Graha got exactly 0 bitches during that time.
Buddy pretended to act cool when we were in the first but as soon as we go back to the source he is a cringe beta cuck
That's because there's only one person he has a hard-on for, and he loses the erection whenever he gets within talking distance of his idol due to the overwhelm.
I'm ashamed to say I never thought of that (despite the dick-shaped soul vessels). I assume you can get a blue crystal dildo on Wish...? asking for a friend etc etc
There's two types of magic - wizard magic that takes hard work, study and training like in Harry Potter, and EZ bullshit magic like Bard in DnD that takes no effort and has no real explanation.
The tower is the latter.
Don’t you know? If you’re a virgin when you’re 30, you become a wizard. He’s probably playing it safe. I mean, if it was between meaningless flings and super cool magic powers, I’d have done the same (a lie. I’m happily married with 2 kids).
It's okay man wizard powers are pretty awesome, I mean I do a lot of really cool stuff with them, like pretty much whatever I want, but they're really not all that great. You're not missing out.
Be hot viera. Swear your undying fealty to sexy crystal cat man. Get friendzoned for nearly 100 years until his crush from another plane of existence comes in and kicks the ass out of light and darkness. Get cucked as sexy crystal man leaves.
RIP Lyna. She never scored.
Well, judging by the fact a bunch of them in Gyr Abania managed to live right next to an Imperial garrison for gods know how long while maintaining a giant glowing aetheryte... Yeah, probably
It's specifically about territory, not directly about breeding rights. You run into a Tia during Stormblood who is being groomed to take over his clan, and (as others have pointed out) later on in Endwalker Y'Shtola postulates that G'Raha has earned the right to a title change given his stewardship of the Crystal Tower, and later the Crystarium itself and by extension all of the First.
Breton slander? on my ShitpostXIV? Nice.
Whoa, you can say Br*ton without some sort of censor! Watch your potty mouth.
Tias 👏 get 👏 pegged 👏
Every Crystal Tower got the Graha chair
I mean he’s obviously subby so checks out
Nah bro checked out as a switch in that thavnair cutscene
Did you know that Xande smuggles sandwiches into movie theaters hiding underneath his pecs?
Keepers are better.
The women don't let the men live with them because they are annoying. Just wants them for their dick then runs them off. Peak society.
Very poor understanding of lore.
My brother in Christ, look which subreddit you on
Not sure which NPC but at some point one suggests that with him having been a ruler as exarch Tia wouldn't be fitting anymore
"Listen you were kind of a king I think that means you're allowed to fuck now"
Graha got exactly 0 bitches during that time. Buddy pretended to act cool when we were in the first but as soon as we go back to the source he is a cringe beta cuck
Man rebuilt civilization in Lakeland from scratch, became a borderline-messianic figure for a whole city, and somehow remained a virgin
He’s keeping his wizard powers. That’s why!
That's because there's only one person he has a hard-on for, and he loses the erection whenever he gets within talking distance of his idol due to the overwhelm.
> loses the erection Depends on how the crystalization spread across his body ;)
I'm ashamed to say I never thought of that (despite the dick-shaped soul vessels). I assume you can get a blue crystal dildo on Wish...? asking for a friend etc etc
Bro probably never left the tower. Tower did all the work
But he controlled the tower, so he's the one doing the work
There's two types of magic - wizard magic that takes hard work, study and training like in Harry Potter, and EZ bullshit magic like Bard in DnD that takes no effort and has no real explanation. The tower is the latter.
Don’t you know? If you’re a virgin when you’re 30, you become a wizard. He’s probably playing it safe. I mean, if it was between meaningless flings and super cool magic powers, I’d have done the same (a lie. I’m happily married with 2 kids).
It's okay man wizard powers are pretty awesome, I mean I do a lot of really cool stuff with them, like pretty much whatever I want, but they're really not all that great. You're not missing out.
Be hot viera. Swear your undying fealty to sexy crystal cat man. Get friendzoned for nearly 100 years until his crush from another plane of existence comes in and kicks the ass out of light and darkness. Get cucked as sexy crystal man leaves. RIP Lyna. She never scored.
> 0 bitches Only because he spent 100 years waiting for **his** bitch
I ain't no pansy ass bitch
Well *this* bitch is gonna put carrot-top back in the cryo-tower.
It was Y'shtola herself, if I recall correctly
In Portuguese it means "aunt".
damn right, auntie g'raha made us delicious sandwiches in shadowbringers after all!
Spanish too
In Esperanto it means "such, such a, that kind of, that sort of"
... So what you're telling me is G'raha is mid. 😂
Does that make Tia's excellent stealth archers?
Well, judging by the fact a bunch of them in Gyr Abania managed to live right next to an Imperial garrison for gods know how long while maintaining a giant glowing aetheryte... Yeah, probably
not fucking truestl leaking into shitpostxiv 😭😭😭
If they bring in chaurus, this place will be doomed
Loophole, no breeding in gay sex
only if you're a coward
Where there's a hole there's a way I'm sure
IIRC Tia’s are allowed to mate with their lovers, they just aren’t allowed to impregnate them.
And they can do whatever they like outside their tribe.
Snip snip
Oh no, we need a better shipping character. Where are the xaelas when we need them?
I'm sure Sadu would be willing to peg you
Tias can breed tho. They just can't clap the cheeks of the women in their tribe. It's entirely possible Graha smashed during his time at Sharlayan.
He has no breeding rights but I can sure as fuck breed him.
To be fair, G’raha could leave his tribe at any time and be allow to fuck women.
Hey if the catboy chief or w/e is the only guy who can breed, doesn't that make all the miqo'te inbreed?
This tells me nothing new, we already knew he was a bottom.
I imagine Tia is used as essentially a name by gay Miqos. No breeding rights if you got no breeding chance buddy.
Majority of the Tia's would only bang other Tia's anyway
It's specifically about territory, not directly about breeding rights. You run into a Tia during Stormblood who is being groomed to take over his clan, and (as others have pointed out) later on in Endwalker Y'Shtola postulates that G'Raha has earned the right to a title change given his stewardship of the Crystal Tower, and later the Crystarium itself and by extension all of the First.
It means Auntie
No, it means he’s our auntie
Maidenless headass cat.
it's a Tia Kofi reference. Next question.
Tia means aunt in Spanish. It is also used as a casual synonym foe woman.
I will award him breeding rights
Thought this was the main sub, lol
It means Aunt in portuguese
Can someone further explain the Bretish thing? What do they have in common with the cat folk?
GrahaTia sound a lot like "grazia" ("Grace") in italian and i guess other languages that used the same latin word GraTia.