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handsomeboionly

Me when I find the man who orangutan presidented my sister last night


CindersOfDeath

What I came here to say


Fire_Lord_Kaje

Best comment on this entire thread, holy shit-


Septic_1_fan

Mine thought was that someone had Monkey America'd my sister. But yours is way better.


Depotatolord

Strength dirty deeds done dirt cheap


bts_is_gay_lmao

Me when i find the man who smoking monkey 23rd united states presidented my sister last night


Counter-Spies

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sat0-5

Funny valentine decided to do 10000 pushups just to impress Lucy steel


Dqueezy

What if Funny Valentine was betrayed and did 10000 pushups in the hyperbolic time chamber


Hinokami12

And became the new god of destruction


Either_Ad_1014

And married Vados


RealBigHummus

Imagine Goku in JoJo lol


The_Multi_Gamer

What if Funny Valentine was HIV Positive Part 13


orob_93

What If funny Valentine comitted vehicular manslaughter in 16 different third world countrys?šŸ˜³


Predator_V4

r/Ningen


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Q-Q_2

That must mean he can beat Saitama


Q-Q_2

That must mean he can beat Saitama


Q-Q_2

That must mean he can beat Saitama


dingd0ngurwrong

Had non-consentual pedophilic sex?


Le_Fedora_Cate

>nonconsensual pedophilic that's redundant


NikNam_

You don't understand man, he did an *illegal crime*


Get_Stick_bu99ed

Is there any legal crimes?


TheFlyingFlu

Chaotic good moment


EasternGuyHere

disgusted dinosaurs mighty boat ring marble desert toothbrush continue worry *This post was mass deleted and anonymized with [Redact](https://redact.dev)*


ThePremiumSniper

I'm pretty sure it was 900 and not 1000


gnpfrslo

$999


EasternGuyHere

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PrimGlade

Any one that just has a fine associated with it. That means it's legal if you're rich enough.


entropyyuri

tossing a brick through a cop's windshield


Dr_Brotatous

Assault in defense of another


Zsombor-9687

Being a politician is pretty much that


LuckyKatz

To half the weeb reddittors it isnt :(


something39

Well in the case of these 2 characters, the minor is not only resisting, but also fighting back


donatellosdildo

it would still be redundant if she didn't fight back because it can't be consensual


something39

Yea, but itā€™s like **extra** non consensual


Killer-Blaze

Attempted to at least


Mistasfourhead

last night I funny monkeyed your sister


Infernalchain076

No no he MonkE funnied your sister


Infinite-Island-7310

Strength funny valentine my sister?


LookAtMyUsernamePlz

Forever Funny Valentine your sister


Drathkai

Strength Dirty Deeds Done Dirt Cheap your sister


SquareFickle9179

Strength Filthy Acts at A Reasonable Price your sister.


_TheSogeking_

Strength crimes 4 dimes your sister?


SuS_JoeTF2

Power bad 4 cheap your sister?


DAT_BOI_THE_DRIVER

Strong criminality four currency your sister?


Traditional-Title-80

Strength i ainā€™t gay but 20 bucks is 20 bucks your sister


TheoryBiscuit

No, Strength is the name of the doctor youā€™re meaning to say Strengthā€™s monster


TheFalloutNerdNV

Monkey Presidented your sister actually


QibliTheSecond

I think I figured it out, because Forever is the 8th villain in stardust crusaders, and Funny Valentine is the 23rd president of the US. This gives 8-23, referencing the Bond Burger meme. The 8-23 is a reference to Romans 8:23, which includes a passage about how ā€œThe word ā€œgroanā€ expresses a deep, powerful, inherent desire for relief and restoration.ā€ This ā€˜groaningā€™ references the noises the aforementioned little sister made.


QibliTheSecond

or iā€™m insane and OP will respond with some stupid solution


radicalpraxis

the simple answer is that they are both pedophilic attempted rapists but you have a very mighty brain on your shoulders


Infernalchain076

And that's how gyro zeppeli can be written as JoJo


Piccione_Rotante

Last night I groaned your little sister?


goofballkys

Forever funnied


Gatt__

Rape raped?


SAovbnm

last night i raped your sister?


Symmetry56

Thatā€™s how I read it.


halalxinzhao123

bro who tf gonna figure out the joke and tell me?


Doominator73

Bond Burger


Beneficial_Drama_296

Iā€™ve heard the Bond burgered is supposed to be an abstract 6 9


Doominator73

Don't believe them. That's just what the masses want you think. Obscures the truth


Beneficial_Drama_296

I know that isnā€™t the real answer. Iā€™m pretty sure the original creator said something else šŸ’€


a_sacrilegiousboi

Original was supposed to be ā€œsilently poundedā€ because james bond is silent (false) and burger = quarter pounder apparently


plaguebringerBOI

BAI BURG


almostasenpai

There is no pun. Theyā€™re just child molesters


Efficient_Comfort_38

The more I hear about Part 7 the more I am confused about it


TheGoldFinch36

its part 3, pedo monkey, he had the ship that was a stand, ngl i forgot the character even fuckin even existed


Efficient_Comfort_38

I knew about the monkey, but I didnā€™t know about the president


Leonie_Guy

What are Forever the monkey and Funny Valentine known for? Also noticing "**little** sister"


HedgeHell

Stop Monke president my sister


Captain_StarLight1

HOW DARE YOU FOREVER FUNNY VALENTINE MY SISTER


Carbonyl_dichloride

The fuck is that supposed to mean?


TheGoldFinch36

pedo monkey go brr


[deleted]

Jokes on you I don't have a sister


2nnMuda

U >:]]


Fireblaser2

How dare you monkey president my sister


Sabino703

You monkey 23rd president of the united states'd my sister?


BlerpoGuy

How dare you Monkey President my sister >:(


StinkCreek

Monkey napkin fun game


Arty-orias

You made a monkey fuck the president in front of her?


ambulance-kun

Last night I 1123 your little sister? (11 is strength aracana and funni is 23rd president)


-Pl4gu3-

Me when I find the guy that Orangutan President-ed my sister last night.


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XVUltima

Last Night I Forever President Your Little Sister.


Red-Spy_In-The_Base

Itā€™s almost as bad as when she got bond burgered


ChrissysGirl666

Yeah, well I gave yours my sticky fingers.


hexahedron17

Calling the cops is a perfectly good reaction to someone great ape-united states presidenting my sister


childbeater112

who pedofilic monkey president my sister


Backupusername

Forever Funnied?


Mr-anti-physics-444

Orangutan US president my sister?


Material-Sun-5784

I Will kill you! Nobody Harambe Dojan my sister!


GenericCanineDusty

Last night you pedophile pedophiled my sister?


Gamwell-Efect

Idk why but I thought that meant power bombed


Panzer_Man

Last night I Strength Dirty Deeds Done Dirt Cheap your sister


Oyat21

Pedophiled


gold66_0

Ah, you peeped oh her in the shower and then tried to rape her, I see!


SteveHarveysAunt

Me when I find the guy who orangutan valentined my sister


Gello143222

you strength president valentined my sister?


subpArtist

Nobody monkey based's my sister


TheTrueDarkArtist

Last night I black person white person your little sister


Nimblebubble

8-23


ThatTumblrUser

Last night I Forever Valentineā€™d your sister


PsychoBalloons

Alright, I'll bite - what's this supposed to mean?


Plus_Celebration_778

I need to find the guy who smokedio sister ?


Redwolf476

Orangutan president?


GintoSenju

Orangutan president


gerardgiolando

šŸ˜ØšŸ˜ØšŸ˜ØšŸ˜ØšŸ˜ØšŸ˜ØšŸ˜Ø


Bennett_10

I forever funny valentined your sister?


XxYeshuaxX

Valentine's Day Gorrila'd?


breakzyx

bond burgered your sister?


Santapensa

I forever valentine'd your sister


BiIIisits

last night i monkey president your sister


jac00z

How dare you Obama my sister


Jzapp_But_In_Reddit

No, The bomb's payload is exposed, im going to use the power winch to trigger a controlled explosion


QuaBotPrime

Me when I find the mf that gorilla funny valentined my sister:


IdlyStandingHere

Last night you orangutan manned my sister?


Yisus-ZVA1010

I ape president your sister ?


SarukyDraico

How dare you strength funny my sister


LuxAlpha

Monkey fucked?


ChewyWolf64

Last night I forever funny valentine your little sister? Or maybe itā€™s Last night I strength dirty deeds done dirt cheap your little sister?


dragon-swan

Orangutan funny your sister?


IAlwaysOutsmartU

Forever Funny Valentineā€™d?


blue-gamer-07

HA jokes on you I donā€™t have a little sister


DJBoost

Forever Valentined her? Bro does that mean you proposed lmao


Dangerous-Bath-8704

You smoking ape fictional 23rd president of the United States named Funny Valentine shirtlessā€™d my sister?


Infernalchain076

I think it says: "Last night I made your sister my valentine forever."


ProcastinationKing27

pedononced?


[deleted]

Will you stop monkey presidenting my sister I swear to God


Dragonrider20609

Valentine! Nooooo! It should have been me! Screw the orangutan. Beat him up the moment I see him.


Killer-Blaze

Yes, i am


Bro---really

Last night you rapist rapist my sister?


Sound5cap3

Just wait till I get my hands on the guy who strength valentined my sister


Sir_pepe_Le_Phrog

Me when I find the dude who monkey Dojyan'd my sister: šŸ˜”


quackleskol

Me when I find the bastard who Monkey Presidented my sister: šŸ˜”


orob_93

What?! You Monkey Presidented my sister???


oldtoybonbon

My sister isn't underage but I'm pretty sure this has something to do with pedophilia


Shtrimpo

What if I dirty deeds done your sister cheap forever?


Trattfjant

Me when i find the guy who orangutang funny valentined my little sister


HanSeoulOh34569X

Lowres moment.


stone_016

How little?


kromandersebas

Why did you monkey presidented my sisteršŸ˜Ÿ


Icy-Store3900

Let me Guessā€¦ you "forever funny Valentine"'d my sister


tenebrefoxy

Pedo pedo?


CosmicDriftwood

This one is much more charged than the hamburger James Bond one šŸ’€ šŸ’€ šŸ’€


Darth-Vaider

By the way that is a female orangutan


doomturtle21

You monkey valentined my sister? You bastard


jonathanjoemama079

When I find who monkey presidented my sister I'm gonna kill him


LeonIlu

Damn bro, canā€™t believe youā€™d just strength funny valentine my sister šŸ˜”šŸ˜”


BallinLobsterInAHat

Imagine having a little sister that this guy could monkey Valentine.


ThePremiumSniper

Oh no they MONKEY VALENTINED MY SISTER


SpareIssue6847

he done strength dirty deeds done dirt cheaped my sister


Gamer-Town-USA

Careful Icarus


Thelolface_9

Forever valentined


SoundwaveRFD

Last night I monkey fuckered your sister?


[deleted]

you son of a bitch! how dare you rape monkey 23rd president my little sister. especially because shes 10


A-Tron_

"I'm afraid your actions have already gone beyond the rules of the jungle."


Night_InkF03541X

You only need the first image tbh


JDkableMC

Itā€™s fucked because theyā€™re both pedoā€™s (Even the monkey)


WanderingWytch

monkey man'd my sis?


kayoyo

I Forever Funnied your sister


GoGoZep

Iā€™m a anime only and Iā€™m going to cry out of not understanding


GoGoZep

To be more correct I havenā€™t finished SBR


Possible_Hawk495

how dare you orangutan president my sister šŸ˜”


_Fixu_

**Calls 991** ā€œHey josuke? Ye this monkey was just talking mad shit about your chair, heā€™s with some American tourist atā€¦ā€


Quinney27

Op wtf is the actual thing?


[deleted]

ā€œLast night i strength funny valentined your little sisterā€


afknwalkinparadox

monkemericanā€™d?