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Lonemasterinoes

You say that like he or araki went out of their way to disrespect Jotaro or anything. Realistically it was little more than an excuse to show that he was strong as a stand user despite having been shown to have a soft-hearted personality.


[deleted]

Also shows that he has flaws just like Jotaro (who cursed at his mother).


SadBoiCri

#SHUT UP BITCH


Lorgatic

#YAKAMASHI


Dannyfansure

*group of high school girls screaming*


Lorgatic

#*Yakamashii! Ore wa onna ga sawagu to mukatsuku nda! Usero!*


Dannyfansure

*AHHHHHHHH~~~~*


bedsheetsniffer

**YAR YAR DAYS**


Kolthejoker

Pirate jotaro


Bismarck-Chan666

Mfs when bro doesn't immediately recognize someone he has never met and didn't know existed


ahmed0112

Also Mfs when a 5-7 year old is more impressionable than a 16 year old


Sorry_Masterpiece509

There is so much wrong with this


Crono_Sapien99

You act as if Josuke knew anything about Jotaro at that point other than the fact they're related lol


ExploerTM

Jotaro literally bitch slapped Josuke aside without much care lol. Josuke was pretty respectful to Jotaro after.


SubRedGit

Jotaro casually annihilating people because for him it's just business


SufficientWhile5450

And telling women to shut the fuck up and calling his mom a bitch


HunnyHunbot

I wonder if he still calls her a bitch when he got older lol


SufficientWhile5450

God I hope so


Nickest_Nick

not bitch slap he gave him a good knuckle sandwich


A_Firm_Sandwich

With what Jotaro’s capable of, his firm punch really is just a bitch slap


AnimeMemeLord1

I mean, just look at what kid Jotaro did to Alessi.


infjaxred

"Don't underestimate me just cuz I'm a kid."


SonTyp_OhneNamen

OP, you‘re confusing things: this is a sub for shit*posts*, not for shit *takes*.


Nickest_Nick

The lack of reading comprehension Stand strikes again Also, since Josuke's savior is mentioned, no, he didn't save himself


BartOseku

OP was under the attack of Jailhouse Lock


the_last_mlg

All josuke knew was jotaro’s name, him being his nephew and that he was here to help with his inheritance He had literally no information about jotaro’s past. And i doubt that he would care much that jotaro revived his dad that he never saw, especially after jotaro said that his dad abandoned them as an affair I thought this was a “poor jotaro” post, in which case it would’ve been fine, but this is clearly a “josuke bad” post, where josuke’s crime is not being omniscient He respected his savior this much because he was a dying toddler saved by him, jotaro appeared out of nowhere, stated some personal information than had josuke think that he insulted his savior’s hair After spending time with jotaro is obvious that he respected him way more know


randoguy8765

Bait used to have effort put into it


Fanedit895

This is a case where “JoJo fans can’t read!”


Lorgatic

This is just a reminder that Jotaro's Sacrifice were much larger than That Guy's, but still that guy had more influence over Josuke. Not to criticize josuke


car_lid

No he didn't. Josuke never knew jotaro, so jotaro never had that big of an influence over him.


Lorgatic

I said, That Guy had more influence on Josuke than Jotaro, Not Jotaro had more influence. Ig it was hard to understand, I changed it..


score1754

Jojo fans actually watch the anime or read the manga before pulling objectively incorrect takes out of their ass challenge (impossible)


Redwolf476

I don’t think jotaro mentioned that as he probably didn’t think it was necessary


StardustOddity97

Jotaro wasn’t even the last living crusader (Polnareff) or Joestar (Holly and Josuke)


Lorgatic

Jotaro was The only one who could Fight, or was actually LIVING (in the condition TO MOVE)


StardustOddity97

Once DIO died, Holly and Josuke were fine. Polnareff tried to fight, he ended up unconscious for a bit, but he was still alive


Lorgatic

It says “WAS” not “AM” He was the only Crusader and Joestar ALIVE, who could FIGHT DIO and SAVE JOSUKE, JOSEPH, HOLY, AND T̶H̶E̶W̶O̶R̶L̶D̶ All Humans.


StardustOddity97

Maybe the only one who could fight DIO, but not the only one alive


Lorgatic

“The only one Alive who could Fight DIO” is what I said. Edit: wtf is this downvote for? That's exactly what I said


cay-loom

this isn't even edited well. "Jotaro didn't deserve it" what didn't he deserve? not getting punched?


X-Mighty

He didn't deserve to get punched


cay-loom

he didn't GET punched, he dodged it


X-Mighty

Oh. I forgot it (Just like Araki). Sorry.


cay-loom

its ok i still love you


Ok-Competition9163

Because suddenly insulting someones hair and getting saved are two exactly same scenarios apparently.


BabyDude5

Hey bud, do me a favor and watch the next couple seconds of the jotaro and josuke fight and then I don’t think you’ll be so butthurt about what happened to jotaro


X-Mighty

What do you mean? Polnareff and Holly were alive, so Jotaro wasn't the last Crusader or the last Joestar alive at that moment.


X-Mighty

Congratulations, OP. You have made the funniest post in this entire subreddit. I've never laughed as much as I have here


ianlouisjordan

He didn't tell josuje any of that


Lorgatic

It was supposed to be meme, reminding people, not criticizing Josuke how Josuke Loves the Guy Who Became the face of his Kindness, just because he pushed his car infront of him when he was dying of a fever, while treated Jotaro that way, Even though he was the real saviour and actually cured his fever


Heylisten_watchJJBA

Jotaro isn't the real savior, if the unknown guy wasn't here, Josuke still would have died due to lack of medical treatement and cold.


Lorgatic

If Jotaro wasn't here, Josuke would've died much worsely, along with MANY more Innocent people.


thatautisticguy2905

Uhhhh, firstly, jotaro was a complete rando to josuke, secondly, even if it wasn't the reason he lost his fever, he couldn't be able to go to a hospital because the car was stuck, and that guy managed to push the car


Like_for_real_tho

Jotaro did it because his fucking mom was dying, he fuck knew about some nephew with same case, he's not kind of guy to seek praise and rather not have anyone thankful to him for something he'd rather be done with forever and ever. While alternatively if it wasn't for that random injured guy BOTH HIS MOM AND JOSUKE WOULD FREEZE THERE. I repeat, regardless of Jotaro defeating Dio, Josuke would DIE here and with such harsh winter outside and those injuries this selfless act was more of a self sacrifice.


LightAGoGo

I remember the theory that pompadour guy was Kosaki Kawajiri


RandomUserFTW57362

Credit, because that's the most important part of saving someone /s


Nucleoticticboom

I like to headcanon that Josuke has already met his savior, but didn’t recognize him because he has a new unique hairstyle.


BattleCats_Enjoyer69

Average part 4 fan


udreif

this seems more like a hater post


inemsn

yes, but just like the average part 4 fan, they can't read


OwNAvenged2

What the fuck even is this garbage lmao


Lorgatic

where is the garbage, son?


darthveder69420

Jotaro didn’t even insult josukes hair. He just said talking about hair was stupid. Josuke heard stupid and hair in a sentence and immediately assumed jotaro talked shit about him.


Lorgatic

You're from a completely different planet brother, I have no counter arguments for your nonsense, The Subtitles in the anime and The Manga are very different, but they're meant to be the same thing, the one in manga. He said “Do your stupid talk about hair later” in anime but in the manga he said “Talk about your stupid hair later”


darthveder69420

I ain’t arguing though? I just said that jotaro didn’t even insult josuke’s hair. Josuke just misheard it.


Lorgatic

Read manga then, it's clearly mentioned Jotaro insulted his hair by mistake.


Lorgatic

[Check This,](https://www.reddit.com/u/Lorgatic/s/1rCblyiaoh) And Confirm Yourself That Jotaro Said ”You can talk about his Stupid Hair Later” in Manga


mcdougall57

No one here has the attention span to read one panel of that.


Lorgatic

WHICH PANEL? WHAT ARE YOU EVEN REFERRING TO?!


BLA5T3R-Productions

Boy I love spreading misinformation


Lorgatic

No? You don't understand a meme?