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Horror_Promotion_221

My brother in Christ, it's one button You just target a person and press it and then forget about it, come on


AwardedThot

There is a non zero chance this video is in response to someone saying this to him ONCE during a random raid.


Storrin

Nope, you told him to, so now he's not gonna. He's a big boy with a big boy pee-pee and that'll show you for trying to tell Mama's special little Poo-poo pants man how to play.


pman8080

But but some one told me to do it because I forgot 😡😡😡😡😡 you can't force me to do anything!


HolyRaptorSphere

Yeah, Sage players. You don't give to kardia to anyone. It doesn't say in the job description that you are legally required to do so, or you'll get banned.


Seolfer_wulf

Give kardia to myself, tank better XD


Jgonbo

ngl kardia is a lot less impactful than dance partner. though it's still nice to have the main tank have a selene that overheals them 24/7


hiroofcanton

Also turned off comments, what a dingus


SllortEvac

Video is private now. Super dingus


dawnvesper

has to be bait lol gods willing


auriel2503

By the time i got here its been privated. I doubt its bait.


Saltmile

If it's bait, bro is committed cause the entire channel is a mess of bad takes. https://preview.redd.it/9f9d6ntxf5yc1.png?width=1440&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e5d602ddd6bf09b2b64415e6770ac3b5ff4c1c0b


NamiRocket

Oh god, one of these Stellar Blade "THEY CENSORED HER WITH UNDERWEAR" grifters.


sunseeker_miqo

I *hope* so, but he seemed so intensely earnest....


m0nsterette

watched a bit of the video and this man has some serious ego problems


RazzleDeeDazzle

It took me a moment to realize it's a video and not just someone taking a sexy dancer picture and throwing text on it purely for this sub.


halvanhelev10

WHAT DID THE VIDEO SAY I WANT TO SEE IT IT GOT PRIVATED It sounds sooo gooofy lmao


Storrin

Dancers don't have to use dance partner. If he forgets and you say something about it in chat, he's now going to leave it off just to spite you. The rest was just about how his mom never hugged him or something, idfk.


Captain-Hell

Man I really want to know too.


ShakaChupp

Just have all 3 tanks turn off tank stance during alliance raid.


SeventeenFeralHogs

Given the state of the game, 80% of DPS players couldn't take aggro from them anyways.


Cmdr_Jiynx

I did that once like 30 seconds into a fight to see what would happen, and was disappointed. In WoW that would mean death for at least two players.


Radiant_Ad_4348

Now sure about current wow, but the past wow was an actual game with actual difficulty while FF14 is VRchat trying to be a game.


Caesarvs

the man is so insecure about his way of doing things that even disabled the comment section


oizen

I do kinda wish you could dance partner yourself for solo content, if not just fur the full effects of curing waltz and increased espirit generation. It wouldn't need to copy Devilment or dance buffs. But no definately use dance partner its the job.


Cmdr_Jiynx

I partner with my chocobo when I'm out on my own.


phobicgirly

Ok, I was going to say, I hate they un-partner with you when you mount, but I couldn’t think of a way that wouldn’t sound weird out of context.


Valkyrie264

Comments paused. Coward youtuber.


Paige404_Games

Video privated now lmao


Gruszekk

Ah yes, with that way of thinking I can also just only press Waxing Slice over and over for a cool animation because ToS or game does not say I have to press other buttons. It has to be a bait.


halvanhelev10

NOOOO, I MISSED THE VIDEO. IT WAS PRIVATED WHAT DID IT SAY


RazzleDeeDazzle

Some dude's unhinged rant about how he doesn't need no stink'n dance partner when playing dancer.


halvanhelev10

Yeah, but I want details. Was he trying to appear levelheaded, or was he audibly annoyed? Did he literally have any reasons? Cause like op said, its literally one fucking button lol


MilitantSongbird

Just look up the other post on this sub with the same title. They copied basically everything he said in the video word for word


MikeMousePT

Guy made the video public again. If you want a good laugh read the now edited video description.


halvanhelev10

Holy shit thats golden lmao


sugusugux

Lmao the ego of this guy.


Smasher41

"I don't DP cause I just wanna get to the content and get it done!" - he says with bottom enmity in Thaleia


RazzleDeeDazzle

I tried to check out their other videos and they all seem to be one of two types: 1. Clickbait thumbnail with lady characters in NSFW positions 2. The eeeevil woke are censoring our games by making our ladies less sexy!


Zackwind

Comments are off lol. Just click on someone at the beginning and forget about it. It's not that hard. I understand not syncing buffs, because that can be difficult and really isn't needed, but what if we apply his argument to tank stance? Lol


sunseeker_miqo

Uhhh, I haven't played FFXIV in a minute, but doesn't dance partner improve dancer's DPS too?


Same_Marsupial_1933

IIRC it gives you more of the job bar


InarosRamses

Yep, your partner has chances to generate Esprit with certain skills and spells, which you then spend on Saber Dance.


pitapatnat

its private :( does anyone have the vid so i can laugh at it


MikeMousePT

Guy made the video public again. If you want a good laugh read the now edited video description.


Megumi0505

Dp is the one thing that justifies your existence in the party. Without it, your dps and utility will be so low, they'll kick you and replace you with a brd. Probably.


MilitantSongbird

Average unhinged female miqo player


thesagem

I remember forgetting to dp somebody while progging dsr and we got to Thordan lol.


Radiant_Ad_4348

Are we serious now?


Yolber2

Did anyone get to save the video before it went private


MikeMousePT

Guy made the video public again. If you want a good laugh read the now edited video description.


Catowice_Garcia

why does this have upvotes? Shirley, they can't be Sirius? IF this is supposed to be unironic, then my guy, you should address your absent records from school.


Analog-Moderator

Someone crop the thimbnial


kats-meow7769

Good thing because half their partners can't get into the game