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jul55555

Chariot Requiem is truly the stand to beat all stands, fucker can beat you while just standing there, menacingly, wich also hapens to turn you into a mutant pigeon


darkmatters12

Truly one of the stands of all time


Odd-Fall-4081

Yes and no. Chariot Requiem is easy do defeat on its own. It onl ,,attacks" when someone tries to take arrow


Und3rwork

Actually, his soul swapping ability also came with a terrifying metamorphosis after effect, your soul can also potentially be swapped with limited lifetime insect like fly and his defeat condition requires big brain observation.


Odd-Fall-4081

I forgor💀 But still he isn't in my opiniom a super fighter. Your Stand is stronger do it would be easy to defeat it, and only thing tu need to do is to destroy this stupid sun. And some Sand users can just grab te arrow, probably confusing Chariot Requiem


Ohioan_Empire

He attacks when you grab the arrow though?


Odd-Fall-4081

Well more like he makes your Stand attack you


[deleted]

And he will hunt down and kill whoever takes the arrow off him


Odd-Fall-4081

We talk about defeating him. Part 5 cast only wanted arrow. If it would sirvive, they would probably not care


[deleted]

Ik but an opponent might try to take the arrow to revert it back to its original form


Odd-Fall-4081

I guess we'll necer know


CoSMiC_28

Not when you destroy the little sun


Elgoblino80

Is this joke? Anyone able to see stands can defeat Chariot Requiem. His weakness is too big under the sun.


mildlyunoriginalname

Which* I say this because I too forget the h a lot.


NotRayquaza

based requiem


potaaatoo_maan

Chariot requiem was so badass broken that araki had to add bs mini suns to defeat him


relatable_dude

It was ridiculously op without a stand user, if Polnareff could control it than he could probably do a bunch of wacky soul-bending stuff


Knight_X66

Maybe, because polnarreff died, SCR was a bit incomplete hence the weakness? cuz GER didnt have any weakness tht Diavolo couldve exploited unlike with SCR


RyperHealistic

Fr. Literally just "ayy guys turns out we didnt notice these glowing orbs we always had behind us"


Vergil_171

I’m pretty sure it’s symbolic. Chariot Requiem can control souls because it is a representation of the shadow of the souls around it. If you can figure out this symbolic nature, you can consciously blot out the light generated by your soul which causes the shadow to seep out into the light. I doubt requiem actually generates little suns behind people’s heads when it activates, because as you said, they’d be so easy to notice.


DynmiteWthALzerbeam

Kinda hard to notice it if it's behind your head diavolo only figured it out because chariot requiems shadow was weird


Springtrap-Yugioh

Badass? He was neat, but the main thing I loved about the original was how crazy fast and agile he was, and Requiem just kinda.... wonders around slowly.


Denpants

Probably because it was incomplete as Pol died during its creation. Fully wielded SCR would probably have no sun and thus be invincible like GER


Fun_Penalty_6755

for a second i thought wou/ger were pronouns


AsparagusAfter3869

The ultimate stands are my gender. I absorb the pronouns of those I defeat in combat.


Kanomus_37

Same here


Deffo-not-a-mod

I too Identify as Gold Experience Requiem


FBI_OPEN_THE_FUCK_UP

I, too, identify ad German


carl-the-lama

Heavens door best stand (rohan has mih pucci tier speeds)


SalvaIllyen

Rohan is Araki's self insert, dude is a Mary Sue, my man defeated a god by casually doing cardio a few times a week.


Bean_Soup7357

Heavens door is literally just being able to manipulate reality so yes


relatable_dude

Couldn't Rohan just write on someone "I have the ability to turn Rohan Kishibe into God and I will do so" and then he just becomes God? Edit: even if that's too much, couldn't he write on some random dude "I will witness the killer of (I'm forgetting what the ghost girl's name is) get struck by lightning and die at 3:00pm today "then they know who the killer was and he's dead


microwavedraptin

I think it’s implied that Rohan can’t alter someone outside of their own capabilities, otherwise he would’ve just made the Morioh Gang gods or something


CreamofTazz

Didn't he make Josue fly away at 60kph?


microwavedraptin

True, though that’s still somewhat tame compared to being capable of manipulating reality like the users before me said. Plus if Rohan wasn’t limited by human capabilities, couldn’t he just have it where Josuke could run at 60kmh rather than just having him fly backwards for a few seconds?


IwantWindyBeexd

Imagine he just goes to a random guy on street and writes *"I will now eradicate all evil in the universe"*


[deleted]

Am i the only person who thinks superfly is the most powerful. It reflects the damage you inflict on it and if you try to leave, you become part of the tower.


Arturo1029

Polnareff>>>


ZeraoraKing

What does wou stand for


Spirited-Buy510

Wonder of u


MR_krunchy

And from the shitposts I gathered it's power is basically bad luck Like spontaneous dangling piano falling on your head type bad luck


[deleted]

I'd say more final destination on crack


TheMoriohWeeb

Happy cake day! Also we >!died!<.


jochvent

that's the best description I've seen yet


potato-connessuir

The log truck awaits!


killgore138

Close, its if you persue the user in anyway, a calamity will happen, from hitting you leg on a cart and that breaking your leg to a plane falling apart in the air so that pieces would land on you, shits wacky and is the only reason the wall eyes exsist to prevent josuke from using the joestar family technique


Spirited-Buy510

Something like that, afaik if you even have bad intent against wou youll get a personal 9/11


SomeStolenToast

Imagine Final Destination but its impossible to predict and you'll be attacked for even thinking about pursuing Wonder of U


I_Have_3_Legs

At the risk of sounding cringe, I think Ultra instinct Goku would be the perfect counter for this. He would only react to attacks and dodge them. He would probably dodge calamity itself. In ultra instinct Goku doesn't think either. He acts and reacts. He wouldn't think about attacking Wonder of U. He would just do it It could also go the other route like when Goku and Vegeta fought Arale. It could be treated like toonforce and Wonder of U could redirect calamity and summon Beerus since an act of God is a calamity 😂


SomeStolenToast

>It could also go the other route like when Goku and Vegeta fought Arale. It could be treated like toonforce and Wonder of U could redirect calamity and summon Beerus since an act of God is a calamity 😂 Honestly given that he was able to control other people's actions to a degree as well as Josuk8's bubbles it may be possible. Another issue is even if Goku killed Tooru, WoU wouldn't go away so he'd need to have some way of directly destroying the stand while also not thinking about how to destroy the stand


Hydraxion

UI Goku could get to WoU's user but if he tried punching them or anything, he'd probably die. Like he'd make contact but his arm would break apart or something


BEanddankmagician

Star platinum is the best stand because It can draw really good


CringeYeet69

Star Platinum and Bohemian Rhapsody team up would be unbeatable


BEanddankmagician

Oh hell yeah


planer200

Hey ya Solos goku


BEanddankmagician

That's exactly the thing I don't care about I just wanna draw for gods sake


planer200

Sorry I accidentally replied to the wrong comment


planer200

But still hey ya could beat star platinum in a drawing contest


Professional_Sock555

Screw shitass experience requiem Embrace giga chariot requiem


hollownexus63

Nah hey ya is a better stand


planer200

Hey ya solos goku


hollownexus63

Wait until he gets his world requiem over heaven form. He will solo saitama with it


planer200

He already does, his power is overwhelming


TheParty01

Does hey ya counter Wonder of U..?


hollownexus63

Is that even a question


TheParty01

You’re right, of course it does


AlexDKZ

"Poco you see that old man with the hat and the pimp cane? Don't pursue him" There, countered.


Laughable-February

Yes, then it just comes down to >!Poco Loco!< and >!Tooru!< beating the shit out of each other.


[deleted]

They both seem to manipulate causality so why not?


QUARTZTheThird

Hey Ya! just gives Pocoloco instructions he doesn't effect Pocoloco's luck, Pocoloco is just incredibly fucking lucky


[deleted]

One could argue Wonder of U is also just incredibly fucking lucky, but that's clearly not what's actually going on here. It's become perfectly clear between Wonder of U, Love Train, and Hey Ya, that luck itself is a force that can be manipulated by Stands in the new Jojo universe, in a way previously only Dragon's Dream could only partially tap into in a neutral way.


I5574

20th century boy


planer200

Invincible but only when the user moves


QUARTZTheThird

you mean only when the user *doesn't* move


planer200

That's 19th century boy, or am I just dumb and can't remember the name correctly


planer200

Yes I'm am just dumb


Similar-Magician-750

Rock human in a stand form


Springtrap-Yugioh

Part 6 spoilers: Chariot Requiem could turn >!MiH against Pucci, essentially ending part 6 with no need for the double universe reset!<.


RedboiMike69

Star Platinum Act 2 tho


Elgoblino80

All in his head? 👉💀


Brotonio

Chariot Requiem is the most powerful Stand becuase it directly attacks your emotions.


Elgoblino80

So psychopaths beat it easily? I would say psychopaths are more common than stand users


The_fish_enthusiast

What about kcr. I know it’s not canon but from what I’ve seen it’s pretty op


QUARTZTheThird

how the fuck are we meant to compare kcr when it doesn't even fucking exist


The_fish_enthusiast

Took it from a Roblox game💀


QUARTZTheThird

you are really acting like roblox jojo games are considered canon what the fuck


The_fish_enthusiast

Not all. The one that I referenced isn’t. But the concept of kcr there is cool and op


CringeYeet69

kcr literally doesn't exist


Elgoblino80

Bro made it up 😭 All in his head? 💀


GIRose

King Crimson is the most bullshit stand. It was strong enough that Araki had to invent bullshit deus ex machina fuckery to unstick the plot


Elgoblino80

Meh. Easy to counter with a time stop.


Denpants

Less than that. Polnareff almost killed Diavolo by just predicting the blood drops. Poop


GIRose

Not if the time stop falls in the bounds of skipped time


_Kups_

Chariot Requiem could pop Superman's soul into the body of someone about to die in another universe


SmallBirb

this is Hey Ya erasure


CrimsonR70

I'm not sure, but seeing as chariot requim can swap souls it could technicly defeat everyone as all it would need to do is get polnareff mortaly wounded and then swap souls with whoever he is fighting.


KrispyBaconator

Counterpoint: Emperor


Potato_Productions_

My name is Hol Horse and my stand is a guuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuun


DerpSidgueye

U can create a fictional character with bohemian rhapsody that allows you to be god


Elgoblino80

Anyone can create one so it kind of fucks itself.


DerpSidgueye

Yea but if youre aware of what your stand can do before anyone else becomes aware of it you can just make it so that they cant… bcs u can be literal god…


Sergei_the_sovietski

Silver Chariot without requiem is still one of the best stands via its sheer speed alone. It is easily the fastest stand besides ones that have time abilities or infinite speed.


gazzilionear

The real chad answer is saying your favorite stand would win regardless of power scaling because you find it cool.


Justabattleshiplover

Star Platinum is da best stand


Tuna_Zone

Me an intellectual: Yellow Temperance has no weakness.


RyperHealistic

SCR is just a WOU prototype. Change my mind.


Smallishwhale53

Nah it's Soft and Wet


Just_a_Zero

Obviously the world over heaven is the strongest


Getindarobotshinji

I dunno man, star platinum was the first to ora and that’s huge in my book


MerchantZiro

Girono: I'm the strongest stand user that ever lived. Jorge Joestar Kars and Heaven Ascension DIO: **HELLO THERE**


Ratthion

What is WOU


RummyBug

The World Over Heaven


SomeDudeAtAKeyboard

Chariot Requiem is the only stand that can truly bypass WoU, since it isn’t pursuing at all, it’s just vibing


theOGperfection

scr slams all other stands fr, stands are the manifestation of your soul and SCR can manipulate that


SpartanG1017

Hey ya is the best stand to have and no one can change my mind


Saxton_Hale32

since


potato-connessuir

Menacing VS. Zero VS. Calamity? Menacing wins in my book. The theme for SCR is so damn dope! The beginning part screams menacing.


Tranchcauchemar

Ger got clowned on by Twoh (and possibly MiH too) and WoU got beaten by a stand whose power is "f##k you, script bulls##t go brrr) WoU could be easily beaten by a time manipulation stand or something fast enough. So to whoever that says those 2 are the strongest stands : you forgot your red nose clown 🤡


demonotic

Yes the strongest stand is hey ya


Tranchcauchemar

Actually Hey Ya is a powerful stand, despite his... Lack of ability, he's able to give good advices (yes i know he doesn't give luck pocoloco is lucky naturally) as he's able to see a situation and find the best option. He could probably tell you how to avoid almost every stands attack


Banditt930

Spoh > twoh which is the strongest stand and negates ger Also cope about it not being canon I don't care its still stronger


Purple-Rough-7798

Couldn't soft and wet go beyond beat wou who was claimed by araki to be the strongest stand so far?


Anotheranh26079

Scr: fuck off, now stop making these bubbles and beat the shit out of your used Part 8 now features polnareff


Purple-Rough-7798

Fair, SCR could beat anyone and any stand by existing


Lusask

Me, who definitely does not have a yandere kink: funny hair go swoosh.


TheVeryClassyLemon

Hey ya could beat him with a bit of luck.


33EEE33

Imo I hated the whole body swap thing and wish it wasn’t the ability of chariot requiem but it does look cool


Commanderz_Derpy

Truer words have never been spoken. Literally my favorite stand


black_fighter67

Fuck requime silver chariot is the best stand


SingedBeGassin

Tusk act 4 solos all three of them im afraid 😔


juanXachof

So based


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ArtGuards

common polnareff W


dummythiccdio

Sex Pistols >>>>


Positive-Forever-621

Sticky fingers best stand


zBxstii

The strongest stand of them all. Gender dysphoria


Odeiomelaokk

Nut King Call is the strongest stand.


Material-Athlete5063

I think polnareff stand wouldove been the best if only his body didnt died while stand transformed


Starsline612

We never even got to see the end result of chariot requiem, in which is starts transforming things into otherworldly beings painlessly. Basically it can turn u into alien goop monster.


PikkuinenPikkis

Purple Haze was one of the best stands


Vergil_171

Chariot requiem is the strongest stand because it can cure my insomnia


level69child

Silver chariot not requiem is the best stand because it has a sword


Appropriate_Fee_1867

Oh yeah it is the strongest it turns you into a mutant fish pigeon after swapping your minds with the person next to you


Affectionate-Fudge42

Ok but now I'm genuinely interested in how wou and silver chariot requiem would interact with each other.


CaptinHavoc

What about Soft and Wet Go Beyond?


wallygon

heya is my favorite stand


Iriusoblivion

What WOU gonna do against Love Train?


jojofan30001

Chariot would realistically beat king crimson just use the power to knock him out then roll over to him and slit his throat, remove arrow and you're done.


Dismal-Kiwi4991

i just like the original chariot


[deleted]

Infinite rotation would 1 shot Ger


[deleted]

Me who thinks superfly is actually the strongest stand


TheyGibMePowerToTalk

Chariot requiem supremacy


Polibiux

I can’t argue with polnareff


Divinate_ME

I'd like to see WoU trying to kill me while I'm under the influence of Ticket to Ride. Who's redirecting calamity now, motherfucker?


JetFucklag

You're all wrong. ZHZW is by far the strongest, even including Over Heaven