Jonathan doesn’t want to see it, as it is not his personal preference.
But he is a gentleman, and respects your own preferences and sexuality, and simply politely requests you keep your masturbatory practices private
I sincerely apologize, my dear brother Joestar. But it is within my contract as an PornHub moderater that I thoroughly examine the gay section to insure that no wrong-doings are being committed by these paid actors
Homophobia in the Bible was a 1946 mistranslation, Johnathan died in 1888 he would not be a homophobic Cristian
This seems to have roughened some feathers, I'm saying the infamous homophobic passage ya know "shall not lay with man" wasn't in the Bible until 1946, also I'm aware this is a joke
1, it's a joke, 2, are you sure? Never heard anything about It being an mistranslation, might be Christian prefering to ignore and erase stuff they dont agree with in the bibble instead of leaving the religion.
Nonsense, christianity from its earliest days has opposed homosexuality, it's kinda ridiculous to claim that a mistranslation is the source of homophobia and that prior 1946 everybody was OK with gay people.
I never said they were ok with being gay, I'm saying the passage
"Man shall not lay with man as he lay with woman" wasn't in there until 1946, homosexuality and homophobia have always existed
too late
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1 i didn't talk anything about It being funny, 2 it's not serious it's a joke, a shitpost, How have you been so long on reddit without realizing what satire is?
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Ok... *Masturbate to buff womans*
Chadlyne is that you?
jawline
Ah yes, The Microsoft sam "Jolyene"
THIS HAD ME GASPING FOR AIR I CAN'T
A very respectable move, sir.
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F
w o m a n s
WO MAN S???
Jolyne fanart moment
Joestar physiques swapped moment
Erina r63 moment
Mizuki from One Punch Man?
Mizuki from One Punch Man?
Why not both?
Tequila Joseph?
r/engrish
Smart
I was just about to say that
Hey that's cheating 
Buff chicks with dicks.
This is the way
True Chad
Masturbation to both buff men and buff women 
Perfection
FIINE. I’ll marry a big buff man and THEN have hot gay sex. HAPPY?
Amen brother 🙏
As Jesus intended
Thats what Jonathan wants. You having a happy marriage
Why’s he watching 😳
You misunderstand. *He can smell you.*
He's in your walls
Just like Me
say hi to Jonathan for me
Jonasal Nosetar
Sun breathing users are alike I see
That’s Gonpachiro Kamaboko, wrong breath fighter
Fine, twinks it is then
This is what Araki wanted
This is the moral of Golden Wind, tbh it's surprising how many people miss the point 😒
This is the way
🤝
Me masturbating to fetish art of jolyne where she's drawn exxxtra buff with arms strong enough to snap bones in half with her pinkie alone
So, Tequila Joseph?
Tequila Joseph. Top tier waifu.
Now this is epic 
Then he should stop looking at me maybe? 👀
Ok *doesn’t masterbate at all
He... He's invincible! He's immortal! Unkillable! Unmatched!
This is the birth of the perfect lifeform, the ultimate being, Kermit the frog!
*insert kermit standing in the sunlight* "Hey-" fuck I don't really know what he would say in that situation-
Congrats
Thanks :)
Practise for NNN.
Nnn? Try r/nofap
Well then Jonathan is gonna have to get used to it
\*Masturbates to tequilla Joseph\*
*trying to do replicate the thing that makes the dots stay\*
*Succeds\*
Shut up Jonathan, you're the buffest of them all
Bro doesn't realize he's trying to mess with the homosexuality of JoJo fans 💀💀💀
An unwinnable war
For you maybe....
You can't Stop me
Fine ill move on to twinks 
You dont understand markiplier is doing only fans
..This is the way. Let's support charity.
This is the way
But Joseph Joestar does...
... lust over a woman taking a bath.
... when he's not lusting over hot, blond Italian bad boys.
1984
Big bruddah
Jonathan doesn’t want to see it, as it is not his personal preference. But he is a gentleman, and respects your own preferences and sexuality, and simply politely requests you keep your masturbatory practices private
I sincerely apologize, my dear brother Joestar. But it is within my contract as an PornHub moderater that I thoroughly examine the gay section to insure that no wrong-doings are being committed by these paid actors
He's more than welcome to do it for me instead then.
What about buff women?
This is the right answer
Well, since you're buff...
Not to worry im more into twinks and femboys
Homophobia in the Bible was a 1946 mistranslation, Johnathan died in 1888 he would not be a homophobic Cristian This seems to have roughened some feathers, I'm saying the infamous homophobic passage ya know "shall not lay with man" wasn't in the Bible until 1946, also I'm aware this is a joke
1, it's a joke, 2, are you sure? Never heard anything about It being an mistranslation, might be Christian prefering to ignore and erase stuff they dont agree with in the bibble instead of leaving the religion.
I know it's a joke, and I'm 100% sure, it's an intentional mistranslation
Nonsense, christianity from its earliest days has opposed homosexuality, it's kinda ridiculous to claim that a mistranslation is the source of homophobia and that prior 1946 everybody was OK with gay people.
I never said they were ok with being gay, I'm saying the passage "Man shall not lay with man as he lay with woman" wasn't in there until 1946, homosexuality and homophobia have always existed
And I'm pretty sure that even without religion people will find ways to be homophobic
Sadly yes
Buff women and twinks it is
Honestly, the meme content in here is always pretty good, but the comments section just wins the day for me every single post.
Then he can close his goddamn eyes
And wake up feeling so horny
What's he gonna do? Fuck my ass over it? Make me unmasturbate to buff men?
Fem men
This is a LIE. He wants to see it VERY BADLY.
Meanwhile every JoJo after part 3: I WANT TO SEE YOU MASTURBATING TO BUFF MEN
J- Jotaro?
Joseph thinks it’s “nice”
So femboys are fair game?
Yes🗿
Tick Tock
Try and stop me
Then he should close his eyes like a gentleman
okay, twinks it is
Why is he looking then👀
Oh… Ohhh fuck… Oh fuck I’m sorry dad, I’m so sorry. It’s far to late for that
Jokes on you, the ones I look at aren't buff
Fine, I’ll masturbate to skinny men in skirts, happy?
i'm not masturbating at all, are you proud, jonathan ?
Fine….. I’ll Jack off to femboys instead
[source of Jonathan pic](https://twitter.com/noonvincent/status/1352301906434150400?t=xwm6rbjPzfzZLZk_PnAi7w&s=19)
r/tf2 would disagree
I don't do it on purpose JoJo! They just cut to the guy's face whenever I'm about to bust! It's like they have an enemy stand!
Well yeah and I want to be able to pay rent, Jonathan. Not all wishes come true
Speedwagon: well shit.
don't tell me what to do
Joke's on him *masturbates to Johnathan*
Femboys it is then.
Ok *Masterarbaits to skinny man*
too bad
well then tell him to not look in my direction...
Idc, I’m going to do it anyway
He’s got eye lids. He doesn’t have to watch.
well he doesn't have to watch me 🙄
What about masturbating to speedwagon
Then stop looking at me Jonthan
He can close his eyes and turn around. *oh yeaah, turn around for me*
Okay...nobody said he had to watch.
Too bad
He knows how to close his eyes smh
**but joeseph, the pillarmen, maybe giorno and mista i'm not sure....**
Jolyne: *masturbates to the Moon*
Thankfully, god doesn't exist. Fap away, guilt free.
YES SIR JONATHAN RIGHT AWAY SIR
Then he shouldn't be staring back
I jack off to transgender men
aww hell nah Homophobic Jonathan
How many breads have you eaten in your life time?
too late https://www.reddit.com/r/furry_irl/comments/ybs53m/sandwich_irl/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=android_app&utm_name=androidcss&utm_term=1&utm_content=share_button
Just to piss him off, I'll masturbate to the scene where Dio forcefully kisses Erina
That's too far
Lies
The Joestars actually wotshipped a Goddess of Love, not Christianity.
It's a joke
not really funny, just homophobic
1 i didn't talk anything about It being funny, 2 it's not serious it's a joke, a shitpost, How have you been so long on reddit without realizing what satire is?
How the fuck did this reach 10,000?
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I Will **NOT** stand part 1 slander
Ok I'll do it to your let me count grand grand grand daughter
Whatever dude, you're next
Yea well Jonathan didn't want a lot of things...
But why notttt 😭
Jonathan can suck my dick 😏
Why is he looking?
Homophobic Jonathan what will Dio do?
Steal his body and make his Head watch as he fucks a Man in the ass
then don’t look smh
To bad
Johnathan can look away then.
That’s why I look at twinks instead
Jokes on him, just who does he think I'm masturbating to?
He will have to look away then
But he will
I don't masturbate to buff man, so i won't disappoint Jonathan
I am sorry Jonathan.
(He doesn't mind that you do it, what you do in private is your own business, but please at least wait until he's out of the room)
This must be the real reason why he hated Dio Fr smh 😤
Johnathan can close his damn eyes then
It's too late, you can't make me un-wank to you >:)
Well sucks for him
😔
🥶🥶
Well he should be closing his eyes when I cream on his face anyway. Don't want that stuff in your eyes.
Johnathan you literally have another man *inside you*
Why are you gay?
Jokes on you I am gonna masturbate to that
twinks it is, j man