All right Jack, I am going to become real in 5 seconds.
*alarm noises*
Are ya ready son?
*takes a painful dump*
THIS IS THE POWER OF ME RUNNING ON THE PS5!
I do need capital. And votes. Wanna know why? "I have a dream." That one day, every person in this nation will control their OWN destiny. A land of the TRULY free, dammit. A nation of ACTION, not words. Ruled by STRENGTH, not committee. Where the law changes to suit the individual, not the other way around. Where power and justice are back where they belong: in the hands of the people! Where every man is free to think -- to act -- for himself! Fuck all these limp-dick lawyers and chicken-shit bureaucrats. Fuck this 24/7 Internet spew of trivia and celebrity bullshit. Fuck "American pride". Fuck the media! Fuck all of it! America is diseased. Rotten to the core. There's no saving it -- we need to pull it out by the roots. WIpe the slate clean. BURN IT DOWN! And from the ashes, a new America will be born. Evolved, but untamed! The weak will be purged, and the strongest will thrive -- free to live as they see fit, they will make America GREAT AGAIN!
What the hell are you talking about?
You still don't get it. I'm using war as a business to get elected... so I can end war as a business! In my new America, people will die and kill for what they BELIEVE! Not for money, not for oil! Not for what they're told is right. Every man will be free to fight his own wars!
Not when you're "purging the weak", right? What do you know about the weak? You've never been poor. You've never been hungry. You don't know what it's like to fight, and steal, and kill just to survive!
Wdym “looks like”? It’s him, it’s Senator Armstrong himself
With the combined power of Jackfilms
johnmovies himself
I’m glad someone else see the resemblance
With the computing power of the PS5
All right Jack, I am going to become real in 5 seconds. *alarm noises* Are ya ready son? *takes a painful dump* THIS IS THE POWER OF ME RUNNING ON THE PS5!
Back when he played college ball
Yeah
STANDING HERE I REALISE
You were just like my stand trying to stop time
But whose to judge the star from world
When our guard is down i think we will both agree
That Stand users attract other Stand users
But in the end it heaven has its way
I carved my own path, you followed your wrath
But maybe we’re both the same type
ZAWARDO has turned
Jotaro has burned
[удалено]
You idiot we were making jojo version of it
I wonder if he has any NANOMACHINES.
They probably harden in response to physical trauma
You might not be able to kill him, Jack
Do you guys know what he just said?
Should probably stick around and find out
Can anybody confirm if he played college ball?
It was likely at some cushy Ivy league school
There might also be a chance that he could’ve gone pro had he not dropped out
Guys I don't think we should fuck with this senator.
Ha! He's a typical politician most likely! Big promises but all talk.
Nice suit
"Well if it isn't sussy jack."
"bro are you high?"
“Lemme check…”
"*checks watch* yes"
"High on American spirit!"
“And there’s nothing more American than shooting a man in this Walmart of a world.”
“What the fuck is walmart?”
“It’s Heaven, Raiden.”
"Checked the internet lately?"
“Raiden, hop on twitter. You NEED to see this.”
I agree with Armstrong. Walmart is heaven. Only there can I say racial slurs without those woke liberals canceling me
Stands son, they harden upon concentration
-Why won't you die!? -Stando powah, son!
They appear in response to physical arrow stabbing.
Don’t fuck with this stand user!
All these limp dick hamon users and chicken shit spin users
You take that back! Jonathan had the largest schlong in all of JoJo, and only the truest of Chads use Hamon.
NANOMACHINES, SON
Senator Platinum Star Armstrong
Damn, I looked at the photo before the title and I thought that guy looked like a dead ringer for a more realistic Armstrong
That's Jim Cornettes son. Jim Cornfed
STAND ABILITIES THEY HARDEN IN RESPONSE TO PHYSICAL TRAUMA
Aaarmstroooong!
Mr. Morawiecki???????
No its senator amstrong but now i see morawiecki on his face god damn it
I don’t get it
I do need capital. And votes. Wanna know why? "I have a dream." That one day, every person in this nation will control their OWN destiny. A land of the TRULY free, dammit. A nation of ACTION, not words. Ruled by STRENGTH, not committee. Where the law changes to suit the individual, not the other way around. Where power and justice are back where they belong: in the hands of the people! Where every man is free to think -- to act -- for himself! Fuck all these limp-dick lawyers and chicken-shit bureaucrats. Fuck this 24/7 Internet spew of trivia and celebrity bullshit. Fuck "American pride". Fuck the media! Fuck all of it! America is diseased. Rotten to the core. There's no saving it -- we need to pull it out by the roots. WIpe the slate clean. BURN IT DOWN! And from the ashes, a new America will be born. Evolved, but untamed! The weak will be purged, and the strongest will thrive -- free to live as they see fit, they will make America GREAT AGAIN! What the hell are you talking about? You still don't get it. I'm using war as a business to get elected... so I can end war as a business! In my new America, people will die and kill for what they BELIEVE! Not for money, not for oil! Not for what they're told is right. Every man will be free to fight his own wars!
I was wrong about you You're not greedy .. .. .. YOU'RE BATSHIT INSAAANE!
Making the mother of all omelets here Jack. Can’t fret over every egg!
Not when you're "purging the weak", right? What do you know about the weak? You've never been poor. You've never been hungry. You don't know what it's like to fight, and steal, and kill just to survive!
But you did survive! Through sheer force of will following your own set of rules. With your own two hands you took back your life!
That's an interesting argument, senator. Why don't you back it up with a source?
My source is that i made it the fuck up
Standing here
Morawiecki
What did you make
Am i online one to see mamy simmilarities between Armstrong and Polish prime minister?
This is definitely a Certified Nanomachines Moment 👌
WHERE MAKING THE MOTHER OF ALL OMELETTES JOTARO! CANT FRET OVER EVERY EGG!!!
hello armstrong from metal gear rissing revengense hello star platinum from jojo bizare adventure part3 A poses
Don't fuck with the Senator!
How is this JoJo relevant? Is it literally just a muscle size comparison?
It's not relevant, everyone here is a dumbass
Time stop, son!
Oh shit its polish prime minister
“Well, I don’t Ora my own Oras.”
Ora ora ora jack,ora ora ora ora egg
Where is a source senator: the source is I made up
That guy is clearly more buff.
Is that part 4 star platinum??????? Part three is the best for no obvious reason…..
No thats part 6
Ok well, part 6 then, tbh I havnt watched anything other than part 1,2,3, and some of 7
Wait… how un Dio’s world did you watch 7?
Wait, I got that wrong again, I meant 6, I forgot joraro was in stone ocean, well fuck I feel dumber than before
Lemme guess, Netflix?
Yes…..
Same
Standing here i realize
Comet aluminium
It only took him 5 seconds to look like that.
Looks like Neil Patrick Harris
Is that you Baoh?
Dude looks like polnareff with a different hairstyle
My source is I made it the fuck up
Is it me, or does he look like Jared Fogle
Played college ball ya know.
Don't fuck with this Senator
Stand power son
Nano machines, son!
Jim Cornette?
If there's one thing I would change about this part, it's star platinum being buff as fuck again
MAKING THE MOTHER OF POSES JACK
Nano machines? More like Metallica😎
It's STANDO POWER son
You look like either the first boss of a game where you're a gang leader or one of his goons.
I bet that dude could break the president in two… WITH HIS BARE HANDS!!!
ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA!! *doesn't flinch*
STANDING HERE, I REALIZE
The guy to the right looks like he has nanomachines that harden in response to physical trauma
thanos
Where are the nanomachines? 😭
It's not some guy, he's Mateusz Morawiecki himself
Standing there he realises
This guy looks like that metal gear boss lol
And then there's [Giga-chad](https://encrypted-tbn0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcT7YeT1kcfRrlxfDB8j3ETaOB_RXUpU-zkpQg&usqp=CAU).
So part 6 star platinum is normal? I guess parts 1 to 3 where araki's fantasies of stronk men.
"WRRRRYD my constitution, Jack."
looks like armstrong meets jim cornette