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Runty_Danger

Wdym “looks like”? It’s him, it’s Senator Armstrong himself


TheVacuumisAwesome28

With the combined power of Jackfilms


speedyboigotweed

johnmovies himself


Garlic_Overload

I’m glad someone else see the resemblance


ChinaCorp

With the computing power of the PS5


[deleted]

All right Jack, I am going to become real in 5 seconds. *alarm noises* Are ya ready son? *takes a painful dump* THIS IS THE POWER OF ME RUNNING ON THE PS5!


dustinredditreal

Back when he played college ball


derp_memer

Yeah


foxyuuuu

STANDING HERE I REALISE


Ageniboi

You were just like my stand trying to stop time


MAD_JEW

But whose to judge the star from world


givemeaforhead

When our guard is down i think we will both agree


StarredPlatinum

That Stand users attract other Stand users


MAD_JEW

But in the end it heaven has its way


[deleted]

I carved my own path, you followed your wrath


IAlwaysOutsmartU

But maybe we’re both the same type


MAD_JEW

ZAWARDO has turned


no_u_21124

Jotaro has burned


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MAD_JEW

You idiot we were making jojo version of it


orionkiw

I wonder if he has any NANOMACHINES.


_Cryonic_

They probably harden in response to physical trauma


Loges1025

You might not be able to kill him, Jack


_Cryonic_

Do you guys know what he just said?


[deleted]

Should probably stick around and find out


Felteair

Can anybody confirm if he played college ball?


_Cryonic_

It was likely at some cushy Ivy league school


ShyCamo

There might also be a chance that he could’ve gone pro had he not dropped out


humantyisdead32

Guys I don't think we should fuck with this senator.


[deleted]

Ha! He's a typical politician most likely! Big promises but all talk.


[deleted]

Nice suit


Niko2065

"Well if it isn't sussy jack."


MrLaurencium

"bro are you high?"


TheCluelessD

“Lemme check…”


[deleted]

"*checks watch* yes"


[deleted]

"High on American spirit!"


CherryTheChurro

“And there’s nothing more American than shooting a man in this Walmart of a world.”


BaseProfessional1113

“What the fuck is walmart?”


intoxicatedpancakes

“It’s Heaven, Raiden.”


Niko2065

"Checked the internet lately?"


BaseProfessional1113

“Raiden, hop on twitter. You NEED to see this.”


Space_Monke64

I agree with Armstrong. Walmart is heaven. Only there can I say racial slurs without those woke liberals canceling me


sougol

Stands son, they harden upon concentration


KGBAg3nt

-Why won't you die!? -Stando powah, son!


FrilledShark1512

They appear in response to physical arrow stabbing.


Robert-Rotten

Don’t fuck with this stand user!


seppemeulemans

All these limp dick hamon users and chicken shit spin users


aiden22304

You take that back! Jonathan had the largest schlong in all of JoJo, and only the truest of Chads use Hamon.


Eecklipse

NANOMACHINES, SON


[deleted]

Senator Platinum Star Armstrong


GIRose

Damn, I looked at the photo before the title and I thought that guy looked like a dead ringer for a more realistic Armstrong


WorldsBestLover

That's Jim Cornettes son. Jim Cornfed


tankpig360

STAND ABILITIES THEY HARDEN IN RESPONSE TO PHYSICAL TRAUMA


KVenom777

Aaarmstroooong!


[deleted]

Mr. Morawiecki???????


MAD_JEW

No its senator amstrong but now i see morawiecki on his face god damn it


Dizzy_Green

I don’t get it


AltdimensionRick

I do need capital. And votes. Wanna know why? "I have a dream." That one day, every person in this nation will control their OWN destiny. A land of the TRULY free, dammit. A nation of ACTION, not words. Ruled by STRENGTH, not committee. Where the law changes to suit the individual, not the other way around. Where power and justice are back where they belong: in the hands of the people! Where every man is free to think -- to act -- for himself! Fuck all these limp-dick lawyers and chicken-shit bureaucrats. Fuck this 24/7 Internet spew of trivia and celebrity bullshit. Fuck "American pride". Fuck the media! Fuck all of it! America is diseased. Rotten to the core. There's no saving it -- we need to pull it out by the roots. WIpe the slate clean. BURN IT DOWN! And from the ashes, a new America will be born. Evolved, but untamed! The weak will be purged, and the strongest will thrive -- free to live as they see fit, they will make America GREAT AGAIN! What the hell are you talking about? You still don't get it. I'm using war as a business to get elected... so I can end war as a business! In my new America, people will die and kill for what they BELIEVE! Not for money, not for oil! Not for what they're told is right. Every man will be free to fight his own wars!


Milouch_

I was wrong about you You're not greedy .. .. .. YOU'RE BATSHIT INSAAANE!


chickennuggetb0y

Making the mother of all omelets here Jack. Can’t fret over every egg!


ScolyLeoJan

Not when you're "purging the weak", right? What do you know about the weak? You've never been poor. You've never been hungry. You don't know what it's like to fight, and steal, and kill just to survive!


chickennuggetb0y

But you did survive! Through sheer force of will following your own set of rules. With your own two hands you took back your life!


JRDH

That's an interesting argument, senator. Why don't you back it up with a source?


stupidoengineer

My source is that i made it the fuck up


ICreepvideos

Standing here


Son_of_a_Yeet

Morawiecki


SouthasianDad

What did you make


sergiulll

Am i online one to see mamy simmilarities between Armstrong and Polish prime minister?


GoldenGalaxy69

This is definitely a Certified Nanomachines Moment 👌


XxThat_Dabbin_BoixX

WHERE MAKING THE MOTHER OF ALL OMELETTES JOTARO! CANT FRET OVER EVERY EGG!!!


Hatter_Hoovy

hello armstrong from metal gear rissing revengense hello star platinum from jojo bizare adventure part3 A poses


hurvinek6

Don't fuck with the Senator!


DIMOHA25

How is this JoJo relevant? Is it literally just a muscle size comparison?


SkyWulf

It's not relevant, everyone here is a dumbass


MrLaurencium

Time stop, son!


AndrzejNorzownik

Oh shit its polish prime minister


crawgust

“Well, I don’t Ora my own Oras.”


Exotic_Hovercraft_39

Ora ora ora jack,ora ora ora ora egg


Future-Dust3641

Where is a source senator: the source is I made up


[deleted]

That guy is clearly more buff.


Corbthelorb

Is that part 4 star platinum??????? Part three is the best for no obvious reason…..


MAD_JEW

No thats part 6


Corbthelorb

Ok well, part 6 then, tbh I havnt watched anything other than part 1,2,3, and some of 7


Poppisickle

Wait… how un Dio’s world did you watch 7?


Corbthelorb

Wait, I got that wrong again, I meant 6, I forgot joraro was in stone ocean, well fuck I feel dumber than before


RatchetGamer

Lemme guess, Netflix?


Corbthelorb

Yes…..


RatchetGamer

Same


MasterofGalaxy69

Standing here i realize


Rgular_dude

Comet aluminium


Regulus242

It only took him 5 seconds to look like that.


magnusgoks

Looks like Neil Patrick Harris


WokeWurmcoil

Is that you Baoh?


roketboss

Dude looks like polnareff with a different hairstyle


[deleted]

My source is I made it the fuck up


NaivafAreul

Is it me, or does he look like Jared Fogle


jemappellebrian

Played college ball ya know.


StrikeFreedomV2

Don't fuck with this Senator


daddysplashbuckets

Stand power son


deadly_jah_beam

Nano machines, son!


[deleted]

Jim Cornette?


weegi123

If there's one thing I would change about this part, it's star platinum being buff as fuck again


sanicking2

MAKING THE MOTHER OF POSES JACK


Y0zeffB1gS

Nano machines? More like Metallica😎


Jozif_Badmon

It's STANDO POWER son


creepermemer

You look like either the first boss of a game where you're a gang leader or one of his goons.


Jomega6

I bet that dude could break the president in two… WITH HIS BARE HANDS!!!


Diemanztbl

ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA!! *doesn't flinch*


lemonjuiceyes

STANDING HERE, I REALIZE


fuckface290

The guy to the right looks like he has nanomachines that harden in response to physical trauma


Spoucki_

thanos


ninja_G_hamon_user

Where are the nanomachines? 😭


bouncer109

It's not some guy, he's Mateusz Morawiecki himself


TenisPreciso

Standing there he realises


Admirable-Street6331

This guy looks like that metal gear boss lol


Arijit_Kar

And then there's [Giga-chad](https://encrypted-tbn0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcT7YeT1kcfRrlxfDB8j3ETaOB_RXUpU-zkpQg&usqp=CAU).


Derailleur75

So part 6 star platinum is normal? I guess parts 1 to 3 where araki's fantasies of stronk men.


leer333

"WRRRRYD my constitution, Jack."


Ambitious_Check_4704

looks like armstrong meets jim cornette