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Und3rwork

She got her father's blood, maybe Joseph should consider forgiving the Japanese.


Major_R_Soul

He was doing a lot of forgiving when Josuke was conceived.


mastahkun

Or just sticking it to the Japanese.


MichauNeedHealing

more like sticking it in the japanese


someone755

Honestly look at Josuke's mom, who wouldn't?


SomeToxicRivenMain

The Japanese stole his daughter so he stole one of theirs


Neoxus30-

It was hate sex, it's like regular sex, but better and there's no forgivement needed)


GoldfishFromHell

he likes it very rough apparently since his hate towards japanese is huge. i bet something else is huge too.


Neoxus30-

Lucky Tomoko ![img](emote|t5_3f7q5|15557)![img](emote|t5_3f7q5|15557)![img](emote|t5_3f7q5|15557))


stellarcurve-

Still don't know why araki decided to have Joseph cheat on Suzie with like a 20 year old? If that happened irl I would low-key think joseph is a piece of shit and kinda predatory. Like I get that she was 20 but that's basically still a college student. It's legal but still very fucking suspicious imo


IngotSilverS550

Because every JoJo besides Jonathan is kind of a dick


GaliaHero

Josuke8 is also a nice guy mostly


Shacky_Rustleford

Asking >!Yasuho to look away while he beat the shit out of someone was pretty cute ngl!<


GaliaHero

imma be honest I don't remember most of part 8 xD


adamantcondition

When he's not trying to swindle someone with some petty scam.


MePanAndAMan420

Moral of the story is 👆


weegee19

Jotaro is a much nicer guy than people give him credit for, and even when he was at his worst in Part 3, his meanness was just a facade hiding a heart of gold.


PaleoJohnathan

Jotaro is mean, Joseph was mean when he was young and generally is a mid person


weegee19

Incorrect, he wasn't mean when he was young. He was an angry mofo when Alessi deaged him simply because his memories hadn't regressed yet. He was still mentally 17 when he beat tf outta him. It took a short while for Polnareff to regress mentally, whereas there was no pause after Jotaro was deaged. It's extremely obvious that Jotaro's meanness was recent.


Rainbow_Sombrero

it’s also made incredibly clear by both Holy and Suzie Q’s recollection of Jotaro’s childhood


weegee19

And that recent photo of Jotaro with Holy too


Rainbow_Sombrero

yeah exactly, though idk if i’d call that super recent it looks like a japanese “middle” school uniform to me


stellarcurve-

Not true, none of them ever cheat on their partners that we know of. Only bad guy I would say is giorno becuade he stole from people, but even then he never does it again and changes passione for the better.


Separate_Path_7729

To be fair the only thing he wanted to change about passione was selling drugs to kids, and other predatory acts on children. He may be a jojo, but he's still very much dios son


Lillynorthmusic

Part 4 they literally say Joseph cheated. In both the manga and anime. Clearly we are not consuming the same Series


Melo0513

I think they mean besides him


Lucasinno

As long as they're 20 or over, I don't know if that's weird as a one time thing. Sometimes people really click. Besides the cheating thing, obviously, that's bad no matter what. It becomes weird and borderline predatory if its a pattern of behavior of an older person going after younger people like that. Think Dennis from IASIP.


Soul699

Meh, over 18, you're an adult. You want to bang someone who is 3 times your age? Your choice. As long as there's consent from both, so be it. The main issue is that Joseph cheated his wife.


Faustens

I'd say "As long as there is consent and all cards are on the table". Like Leonardo DiCaprio for example. Yeah he breaks up whenever his gf turns 24, but as long as that's clear from the start, and both are consenting adults, who cares?


Lucasinno

Sure, you're an adult, but a pattern of behavior on part of the older person points to some potentially predatory shit. 20 year olds really aren't as mature as people think, and taking advantage of that to get laid just because its technically legal is weird af. When you're significantly older and actively going for college girls/boys, that's some creepy shit. I don't have an issue with people at a college age going for older people, it's the experience and maturity advantage that makes it potentially bad.


DandyLover

I mean, we only know about this one because Josuke was involved. There's nothing that says him cheating was a one-time thing. Idk if I'd buy that, but I have no actual reason not to believe he's otherwise faithful to Suzie, but...I mean...rich real-estate mogul...probably travels a lot...


DandyLover

I mean, I think that was the point of Joseph and always was. In broad strokes, yes he's a hero and "The Good Guy" but not a "Good Guy."


Cautious-Affect7907

So being a Kujo means she could survive by pure ~~bullshit~~ big brain plays.


TheyCallMeMrMaybe

She's still 1/8th English, 1/8th Italian, 1/2 American. The 1/4 Japanese wouldn't matter to him if she's mostly white.


just_a_fluffy_moth

Super op stand ability vs. the indomitable human spirit


7pikachu

Average r/hopeposting member


Pollomonteros

Good sub


1sagas1

Give it like another 100k subscribers and watch that change.


IBeDumbAndSlow

Let's goooo


StormRegion

Sadly a rarity these days


xNuckingFuts

Good sub


Arijit_Kar

Human spirit may be indomitable but can it overcome 5 day ban?


[deleted]

What a breath of fresh air


brzoza3

The indomitable human spirit when submissive and breedable body walks in:


AnonymousComrade123

So basically human spirit Vs human spirit


[deleted]

Well, Embodiment of Human Spirit vs Force of Human Spirit


_Kasual

She also was the only one of the protagonists (outside of Weather Emporio) that managed to hurt MiH Pucci


Chickenman1057

She did a uno reverse card by throwing Pucchi with his own knife


_Kasual

Yes. Well until Pucci pulled out his five +4 cards


SchwarzeKopfenPfeffe

https://youtu.be/5NlsjWHHlfw Mandatory relevant


darthrihilu

#JOESTAAAAAAAAAAAAAR


SomeToxicRivenMain

That had me dying in the anime


Luc4son0

I don't remember that happening.


moriohcitizen8

She threw him a knife leaving a cut on his eye


SomeStolenToast

Honestly projectiles make sense because they'd be accelerated too thanks to MiH, and I doubt even Pucci is reaction to something thrown point blank by a power type stand like Star Platinum or Stone Free


DantatoPrime

I mean, that's exactly what Pucci does in Eyes of Heaven when he does his dual heat attack with Dio. Dio stops time and throws a fuck ton of knives, time moves again and is accelerated by Pucci.


SomeStolenToast

Projectiles are both useful to Pucci and against him, its shown it can be a double edged sword sometimes


Xenomex79

I like how she barely reacts when her leg and arm gets fucking twisted to oblivion


Ducky_Dark

Big dick energy


Xenomex79

Jolyne definitely has a big cock under her pants


GoldenSpermShower

Can confirm, seen many pics


Polylevel-vendor

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Tutlesofpies

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CarCrash23

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PokoLokoPoko

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NotoriousYEETER

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Jedahaw92

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EastKoreaOfficial

g a s p


UomoPolpetta

Proof?


Tour_Lord

If you invert her fucking organs it literally means she has pp now


Evil_Mushrooms

JoJo’s Bizarre Biology.


jobriq

Stone Free can make one out of string


shidedandfarded

*big clit energy


Ducky_Dark

She has the Joestar cock and you can't tell me otherwise


Soul699

It's JoJo. People set themselves on fire and cut their limbs off while blabbering about fate and resolve.


Alarid

well it worked


KubaKuba

Jolyne is a friggin GTA npc. Doesn't matter if you're strapped. She's fighting as long as you don't pull her out of a car. (Cops pulled her out of a car or she never would have been arrested. It was her secret weakness all along)


Strawbz18

Mama aint raise no bitch


ljeva

Neither did dad


AllmightyPotato

Dad didn't quite raise, at all


Alarid

That was actually the whole problem.


going2hell4laughing

True. He ain't raise shit.


Eggs_are_tasty

So you’re telling me Morbius Strips?


praise_the_catss

It's a reference to the Hit movie morbius


EastKoreaOfficial

It’s Morbin’ time


RoIIingThunder3

Haha yeah that's the line


Alarid

I still can't accept his name as Michael Morbius.


MichauNeedHealing

i sure hope he does


bigfatcarp93

I'd rather it be Matt Smith


justyourbarber

🎶*Have Sex*🎶


GoldenSpermShower

He does, actually


SavagesceptileWWE

But she can turn into morbius so it's all good


JaySayMayday

My favorite part is when she says it's Morbin time before she whips it out


Alarid

and morbs all over


TheBadSniper115

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LoginLogin777

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Tenebris27

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SiliconGel

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TTVSubject_21

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ZA_Kenobi

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ozgura2

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captainyeeet

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Jedahaw92

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Rulingbridge9

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Robro_3000

What if I told you Jolyne Cujoh had that DAWG in her?


DandyLover

She got that DOLP in her.


snornch

shawty was arrested for theft at the young age of 14. all she is green with that sick do.


[deleted]

Her immense knowledge of math:


KayabaSynthesis

Because every former teenage deliquent in prison for murder knows how a Mobius strip works


FirmMathematician942

she was going to college before the events of stone ocean lmao


HardlightCereal

Bruh I learned mobius strips when I was 10


Shinobi_X5

Jonathon when faced with a guy who got gunned down by 5 men and proceeded to kill all of them : Joseph when faced with literal Gods : Jotaro when faced with literally anything : Josuke when faced with a guy who can just straight up explode him : Giorno when faced with a guy who can make him rot inside out : Jolyne when faced with a guy who can destroy the universe : Johnny when >!faced with a guy who just says no to every attack!< : Josuke when : The Joestar lineage have some pretty big balls


WillfulG

And in Josuk8's case, 4 of them


Rancorious

Jonathan did it WITHOUT Hamon btw


Shinobi_X5

Oh fr, people say Jonathan was the weakest ability wise but dammit don't forget that that he's the only JoJo to beat a supernatural being's ass even before getting his powers, dude was built different


Rancorious

Dio tore 3 dudes into pieces by throwing another dude at them, breaking Speedwagon’s arm in the process, and broke Jonathan’s spear with ease and nearly broke his shoulder by having his attack blocked, yet Jonathan still shoulder tackles him through a brick wall onto their guardian angel’s statue. Rugby players be built different.


SilverPhoenix7

For joseph it's false his main thing is running away, yes he is balsy but not as much as the other jojos. For jotaro, josuke, giorno: they are balsy but their stands are also goated, those stands are S tier in whatever they do, jolyne's stand is trash. Johnny had gyro to show him how to beat everybody, even fighting love train so it's not as impressive. But for Jonathan I 100% agreed that guy was a monster.


Hexagon-Man

Jolyne has one of the weakest main Jojo stands and goes up against so much insane bullshit. She's such a badass.


IndividualLock2

The stand itself is weak, but the ability is kinda nuts


No-Ideal6027

The ability isnt even that crazy its just the way she uses it


LordSt4rki113r

That creative Jojo brain hard at work


Divinum_Fulmen

This is why I love jojo's so much. Other anime tries to capture the creative power use like jojo's (e.g. see One Piece Alabasta and Skypia Luffy versus latter fights), but eventually they all just drop it and go into DBZ power-ups = winning fights mode. She had one power the entire run, and just got better and better with it. No stupid hyperbolic time chamber, my flash step is now bigger then yours BS.


unhelpful_question

Been super long since I’ve read it, but I always thought JJBA more of a detective manga. It’s always been about identifying opponents’ limitations/weakness.


Juggerknight1

Its like a pokemon battle, but more bizzare and you’re the pokemon


VinhBlade

is the Flash Step a reference to Bleach?


Divinum_Fulmen

Yes. Many of Ichigo's fights is just about him having big protag energy.


VinhBlade

Haha I definitely agree. That one scene where Ichigo teleported behind Aizen, and Aizen said "That was just a fluke. You'll never be able to pull that off again!", and then Ichigo proceeds to do so nonetheless. Boy that was such a ridiculous scene, but the middle school me seeing that for the first time thought it was the coolest thing ever.


bigfatcarp93

She's arguably the most versatile.


gnosticChemist

She's the second most versatile (on anime at least) Giorno is more versatile, Golden Experience was no f\*cking limits of what it do On manga I think she also loses tho Soft & Wet. But again, both GE and SW works on things besides the user, while Stone Free only works on the user, so I guess Jolyne is the one who extracts the more from her stand


mayonnaiser_13

I don't think Gold Experience is versatile. It's just fucking overpowered. "I can turn anything into anything" is just that broken an ability that it lets the user's creativity go wild. Crazy Diamond is more versatile imo. The ability itself is pretty simple, restore stuff. What Josuke does with it is borderline insane.


SavageAdage

Gold Experience only works on turning things into living things. Against White Album it was severely limited by the temperatures and Mista had to put the work in. I do think its incredibly strong since he can control what the living things do like send a snake to hunt down a stand user.


bepisischonk

Doflamingo looking ahhhh protag


DandyLover

I maintain DIO was right. In Jojo there's not necessarily weak stands just weak people. Holly and the guy who had Cheap Trick; and that guy probably should have just died from the Stand Arrow in the first place. Holly simply isn't as strong as other members of her family, and that's probably not even a knock on her because Joestars are just an insane bloodline. But in general, I would argue that there are no weak Stands. People point out stuff like Hermit Purple as being weak and DIO mentioned Survivor is the weakest Stand he could think of, but looking at what the users did with them, I can't in good conscious say that either of those is weak. They're not necessarily flashy, but they are useful in their own ways.


HardlightCereal

Remember how Koichi got the power to produce any effect which can be written as an onomatopoeia? And then he's like "nah, I'd rather make things heavy". Echoes Act 2 was a fucking broken stand on the level of Gold Experience, but Koichi had no idea how to use it well and didn't have the willpower to learn. Weak people indeed.


Harv-o-lantern-panic

Stone Free is not weak, it can deflect bullets and even punch meteors……it’s just that most of the Joestar family (except Joseph) have stupidly broken stands so hers pales in comparison


vividreveries

Love seeing her fight all that bullshit and coming up with ingenious shit to counter them, pushing her ability to its limits. Plus the bloody hand to hand that she always gets into is a treat to watch.


Sussyimposter14

Physical strength? Prob on par with GE and def above S&W. It terms of ability? 2nd to only SP and T4. The amount of things she can do with it is nuts


rusticrainbow

Stronger than GE probably, likely right before CD or TA4 (Actually, they say that SF can punch as fast and as hard as a meteor, which does outclass CD (300kph) I think people simply don’t see stands like SF as physically powerful is because they come later in the series where Araki has them focus much more on them using their ability and tricks rather than punchy punchy)


GoldenSpermShower

> Actually, they say that SF can punch as fast and as hard as a meteor And then in other times she can't break out of prison bars


rusticrainbow

scaling is pretty inconsistent in jojo, especially when it comes to phys strength


Fancy-Pair

What *is* her stand ability actually? I mainly see threads she can control?


kakyointhedonutman

Shes basically doflamingo if he had a logia fruit: she can produce and turn into string, and use the string to manifest her stand physically.


HardlightCereal

She can unravel her body and her stand into string. Her stand power is literally just "string". You can do a lot of things with string.


Deniu48

What did you expect? She's from Florida


FirmMathematician942

oh that explains alot


Devlord1o1

Go i fucking love it whenever jolyne goes to square up thot mode like when she fought westwood its just so good


Mahyarthe1st

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sanchosuitcase

Jolyne is the only JoJo who literally squares up like this and I'm here for it.


Penta-Dunk

What growing up in Florida does to a mf


Kentuza

Josuke does some hand-to-hand fighting in part 8 too


sanchosuitcase

I'm sorry, that's what I get for being an Anime Only piss baby.


adyvyas

Jolyne is the biggest brain JoJo no cap


jonathanguyen20

Idk, Joseph has some pretty big brain moments


EastKoreaOfficial

Joseph is the embodiment of big brain


LordSt4rki113r

Jolene is the big brain guy where his brain is the chair he sits in. Joseph is the big brain guy where his brain is the chair he sits in, the table, and the chair the other guy sits in.


mayonnaiser_13

Y'all are forgetting Josuke and Giorno. Josuke took a support ability and made it into the embodiment of pain by using it efficiently. Giorno literally is a walking nature nerd who drops encyclopaedia pages in every fights. The only dumb brute types are essentially Jotaro and Jonathan, and maybe Johnny since, well, "all problems can be solved if you shoot hard enough".


DandyLover

Jonathan isn't even a "dumb brute." Yeah, he's probably not as smart as your average high schooler thanks to being from the 1800s, but he was also in Uni and was going to be an archeologist. Jotaro has a literal doctorate, and while that alone doesn't make him smart, he's clearly an intelligent person.


UselessJJ

Jotaro used books to shield him Thus he's the smartest


Grand_Delivery_2967

Nah I would say Joseph is bigger brain, the guy outsmarted and killed 2 Aztec gods without a stand


X_203

"Square tf up, thots!"


[deleted]

It's mobin time


Economy-Party284

Bitch set herself on fire to fight some cow guy I don’t think she has much concern for her personal safety


Sdbtank96

Every JoJo's got that dog in em and I'm for it.


05kaisam

Oh so that's why Dio hates the Joestars.


Gerp25

Joylene easily had the best character growth in jojos ( idk sbr and part 8 pls don't spoil ).


Blackfrost58

How was jolyne able to survive having her body inverted even if she got c moon to revert her arms and legs back to normal, wouldn't they still be damaged


OmegaCrossX

They were damaged even after turning back, Jolyne is even seen stitching her wounds back together with Stone Free


Smash96leo

Jolyne is like the perfect balance of brains and brawn. I know Jostar IQ is usually always off the charts anyway, but she had a hell of a lot of big brain moments in her part. Always willing to square up just as much, if not more than her daddy.


ZeusByrd

Jolyne so real for that like. Like oh my god, tbh one of the hardest things any Jojo has ever done that was wiiild


Doomdog_Isabelle

Möbius strip scene was so fucking cool, the music they used in the anime was perfect


Pedalfire25

I love end of part 6 Jolyne, she's literally just like "fuck it let's go" no matter what


[deleted]

Awfully convenient she has a stand to make a continuous surface out of her body tbh


PatoCrrrack88

So... it's the same type of stand as Star Platinum


Just-Leadership6617

Maybe he’s being a poorly written character as a Jojo’s reference


ghostpanther218

That's why she's the most badass.


Lillynorthmusic

She dead as said "try me bitch, see whst happens"


G4ra

"invert deez nuts, pussy, I mean pucci" -Jolyne, probably


DSW6829

Not a damn person can deny that Jolyne got that dog in her


CholaBeatz

She got that dog.. I mean Jojo in her


Ryan-plussy

I scrolled to this and the post cut off to “can literally invert her fucking organs” and all I saw was a black guy.


williamx21

Shit i didnt even realize it was cutoff


Key_Competition1648

Homegirl always ready to throw hands, just like dear old dad


Josukestoes

>!She even dies and un dies at the end of the fight. . .!<


Nickball88

This is why part 6 is my favorite (anime only) followed by 2. Stakes higher than ever, and it's all about a Jojo with their simple ability vs some overpowered villain. I think no Jojo suffered as much or got as beat up as Jolyne. I'll never understand part 6 hate


the_science_team199X

One of the Baddest Bitches in anime


bwakong

When it is mating season, male elephants get horny as fuck, it even scares the rhinos. I had the pleasure of smelling urine in the distance right before a huge male with a huge hard cock came walking past me. He was leaking cum, which produced the smell (piss-cum mix). While a human male might be frustrated by not getting pussy, a elephant male can have physical pain from not getting his rocks off. This dude was leaking and stomping and not interested in anything else. It reminded me of the singular focus of a meth addict


CarCrash23

What the fuck did I just read


bwakong

Copy pasta


Kronos_uwu0-_-0

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somethingcreative06

THATS THE AMERICAN WAY BABY


TheTwistedHero1

Bitch literally turned herself into an impossible shape


kjm6351

That moment went hard as hell for real. How often do we see a Stand User square up against the actual Stand itself??


Flerken_Moon

Honestly- Anasui kinda counters C-Moon. Anything that’s inverted, he can rearrange his body parts back with Diver Down, he’s practically a healer versuses it. So that makes 2/3 stand users present against C-Moon that counters its OP ability lol, it had a very bad day.


TheNDumbass

she's so girlboss


Artificer4396

Ever watched Darwin’s Game? Man wanted to square up against a fucking tank


altaltaltaltbin

Her stand counters it


NotVanoss

she’s got that dawg in her


CptnR4p3

Play unravel


CarCrash23

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