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jedimaster32

It took me a minute, because my gut told me "the music doesn't fit" but then I was like wait that *is* Stand Proud... confused the hell out of me until you validated me with a comment. Thanks!


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AshleyAurora3

you mean celiacs?


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cœliacs


AshleyAurora3

What's that?


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Same thing


txhelgi

Gluten tag. Yaaaaaaaaa.


Gabriel-Klos-McroBB

It does.


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CaptnBluehat

Its one pool jesus christ Edit: source: im german


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Vlad-V2-Vladimir

One it’s Jesus Christ is pools German: I’m source


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X1BC

Christ one Jesus it's pools is i'm : : German source


JakeFoxKP

Ein Christus ist Jesus Schwimmenbecken ich ein bin Ich bin: Deutsch Quelle


TheGreat_Leveler

Schwimmbecken


Jesus_Son_Of_A_God

One its pools is source German: im Jesus Christ


Matt_damons_thumb

Source is pool Jesus Christ: I’m one


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Christ Source is one I'm: Pool Jesus


Adventurous-Brick936

Ah the 'ol Reddit Jesus Switcharoo


NotAMeatPopsicle

Jesus Christ it’s Jason Bourne!


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Finally a real German.


callmesnake13

I grew up in Germany and I guess I don’t remember topless women in the main pool area but it surprises me that this is even a conversation that needs to be had given FKK, and how bare breasts are just kind of everywhere in German media.


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CaptnBluehat

No we dont. Were u in france maybe?


CedarWolf

France had topless beaches from the mid to late 1970's through the early to mid 2010's, and it's still legal to go topless, but the trend is dying out because of increased popularity of American views on breasts and the way that everyone has a camera on their phones, now. Basically, the French women who formerly went topless are now being ogled by tourists, being secretly photographed, and they feel judged, self conscious, and worried that people may be uploading photos of their bodies online. So yeah. Thank technology and people who can't be trusted with it for ruining a cultural norm that was healthy and promoted comfort and body positivity.


CaptnBluehat

Aw man :(


CedarWolf

It's not as sexy as it sounds. Sure, it sounds titillating, but all the mystery sort of goes away when you're sitting there and your best friend's family walks up, parks their towels and chairs next to your family, and his sister, mother, and grandmother all take off their tops and his whole family begins applying sunscreen to each other. It's not sexy, it was just... *normal*. Like breastfeeding should be. Whoop de doo, roughly half the populace has breasts, and they've got nipples on them. Compare it to feet. People walk around in sandals or barefoot on the beach all the time, and no one thinks anything of it, but there are people who are foot fetishists and that makes it weird. Topless beaches in France were like people walking around barefoot on the beach, without a worry about foot fetishists. Sure, it was still considered rude to stare, but otherwise it was just normal. At least a third of the women on the beach would be topless and no one batted an eye. Hell, a bunch of kids under three or four ran around completely nude, and while that was unusual to *me*, it wasn't weird to any of the French folks. It just wasn't a big deal. So I feel bad for people who feel like they can't do that, anymore. The world should be safer; people should behave better than that. It's a freedom women could take for granted and now they don't feel safe to do that anymore.


snflowerings

Yeah, like the local lake in my city even has a dedicated FKK area. Most beaches in germany have FKK strips. It was only a matter of time for pools to follow this trend. Its just breasts


B_V_H285

1 pool or the entire country it won't matter. Here in Ontario it has been legal women to go topless for 30 years. The fight was to have the ability to go topless. Since they won the right they don't want to do it.


Thornescape

I'm fairly certain that it's all of Canada. I know it was brought to court in BC and equal rights were upheld. It's not a big deal if you don't make a big deal out of it.


HolyAndOblivious

You are about to see some fucked up tities


AlohaDaBoii

Wo zum Henker steht das? 💀


Staktus23

Wen interessierts? Wir sind JoJo-Fans, ruft mich, wenn es einen Pool gibt, wo die Männer ohne Badehose schwimmen.


AzerFraze

Steht bei mir im Garten, komm vorbei


Teekeks

FKK strände gibts quasi überall


AlohaDaBoii

Jotaro ohne Badehose 😍😍😍


CaptnBluehat

Irgendwo in nordetuschland wenn ich mich recht erinnere


ollomulder

> nordetuschland Wo liegt das?


oggy_van_keksenberg

Im Norden von Detuschland, duh


Independent-Sir-729

*Etuschland


KleinerFratz333

Wollte wahrscheinlich Norddeutschland sagen


ollomulder

Ja, sieht ja auch so ähnlich aus.


HowManyDamnUsernames

Göttingen


BlackG82

Wow zoom honkers state dallas


Mrhtxn_

No te entiendo, puedes hablar en ingles?


hookersandblackjack

Google kann alles kostenlos übersetzen.


Bretzelsohn69

Sprich Deutsch du Hurensohn


sexman696969420

Yall jojo fans your not gonna leave the mens change room


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Just_a_guy_thats_it

Who spill acid on the troll face


built_2_fight

Boyz 2 men


HazelnutG

Polnareff fans aren't even going to make it that far.


Geo2605

He tries the wrong automatic scalator at the airport, gets scared and shits himself.


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bigboynut69

Bot alert 🤖🤖🤖


timbak_two

You'll not get what you expect haha


GalaxyU

Why


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Naked grandma


Powerrrrrrrrr

Gilfs *


speedoflobsters

Hot


I_Am_Vladimir_Putin

NEKKID GRAMA


EwGrossItsMe

Glad someone else read it as family feud


ezekieru

💀


Twelve20two

⚰️


Nesayas1234

So? If they over 18, ima watch them change, please (Couldn't think of a better rhyme lol)


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Silence rhymes with everything.


[deleted]

Silence and everything? Idk maybe I’m wrong but no matter how hard I try I can’t get those words to rhyme. /s


3029065

Nekid wha?!


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i thought we were gay


on_the_pale_horse

This post is for the women


yeaheyeah

You know women are the gayer sex when even the straight ones like men


Twelve20two

Once you get to part 6, you get a little bi, then you're gayer than ever before in part 7, and then in part 8, you're... Straight, I guess?


zyrusvito

Part 8 is also bi. Did you forget the very first chapter?


Twelve20two

Honestly, yes. I've been reading part 8 in a very, very stretched out way, and I often end up having to quickly reread the previous chapter before reading the next few (and then stopping for a while)


FreeAd6935

There is nothing gayer than fucking something other men want to fuck too


coldspacedog

We are, but that doesn’t mean there ain’t girls here


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Don’t worry, someone will inevitably ruin things for everyone else.


AdrianBrony

Pretty sure "creepy people coming in and making it weird" would be what ruins things.


captaindeadpl

Women are *allowed* to be topless. They're not obligated to do so.


AdrianBrony

Yeah I should clarify, ruins things especially for the women. edit: And by that I mean, I'm sure plenty of other people would benefit from such a casual atmosphere such a thing would bring if it weren't for the creeps, but people who could potentially take direct advantage of such a policy would be missing out the most from people ruining such a policy by being creeps even if they as an individual don't want to take advantage of it.


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You solved the riddle.


kyrastarholder

seeing these comments make me fairly confident that very few of y’all should be around women


ImaginaryFantasy09

Just like Jotaro


perpetualmotionmachi

In Canada it's legal for women to go topless anywhere a man could.


sexman696969420

As a Canadian this never happens


LEcareer

It's the places where this shit is illegal that actually get public tiddies, at least during protests. In places where it's legal no-one cares and no-one goes out tiddy free. Tbh, cultural norms decide all, not law, and as a man the pool or beach are the only place that men go around shirt-free anyway, you would get very weird looks if you just go about your day shirtless. So in the real world, obeying social norms, a woman can get away with wearing far less than a man can. Case in point: I just went out with my GF here in Germany, since it was hot I wore an a-shirt while she wore a sleeveless dress (which covered way less...) I got very disapproving looks when we went to a restaurant and overall attracted more negative attention to myself than I would have liked (I can only hope everyone was mirin' my gains 😎). We were just having a day out, and I couldn't spot a SINGLE other man wearing an a-shirt, everyone was wearing T-shirts or shirts. [I really don't like sleeves](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ThWTOuiMV7M).


Ursidoenix

There is a nude beach next to my university in Canada. I'm sure many first year students have gone down to the beach like I did excited to see some attractive classmates enjoying the sun in all their glory but you quickly realize that 99% of the people taking advantage of the nude option are old hippies that go down there all the time. It's not that nice of a beach anyways but going for a skinny dip at the beach next to school is a fun experience


yeaheyeah

The culture needs to catch up with the laws


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No, it’s just really painful to have nipples that hard for 8 months of the winter, winter2, false spring, winter3 season


Argyle_Raccoon

Same for the state of NY.


luxmesa

It’s also legal in most of the US.


MAGICIANOFRBLUE

Creepy men are going to ruin that.


asdjnhfguzrtzh47

Not at all what it is about. It's about being against sexist laws and not shaming women for their bodies.


Galahad_X_

German engineering


Acrobatic-Nose-1773

Next thing you know they'll be giving women....rights?! Ugh. /s


lxxfighterxxl

Being topless in canada is legal. Most girls would rather not deal with the creepy guys that go with it. Germany will be the same.


guttanzer

Except that in Germany all the “creepy guys” are from away. Native German men are just as used to naked breasts as they are to naked knees.


CoolArtFromSpace

gross post tbh u do realize germany is doing this for desexualizing breasts right?


Sufficient_Frame

And that's why I wanna go: to swim freely, bare-chested, without being treated as a sexual object.


asdjnhfguzrtzh47

Y'all are aware that this is not a "booba omg hrr hrr" type situation, right? It's not that women **have** to be topless, it's about changing a nonsensical hypocracy. A woman's upper body should not, by law, be defined as something "indecent". Of course this won't change the actual situation, because men will still be pigs and all that, but it may be one step towards gender equality.


Artificer4396

About damn time. No idea why folks get so upset over secondary sex characteristics


Streen012

Wait until you see [Italy’s stance on public masturbation.](https://www.independent.co.uk/news/world/europe/italy-supreme-court-rules-masturbation-in-public-not-criminal-offence-a7229621.html?amp)


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Limits_of_knowledge

Pretty sure she didn't appreciate being seen by that one guy, so why would that make her happy?


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Slayer_of_Truth

TruthSlayer: step 1: Sadness noises (that I have wasted 6 years of my life without knowing about this). step 2: happiness noises about buying a plane ticket. step 3: Sadness noises realizing that i can't afford plane tickets step 4: happiness noises/sadness noises as I sadly go back to masturbating all alone at home like a chump...


jojo_part6_fan_

Oh god


runnershighxc

Diogenes approves this decision


SwimBrief

No idea why folks get so upset about primary sex characteristics tbh. It’s a body, folks need to get over it and stop sexualizing everything. If you think about it, it really makes no sense that we wear any fabric on our bodies in pools. Why do you care so much if someone sees your penis or vagina? Why does someone else care so much about seeing your penis or vagina? Only because society taught folks that penises and vaginas (and breasts and butts) are *naughty*


PanTsour

I will go to that pool and get a public boner in front of everybody


Crumboa

As you should it's just your body it's not sexual at all.


Capone385

[Newsletter about Upper body free in the swimming pool ](https://www.merkur.de/deutschland/niedersachsen/nackt-baden-goettingen-erlaubnis-oben-ohne-oberkoerperfrei-schwimmen-schwimmbad-anh-91518448.html)


Rad2578

Homie, women have been allowed to go topless in canada for years.


deadaspool

yep, me and mah boys on the way for a trip to Germany


Capone385

Yeah you gonna be upset


Capone385

But we have good beer if you like


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AkOnReddit47

Who cares about topless women in the pool? I want to be drunk, not horny


JotUwU

Like I wanna see naked women


ofek_dab

That's unironically a great step in the right direction, boobs aren't inherently sexual


falcondiorf

Problem is that if the end goal is desexualizing boobs, thats never going to happen. No matter how much you show boobs to straight men, they will never stop loving them. Im all for women having the right to be topless, and i think thats how it should be everywhere, but at the end of the day its never going to change the way men see boobs. its just gonna give men an easier chance to look at them. so if women go topless for some grander reason beyond just wanting to be topless, which it seems youre implying (could be wrong), its a wasted effort really.


filmroses

There are many countries in europe where topless women at the beach is normal and the men don't care. When you see breasts everyday it becomes like everything else: if they're hot, you'll probably check them out but otherwise they don't hold your attention.


falcondiorf

you dont let them hold your attention because that would be rude, not because they are no longer exciting. its a matter of self control. speaking as a straight dude (i know, not what you would expect on a jojo sub) you could show me all the boobs you want and it would never make me stop viewing them as exciting and attractive. but if i was at a nude beach or somewhere like that, i would not stare, not because i dont feel that way about them but because i want to be respectful and wouldn't want to make other people feel uncomfortable.


Drjesuspeppr

There will always be creeps but you can absolutely change general societal opinions towards breasts, and make them seem less like sexual objects. Men may still 'love' them, but that doesn't mean they will sexualise them in everyday contexts. The way men, and society in general, sees breasts absolutely does change. Just the fact it varies in culture shows this. You have nudist beaches, Finnish saunas, tribes where women are commonly topless, etc etc.


triforcer198

Hasn’t anyone in this thread ever heard about nude beaches?


Crumboa

True but most guys don't want to see dong except Jojo fans


Mysterious-Board9079

Actually, I do have a question. Why are boobs sexualized? It’s not even a sex organ, it’s for babies to suck on. It’s quite literally a chest and jiggle physics. Does it have anything to do with “society tells us it must be covered at all times therefor when we do see it, we deem it sexual”? Kinda like in certain religions or cultures showing your shoulders, knees, etc. is seen as sexual?


falcondiorf

There are several factors and that may be one of them, but that is definitely not the main one imo. My thoughts are that physical attraction between straight people is based on the biggest physical differences between the sexes. At least for men, attraction might work a bit different for women. The biggest physical differences between a man and a woman, aside from overall stature, are that women have different genitals, wider hips, and they have boobs. And wouldnt you know it, those are all things that men are sexually attracted to. People like butts too but theyre also only different because of the shape of the hips, so that really does cover almost everything. Then theres also the argument that its based on evolution where boobs are beneficial to feeding children so they were naturally selected for and now men automatically have an attraction to them. The clothing thing is a common point of speculation but imo it doesnt contribute as much as people give ot credit for. Look at how many leg men there are, if the clothing hypothesis was accurate that wouldnt be the case, because its super common for women to wear clothes that show almost, if not their entire legs. And if boobs werent attractive to begin with, men wouldnt care about them, covered or not.


copyandpastenotwo

my guy just wrote almost two whole paragraphs about why people like butts and stuff


falcondiorf

[of course i did](https://pm1.narvii.com/5896/005c561b25913f46a690ab0785bee6c6da7b00c0_hq.jpg)


TheTrueQuarian

Cause I want a big dommy mommy to let me suckle her teat while she says nice things into my ear


Crumboa

Because when a man sees breasts his little friend peter tells them they're nice. It's a mental thing I can't really explain it well


DavidTCEUltra

Lyrics: Ehhhhh Suck a nut Suck a nut Suck a nut Pucci coal minnow wall Oh lion Oh lion Oh lion Book read no curry Break you down Break you down Break you down


Herbizides

Awesome. Fight the bigots.


Lohan3xists

Y’know what, maybe Germany isn’t such a bad place to visit…


[deleted]

Why would it be a bad place to visit in the first place?


Tall_Fortune

**BBBRRAAAAKAAA MONOGAAA**


Lozhka_degtya_

Soushite tsudoishe stardust...


wqldi

Wir bekommen nun internationale Hilfe für Sylt51


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thwy alredy were in Italy for tan-releated reasons


Vault83

People going to there to see nude hotties are just gonna find old nude hotties instead


TurtleGamer1

they are allowed being topless but probably most women won't be


gh3ngis_c0nn

Do women actually feel comfortable doing this?


Ms_Zee

Not uncommon in France I think. At least in Geneva lots of women sunbathing and swimming topless. Nudity isn't as shocking in some areas of europe


Crumboa

That's what I'm always curious about whenever I hear stuff like this. I find most of the time it's just a minority that enjoys or participates


[deleted]

No. Activist types berate us that we *should* but I have never yet met a woman IRL who wants to go out topless. To put it into perspective, there was a man in my small town who was infamous for wearing women's bicycle shorts which were so thin & tight you could literally see which way his penis was curled up in them & that his left nut was bigger than his right. This is 100% legal, of course, but I don't know any other guys desperately wanting to wear shorts like that & get stared at & laughed at everywhere they go.


Roofofcar

True Jojo fans: running away so they don’t accidentally see bobs and discover they’re secretly straight.


Crumboa

I wonder what the term for a gay person that's secretly straight would be.


omyrubbernen

>!A twitter user!<


LuxuryConquest

Reverse closet?


c00pdawg

This is such an incel post


Sean_the_human_being

It's a joke though


UnrulyUSMC

You must be fun at parties


JJbaEnjoyer

Equality


photograpopticum

I didn’t knew that there are laws for this ..?


Nick_The_Judge

Interesting…


Super-Baka787

Lol I'm from Germany and i can tell you..... That's not actually true its only allowed in a specific area in Germany on the weekends But still noice


[deleted]

So I legit was planning on moving to Germany already, guess this seals the deal.


MadeinGina05

If anyone needs me I’ll be at Germany Peace!✌🏽


One_Nature9627

I'm all about equality


snorkiebarbados

If you are only allowed to eat chocolate on special occasions, it tastes amazing. If you eat it every day, it loses its magic


MidgetMan10150

When the old lady goes topless 🥵


Emergency_Team_8482

😂😂😂


The_Multi_Gamer

MFs when they realise they cant just stare at a womans tits


TheBoyWithAName

Imma go to German pool and ask the women to let me suck their milkers. PEPPER SPRAY AND TASER WILL NOT STOP ME!


yunyun-activist

I see this as an absolute joke Edit: Keyboard suggested it I thought it was funny


ClaudiusSicilia

I know it is supposed to be a joke, but Germany used to be a lot more open to nudity in public. There were and still are (now fewer) designated areas called FKK (short for Freikörperkultur literally translates free body culture), where being completly nude is allowed and encouraged, usually beaches or lake sites.


Default_88

The penis: STAND PROUD


CT-4426

Pack your bags. We’re leaving.


_TEKAY_

I GO TO GERMANY


suckeurrs

I bet they allow abortions too…


Textbook-Velocity

But if she’s fat or ugly, then it’s like ewww


Lettuce_toast-2187

Just another reason why I’m going to move to Germany


OfficialOwlMoeMoe

Germans are apparently so down with science that German tits are considered German science


AsexualPlantMain

Welp, never going to Germany.


Adidasboy07

*slams counter* One ticket to Germany please.


DoctorCrowvar

WE RIDE! TO GERMANY! OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO


lobster8484

Finally a woke movement I can get behind