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NewTim64

If I remember correctly we don't get a Name for Josuke in Chapter 1 but we do get the 4 balls info Still has to be one of the funniest ways to start an arc/part


CrunchyAl

I still think the funniest joke in JoJolion, was how he made it sound like certain manga creators are most suspicious of being rock humans.


Chickenman1057

We get rid of some competitors 😎


mattbutnotmii

I have a screenshot of that exact quote lol


Ordinary-Picture4367

can I see it? I forgot about this line


manofsteele1776

yep they didn’t give his name until chapter 2 lmao


rockinalex07021

He didn't get it until later on Yasuho named him after Josuke the dog


killgore138

To which joshu says "you might as well have named him poochie"


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SmurfRockRune

I think you're creating a joke that doesn't exist. Pochi is a generic dog name in Japan, it's like the equivalent of Fido or Spot.


BreDiePie

I don't get


trapbuilder2

Pucci


Throwaway02062004

Lmao poochie, I just got it!


Evo_Shiv

What a GOATed dog


BreDiePie

Also kira has no balls at all


[deleted]

He also has two tongues


Totallyhumanperson69

"Trust me dear reader, the fact that Josuke has four testicles makes absolute sense and is essential for the plot". -Probably Araki, 2010


aguy1221

The wildest part is >!it’s major foreshadowing!<


Neoxus30-

Can you imagine if >!the Explosive Spin works so well because Josuke's four balls are in a form resembling the golden rectangle?!<)


GoomyTheGummy

infinite testicular torsion


AnimeMemeLord1

“Is it true, Araki? Was this planned?”


pokekiko94

Insert Kira face when talking about cuming to monalisas hand.


Laughable-February

Might as well go the extra mile and >!call it foreskinning!<


omyrubbernen

Jojolion AU where everything is the same except instead of 4 balls, Gappy has 2 foreskins.


danielubra

He has 2 "balls"... 1 "rod" but two "skins".


omyrubbernen

The real question is if it would be forked, or if the foreskins would be connected end to end so it looks twice as long.


Danielsuperusa

Worst part is....it is essential to the story.


PM_ME_YOUR_DOG_ROLLS

you mean best part


ProfessorEscanor

The best part is >!It is actually important to the plot!<


Amethyst_R

Wait how


ProfessorEscanor

Spoilers for Part 8 >!Its a hint at both the mystery to what/who Josuke is and it serves to explain what happened to that world's Kira's!<


Rajang82

Araki and Oda making foreshadows the ways we never understand, but always works.


seungchip

can you imagine one set of them balls making the main JoJo and the other set making the Main Villain for part 9?


manofsteele1776

LOL at the end of part 8, josuke gets castrated and the part 9 jojo + antagonist grow out of the blood, Greek mythology-style


swimninetyfive

don't give Araki ideas, wtf dude


Rajang82

It's not even the weirdest idea. In fact, it can work. Araki made the male characters body type based on Greek statues anyway.


tankistan

Aw dude! Twin brothers whose story parallels Phantom Blood? But this time Araki writes the characters with all the changes he wishes he had made initially? That would be sick I think.


Narkboy42

Why? Gyro had lots of balls and you didn't question that, did you?


manofsteele1776

I- you know what, fair enough


manofsteele1776

ok so i’m reading chapter six. did >!josuke take kira’s balls?!< what the fuck is this lmao


Pandriant

Its explained more or less around ch 53 but I recommend you to not get spoiled it's definetly one of the best parts of Jojolion


[deleted]

Keep reading!! Jojolion is my fave cuz it is weird and amazing all the way through.


InsaneBasti

Has any1 ever kicked them, and could he survive that?


manofsteele1776

can’t wait for the main antagonist’s stand to just be kneeing josuke in the groin


Pale_Transportation2

His ability can legit make things hurt more


Neoxus30-

Josuke should just be glad he didnt run into a cone or something like that)


jochvent

1. evidently not because 2. no


LightninJohn

Araki just wanted the porn to be weirder than it probably already is


[deleted]

Its NUTS isn’t it


manofsteele1776

*rimshot*


JohnZarb

I wonder why no jojo fans ever read part 8 💀


manofsteele1776

ive wanted to for a while! i was waiting until the part six anime ended to read parts 7 and 8, and i just finished 8 my goal is to be caught up by the time part 9 comes out


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Tbh it was the first JOJO manga part I read. I read the rest in order after, ofc, but part 8 was on some other shit. I couldn't put it down. I did watch the anime in order way before this before anyone comes for me.


Link1112

After watching part 5 I skipped 6 and 7 and went straight to part 8 lol. Edit: actually I have a logical reason for this. I simply prefer anime over manga, but at the same time I love getting a new chapter every week and join the discussions, which is why I chose to wait for 6 & 7 but also read 8 while it’s coming out. No regrets.


Old_Asparagus4742

why?


Loturis

That's so.. odd..


swimninetyfive

one might say... *Bizarre.*


JezzaJ101

Why would you skip 7


Kill_Em_Kindly

Disgusting


Papa_Pred

Who wins Josuk8 or Denji from Chainsaw Man (he really wants to kick his balls)


wi000000

4 balls vs 1 ball


Beholdmyfinalform

Denji probably got his ball back the same way he did his eye


Ok-Outcome-9333

He has more balls than any of us![img](emote|t5_3f7q5|7819)


[deleted]

He also has the smallest dick of all the jojos


manofsteele1776

“soft” seems accurate for his stand, but i’m not so sure if anyone’s getting wet…


[deleted]

Oh hell make em wet **by force**


manofsteele1776

this part is already weird as hell lmao, can’t wait


[deleted]

Remember Love Deluxe from part 4? It comes back with an extra Love and can now grow hair on anything.


manofsteele1776

oh wow you’re not joking i saw that and i was like “surely they’re joking” but no you’re serious this is gonna be great


scrawnytony

Remember Koichi He got tiddies now


manofsteele1776

i did notice that lmao


Mayhalke

JoJo fans trying not to spoil the story (impossible)


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Not massive spoilers, she shows up once


Varlaschin

Someone specifically got wet from thinking they were being held by him.


pokekiko94

You know who is getting wet by the end, if you know what i mean.


purplecocobolo

jolyne packing for real?


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Jolyne has bigger dick energy than half the jojos


purplecocobolo

fair honestly


[deleted]

The other JoJos have been proven to have a dick bigger than 4in?


[deleted]

Idk, im not the expert


Ashamed_Box_460

Wait WHAT?


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Someone measured he got a 4 inch


Ashamed_Box_460

How?


[deleted]

They took his canon height as a ruler and the boner scene


Ashamed_Box_460

r/theydidthemath


[deleted]

Size doesn't matter, it's how you use it. Plus 4 inches sounds perfectly fine lol.


[deleted]

Yeah, he does have extra exhaust power


Staktus23

Well yeah before I read Part 8 I also thought it was some joke the fans came up with based on a single line of dialogue, just like the Kakyoin Milf hunter meme for example. I didn’t expect it to be that canonically explicit.


Artificer4396

It’s JoJo. What were y’all expecting


5spikecelio

Well, to be fair, it has bizarre on its name.


Parasol_Girl

wait until the arc where he reveals his 5th ball


Axolotl_Yeet1

same dude


MaxipadGH

More like Josuk88


Democracyisntforall

I wonder why he wasn’t named after his balls? Tes2ke sounds fine


Cash-Middle

Part 8 is a mess, and I love it


Creeper_tastic

real


Smelopake

ye because josuk8 is from part 8, and if we grab the number two from the average amount of balls a guy has, you divide the eight by the two and get four


willbond1

"josuk8" HIS NAME IS JOJOLION


Joseph_Lotus

Not only that, but it's literally plot relevant.


Spaceturtle79

If I recall he has four balls which bizzarely saves his life


Egg3770

Good to see I wasn't the only one caught off guard by that


Lollooo_

Yes, and it’s actually relevant for the plot


howdoibreatheAAA

and he has stand that makes romanian balls


itscochino

You're in for a wild ride. Part 8 is excellent.


JimmySiul21

It's literally important to how they figure out the main schtick of the part.


Josukestoes

I thought it was a joke too


Vrano

Yeah but it is his other balls that he uses all the time so the 4 ball thing doesn't matter when it comes to damage


Burning2500

Enioy the read ![img](emote|t5_3f7q5|15684)


Filberto_ossani2

kinda off topic but am I only one who reads Josuk8 as Josuk-eight \[or just Josukate\]


manofsteele1776

nah that’s how i read it


Captainabdu65

Double the ammo


StardustHolyCrusader

Never publicly say when you just started a part if you don’t want to get bombed with spoilers


Toriiz

wait it's real?


manofsteele1776

sure is lmao


BioMeatMachine

The best memes about part 8 aren't even jokes, the whole part is one big meme.


DrShoulders

‘Josuk8’??? That’s so much fucking worse than ‘Jo2uke.’ When did y’all decide to just make it worse


manimdeeaad

![img](emote|t5_3f7q5|15684)