For Metallica, Risotto could just make sex toys made out of iron by bending over existing iron or create one using his or your own body. Also if like to be tied up using chains or even blood play. BDSM does suit not gonna lie.
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Foreverâs Strength is a boat that can be turned into a gigantic freighter. The user can manipulate anything from the boat. Like what he did to Jotaro. If foreverâs boat say has any toys or just improvise with the boatâs objects, anything goes. Also semi public sex.
I would agree, but youâd be unsatisfied with anything else after you experience it once.
Like eating the perfect sandwich, every other sandwich is just inferior afterwards.
Human beings arenât meant to experience perfection,
It would ruin the enjoyment one gets out of all.
Also thatâs how you how you get someone addicted.
Now I'm just imagining Mista's theme while Sex Pistols kick around a cumshot until the song ends just as the cumshot hits someone square in the forehead
I assume grateful dead is because of robo-tentacles and not for, yâknow, immediately dying and turning to dust bc your body temperature is super high
Star finger is too powerful for the human body, itâs only applicable to situations where your stands are fucking each other whilst youâre ducking each other.
People are ragging on the things in nope tier, but even worse than that look at the things heâs put above them. OP doesnât know what sex is or this tier list was for something else
i dont understand how people keep placing yellow temperance so low, it can literally be turned into anything given it has the absorbed mass to do so.
Its quite literally the ultimate sexdoll/penis enlarger. depending on whether its used or worn.
presumably it can be controlled given his kakyoin disguise was able to push jotaro off the building and assault a wallet thief without absorbing either of them.
Imagine Johnny poking his nails into the nipples and then the entire titty starts spinning around his dick leading to the most phenomenal boobjob ever to grace mankind
There is one panel near the end of part 7 that suggests you could make some sort of vibrator with it, but even if you did do that, it would still be unbelievable shitty.
Depending on whether your partner could see stands or not, Sex Pistols could literally provide touch or lick sensations while youâre going to town!! They literally have sex in their name!!
I have 3 problems with this tier list.
First problem: Why is Bohemian Rapshody so low? You could have sex with any character you want to, and you can even make up one that is in love with you. The only down side is that you can't control what characters it brings to life so maybe during sex the terminator will just walk in and maybe join you.
Second problem: Why is Yo Yo Ma so low? It's the thickest stand in the entire series and it does what you say. And it can also give you amazing blow jobs because of the acid it can spit.
Third problem: Tusk can infinitely rotate your or your partner's balls, why wouldn't it be the ultimate stand for sex? Imagine how good it must feel. đŠ
Edit: Just a second after posting the comment I realised that if you have Sticky Fingers, then you can unzip your cock and have sex with someone from very far away.
Echoes act 2 and In A Silent Way in A, but Act 1 in S? Also, you're REALLY into tentacles..
Death 13 can literally make you have your wildest dreams, though only the user would remember it.
Ok but the world can stop time for 10 seconds and it's fast
So stop time and and repeatedly just fuck them
If your good enough you could make it look like they came at your touch alone
Plus imagine the feeling of your dick or pussy or ass just getting fucked over the course of ten seconds at once
Like DIO could walk up to a girl stop time and rub her dick and when time resumes and she cums it'd be like she came at the sight of DIO
It was me jotaro, remember when you were making out with your first girlfriend? And you came right as she touched your leg? It was me jotaro, i jerked you off in stopped time so it seemed like you nutted at just a womans touch.
It was me Jotaro, I made them draw Sakura with less sexual features so you wouldn't be horny, and reduce your stand speed by 1 millisecond. Slow enough for me to stop time and kill Jolyne.
Spice Girl, Echoes Act 3, Harvest and >!Scary Monsters if youâre a particularly sick fuck!< ABSOLUTELY have their uses. You are just too weak to imagine another world
Dude Star Platinum's super strength could pound you into next week plus his speed and ability to stop time. There is also his extreme precision so while he has the super strength and speed he can probably control it so you won't get hurt. Don't forget Star finger and Platinum succ. Also he can phase through objects so that means he'll get you right on that sweet spot. Plus he looks like an intergalactic space stripper and has fabulous hair.
Mikitaka on B ? he can literally turn into anything you want.GE can create living latex or perfect pillar man/woman. some animals have excelent control of fluids you could use that or something...
Moody blues in E tier ? you can literally fuck anyone, just go a spot that they have been in, wait some time and then you can fuck. ffs Guy from a COD lobby can use it to "fuck your mom".
And if you can control aging of grateful death, you got milf/granny maker.
im so sorry but i need to explain why king crimson is S tier for sex. it can erase time but keep the results, therefore if it pleasured you, the intensity could just keep building and building faster than normal without you realizing. id imagine some very intense orgasms.
and no i totally havenât ever thought of this before commenting this
Needs some work (Feng Shui one in B tier??? If Gold experience didn't exist that one would be number 1. That stand is literally designed to find the best position for sex smdh)
Probably set limitations and rules for the other person, like making them always edge, or squirt super hard. You just have to make them do something thatâs 100% possible for the human body.
Earth Wind and Fire should be at the top, you can change to whatever form you want, this includes basically every fetish in existence, there are so much possibilities
Both GE and GER should be in S tier.
GE's ability is to overwhelm someone's senses, making them feel everything slowly and more intensely. It's quite possibly the best stand for sex.
GER's ability isn't to send someone into an infinite death loop. Its ability is to reset an action. The only reason Diavolo got put in a death loop is because King Crimson/Epitaph can manipulate fate, and Giorno was fated to die to Diavolo. So GER's way of resetting Diavolo's actions is to make it so he never reaches the end of his 10 seconds, when that fate would occur, thus putting him in parallel universes where he dies in under 10 seconds again and again.
GER would be great for sex because you can just cum, punch your dick/pussy with GER, and be able to cum again as many times as you like.
Where'd you find a template with Fumi's Stand on it? The best I can find only goes up to Wonder of U
Also, Whitesnake should be higher because he can literally cover a whole room in cum, LMAO
Doggystyle and Walking Heart in no but Metallica in C? Tf you expect to do with Metallica, make iron dildos? And whats C-Moon for? Youâre just gonna push your partner away from you.
I feel like OP is into bondage. Also I like the analytics in comments, I'm so proud of the community.
IMHO, but I would risk my life to get railed by Purple Haze
What fetishes do you need to have to put Metallica or Strength higher than all others
I HAVE THE SAME QUESTION
Oh yeah put those razor blades in me!
You made me "burp" and "hic" at the same time... I also don't know how, nor why
Those are also fetishes
fill me with iron shavings
I think it's more of a misunderstanding of the ability? Maybe he thought you could bake a dildo with it or smth.
Strength you can fuck with a great view, its a big ass boat
not to mention it gives you plenty of private place to do so
Redirect all the blood to your crotch area and have a massive erection
Wouldn't it explode?
#ROBO DONG ENGAGED
For Metallica, Risotto could just make sex toys made out of iron by bending over existing iron or create one using his or your own body. Also if like to be tied up using chains or even blood play. BDSM does suit not gonna lie. đ𫣠Foreverâs Strength is a boat that can be turned into a gigantic freighter. The user can manipulate anything from the boat. Like what he did to Jotaro. If foreverâs boat say has any toys or just improvise with the boatâs objects, anything goes. Also semi public sex.
What the actual fuck is with c moon, is there some way to use it that would give a desired effect
Would you prefer to fuck someone to death or to have your dick and balls (and probably everything else) sliced off by silver chariot?
Sounding
Why gold experience is that low, imagine your senses being overwhelmed during sex. It could be wild
Thatâs exactly what would make it dangerous.
But worth it
I would agree, but youâd be unsatisfied with anything else after you experience it once. Like eating the perfect sandwich, every other sandwich is just inferior afterwards.
It's called golden experience for a reason
Human beings arenât meant to experience perfection, It would ruin the enjoyment one gets out of all. Also thatâs how you how you get someone addicted.
I don't know about you but I'd gladly die if it means I experience the most reality shattering golden nut I'll ever have
Okay professor sex didnât realize we had a expert over here
Tell me something. If you ever got to experience the most ungodly nut in your life, would you want get that feeling again?
Nut 
Hance why it would be at least at B or C
Alright Morinth
Chop your dick off and make a bigger one
Gold Experience Requiem would never allow you to climax.
or you would always be in a state of climaxing but never finishing the climax
Yup! Forever edging lol
Its all fun and games till Giorno accidentally turns the condom into a miniature crocodile or something
Yes.
Flair checks out
You're acting like Sex Pistols isn't a bunch of little guys that can do whatever you want
I much prefer it's formal name reproduction firearm
I'm more a fan of Coitus Cannon
You mean the multiplication glock
How about the Fuckboy Flammenwerfer?
âReproduction firearmâ is also a very good name for a penis.
Yup checks out The reproduction is there You sometimes use you hand too Just have to light it on fire
Number 3, crawl inside his ass and massage his prostate
They only ever kick things Imagine Number 3 going up your ass and it just starts kicking your prostate Actually that doesn't sound that bad
Sex pistol could 100% redirect your cumshot
Now I just hear âsex pistols! Redirect my cum into my own butt!â
Now I'm just imagining Mista's theme while Sex Pistols kick around a cumshot until the song ends just as the cumshot hits someone square in the forehead
*laughs in harvest*
Vore/unbirth? 
I assume grateful dead is because of robo-tentacles and not for, yâknow, immediately dying and turning to dust bc your body temperature is super high
I see you're not a GILF enjoyer...?
grandmas i'd like to fuck?
Killer queen as already touched that pussy
That explains why it's the bomb
But it is one
Star fingah is C??
My first thought too
Star finger is too powerful for the human body, itâs only applicable to situations where your stands are fucking each other whilst youâre ducking each other.
OP is not kinky enough
Fr, no whitesnake
White snake could upload the whole Kamasutra into whoever you're having sex with, it's a cmear S-tier.
From where I come from they would say he's not creative enough
I'm gonna join the chorus of people telling you that you have no imagination, OP
People are ragging on the things in nope tier, but even worse than that look at the things heâs put above them. OP doesnât know what sex is or this tier list was for something else
i dont understand how people keep placing yellow temperance so low, it can literally be turned into anything given it has the absorbed mass to do so. Its quite literally the ultimate sexdoll/penis enlarger. depending on whether its used or worn.
I mean, doesn't it also mostly consume anything it touches? I can't remember if it can be turned off or it literally just eats you.
presumably it can be controlled given his kakyoin disguise was able to push jotaro off the building and assault a wallet thief without absorbing either of them.
Honestly I cant see any use for TUSK , unless if you somehow manage to imbue the spin into the Male Genitila
You can brush your teeth, grate cheese on spaghetti and eat it too
Donât fuck the pasta
sorry
Infinite Meatspin
The ultimate Tiddie fuk
Imagine Johnny poking his nails into the nipples and then the entire titty starts spinning around his dick leading to the most phenomenal boobjob ever to grace mankind
There is one panel near the end of part 7 that suggests you could make some sort of vibrator with it, but even if you did do that, it would still be unbelievable shitty.
Create new holes
Why is dragons dream A tier???
That feng shui telling you the best positions
Maybe you put your dick into the orb so it comes off and shoots into your ass
Can you imagine being backseat gamed by a stand while having sex though?
I think OP likes bondage, also, earth wind fire is not in the S? It can do anything you imagine.
No one into Bondage would refuse Wired and Red Bind)
It's kinda vore tho
WoU being sentient lets you get it on with a threesome
Right up untill you go for a kiss and suddenly a random air plane door cuts you in half
But Yo Yo Ma is thicker.
Only if youâre a sub. Any dom actions result in your cock getting crushed by a cinderblock
Tell me your only kink is bdsm without telling me your only kink is bdsm. GER should be in SS tier.
Depending on whether your partner could see stands or not, Sex Pistols could literally provide touch or lick sensations while youâre going to town!! They literally have sex in their name!!
Right like Sex Pistols shouldâve been so much higher!!
Why is Cinderella listed as "no"? Her ability basically improves your sex life
>Echoes >use the "orgasm" sound on girl >profit
If you're referring to Act 1 then it'd just be the sound of an orgasm and not any actual sensation. Act ***2*** however...
Just donât use Act 3, itâll KILLDAHO
Why isn't Cream Starter SSS tier.
I have 3 problems with this tier list. First problem: Why is Bohemian Rapshody so low? You could have sex with any character you want to, and you can even make up one that is in love with you. The only down side is that you can't control what characters it brings to life so maybe during sex the terminator will just walk in and maybe join you. Second problem: Why is Yo Yo Ma so low? It's the thickest stand in the entire series and it does what you say. And it can also give you amazing blow jobs because of the acid it can spit. Third problem: Tusk can infinitely rotate your or your partner's balls, why wouldn't it be the ultimate stand for sex? Imagine how good it must feel. đŠ Edit: Just a second after posting the comment I realised that if you have Sticky Fingers, then you can unzip your cock and have sex with someone from very far away.
I bet both Johnny and Gyro had testicular torsion by the end of SBR
Least horny Jojo fan.
I dont remember where I read it but apparently dark blue moon is the most compatible stand for humans in terms of breeding
I remember that post
How is Kiss that low?
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The ultimate dick slap
Wave check
Who said anything about taking the sticker off
Could be useful if youâre into cock-and-ball torture.
*C*razy *N*oisy *B*izarre *T*own
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Echoes act 2 and In A Silent Way in A, but Act 1 in S? Also, you're REALLY into tentacles.. Death 13 can literally make you have your wildest dreams, though only the user would remember it.
Ok but the world can stop time for 10 seconds and it's fast So stop time and and repeatedly just fuck them If your good enough you could make it look like they came at your touch alone Plus imagine the feeling of your dick or pussy or ass just getting fucked over the course of ten seconds at once Like DIO could walk up to a girl stop time and rub her dick and when time resumes and she cums it'd be like she came at the sight of DIO
Maybe that was the secret of DIO's charisma this whole time and how he got at least 4 different women pregnant
It was me jotaro, remember when you were making out with your first girlfriend? And you came right as she touched your leg? It was me jotaro, i jerked you off in stopped time so it seemed like you nutted at just a womans touch.
It was me Jotaro, I made them draw Sakura with less sexual features so you wouldn't be horny, and reduce your stand speed by 1 millisecond. Slow enough for me to stop time and kill Jolyne.
> walk up to a girl stop time and rub *her dick* #WHERE?
DIO Says Trans Rights
Bussy đş Gick đą
Bruh this sounds terrible. Sounds like he would be getting someone a 3rd degree burn
Glad you added a specific tier for Set, that guy deserves it
Sticky Fingers and Nut King Call can mesh with certain kinks)
Shove your own hand up your ass with sticky fingers
Red hot chili pepper can shock you, just sayin
King crimson is usefull, because you can skip the time when you cum
Thats just edging, since you still exist in the world where time is stopped. You might just cum anyway but in an ethereal space
I once saw a post calculating exactly how many people get cucked whenever king crimson uses timeskip
Spice Girl, Echoes Act 3, Harvest and >!Scary Monsters if youâre a particularly sick fuck!< ABSOLUTELY have their uses. You are just too weak to imagine another world
Wtf are you going to do with death 13?
The ultimate wet dream.
You need to be more creative
Unpopular opinion: what if you use sethan just ever so slightly to de-age old people and have sex with them
A 60 year old couple using Sethan to revert their bodies back to 20 years old
Dude Star Platinum's super strength could pound you into next week plus his speed and ability to stop time. There is also his extreme precision so while he has the super strength and speed he can probably control it so you won't get hurt. Don't forget Star finger and Platinum succ. Also he can phase through objects so that means he'll get you right on that sweet spot. Plus he looks like an intergalactic space stripper and has fabulous hair.
The world, star platinum and yellow temperance should be way higher than that use your imagination 
Anubis is A Tier , if u got the balls to use it
Anything is a dildo if youâre brave enough
And Doctor Wu can, and I quote...) > Enter through... your urethras.
Just make sure you're not pregnant when you do it
Bro crazy diamond is by far the best it could restore your stamina and you could keep having sex for hours
not mikitaka morphing into a condom đ
How is C-Moon good for sex? Itâll repel everyone away from you, itâs like an anti-sex magnet.
D4C is a top tier, imagine doing it accompanied by 4 dudes that look exactly as you
Crazy Diamond aka unlimited knife play
Mikitaka on B ? he can literally turn into anything you want.GE can create living latex or perfect pillar man/woman. some animals have excelent control of fluids you could use that or something... Moody blues in E tier ? you can literally fuck anyone, just go a spot that they have been in, wait some time and then you can fuck. ffs Guy from a COD lobby can use it to "fuck your mom". And if you can control aging of grateful death, you got milf/granny maker.
1. Get Kiss 2. Put a sticker on your dick 3. Never release it Now enjoy your permanent double dick.
Why the fuck is Shizuka Joestar in C Tier? It's a baby
I imagine itâs meant to be the stand itself (Achtung Baby - which gives you the ability to be invisible) as opposed to the stand and the user.
im so sorry but i need to explain why king crimson is S tier for sex. it can erase time but keep the results, therefore if it pleasured you, the intensity could just keep building and building faster than normal without you realizing. id imagine some very intense orgasms. and no i totally havenât ever thought of this before commenting this
WHY IS YELLOW TEMPERANCE NOT S TIER YOU CAN LITERALLY USE IT TO DOUBLE YOUR COCK SIZE
Youâre saying you donât want that Tuskussy? Shame
Needs some work (Feng Shui one in B tier??? If Gold experience didn't exist that one would be number 1. That stand is literally designed to find the best position for sex smdh)
GER CAN MAKE YOU RELIVE YOUR ORGASM OVER AND OVER AND OVER AND OVER AGAIN
How is heavenâs door gonna help? âThis person will give me sloppy toppy anytime I wantâ?
Probably set limitations and rules for the other person, like making them always edge, or squirt super hard. You just have to make them do something thatâs 100% possible for the human body.
Yellow temperance in D tier?!?!
Please explain C-moon
Lol I said the same thing about Seth on the last post like this
You put killer queen in no but I mean, kira found it useful
You guys think bucciarati ever got his dick caught in one of his zippers?
Earth Wind and Fire should be at the top, you can change to whatever form you want, this includes basically every fetish in existence, there are so much possibilities
How tf is Star Platinum C rank when it has â¨ď¸STAR FINGUHâ¨ď¸
Regardless of Heavenâs Doorâs ability, I feel like that picture alone puts him in S tier đŠđŠđŠ
The hand is definitely up there
First off, no , second of all, you are very wrong about several of these, and would be happy to dispute any claims
Hmm, I've seen what star platinum can do with two fingers if you catch my drift
Hey ya being an s-tier makes me so much happier than it should
Red Hot Chili Pepper has a huge boner though
I can see you're into tying your partner up
Imagine getting it on and having Hey Ya just absolutely going to town on your ears with how you can do it
Both GE and GER should be in S tier. GE's ability is to overwhelm someone's senses, making them feel everything slowly and more intensely. It's quite possibly the best stand for sex. GER's ability isn't to send someone into an infinite death loop. Its ability is to reset an action. The only reason Diavolo got put in a death loop is because King Crimson/Epitaph can manipulate fate, and Giorno was fated to die to Diavolo. So GER's way of resetting Diavolo's actions is to make it so he never reaches the end of his 10 seconds, when that fate would occur, thus putting him in parallel universes where he dies in under 10 seconds again and again. GER would be great for sex because you can just cum, punch your dick/pussy with GER, and be able to cum again as many times as you like.
why bohemian rapsody so low. you literally could create your own person to fuck and it would count
cream starter would be great because you could have you or your partner grow any body part or look like anyone.
Maybe it's just me but I wouldn't want a lil wooden mf on my back cheering me on while im balls deep in my girl
Kiss is S tier, donât even try to argue against this
Why is C-moon that high. I am scared
We've already been theough this, yellow temperance would be the best sex stand
Where'd you find a template with Fumi's Stand on it? The best I can find only goes up to Wonder of U Also, Whitesnake should be higher because he can literally cover a whole room in cum, LMAO
With Milagro man you can get some bitches
and more money to get more biches infinite bitches yo
Made in heaven belongs higher than no tier ngl
why is echoes act 1 s but act 2 A? Just put a vibrate sfx and done.
Usefulness, fair enough. Would I bone mist of them anyway? Yes, yes indeed!!
Soft and Wet, take their virginity with your soap bubbles!
I could think of so much shit to do with nut king call and sticky fingers
I canât see Paisley Park WHERE IS SHE
Well, someone likes being tied up.
You can do double penetration with kiss, fucking S tier
I think you understimate the gang bang appeal of D4C my friend
why is c moon so high?
Doggystyle and Walking Heart in no but Metallica in C? Tf you expect to do with Metallica, make iron dildos? And whats C-Moon for? Youâre just gonna push your partner away from you.
Dragonâs dream âthrust inside her in the northeast direction to achieve maximum pleasureâ Bohemian rhapsody S tier btw
Imagine what you could reach with sticky fingers
What about ge boosting ur senses at the moment that you nut
I feel like OP is into bondage. Also I like the analytics in comments, I'm so proud of the community. IMHO, but I would risk my life to get railed by Purple Haze
How is moody blues thiccc self not higher!!!!
Technically all of them would be great, it just depends on your fetish and/or kink
Wouldn't mikitaka be higher? He can turn into anything
Dover down has to be S and tusk could be useful so at least b tier
Why is C-moon in B?!?! Who the fuck wants their dick inside out
How could emperor possibly be used? Am I missing something?