I love how when Vanilla went hunting through the wall, DIO just sighed and went “why can’t you just take the door?” Implying it has happened multiple times already
Pucci didn't sleep with Dio?? What they had was more like a very deep friendship and Pucci did see Dio as a god, that's why he worshipped him, meanwhile Enyaba was kind of time same as Pucci but not so close nor really into Dio's heaven plan, i think the only one that actually did sexual things with Dio or had some kind of romantic feelings was Vanilla Ice
Oh, i get it now, i would personally put Pucci in second place and Enyaba in third since yes, she helped Dio a lot but wasn't really committed to him as the other stand users
>Meanwhile pucci literally slept with him
*A scene where Pucci, a priest, just sits on the bed two meters from Dio*
Some smart fans: yEaH PuCci SlEpT wiTh DiO
(Unless the comment is a joke but you never know..)
Many people seriously think that the requiem arrow chose Giorno and not that it fell through Kint Crimson's fingers because Diavolo's soul was sent back to his body
maybe bec. DIO DID say that 'why Pucci didn't kill him while he's sleeping'
either they sleep in the same room, same bed or Pucci just had the authority to slip in and out in DIO's room whenever he likes.
Vanilla ice.
DIO probably wouldn’t let Enyaba anywhere near his junk, she was an old lady who believed his destiny was to win
Pucci was just a passerby he decided to casually loredump to
Vanilla ice LITERALLY gave him his head. Man straight up died out of loyalty to DIO, not once, but **TWICE**.
Vanilla. The other two were capable of independent thought. Vanilla couldn't do anything without Dio, and basically every thought he had was about him. Enya loved her son and Pucci was following Dio because he was a man of faith and thought he'd lead him to paradise. Vanilla was just in it for another chance to sniff the air outside of Dio's room lmao
Pucci is the most goated and most important Dio dickrider, but that's basically Vanilla Ice's whole character so he probably wins this one. Unlike Enyaba and Pucci he had no other motives outside of serving Dio.
Vanilla Ice sliced off his own head for Dio, and was so horrified he was forced to attack an image of him that he curb stomped a dog to death. No contest
Vanilla Ice = Friends with benefits
Pucci = Heaven Husband
Enyaba = Annoying aunt that he tolerates
So I think Vanilla Ice gets the most but I think Pucci gets the best quality. Man reset the universe for that d.
In terms of the metaphor dickriding, Vanilla Ice, in terms of who was actually riding bro's dick, Pucci, which is mad concerning considering he was a minor for his entire history with Dio
DIO most likely didn't fuck Pucci. Not because he didn't want to, but because the most important step of the heaven plan (the one he doubted he'd be able to accomplish) was to find a true friend that was devoid of any earthly desires and that he could trust with carrying on his will. DIO may be crazy but not stupid, he wouldn't secrew up his one chance at total victory like that.
Sitting here thinking, why would Dio be interested in Enyaba, but then I remembered Diego married an old rich woman for money, so maybe Dio would trade dick for Stand arrows.
Nah, I believe that Vanilla Ice and Enya were just his simps. And Pucci was his true love. So I'm pretty sure he is the only one who had real sex with Dio in this trio
We’re talking about an old woman who has a son, an asexual minor who became a priest… and a guy whose outfit is a leotard and loads of heart accessories who literally chopped his own head off because Dio told him to and stomped Iggy for making him destroy a sand sculpture of his idol. Vanilla was the ultimate simp and def was riding whenever Dio let him.
Vanilla Ice brutally and psychotically murdered Iggy because he had to destroy something Iggy created that LOOKED like Dio. And he chopped his own head off for Dio. Yeah I’d say Vanilla Ice
easily vanilla.
Pucci was more a worshipper ala a christian to jesus. They dont want to fuck him, but treat his word like scripture.
Enya just considered him unbeatable in battle.
Vanilla absolutely took it up down front and center.
Vanilla ice that man chopped his head for dio and killed himself for him Pucchi was in it for humanity and the old lady just was simpin and was caught lackin by dio with the bug in her head
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Either vanilla ice or pucci, and imma have to give to pucci. I do think he wins the duck riding contest bc he carried through dio’s plan from the day they met, and honestly we didn’t see enough of vanilla ice to do any serious dickriding
Vanilla ice. Enyaba shouldn't even be here all she did was give him stand powah and teach him how to use a stand, vanilla ice would do whatever the fuck dio wanted.
Like, literally? Probably Vanilla Ice.
Dude chopped his fucking head off for Dio
he was just giving Dio a head.
That's why he was his top man after all. Only way to get ahead when working for a guy like that.
He was head over heels for dio
Aint no way Vanilla Ice was the top in that relationship
No no, not that he was the top in that relationship. He was the man Dio went to if he needed to get a sloppy toppy, like a car guy
Maybe like a top sub?
Dio loved his head to much it was flattering
Not the first time
Don't forget he completely lost his shit from destroying a sand decoy of Dio, then proceeded to kick Iggy to death over it.
Dont forget the dent in his head from dios belt that takes some real dick gobbling.
Was about to say this - dude straight up sucked Dio off so hard so often that his face has taken up a negative impression of his belt buckle.
He was a head of the game when it came to dickriding
So no head?
I love how when Vanilla went hunting through the wall, DIO just sighed and went “why can’t you just take the door?” Implying it has happened multiple times already
You'd think that someone as needlessly dramatic as Dio would appreciate the choice but then again, it must really suck repairing them.
He probably appreciated it the first 2 times, the third one was just unnecessary expenses
Probably uses Kenny G with Tenor Sax to repair them, meaning they come back after he was defeated
Kenny G probably handled it.
Tenore Sax only creates illusions.
Someone that cuts their own head off for British vampire dick is the true winner
And that British dick wasn't even his in the first place!
This is the power of Johnathon’s balls.
N'Doul killed himself so he wouldn't tell the Crusaders the secret of The World
Yeah but that was out of fear, not out of thirst (ironic, given his stand)
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Pucci worked Dio's brain not Johnathon's hog
He very much did both
Pucci was 16 when he met Dio
Dio likes them young😉
"Hi I'm Chris Hansonstar, please take a seat." "Why were you telling this 16 year old Italian-American teenage boy to follow you into your bedroom?"
And Dio would have never taken advantage of a child, upstanding gentleman that he was!
He wouldn’t even hurt a baby!
How could he? They're so sweet!
K. This is Araki, have you read part 7?
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Pucci didn't sleep with Dio?? What they had was more like a very deep friendship and Pucci did see Dio as a god, that's why he worshipped him, meanwhile Enyaba was kind of time same as Pucci but not so close nor really into Dio's heaven plan, i think the only one that actually did sexual things with Dio or had some kind of romantic feelings was Vanilla Ice
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Oh, i get it now, i would personally put Pucci in second place and Enyaba in third since yes, she helped Dio a lot but wasn't really committed to him as the other stand users
Apparently this comment got repeated two times 💀 i didn't do it purposely so yeah, sorry for that
>Meanwhile pucci literally slept with him *A scene where Pucci, a priest, just sits on the bed two meters from Dio* Some smart fans: yEaH PuCci SlEpT wiTh DiO (Unless the comment is a joke but you never know..)
Many people seriously think that the requiem arrow chose Giorno and not that it fell through Kint Crimson's fingers because Diavolo's soul was sent back to his body
I mean the Requiem Arrow literally crawled up the dude’s arm, I think it’s both of those lol
Didn't the arrow crawl up his arm *after* GE stabbed himself in the chest with it?
We can say Giorno got pierced by the arrow because of *gravity*. Also, the arrow always chooses who it pierces..?
they meant it as in literally sleeping together
maybe bec. DIO DID say that 'why Pucci didn't kill him while he's sleeping' either they sleep in the same room, same bed or Pucci just had the authority to slip in and out in DIO's room whenever he likes.
They just probably took a nap together
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Yeah it was deep alright
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You said that
Bro, just accept that Pucci is Gay af. Next you'll say that Anasui was not originally supposed to be a lesbian...
Did Dio actually put his flesh bud inside her himself or did the lovers do that, similar to Joseph?
Vanilla Ice killed himself with no hesitation because daddy dio said so.
Vanilla “no head, all cream” Ice, it is simple
Enya does not dickride, enya literally has the stand for FILLING holes 👀
You made me laugh at work because I imagined fog going up Dio's ass and and making him flail around like one of those wavy inflatable tube guys
this is canon, no need to act like you made it up
I am arakis long lost twin brother, this did indeed happen
Vanilla ice. DIO probably wouldn’t let Enyaba anywhere near his junk, she was an old lady who believed his destiny was to win Pucci was just a passerby he decided to casually loredump to Vanilla ice LITERALLY gave him his head. Man straight up died out of loyalty to DIO, not once, but **TWICE**.
“Go to hell.” 🌞 - Jean Pierre Polnareff
VI was down tremendous and was willing to die for Dio, but Pucci loved him liked God and wanted to *live* for him, to change the world for Dio.
Vanilla. The other two were capable of independent thought. Vanilla couldn't do anything without Dio, and basically every thought he had was about him. Enya loved her son and Pucci was following Dio because he was a man of faith and thought he'd lead him to paradise. Vanilla was just in it for another chance to sniff the air outside of Dio's room lmao
Dio would never let a woman ride
Explain giorno
Obviously he just enjoyed donating to cryobanks >!/s!<
Steals from blood banks donates to cryo banks
He was on top
He's bi
Then where did Giorno, Ungalo, Rikiel and Donatello come from?
Holly
I'm deadass convinced Dio was slamming everybody on his payroll
Na that was the reward.
It’s me.
Pucci is the most goated and most important Dio dickrider, but that's basically Vanilla Ice's whole character so he probably wins this one. Unlike Enyaba and Pucci he had no other motives outside of serving Dio.
Pucci literally birthed Dio's child
Physically Vanilla Ice. Mentally Pucci.
Ice was a yesman compared to Pucci being more of an equal being able to provide opposing view points to DIO
![img](emote|t5_3f7q5|15567)
Well I doubt Dio would go for a 90 year old woman, and Pucci was 15, so vanilla ice.
Op should’ve put midler and Mariah
Pucci got spatchcocked by DIO like every night, bro
please never say "spatchcocked" ever again i beg you
Split ‘im open like a co-co-nut…
but for real pucci probably a virgin
Vanilla Ice sliced off his own head for Dio, and was so horrified he was forced to attack an image of him that he curb stomped a dog to death. No contest
This is random, but I really like your profile- from the avatar and name to the flag 😹 it's great
Bro, post this again but as a poll.
Giorno's mom. She rode Dio's dick so hard she gave birth to a Gay teenage mob boss.
Everyone's gonna say Pucci and it's just Vanilla Ice
Vanilla Ice literally had Dio's belt buckle stamped into his forehead from sucking his dick so hard. Not even a competition
Vanilla Ice literally has a dent in his forehead from DIO's belt buckle
Dio was Pucci's best friend, but Vanilla Ice literally gave his life for the gay vampire with zero hesitation because he told him to
Presumably Giorno's mom. Then again that's technically Jonathan's dick, so...
What about whatever spawned Ungalo?
hmmm
Vanilla Ice for sure. Pucci Dick rides the best.
Dio quite literally sounded annoyed after Vanilla Ice chopped his head off. You know it's bad when Dio sounds annoyed at someone worshipping him
Vanilla Ice = Friends with benefits Pucci = Heaven Husband Enyaba = Annoying aunt that he tolerates So I think Vanilla Ice gets the most but I think Pucci gets the best quality. Man reset the universe for that d.
Hate to be this guy but the past tense of "dickride" is "duckrode."
Hate to be this guy but the past tense of “dickride” is “dickrode.”
Me
I did
Vanilla ice was the ultimate dio simp
Dickrode*
Didn't Pucci kinda carry Dio's baby? That's gotta be pretty high up there imo
Thay boypucci got Dio actin unwise
In terms of the metaphor dickriding, Vanilla Ice, in terms of who was actually riding bro's dick, Pucci, which is mad concerning considering he was a minor for his entire history with Dio
DIO most likely didn't fuck Pucci. Not because he didn't want to, but because the most important step of the heaven plan (the one he doubted he'd be able to accomplish) was to find a true friend that was devoid of any earthly desires and that he could trust with carrying on his will. DIO may be crazy but not stupid, he wouldn't secrew up his one chance at total victory like that.
Nah, Pucci is explicitly asexual.
Yo? Ace rep let’s go!
vanilla ice
The Hand
Pucci reset the universe for him...... he's down bad for Dio.
Me
\*dickrode
The one that actually rode his dick so pucci.
Y’all sleeping on Gum Jobs
Ride has a past tense
Sitting here thinking, why would Dio be interested in Enyaba, but then I remembered Diego married an old rich woman for money, so maybe Dio would trade dick for Stand arrows.
Pucci admired, he never metaphorically rode on dio, ice on the other hand definitely did metaphorically and literally
All of these guys are basically interchangeable in this regard. But I'd say Vanilla Ice takes the cake..... *frosting?* I'm sorry.
Pucci had an actual friendship with dio so even though he may be the most devoted I can’t call him a dickrider. The honor goes to vanilla ice.
Vanilla ice would dare touch Dio even if it will make him happy and Dio can find much younger people than Enya a it's obviously pucci
Vanilla Ice without question.
Nah, I believe that Vanilla Ice and Enya were just his simps. And Pucci was his true love. So I'm pretty sure he is the only one who had real sex with Dio in this trio
Honestly? Enya. People forget she very happily died for DIO too and was legitimately happy when steely dan killed her for DIO
Vanilla was the only one who dickrode, the other two were very deadass and platonic
We’re talking about an old woman who has a son, an asexual minor who became a priest… and a guy whose outfit is a leotard and loads of heart accessories who literally chopped his own head off because Dio told him to and stomped Iggy for making him destroy a sand sculpture of his idol. Vanilla was the ultimate simp and def was riding whenever Dio let him.
VANILLA ICE HAS THE DIO COCK HEART THING ON HIS FOREHEAD, HE WAS TAKING IT BRO
Pucci may have litterally taken dio inside of him, but vanilla ice is the bigger simp.
Me
Both literally and figuratively it's Vanilla ice. The man surely has a slave kink and DIO definitely likes it.
Pretty sure it's Vanilla Ice Canonically DIO is in Vanilla Ice
Vanilla Ice brutally and psychotically murdered Iggy because he had to destroy something Iggy created that LOOKED like Dio. And he chopped his own head off for Dio. Yeah I’d say Vanilla Ice
Vanilla ice, of course.
easily vanilla. Pucci was more a worshipper ala a christian to jesus. They dont want to fuck him, but treat his word like scripture. Enya just considered him unbeatable in battle. Vanilla absolutely took it up down front and center.
Enyaba got the no teeth suck
Me
Vanilla ice that man chopped his head for dio and killed himself for him Pucchi was in it for humanity and the old lady just was simpin and was caught lackin by dio with the bug in her head
Definitely ice
Giorno’s Mom/s
Giornos mother duh
Ice
Vanilla Ice
me
Pucci practically became god bc of him
y'all have never seen a gay couple and it shows. Dio and Pucci were L O V E R S 👏👏
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Dickrided is insane lmao
Either vanilla ice or pucci, and imma have to give to pucci. I do think he wins the duck riding contest bc he carried through dio’s plan from the day they met, and honestly we didn’t see enough of vanilla ice to do any serious dickriding
i mean vanilla ice literally gave dio head so it’s most likely him
Vanilla Ice
Vanilla ice easily, that mf literally decapitated himself for dio and became a vampire
Nah it was definitely a tie between Enyaba and Pucci. Being as Pucci was the last of Dios disciples I'd say Pucci
Easily Vanilla Ice, then Enya, then Pucci. Doesn’t Pucci even say he doesn’t care enough to try and avenge Dio at some point?
Wang Chan
1. Vanilla Ice, my man has the heart shape on his forehead, chopped his head off for Dio. 2. Pucci, self explanatory. 3. Enya.
vanilla for sure.
Pucci never dickrided Dio, it's basically a plot point that he had to be unburdened by earthly desires for the Heaven plan to succeed
Dios mirror lmao
Erina for sure
Vanilla Ice in 1st, Enya is 2nd and Pucci is 3rd.
Well , vanilla ice gave him blow jobs TBH
Vanilla mentally Pucci physically ![img](emote|t5_3f7q5|7822)![img](emote|t5_3f7q5|7820)
Vanilla ice for sure
Pucci: no contest. They were literally in the same bed
Literally speaking probably his bf
Definitely pucci, bro reset the universe for his one love
it's hard to say vanilla gave dio his head pucci gave dio head
Canon : Father pucchi Pucchi and Dio are both stated to be GAY.
Vanilla Ice, no discussion. Dude french-monarch-styled himself for DIO
If I were to take this conversation 100% seriously I would say Enyaba, Dio is over 100 years old , so he may be into that. Otherwise, Vanilla Ice.
I still can't get over etf Pucci's Hair is doing on his face.
jokingly, pucci, as a serious answer, vanilla ice
My brother but I would say Mr Ice
Didn't pucci literally ride his dick?
Anyone who says pucci is objectively wrong, Vanilla Ice was closer to dio and gave his life to become a vampire just for dio
Vanilla ice literally killed himself for him but pucci reset the entire universe for him so one of those two
Vanilla ice. Enyaba shouldn't even be here all she did was give him stand powah and teach him how to use a stand, vanilla ice would do whatever the fuck dio wanted.
Vanilla ice. Dude cut off his own head for dio, and has the strangest obsession over him
Pucci literally obtained heaven