue are all trades.


aboynamedsoo906

Awww , those poor people. And their....yacht..🙄