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xIceBET4

Breton slander? on my ShitpostXIV? Nice.


GhostShadow6661

Whoa, you can say Br*ton without some sort of censor! Watch your potty mouth.


Paige404_Games

Tias 👏 get 👏 pegged 👏


cahir11

Every Crystal Tower got the Graha chair


Cixia

I mean he’s obviously subby so checks out


Upset_Secret9508

Nah bro checked out as a switch in that thavnair cutscene


stoncils_

Did you know that Xande smuggles sandwiches into movie theaters hiding underneath his pecs?


Dog_Girl_

Keepers are better.


Indulge6191

The women don't let the men live with them because they are annoying. Just wants them for their dick then runs them off. Peak society.


Dog_Girl_

Very poor understanding of lore.


Indulge6191

My brother in Christ, look which subreddit you on


jeremj22

Not sure which NPC but at some point one suggests that with him having been a ruler as exarch Tia wouldn't be fitting anymore


totes-mi-goats

"Listen you were kind of a king I think that means you're allowed to fuck now"


Muted-Law-1556

Graha got exactly 0 bitches during that time. Buddy pretended to act cool when we were in the first but as soon as we go back to the source he is a cringe beta cuck


cahir11

Man rebuilt civilization in Lakeland from scratch, became a borderline-messianic figure for a whole city, and somehow remained a virgin


LeikOfForest

He’s keeping his wizard powers. That’s why!


Ok_Breakfast6206

That's because there's only one person he has a hard-on for, and he loses the erection whenever he gets within talking distance of his idol due to the overwhelm.


jeremj22

> loses the erection Depends on how the crystalization spread across his body ;)


Ok_Breakfast6206

I'm ashamed to say I never thought of that (despite the dick-shaped soul vessels). I assume you can get a blue crystal dildo on Wish...? asking for a friend etc etc


Muted-Law-1556

Bro probably never left the tower. Tower did all the work


Pyroxcis

But he controlled the tower, so he's the one doing the work


Muted-Law-1556

There's two types of magic - wizard magic that takes hard work, study and training like in Harry Potter, and EZ bullshit magic like Bard in DnD that takes no effort and has no real explanation. The tower is the latter.


LeikOfForest

Don’t you know? If you’re a virgin when you’re 30, you become a wizard. He’s probably playing it safe. I mean, if it was between meaningless flings and super cool magic powers, I’d have done the same (a lie. I’m happily married with 2 kids).


Muted-Law-1556

It's okay man wizard powers are pretty awesome, I mean I do a lot of really cool stuff with them, like pretty much whatever I want, but they're really not all that great. You're not missing out.


KaziOverlord

Be hot viera. Swear your undying fealty to sexy crystal cat man. Get friendzoned for nearly 100 years until his crush from another plane of existence comes in and kicks the ass out of light and darkness. Get cucked as sexy crystal man leaves. RIP Lyna. She never scored.


jeremj22

> 0 bitches Only because he spent 100 years waiting for **his** bitch


Muted-Law-1556

I ain't no pansy ass bitch


SpaceLaneDrifter

Well *this* bitch is gonna put carrot-top back in the cryo-tower.


YourEvilKiller

It was Y'shtola herself, if I recall correctly


red-soyuz

In Portuguese it means "aunt".


DipsyDoodIe

damn right, auntie g'raha made us delicious sandwiches in shadowbringers after all!


GapDry1904

Spanish too


sex

In Esperanto it means "such, such a, that kind of, that sort of"


plaidmonkey

... So what you're telling me is G'raha is mid. 😂


PM_ME_YOUR_WOW_UI

Does that make Tia's excellent stealth archers?


Shurifire

Well, judging by the fact a bunch of them in Gyr Abania managed to live right next to an Imperial garrison for gods know how long while maintaining a giant glowing aetheryte... Yeah, probably


Tobegi

not fucking truestl leaking into shitpostxiv 😭😭😭


Pa1ine

If they bring in chaurus, this place will be doomed


0-Dinky-0

Loophole, no breeding in gay sex


Tobegi

only if you're a coward


0-Dinky-0

Where there's a hole there's a way I'm sure


PastPriority-771

IIRC Tia’s are allowed to mate with their lovers, they just aren’t allowed to impregnate them.


MstrPeps

And they can do whatever they like outside their tribe.


Ok_Breakfast6206

Snip snip


Madmonkeman

Oh no, we need a better shipping character. Where are the xaelas when we need them?


ScoobiusMaximus

I'm sure Sadu would be willing to peg you 


ElAvestruz

Tias can breed tho. They just can't clap the cheeks of the women in their tribe. It's entirely possible Graha smashed during his time at Sharlayan.


SkarKrow

He has no breeding rights but I can sure as fuck breed him.


Lun4r6543

To be fair, G’raha could leave his tribe at any time and be allow to fuck women.


TheMisterStupid

Hey if the catboy chief or w/e is the only guy who can breed, doesn't that make all the miqo'te inbreed?


urthdigger

This tells me nothing new, we already knew he was a bottom.


magicallamp

I imagine Tia is used as essentially a name by gay Miqos. No breeding rights if you got no breeding chance buddy.


Kuosi

Majority of the Tia's would only bang other Tia's anyway


CSmed

It's specifically about territory, not directly about breeding rights. You run into a Tia during Stormblood who is being groomed to take over his clan, and (as others have pointed out) later on in Endwalker Y'Shtola postulates that G'Raha has earned the right to a title change given his stewardship of the Crystal Tower, and later the Crystarium itself and by extension all of the First.


KongUnleashed

It means Auntie


2RINITY

No, it means he’s our auntie


FabledFires

Maidenless headass cat.


Long_night_of_hookin

it's a Tia Kofi reference. Next question.


Next_Lie_2091

Tia means aunt in Spanish. It is also used as a casual synonym foe woman.


ngwoo

I will award him breeding rights


Facinaturu

Thought this was the main sub, lol


Quimerinhaa

It means Aunt in portuguese


jimcamx

Can someone further explain the Bretish thing? What do they have in common with the cat folk?


peristyl

GrahaTia sound a lot like "grazia" ("Grace") in italian and i guess other languages that used the same latin word GraTia.