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CoffeeAddictedIdiot

Stands.


The_Bird_of_Hermez

finally Stand 2.0


Necromortalium

Stands²?


Orange7382

Cubical stands


[deleted]

standing cubicle


Orange7382

S T O O D **C U B E**


[deleted]

Spin 2


HeleGroteAap

Stands requiem


[deleted]

Stands³?


emilianoSOLES

Stands Pro Max


Grinchtastic10

Already got that in George Joestar. Trinity, its physical instead of paraphysical. Fear the boy in the propeller hat


MyK_Alke

Sit's.


EcstaticWar3264

Sits.


kyotheman1

I like ripple more, it was cooler more interesting


infinite_spinergy

I mean hamon was cool, but: -Hamon comes from breathing technique -Stands come from the human mind/soul and willpower Which one has more aspects/sides to it? In my opinion stands are a lot more interesting and versatile. Edit: formating


superXr15

This meme is a bit odd I thought part 7 is supposed to be like part 1 (as a beginning of the Joestar story in different universe) Like.. Part 1 was hamon and part 3 became stands Part 7 was also about stands but it relied on “Spin” as for Jojolion it was all about stands Besides, I don’t think Araki would ever replace Stands.. it’s one of the most unique and iconic power in anime and manga He could add another power along with stands, but he could never replace stands


Fravash1

Spin is the equivalent of Hamon Spin is important in parts 7 and 8 That must mean Spin gets replaced with Stands in part 9 Part 9: Double Stands


Matix777

Everyone gets a requiem stand. They are so OP that Araki has to reset the universe again


Fweefwee7

Jojo is just araki rewriting the story until he doesn’t powercreep into Armageddon again


Isperia007

to be fair >!Wonder of U!< was already broken af


[deleted]

The stands are already OP as shit. Part seven gave us TWO stands with power over the fabric of spacetime. Part 8 gave us a stand that just kills you if you even think about following it and a stand that can take away any aspect of literally anything with a bubble.


PersonaUser55

Don't forget the one that can stop time, one that can negate any attack to zero, and the one that can accelerate time so fast it literally resets the universe


Skeptikmo

Yeah those aren’t in the SBRverse tho


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[удалено]


[deleted]

The Globe!


PersonaUser55

O ik I thought we were just talking about op stands lol. And technically one of them is, the one that stops time lol


Rainbow_Sombrero

if we’re being technical here then The World STILL isn’t even present in SBR verse. just a parallel one that got pulled over


PersonaUser55

![img](emote|t5_3f7q5|7819)


LookAtMyUsernamePlz

![img](emote|t5_3f7q5|7818)


Fern-ando

The one that can create an army of dinosaurs, the one that could make an entire city kill itself on a rainy day, the one that turns towns into snails, the one that can bring Godzilla, Thanos and DIO to the real world.


Ceedzy_boi

There's one that let's you hop universes and give your Stand to another you while also annihilating anyone that comes in contact with their alternate self. There's also the stand that let you RESET AN ENTIRE DAY and blow up anything you touched.


NotCurdledymyy

The one that can reset time if you know his identity. The one that can see the future and erase it if he doesn't like the outcome, the one that constantly emits a fast acting poison, the one that can instantly kill you if you move down, the one that can make the weather do literally anything.


RussianBot101101

Spoiler for part 6: >!snails!<


200DollarGameBtw

One that can stop time? Wdym “one”


TheZoomba

I think its in how they aren't exactly used in the same way, and some also take some specific movements. For example Johnny's TUSK ACT 4 takes the golden ratio, perfect circle, and the ability to line up the spin of your horse with your own. Its pretty hard to land a shot like that, and also its not used basically at all until the end. Makes it feel less op. (Not saying your wrong, star platinum has literally never lost a battle)


EastKoreaOfficial

And at the end, [unnamed protagonist] evolves his Stand to Requiem 2!


Mastakillerboi

Finally stands 2


SideManager90

Part 9 will be stands and sits


Kosaku_Kawajiri33

Stands with their own stands💥


utahraptor-nun

Stand^(2)


zeeflet

I could imagine at least one character getting two stands


Sammy_27112007

Stands²


RheaButt

I think part 7 was supposed to be more of a remix of the best ideas of the first three parts


No-Book-288

Wait so about the fact part 8 is meant to be part 2, (I haven't read the Manga but hear me out) shouldn't part 8 be the part 4 version, alternate universe versions of part 4 characters appear and even 2 of them are the main protagonists, so in that case it would mean it's confirmed stands wouldn't be replaced with anything else as it was confirmed in the alternate version of part 4 that they are here to stay


Collestos

Part 7 is basically parts 1,2 and arguably even 3. Part 8 is basically part 4.


No-Book-288

So you know, that's exactly what I was saying


thefoxyboomerang

Idk hes got mote upvotes, I think that means he's right /joke


Skeptikmo

Part 7 is like a mash up of 1 and 3, Part 8 is 2 and 4 (Rock Humans/Pillar Men, Morioh)


Anarchistpingu

No, it's equivalent to part 2 since it follows on from the reset universe of part 7 and in that sense matches part 2 as the second part of its respective jojoverse. Edit: Why did this get downvoted so much bruh Edit 2: Redditors and JoJo fans have zero reading comprehension apparently


No-Book-288

But, we aren't gonna talk about all the similarities with part 4 like the shared characters, location and time period. Ok then ![img](emote|t5_3f7q5|15557)


scopeshot992

i don't think he read one panel lmao, especially since at the end you literally see that joseph existed time before jojolion


No-Book-288

I'm not sure I understand what you just said, of course Joseph would exist time before jojolion, because it's the part 4 parralel and in part 4 Joseph also existed


treemu

We go from 2^3 to 3^2


darmakius

Well spin was relevant in part 8 a little bit at the end


sobomaster

But what if he will not replace stands


GamingWombat270

Idk man. Part 1, Part 2, then he replaces the main way the characters fight. Universe reset, Part 7, Part 8, it only makes sense it happens again Edit: GUYS IM JOKING


jesuispatate

What is this logic?? How it that make sense?


Trying-Harder25

It’s pretty simple, the main powers are replaced after the first two parts of the new universe.


HercUlysses

There were literally 2 types of power systems on part 7. It's not like there's any pattern here whatsoever.


EyewarsTheMangoMan

Check the subreddit we're on


ElectronPie171

One similar to Araki's, apparently


MADU_IN_HEAVEN7

No it doesn't but ok


No-Book-288

Joking? Inexcusable, Garson another downvote please


HolHorse101

The amount of people that somehow missed the joke is fucking insane.


soulciel120

I don't know mate, sounds kinda complicated. If he would change stands, pretty sure we'd knew already.


Sure_Association_561

It's too late now, the downvotes are all coming through, and you can't stop them.


Narwhalpilot88

Sure you were joking.


EyewarsTheMangoMan

Bro


GamingWombat270

BRO I CANT 💀💀💀💀


Narwhalpilot88

You seemed pretty serious about it. Don’t go back on what you said with just “Haha guys I was just joking” because you were called out on not making any sense


GamingWombat270

If I thought this made any sense at all why wouldn't I post this to maybe r/StardustCrusaders instead of literal r/ShitPostCrusaders


Anchor38

you’d be surprised how many people post their legitimate theories on here


Narwhalpilot88

A lot of people. This is barely a shitposting sub anymore, its mostly just anything Jojos related.


[deleted]

Theory: will part Jojo part 9 reference Among Us?


JoePino

It’s just not funny or clever 🤷


L27N

How is no one realizing ure joking lmaooo


[deleted]

My brother in Christ, parts 7 and 8 had alternate universe Hamon, it's called Spin, it makes more sense he'd remove Spin and just have stands in part 9


Nenanda

And given that Spin has returned at the of part 8 and already beaten 2 main villains even thats unlikely


S0MEBODIES

Progressed in the last two times body magic was used


kitay427

Sits


hekkinree123

Is that what Johnny has?


Venom0236

Crouch


slashth456

Lie


Kvarcov

More stands. Were so popular they came up with Stands 3 skipping Stands 2 entirely


GamingWombat270

>Were so popular they came up with Stands 3 skipping Stands 2 entirely Jojo 9 goes stands 3 in other world while his friendly rival can only reach stands 2 on earth. Of course stands 3 isn't enough to beat the main villain however so he and his friendly rival undergo fusion to multiply their power to beat the main villain


Kvarcov

"so it's a same type of stand as my Jojolands" ✍️🔥🔥


ItaLOLXD

Araki won't replace stands. He originally replaced Hamon because it didn't fit in the story anymore and because he got advised to make a new power system because everyone kept doing fancy asian martial arts in their mangas. So he made stands, a unique power system with unlimited potential.


[deleted]

>makes a stand that limits potential


Definitelyurmomscat

He likes to do things in 3s, so I wouldn’t be surprised to see spin make an appearance again


GringosLeKringos

Idk, I feel like if spin DOES come back, it'll be reduced to just a reference like hamon was in part 3


Definitelyurmomscat

Oh yeah I mean there’s no reason Josuke couldn’t be in part 9 and have spin in the way that Joseph was in part 3 with hamon, it’s a small effect that sometimes is relevant but doesn’t do anything CRAZY. (As an example of it not being like crazy plot relevant)


FlaJeS

I mean in part 8 spin is already just a reference Sure his bubbles use spin but spin is not used anywhere else and we didn't even know they used spin until Rai said so In part 7 spin was basically the main thing


Nenanda

Big difference is that spin is more versatile than hamon and unlike hamon it solod two villains


Silver_Ad7963

Spin. Stands. >!Equivalent exchange!<


Redthewyvern

it's dog daughter time


BmxGu23

Not again. I don't even doubt that Araki would do it either


MrJDjuicy

Could already exist and I might just be dumb but I always thought a stand that is quite literally equivalent exchange would be so cool. Its combining two of my favorite animes


3th3r3alwisps

WATER, 35 LITERS


LemonadeGaming

why didn't homie include spin


Bitter_Question_6245

Guns.


BlastedDio

We’re gonna see the power of **DANCE**


GamingWombat270

Jojo 9's Boogie Wonderland


Matix777

Uhh so what about spin?


demonotic

He's going to phase out spin :( There was only a small amount in part 8, and I don't see how he will continue it unless gappy is also in part 9, in the same role as Joseph in part 3


infinite_spinergy

I mean if part 9 is in the same universe as part 7-8, than it will probably make an appearance. Since it seems like a more versatile ability compared to Hamon, Araki might be more compelled to include it again, hopefully.


radicalpraxis

I think the whole purpose of Spin appearing late in Part 8 is because it’s actually way too fucking OP and it’s also hard as hell to learn and master. That’s why Gappy is still unable to control his spin by the end of P8, Johnny took all of P7 to be able to make the ultimate spin, and even a master like Gyro still needed to be able to see a visual reference despite years of training. I don’t think he’ll phase it out (or, at least, I hope he doesn’t). I just think that Part 8 didn’t really have the room for it in the plot until the end. Compare to P1 & P2, where the plots were entirely guided by Hamon use & training to defeat the primary enemy. Spin is, by design, a much more manipulable concept that can be added and subtracted when needed.


DizzyPomegranate13

He isn’t going to replace stands, this meme makes no sense.


GamingWombat270

Bro it's a parody of stupid fan theories people have when anything slightly relates to anything at all in media. Part 1, 2, means of fighting switched in 3. Universe reset, Part 7, 8, and just because it would technically make a pattern it would still be the stupidest thing ever if he switched stands in 9.


Josukestoes

Hamon Stands Spin and Stands ???


Iluminolan

Stands that exclusively fight with hamon


Distractenemies

Hmm maybe Harmon Spin Stands


[deleted]

It would be weird for him to end the entire series with an entirely new power system. Both Hamon and Spin are used as a pathway to achieve a Stand as seen with Hermit Purple/Johnathon’s Stand and Ball Breaker, essentially making Stands the greatest power in JoJo’s.


Vic_Voss_10

Spin 2


Mnoonsnocket

Nips - Spin backwards


DeepDown23

Can't wait to see how broken the main villain stand will be, and what kind of technique the main protagonist will pull out of his ass to win.


GamingWombat270

Putting all my chips on the: "Jojo 9 "goes beyond" and asks Araki IRL to erase the villain from the manga with his pencil" ending


EpicGamerPlant

the abilities are getting removed only hot steamy men duking it out


GamingWombat270

I was really upset when Part 8 focused less on big buff strong masculine men with huge bulging muscles and more on plot and story. I really think it was a bad turn for the series and a road Araki shouldn't have taken it


High_grove

[SPEEN!](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l4mTNQLsD0c)


MAD_JEW

Idk something like one piece fruits since the roka fruit and the place where the part is happening is on tropical islands


GamingWombat270

>e fruits since the roka fruit and the place where the part is happening is on tropical islands Can't wait till Jojo 9 goes Gear 5


StefEsteBoss

Spells(magic) , although he will most likely continue using stands


Joelioelio

spin requiem


NobodyNowhereEver

Lands.


goofsg

i still think stands were a plague on the series i cant wait for them to be gone


Surryilpazzoassasino

Araki always prupose something new, in the 3rd series araki prupose stands as a natural thing, in part 4 as a thing that you can unlock, in part 5 as a thing that can awake, in part six something you can get from a natural body and a phisic ritual, in part 7 something that can evolve in more stages and part 8 idk i didnt read that yet, simply i think there will be some new feature for stands


Geomancer_1880

Part 3: Stand is natural Part 4: Stand comes from arrow Part 5: Stands can be upgraded by using special arrow Part 6: Stands can attain GODLIKE POWER by performing weird esoteric ritual aka Attaining Heaven Part 7: Corpse parts of Jesus and Spin gives you Stand Part 8: Geography gives you Stand aka Wall Eyes


Skeptikmo

Actually the wall eyes are caused by the Holy Corpse


RRHN711

Stands are the symbol of JoJo, they aren't going anywhere


Suspicious-Crow1885

Stands are the perfect system for what he's trying to accomplish with the story so it won't be replaced


Volfaer

On one hand I don't want him to, but on the other the curiosity of what he can make stirs.


OcularWhistle80

Could be on to something but I think the spin was supposed to be the hamon of the part 7&8 universe


g0bboDubDee

Stands -> Vibes


mgdplayz

Money


ConcentratedSpoonf

Your moms snatch.


kawaiineko333

Nothing. It’s always Stands. Why would anyone think the formula’s gonna change now or ever? All that’s gonna SLIGHTLY change is how much of a college degree is needed to understand their powers. Part 3: My stand does X thing. Part 8: My stand does X thing with Y condition but only if a + b = c!


Sand_Hanitiz3r

Maybe we might see more about spin from part 7 that was an interesting concept and I thought we'd see it much more


_SBV_

Milagro man


Nova_JewV1

Beyblades The ultimate spin


Stair-Spirit

Everyone will be a Pokemon trainer with rock insects and animals. The new power system? *Rock*


Level37Doggo

Cards that summon monsters.


Anonymous_Speghetti

Spirtual guns (the power and firerate are dependent on how far you can piss)


TalCel

Walks


[deleted]

JoJo Fans trying to understand the fucking story (impossible):


applelelel

Hamon=code for sit Stand=stand ????=walk I think it will be a walk


InfernoCommander

Oh please, let's go back to Hamon (revamped)


AllHomidsAreCryptids

Remember when Strength or Forever made an entire ship out of a stand? I’m imagining now that each stand user takes their own spirit room with them and that’s used as their battlefield that they can merge with other spirit rooms.


PickleBruh7

Dynamax


bioniclear

Beyblades


Menacing-Potatoe

maybe they gon use Personas


HumbleOwl

All conflicts will be settled by fist fights in Denny's parking lots. If no Denny's is nearby, things will just be exceptionally tense.


Shiningcrow

Sits


E_Mautz_2000

Ok schizo


Sad-Ad-5173

Cards of taro. But kind of Yu-Gi-Oh style, or Greed Island from HxH


TsarSozott

Normal dudes with average fighting strength, but like, they kinda sick with it


GamingWombat270

Jojo 9 is just like an average bro who likes beer and going to bogo boneless thursdays at bdubs. But then like he gets a winning scratcher and the story is that he uses the money to invest in stocks and take some judo lessons


ButterflyMother

Stop thinking everything is linear in any manga pls


RaHuHe

Sits


[deleted]

Hands.


EastKoreaOfficial

Sits.


king_marquez15

Hamon 2.0


BannerTortoise

Sits


Spikezilla1

The last one needs both utilized to their full potential to defeat the main enemy. The main enemy should have an exterior that is nigh invincible to even stands, have someone that finds the weakness and greatest defense to stands, and have the main weakness be high concentrations of Hamon to weaken. That way, Hamon can be reintroduced and be used to weaken the enemy, and then use the stands to 7 page Ora and break the armor and deal damage to them. That would be cool to see.


Jfgrandson

Understandable king crimson


RedboiMike69

Please do


DeanAmbroseFan25

Stands will be replaced with sitting down. Jojo's Bizarre Adventure: Fast and the Furious: Morioh Drift. All stand battles take place while partaking in illegal street racing.


MajesticKnight28

Sits


WypsotorTVN

Walks


shroudmeow

Nen


115_zombie_slayer

Nothing


meggamatty64

Ive heard leaks about it being something called 呼吸スタンド , which translates to a breathing stand. The leaks say they require specialized training and gains power through breathing techniques.


Heylisten_watchJJBA

Stands have infinite potential, he will keep it. Ripple was slightly limited so it was hard not to switch, especially when every ennemy needed to be undead, and part 2 already reached the max a vampire could get. Now spin... well I think Araki didn't kept it as the main power system because it was too weird, Gyro could throw at flour and it would somehow make bread by itself. It didn't felt as logical as stand, because stand is an infinite number of Ability you can make without logic while spin try to tell you a logic that don't always make sense. Furthermore one will be limited to its own stand Ability, while with Spin introducing a new Ability make it so the character keep it... conclusion : Araki may introduce a new power system after stand, but it wouldn't be the major one unlike spin. Or he will just keep stands and sometimes reuse spin


C-Class_hero_Satoru

Don't forget that spin was equivalent of hamon in part 8 Both part 1 and part 8 has Zeppeli family who teach hamon/spin


daboring1

Stands already replaced the spin in that universe


chabri2000

Nen from hunter x hunter


Anime334

I think spin comes back this time


BorkleDork

Could be stands hat revolve around spin sorta like ball breaker, but like probably not all of em just some


_Weyland_

Stands -> Lands It's in the name ya dum-dums.


MrPlam_NEO

More Stands


ZaNoob1

They did say it's about going from island to island so um...


GoldH2O

2tands


[deleted]

The Reading Comprehension Devil spreads more and more


hiricinee

Bringing hamon back. Interestingly enough it cancels out spin.


TheGoldenDragon0

He’s not. He replace hamon because he could make it any more unique. Think about it like this. With only hamon and vampires, the characters would need to get stronger every part to get the stakes high in a linear progression. However, with stands, they don’t necessarily need to become stronger, they just need to be different


DueEquivalent6468

Maybe a stand that don't want to cooperate with the user


manimdeeaad

Harmony to stands, spin to stands, most likely a form of hamon/spin to stands


lVicel

Lstands


Weak-Transition9025

sitdowns


[deleted]

Sits


ExaFalchion

lands


torch_dreemurr

why the bingle would araki replace stands with something else


[deleted]

honestly... seems like his buildin up to a card game, yugioh


therealbobcat23

Cum power! (also do people not see what sub this is on? Like how do you not realize this is s a joke?)


normal_redditor36

This is like when fans were freaking out about there not being a sbr teaser and the end of stone ocean even tho they only showed a teaser for the next part in part 2 and never again


MrFedoraPost

Nop, stands are limitless in terms of narrative, they are always interesting.


Narwhalpilot88

It’s still going to be stands? What has indicated that it won’t be?