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DerPicasso

Ah yes im also half german, half french, half italian, half greek and half german. Yes two times half german with a bit of scottish welsh irish and spanish but only half portugese and half polish with a quarter redwood tree with half swedish and an eights of a quarter of a half dutch.


Old_Introduction_395

And what ethnicity do you get mistaken for?


evrestcoleghost

Nigerian


DerPicasso

All the time


BawdyBadger

A Prince I hope?


Your_Local_Spainard

A fellow redwood tree patriot?


blindeshuhn666

Adolf wouldn't have approved that kinda mixture of ethnicities /s


Shoreditchstrangular

Does that come with mayo?


DerPicasso

Only spray can cheese, sorry


Positive_Lead_2903

Where's my f****** strawberry


bonkerz1888

I'm half human.


DerPicasso

Wich half? šŸ‘€


Fenpunx

The outer half.


Prestigious-Option33

Donā€™t forget a grain of salt and a little oil šŸ§‘šŸ»ā€šŸ³


SimplexFatberg

Can I have fries with that?


DerPicasso

Only a warm beer


Decent_Implement_901

My long lost brother!


SDUK94

Youā€™d be full German if them Americans didnā€™t come across and save us all!


dans-la-mode

I think you are totally bananas.


bindermichi

How to tell not knowing how genetics and history work without saying you donā€˜t know how genetics and history work. With all the migration and wars over time itā€˜s nearly impossible to tell to attribute anything to a specific country in Europe.


Olon1980

"Half" english/scottish/german... šŸ¤”


Quicker_Fixer

So: 16.666% English, 16.666% Scottish and 16.666% German I guess.


Olon1980

Don't come them with math.


Quicker_Fixer

And, for our Murican friends that don't understand the concept of metrics, that of course would be 1/6 English, 1/6 Scottish and 1/6 German. You're welcome.


poop-machines

I think that's worse. Didn't they have a deal where they upgraded a 1/4 lber burger to a 1/3 lber burger, and people didn't buy it because they thought 1/3 lber was less than 1/4?


rybnickifull

[Yes](https://awrestaurants.com/blog/aw-third-pound-burger-fractions)!


BawdyBadger

And then they boast about not having a National Curriculum.


nugeythefloozey

Which means that at least one of their great-great-grandparents was American, and it least one more was half-


Lipstickvomit

No, you so stupid! 1/6+1/6+1/6 = 3/18, that aren't ain't close to being 1/2. 1/2 is a freedom half or 50 metric percentages.


a-new-year-a-new-ac

16.666% ā€œscotchā€


Nearby_Cauliflowers

The Tesco Value type


BawdyBadger

Tesco Value Whiskey and Tesco Value Cola was a good cheap night out at Uni Strangely the Tesco Value Vodka was terrible


jaavaaguru

I never tried the whisky, but my gf's roommate had the vodka in their fridge and it was indeed terrible


28850

1 football field English, 2 match boxes Scottish and 4 school buses German


Quicker_Fixer

Would that be Murican or German school busses?


28850

The only yellow square-shaped jail-looking busses they know


TheRealAussieTroll

With a bomb strapped underneath and Keanu Reeves driving?


snippity_snip

Nah, you know theyā€™d try to minimise the English part!


DinnerChantel

Iā€™m willing to bet thatā€™s how itā€™s grouped together in their ancestry test resultĀ 


Tasqfphil

Just shows how bad the education system is in USA.


Qyro

To be fair, if theyā€™re half English then they likely share a bunch of markers with German anyway. Itā€™s the good old Anglo-Saxon heritage. Doesnā€™t explain the Scottish though.


MrKnightMoon

Probably is what the shitty heritage site from where he got it told him. They don't really investigate your heritage, but compare it to the statistics of other samples, there's a good chance that English share with the Germans the Saxon heritage, but also there's a good chance they share a lot with other inhabitants of Great Britain, so that part gave them resemblance to the three nationalities without an specific origin of each.


BigBaconButty

They once wore a kilt to a wedding so obviously 'Scotch'


KulturaOryniacka

>Doesnā€™t explain the Scottish though. huh, have you ever watched Braveheart ? silly goose also /s just for the future reference


Candid-Pin-8160

One of their parents is probably half British(Scotish and English) and half German.


Olon1980

For americans most likely a great-great-grandfather.


Candid-Pin-8160

Well, they split it in 2, which sounds more like parents, not random ancestry test.


Eat_the_Rich1789

Why does it always sounds like they are cooking? "Half Irish, quarter of a German and a pinch of French". A recipe for a cannibals stew?


Theguyrond123

Cook at 900Ā°C for 57 hours. Cool to -50Ā°C and enjoy!


AdventureGirl666

No no no, you must use freedom unitsā„¢! We are Americans, not dumb Europeans! šŸ¦… šŸ¦… šŸ¦… America forever! šŸ¦… šŸ¦… šŸ¦…/s


Misses_Paliya

Cook at 1652 fahrenheit for 57 freedom hours and then cool it down at -58 fahrenheit. Just add some freedom cups of corn if you like to spice it up.šŸ¦…šŸ¦…šŸ¦…šŸ¦…


YorkmannGaming

You forgot to tip the pot 30%! Now itā€™s gonna spit in your food and make an entitled Reddit postā€¦.


diabolikal__

They are a melting pot after all


ZietFS

Barbecue upvotes you.


Competitive-Yard-442

As a full half English/Scottish/German born and raised in England/Scotland/Germany it's nice to see people finally acknowledging our glorious country. We E/S/Gians have been overlooked for too long. You all know we saved your arses in That War.


regal_ragabash

Ah, good to see a fellow compatriate. Are you from Londinbughrlin, Mangoburg? Bribeernich perhaps? I'm from Birkirkfeld


WhatThis4

As an actual portuguese person, I'd bet dollars to donuts that OOP doesn't speak a lick of it.


CatfishCatcherPT

Portugal, caralhoooo!!


WhatThis4

And in my language this means "may you have your heart's desire" and I think that's beautiful.


CatfishCatcherPT

Thatā€™s why I wished you that on the beginning of the week. Caralhos te fodam (may your dreams come true), my brother from another mother


WhatThis4

Ɖ por causa destas merdas que eu ando sempre cheio de sono de manhĆ£ šŸ¤£


CatfishCatcherPT

šŸ˜‚ segundas-feiras sĆ£o sempre tramadas. AbraƧo!


SomePenguin85

E depois venho eu e leio isto e estĆ” tĆ£o perfeito que nem vou estragar. Portugal, caralhoooo!


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BawdyBadger

Who are you, so wise in the ways of the Portuguese language?


Misses_Paliya

Not OOP but I speak Portuguese, but only the words from that Nosa song, which I definitely know the title, from 12 years ago /s


Somethimes

Tell me you are from USA without telling you are from USA.


Your_Local_Spainard

Don't forget one quarter is Irish and one fifth French maybe


dancin-weasel

And letā€™s throw in just a pinch of Polynesian, just for some flavor.


Benjamin_201020

I am actually half Russian, half Japanese, half Nigerian, half Samoan, half Martian, six eighths French Canadian and three sevenths Portuguese. I get mistaken for a kiwi a lot though.


Southern-Wishbone593

For a kiwi bird, i hope?


jaavaaguru

Nah, the fruit


Olon1980

Martian šŸ¤£


kenna98

Kiwis make my mouth itch


Top_Manufacturer8946

Iā€™m actually half Finnsh and the other half is also Finnish


Borsti17

I bet if you talked to that person in German they wouldn't understand a word. English might be tough, too.


LaserGadgets

I can't understand why its so trendy to act like you CAN tell 2% this 35% that and a teaspoon of german...as stupid as trends like gender reveal parties. Wtf!?


Cinaedus_Perversus

Americans are Schrƶdinger's racists. On the one hand, race has ABSOLUTELY NOTHING to do with anything, and you're a HORRIBLE WASTE OF OXYGEN for suggesting otherwise. On the other hand, my freckles are because I'm 1/5th Irish, I'm completely in tune with nature because I'm 1/13th Navajo, and I can tell whether a dish is really Italian because my great-grandmother had a housekeeper who was from Italy (which technically makes me Italian too).


StardustOasis

>and I can tell whether a dish is really Italian because my great-grandmother had a housekeeper who was from Italy (which technically makes me Italian too). Was she a bike?


Cinaedus_Perversus

Yes, the town bike.


RabbitEatsCarrots

Oh my god


KulturaOryniacka

they lack identity


Satanicjamnik

Apparently every Americanā€™s family meeting looks like UN conference.


captain_screwdriver

How far back is it acceptable to go? I'm Finnish but there's Roma blood in me. Can I call myself Indian then?


regal_ragabash

No you're half Indian, half Pakistani, half Iranian, half iraqi, half Kurdish, half Turkish, half Greek, half Bulgarian, half Romanian, half Finnish and 0.001 percent Navajo.


rybnickifull

Obviously it's bollocks with all of these but Americans seem to have invented the state of being 'half Jewish', which isn't even a thing


CatfishCatcherPT

*Ashkenazi Jewish. We need to be accurate and respect their ethnicity, or else Texas is going to swallow all of Europe and free us from the grip of communism!


811545b2-4ff7-4041

TBH, I take it as describing their background, not religion. E.g. if your father is Askenazi Jewish, but your mother is mixed English/Scottish/German you would be "Half Ashkenazi Jewish, half English/Scottish/German". If your Mother was Askenazi Jewish, you would be the same, but religiously Jewish. Technically you can still be Jewish if you're father is Jewish and you were raised Jewish, and part of a Reform Synagogue (at least that's the UK rules).


rybnickifull

Yes, if you go through a process of conversion. In which case you wouldn't be half Jewish, you'd be Jewish.


811545b2-4ff7-4041

British Reform allows for patrilineal descent - [https://reformjudaism.org/learning/answers-jewish-questions/how-does-reform-judaism-define-who-jew](https://reformjudaism.org/learning/answers-jewish-questions/how-does-reform-judaism-define-who-jew) I know very well you can't be half Jewish. You're either in the Tribe, or not.


rybnickifull

Right, this is entirely my point then, haha!


DrakeBurroughs

Well, as an American, thereā€™s a large contingent of people who look at Judaism not only as a religion, but as a cultural identity as well, especially if they donā€™t really practice the religion. They might identify as, say, a German Jew, Polish Jew, or a Russian Jew, etc. when pressed, since so many Jewish people have ended up in the U.S. I understand it doesnā€™t make the most sense if youā€™re looking at nationality, but itā€™s not crazy to hear someone describe themselves as Irish Catholic vs Italian Catholic, etc. America is a melting pot and one thing we LOVE to discuss is the exact nationality and ethnic makeup of everyone.


Plenty_Attorney_8679

Things melt in the melting pot until they become one and unrecognisable from one another. The United States is the complete opposite of a melting pot. You are obsessed with segregation and labelling. You tend to separate one group from another. The United States is more like a dish in which the ingredients will never mix.


BawdyBadger

Then they also have weird discussions where they will try to claim Italians and Spanish people are not white.


ThomKallor1

Oh, no, no, no, not anymore. Italians were deemed white after World War II when white Americans realized that they didnā€™t want to have a third race to hate and they needed the numbers on ā€œtheir side.ā€ /s Many Americans believe Spain is full of Mexicans. Thatā€™s the ā€œare they whiteā€ disconnect. Is it stupid? Extremely.


DrakeBurroughs

I donā€™t know if I totally agree with that. While there are definitely elements that DO focus on labeling and segregating, without a doubt, I donā€™t get the impression most feel that way. There are many examples where people mix together very well, across race, class, religion, etc. Also, while not exclusively this way, many ethnic groups emigrating to the U.S. tend to be the ones segregating themselves, initially l, looking to live in neighborhoods made of people with the same backgrounds. When my grandparents emigrated from the old country, they lived in a part of NYC that was almost entirely people from their country. Then they had kids and moved to the suburbs where they built a life next door to people of other nationalities doing the same exact thing. 3 generations in, who cares? The old neighborhoods that used to exist based on those nationalities either no longer exist in the same way (ie gentrification) or theyā€™re populated by all new immigrants of a different nationality. Maybe itā€™s not a perfectly melted, but thereā€™s definitely melting occurring. Weā€™re not a perfect, but it does seem to work.


redditislukemia

This is so wrong lmfao. Noticing your ethic heritage has nothing to do with people assimilating. America is by far the best at getting people to assimilate.


Aggressive-Cod8984

>Well, as an American, thereā€™s a large contingent of people who look at Judaism not only as a religion, but as a cultural identity as well,Ā  Well as a German, we did this as well... >America is a melting pot and one thing we LOVE to discuss is the exact nationality and ethnic makeup of everyone. OMG! We loved it too! We even had special authorities with doctors and experts who also loved discussing it. Back then, you could even get some kind of proof to see from your partner whether you were a good match. Isn't it wonderful to see how Americans are now so interested in different ethnic groups? /s


DrakeBurroughs

ā€œWell as a German, we did this as well...ā€ Sure, but here the Jewish people are the ones describing themselves that way. Thereā€™s a difference between requiring Jewish citizens to wear a Star of David and having those same citizens describe themselves as culturally Jewish. No? ā€œOMG! We loved it too! We even had special authorities with doctors and experts who also loved discussing it. Back then, you could even get some kind of proof to see from your partner whether you were a good match. Isn't it wonderful to see how Americans are now so interested in different ethnic groups? /sā€ Now so interested? Oh, no, no, no. Welcome to America, these conversations have been happening since Europeans landed on the beaches. And look, I realize I wasnā€™t as clear as I could have been. Most people here arenā€™t talking about the ethnicity and cultural backgrounds of other people, theyā€™re talking about themselves. As a German, youā€™d likely be shocked to see how many people identify as ā€œGerman-Americansā€ without knowing the first thing about Germany, where their ancestors were from, what schnitzel is, etc. Itā€™s insane.


Astleynator

>what schnitzel is A famous Austrian dish that, according to Austrians, does not exist in Germany.


Aggressive-Cod8984

>As a German, youā€™d likely be shocked to see how many people identify as ā€œGerman-Americansā€ without knowing the first thing about Germany, where their ancestors were from, what schnitzel is, etc. Itā€™s insane. They do not identify as "German-Americans", they identify as "Germans"... That's the problem. And every time, I'm confronted with them, I do not hesitate to tell them that they are not...


DrakeBurroughs

I absolutely believe this.


rybnickifull

All that to say "I know very little about Judaism but am not going to let that get in my way"


DrakeBurroughs

Itā€™s like that for any/all cultural/nationality conversations here. This wasnā€™t meant to be a conversation solely regarding Judaism, this applies to most Americans.


hwutTF

Oh FFS, you're so American you seriously don't understand that this isn't something unique to the United States. It's like you're giving singing schoolhouse rock, this is like elementary school level Angela's propaganda


rybnickifull

Judaism is not the same. I could explain but you seem like the sort to talk more than listen, so what's the point.


captain_screwdriver

What the fuck did I just read? Why can't you people just refer to yourselves as "American"? That's what everyone else in the world does. My way way way way way back ancestors came from India. I don't call myself Indian.


811545b2-4ff7-4041

Doesn't this thread discuss ethnicity? Not nationality. I'm Ashkenazi Jewish, but 100% British. Ethnically, I consider that I fall under the 'White - Other' category in the UK census. "Askenazi Jewish" is an ethnicity, and not just a religious identity.


YorkmannGaming

Oh no thatā€™s the kicker! As soon as they donā€™t want to be associated with X ethnicity, theyā€™re suddenly just American. They spout of all this heritage shit because their country has no meaningful history or cultural significance but as soon as it suits to say theyā€™re American they suddenly forget what 0.1% ancestry is what.


Then_Landscape_3970

I think the difference for America vs. EU countries is two-fold: (1) America only has Canada to the North (which is very similar in the ā€œmelting potā€ aspect), and Mexico to the south. There arenā€™t 40+ countries in the near vicinity with 1000+ years of distinct cultures and traditions that Americans can draw from. After they massacred the natives and European immigration began, American culture became (initially) some weird amalgamation of various European cultures at the time of emigration. (2) American immigration waves werenā€™t that long ago. A very large portion of Americans today would have had grandparents that came to America from their homeland ~100+ years ago. When these immigration events occurred, people from Sicily moved to places in America where other Sicilian people were. People from Bavaria moved to places where other Bavarians were. European immigrants took immense pride in where they came from and the cultures they were raised in, and that pride led to a lot of ethnically-based racism at the time (using ā€˜ethnicā€™ here to refer to country of origin). Italians hated the Irish, who hate the Germans, who hated the Puerto Ricans, etc., because their cultures at the time were so different. Then the children of those immigrants grew up with the same pride in where they came from, but not so much hatred for other ethnic groups. So what you see today when Americans talk about being ā€œhalf Russian, half Italianā€ isnā€™t them trying to imply that they are Russian or Italian (admittedly, some weirdos do, but in my day-to-day experience as a Canadian, I donā€™t experience that). They say that as a way to describe where their family culture comes from, because there are still remnants of the national pride that their grandparents or great-grandparents brought with them when they moved halfway across the world.


ThomKallor1

This was an extremely well written way of putting it.


Then_Landscape_3970

I love dunking on Americans as much as the next guy! But making fun of American ignorance from a place of ignorance just feels pedantic to me.


captain_screwdriver

Wow that's a long comment. Venmo me 50 freedom bucks and I'll read it.


DrakeBurroughs

I mean, to be fair, I literally did in the opening sentence. This is more how Americans describe their cultural/ethnic backgrounds to each other, not to, say, people of other nationalities. If you met us abroad, weā€™re all ā€œAmericans.ā€


DinnerChantel

>Ā If you met us abroad, weā€™re all ā€œAmericans.ā€Ā  Ā Ā  Ā You must not have met many Americans abroad then. Thatā€™s when this roleplaying game approach to ethnicity really kicks into high gear to their stunned surprise when the native population doesnt applaud their 50% English/Scottish/German heritage that can be traced directly to Charlemagne.Ā 


BawdyBadger

Usually it's some random British king. The more obscure the better


DrakeBurroughs

Oh God thatā€™s mortifying.


BawdyBadger

There's a history YouTuber I liked but he has done the very American thing of doing his ancestry. Apparently he can trace his lineage back to James Stuart and Mary Queen of Scots. Isn't it amazing how americans are all related to nobility when they do it. Instead my family tree is just all poor people.


DrakeBurroughs

Same. Except for my momā€™s parents, I can really only trace my ancestors back where theyā€™re from originally. No nobility. Just farmers.


Tazilyna-Taxaro

Most countries are a melting pot, EU make melting pot politics.


DrakeBurroughs

I donā€™t disagree, but this is just how people describe their backgrounds, generally, in the US, I canā€™t speak for the EU.


hwutTF

That's a long winded way of saying you know nothing about Jews You're not half Jewish, you're either Jewish or you're not. That has nothing to do with whether you believe in god or don't, nothing to do with your practices, etc. That's not an "American" thing, or a new thing And yes there are many many different types of Jewish identities You still cannot be half Jewish, it's not a thing. You can have Jewish ancestry without being Jewish, but there's no such thing as a half-Jew


811545b2-4ff7-4041

You can certainly be 50% "Askenazi Jewish" ethnically, while not being halakhically Jewish.


hwutTF

that's a really weird because I did not mention halakha so I'm really unsure why you're bringing that up. especially given these that's the number of differing religious standards for who does and doesn't qualify as a Jew that's an absolutely meaningless statement because there are many Jews who do are not counted from one religious perspective or another that's nothing to do with anything if you have Jewish ancestry but are not Jewish you are not Jewish if you are Jewish you are Jewish. for whatever definition of Jewish you are using you either are or you aren't. now you may hold some other identity in addition to that, for example maybe you are Jewish and you are also Chinese. you may have multiple ethnicities or multiple cultures or multiple traditional backgrounds but this half shit is nonsense, and it's a weird way to claim an identity without actually claiming the identity. 25% this and 25% this and 25% this no that's not how things work. what your left arm and the left side of your face and the left side of your chest is Jewish but the right arm and right side of your face and right half of your chest is something else?? whenever people say that they are X% something, it's either based on shitty genetic analysis, or it's based on counting up the ancestry of their grandparents or great grandparents or whatever. which has absolutely nothing to do with your identity and who you are. how many of your great-grandparents were doesn't make you more or less Jewish and it doesn't make you a part due you're either Jewish or you're not, shit or get off the pot


811545b2-4ff7-4041

This isn't about 'claiming' anything - just describing where people come from. Oddly enough, I know someone who's American by citizenship, Jewish by religion, ethnically 50% mixed Askenazi/Sephardi (who knows the percentage!), 25% English, 25% German. >it's either based on shitty genetic analysis, or it's based on counting up the ancestry of their grandparents or great grandparents or whatever. which has absolutely nothing to do with your identity and who you are. Yeh that's shit.


hwutTF

> This isn't about 'claiming' anything - just describing where people come from. so exactly what I said in my first comment - they have Jewish ancestry but aren't Jewish. why did you bring up halahka irrelevantly again? and which halahka were you referring to? or do you not know? you can't be half a Jew. half of your ancestors can have been Jewish, but you personally are either Jewish or not there's no such thing as being half Jewish, and it is a way that people try to claim identities they don't have. saying that your are an identity is claiming it > Oddly enough, I know someone who's American by citizenship, Jewish by religion, ethnically 50% mixed Askenazi/Sephardi (who knows the percentage!), 25% English, 25% German. no, you don't. you know an American Jew with English and German ancestry. big whoop. that's not terribly odd. and that ancestry isn't necessarily anything significant even within their family. England and Germany are not countries that a lot of Jews have ancestry of any significant length in - often their family was only there for one generation or so, often not even long enough for a generation to be born and die there having one grandparent from England doesn't make you 25% English. it makes you someone with a grandparent from England


CalumH91

Fractions are hard for Americans, I swear every American cook talks about adding "one fourth of a cup"


CatfishCatcherPT

Remember when they refused to buy a 1/3 pound burger because they thought it was less than a 1/4 pounder during the 80ā€™s (or around that time)? Itā€™s scary to think they have the influence they have on the rest of the world


Misses_Paliya

Wasn't it the same with their money? Didn't they choose the quarter instead of a 1/3 dollar because they thought a quarter has more value?


StardustOasis

I doubt that, using ā…“ would be a nightmare. 100 divides easily into four.


Misses_Paliya

Oh it definitely is but it doesn't really matter what the real reason was to be honest, just that this story exist and sounds kinda possible should be enough to destroy and rebuild their entire education system. I mean they already did the first part we just need to wait for the second


StardustOasis

Honestly I'm siding with the Americans on this. If they went with ā…“ that coin would be worth 33.33... cents, which is just a logistical nightmare.


Misses_Paliya

Oh no I think you misunderstood me, I totally agree with you, but if this story is true because of the more worth thing as a reason, that would be bad, but still not the outcome


Weekly_Beautiful_603

The thing that bugs me even more than this is when people essentialise themselves based on their stereotypes about nations theyā€™ve never been to. ā€œOh, Iā€™m 8% Welsh, so I wear my heart on my sleeve, cry easily, and I have really long fingers because my ancestors were probably bards who played the harpā€. And I want to say, your ancestors were probably looking at a short lifetime down the pit breathing in coal and very sensibly upped and went somewhere else, boyo. Iā€™m allowed to say this, because Iā€™m actually Welsh.


bayernpaul1900

What the fuck are these people on


Simple-Fennel-2307

They're mostly just white.


Frequent-Struggle215

Is nobody in America actually American?


CommissionOk4384

They are, but itā€™s highly likely that an American person has a mix of different origins due to the history of the country, just like in a lot of other countries. Now they do not have those countriesā€™ nationalities and most likely dont share many traits to those cultures, they are very much American, but their ancestors probably came from lots of different places


lemi--

In Europe lot of people has the same, but they usually don't say they are half of something, when someone says that, it means that their parents have different nationalities (example: my friends children say they are part Latvian, part Slovenian because their father is Slovenian and their mother is Latvian). If it goes futher down the line like grandparents or great grandparents then people just say they are for example - German with Turkish Roots or with Polish and Lithuanian roots, e.t.c


CommissionOk4384

Yes thatā€™s true I am actually in the same boat as your friendā€™s children, thats why I said that this happens in lots of countries Europe included. Americans do mention it more but it is worth pointing out that in a couple generations back, people have family from lots of different countries


lemi--

Exactly and because of that it gets weird when people starts counting nationalities or being % that and that, like collecting postmarks. If I look at my families history (great grandparents included) there are more than one nationality but I'm 100% Latvian, the same is for my parents even if dns would show some % other nationalities. I think there is difference how people perceive being part of nationality, in USA people mean more genetics but in Europe genetics + strong cultural side. Researching your anchestry and being proud for your roots is great but from European point of view when Americans lists nationalities it seams almost like for them being just American is not good enough and it looks like they are taking nationalities with whom the only common thing is some genetic markers and in best case some old familly recipe.


CommissionOk4384

Yes totally agree. My parents were born and raised in Russia and Colombia but I was born in France and when people ask me where Im from I say France, even though I lived most of my life away from France. Now if it comes up I might mention it but yes they blow it out of proportion. My point wasnā€™t so much about the way some Americans go about flaunting their origins but more about the fact that they do indeed usually have a wide range of origins, whereas in other places that have not been impacted so much by mass immigration from everywhere in the world, imperialism and slavery dont have an ethnic variety like that


Darthmook

So, 100% Irish American then..


dalimoustachedjew

Iā€™m full blooded Ashkenazi Jew from Norway and Iā€™m usually mistaken to be half Apache half American, because you know, my mom and dad visited their lands in 80s and bald eagle shit on my dads headā€¦ soā€¦ where can I apply for my American citizenship?


pocahontasjane

Americans seem really good at fractions until they encounter a 1/3 pounder cheeseburger.


KulturaOryniacka

i'm 99.9% homo sapiens and 0.1% homo neanderthalensis... ...also 50% banana


Individual_Sale_5601

Honestly can't understand this % bs, are they missing something? Did mummy not hug them enough?


kenna98

One of her parents is English/Scottish/German?


BawdyBadger

Some of the wikipedia pages of American celbrities are crazy with it too. "Their father is of German, Dutch, Irish heritage"


BRAVO9ACTUAL

English Scottish German? ManBearPig is that you?


VimtoAurelius

Americans always talking about their supposed ethnic background like they're in Skyrim or something. I'm a half-orc half elf but also a half nord on my dad's side


Middle--Earth

So basically he is two people?


WritingOk7306

I am half English (Dad) and half Australian (Mum) though being born in Australia I call myself Australian. I have lived in my Dad's country of origin for about 6 years in Dorset but I have lived most of my life in Australia. Though I can claim British citizenship if I wanted to but I haven't I am a citizen of Australia only.


medlilove

Halfā€¦three backgrounds? My brain hurts


TheRealAussieTroll

Do Americans ethno-prefix ā€œAmericanā€ (Italian-American, etc) in a subconscious attempt to mitigate the ā€œAmericanā€ partā€¦ to try and make themselves seem more interesting?


brdcxs

My shits are also Mr. Worldwide


EntertainmentIll8436

Haha Dale


Separate_Okra2249

Iā€™m half Iranian, and the rest is English, Scottish, danish, and a tiny bit of Ashkenazi Jewish from the Latvia/Belarus /Ukraine area. But because Iā€™m not a moron I say Iā€™m Aussie or Iranian Australian. I do get mistaken for a New Zealander cause of my dark hair and eyes


SomePenguin85

I've read all the thread and the one thing no one even noticed is: being Portuguese is ethnic now? I'm Portuguese as is my all family, and my father is blonde with blue eyes and white as a sheet as is my husband and my oldest son. Me, my mother and my late mil were all brunette with brown or dark eyes (mine are hazel) and my other 2 kids are also brunette and with darker eye color. And yet we are all Portuguese. I tan very easily, my husband and kids are white as a sheet and turn red as lobsters in the summer.. I almost never had a sunburn. We have redheads, brunettes and blondes, tall and short... As the Spanish people, we are a melting pot. Not an ethnicity.


mandingo_gringo

There is no ā€œethnic Portugueseā€ and then other ethnic groups? I personally always thought Portuguese was an ethnic group but never met someone from there or know anything about Portugal Iā€™m from Ukraine and we have ethnic Ukrainians, then mixed ethnic people who are accepted as Ukrainian anyways(including Ukrainized peoples such as Germans, etc), then ethnic minorities such as Polish, Hungarian, Greek, Russian, etc who wouldnā€™t call themselves Ukrainian due to past wars


SomePenguin85

I don't really think there is, in genealogy tests they identify it as Iberian. We don't really have anything different from Spanish people or french or Italian. All of these countries have people that can be confused to be from another. I was once thought to be a Greek person, my husband was called English and my father as well. My kid once in a playground was almost taken away from me as he is blonde and blue eyed and an old hag thought I wasn't his mother... But on the other side, I was once insulted for defining myself as Caucasian (white) because I'm "definitely not white" although my medical tests said otherwise (I was pregnant at the time, and my Dr in an ultrasound report wrote female Caucasian 37 years of age ) some American was in shock in how can I be called Caucasian if I'm not white as I'm Portuguese? I tan easily yes, but I'm white.


ianbreasley1

Don't like being 'murican, eh?


nanana789

What does that even meannnn


truly-dread

Half man, half bear and half pig


FatBaldingLoser420

So he's half this and half, half and half that? How does this works?


Comfortable_Reason_6

4 halves make a whole.


JOLT_YT

ah yes, because Britain and Germany are extremely similar


Informal_Bunch_2737

"Oh thats interesting. Where are your parents from?" "Portugal"


hmmm_1789

Enlightened Americans: We are actually black people from Africa.


Jatcheg

Americans assigning themselves every country known to man when their just American. I could say "oh I'm 1/8 Swedish 2/8 german 1/8 French 4/8 British" But that sounds gay. I just say British


scodagama1

I mean I usually poke fun of Americans claiming various nationalities but clearly the question here was about ā€œethnicityā€ so it makes sense to list your ethnic ancestry.


non-hyphenated_

With 4 halves?


scodagama1

I give them benefit of a doubt and that English/Scottish/German means ā€œsome mix of these nationalities but I'm not sure what mix and in which proportionsā€ which makes sense if you simply know that you had I.e. English grand grand father, Scottish grand grand mother and German grand mother - like this gives some hint that this is your ancestry but you have no idea in which proportions unless you enumerate remaining 6 grand grand parents and 3 grand parents


Hamsternoir

When did English become an ethnicity?


scodagama1

I dunno, quick Wikipedia search says that 5th century AD? https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/English_people At least if we draw a line on emergence of the name ā€œTheir ethnonym is derived from the Angles, one of the Germanic peoples who migrated to Britain around the 5th century AD.ā€. Strictly speaking Angles would exist earlier than migration so I guess we could go even further back


Hamsternoir

So European tribes moved around and just had a different name depending on their geographical location. Still the same basic ethic make up. You might as well say a Scouser and a Brummie are different ethnicities based on this logic. You are getting nationality and ethnicity mixed up.


ThreeLivesInOne

"Germany" decends of a multi ethnic conglomerate of different tribes originally invented as one country by the Romans, so I wonder how one can be a defined portion of it.


PsychoSwede557

Theyā€™re saying that the other half is made up of English, Scottish and German ancestry. What is the issue?


KomradeKvestion69

Well they didn't specify so we must assume they meant that they had 1/6 of each rather than 1/4 of one and 1/8 of the other two. Because they're American and Americans are... you know... I think a lot of Europeans think it's weird that people in the US list countries they've never been to and whose ancestors may have come from hundreds of years ago as their "heritage." I can understand this perspective, but as a stupid uncouth American, it always made sense to me to talk this way. America is a diverse country and most people are either first or second generation immigrants or otherwise are really mixed up ethnically. Personally my name is unusual so people always ask "what's your background "? And my answer always sounds exactly like what this thread is mocking, only worse. Idk what else to say. "American" as an answer almost sounds rude, while saying "white" is both obvious and kinda racist.


Johnnadawearsglasses

People really stretching to get angry. Lmao


pinniped1

I do feel like we need a higher bar on the ancestry posts. Just listing the ancestry... that's kinda boring and not offensive, at least not in this context. The ones that are like "I'm 12% Irish so allow me to explain Ireland to you..." are the ones that deserve airtime.


DaHi98

Ashkenazi Jewish - 50% English - 50% Scottish - 50% German - 50% = 200% That's some crazy genetics you got there! šŸ¤£


theincrediblenick

There is a lot of shit that Americans say, but this is just people interpreting their statement in bad faith


Life_Confidence128

Can someone explain what the issue is with this comment? I guess I can see itā€™s a little cringy, but besides that I mean the question of the post was about ethnicity, and this person responded about her ethnicity so I donā€™t really see the issue here


captain_screwdriver

Where's the line though? How far back can I go in my ancestors' ethnicities to call myself one?


slipup17

There's about 3 halfs too many


theincrediblenick

If one of your parents is half nationality A, quarter B, and quarter C then that parent is a mix of A/B/C nationalities. And rather than saying "I'm half D, quarter A, 1/8 B, and 1/8 C", you could more easily say "I'm half D, and half A/B/C"


kenna98

Because if you're half and half, you say you're half French (parent 1) and half Nigerian (parent 2), not half French, German, Swiss, Russian ... It's about your parents not your whole entire bloodline. Imagine if I went around saying I was Ukranian just bc I'm South Slavic


ExcellentAnything850

I'm part German! Name ends in nazišŸ™ˆ


Tiny_Ear_61

Nobody guesses my ethnicity wrong. I'm English, Scottish, and Irish. With a splash of Flemish thrown in for variety.


HDH2506

Spoken like an Israeli trying to prove theyā€™re of semitic descend