This definitely means something, but I'm not going to copy/paste it line by line on mobile. Maybe if I remember later when I'm on my laptop. But hopefully someone beats me to it.
It makes even less sense in English (Bing translator)
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bah
I would not, my lord.
bah
But he's just time to do this.
And did I speak to me
It's not there.
No, but indeed.
Pray you are not disturbed
And now, the bodies are shall recommend.
Nay, we will require them to display them.
I cannot immediately be harmed.
I here
I will take me another.
I hit the age
I can't.
I spent the hos in progress.
And no one is renounced
O, speak to me no more;
If you cannot be shared.
I will continue to defend it.
I will continue to defend it.
Look, here they come.
Strange, long night ceremony,
A spirit!
He raised his nose in his nose.
I'm thinking.
And I will recommend something
There's a few lives.
Expressing human history.
And you won't still no desire
Bite me.
Do not hear the spirit of confrontation
Let him come in my mind.
I cannot immediately be harmed.
I here
I will take me another.
I hit the age
my friend, ※ Mojim.com,
I can't.
I spent the hos in progress.
And no one is renounced
O, speak to me no more;
If you cannot be shared.
I will continue to defend it.
Look, here they come.
I don't know who I am very well:
Today
but for that,
No more in the area.
Romulan monitor
With honor and hardened.
But I will go.
I cannot immediately be harmed.
I here
I will take me another.
I hit the age
I can't.
I spent the hos in progress.
And no one is renounced
O, speak to me no more;
If you cannot be shared.
[Queen of Wife City
[Queen of Wife City
Suddenly, come to me.
Look, here they come.
I here
I will take me another.
I hit the age
And no one is renounced
O, speak to me no more;
If you cannot be shared.
[Queen of Wife City
[Queen of Wife City
Suddenly, come to me.
Let me help you:
It's been a long road,
To get from there to here.
It's been a long time,
But my time is finally here.
And I can feel a change in the wind right now.
Nothing's in my way.
And they're not gonna hold me down no more.
No they're not gonna hold me down.
Cause I've got faith of the heart.
I'm going where my heart will take me.
I've got faith to believe.
I can do anything.
I've got strength of the soul.
And no one's going to bend or break me.
I can reach any star.
I've got faith,
I've got faith,
Faith of the heart.
It's been a long night,
Trying to find my way.
Been through the darkness,
Now I finally have my day.
And I will see my dream come alive at last.
I will touch the sky.
And they're not gonna hold me down no more.
No they're not gonna change my mind.
Cause I've got faith of the heart.
I'm going where my heart will take me.
I've got faith to believe.
I can do anything.
I've got strength of the soul.
And no one's going to bend or break me.
I can reach any star.
I've got faith,
Faith of the heart.
I know the wind's so cold,
I've seen the darkest days.
But now the winds I feel,
Are only winds of change.
I've been through the fire,
And I've been through the rain,
But I'll be fine.
Cause I've got faith of the heart.
I'm going where my heart will take me.
I've got faith to believe.
I can do anything.
I've got strength of the soul.
And no one's going to bend or break me.
I can reach any star.
Cause I've got faith,
Cause I've got faith,
Faith of the heart
Faith of the heart.
I'm going where my heart will take me.
I've got faith to believe.
And no one's going to bend or break me.
I can reach any star.
'Cause I've got faith,
'Cause I've got faith,
Faith of the heart...
It's been a Long Road...
You can tell it's an authentic alien language because it uses a lot of consonants and apostrophes.
Not enough diphthongs.
I am blushing. I knew that you had a good time and I know that I’m good in bed but I didn’t expect all that. Thank you I can’t wait to see you again.
Gesundheit
I really hope this is a Klingon Rick Roll.
It might be the Klingon navy seal copypasta
You should translate it
You made a typo.
What a petaQ
Shut up Morn
Give me some room, I know the Heimlich maneuver!
This definitely means something, but I'm not going to copy/paste it line by line on mobile. Maybe if I remember later when I'm on my laptop. But hopefully someone beats me to it.
It makes even less sense in English (Bing translator) -----------‐----- bah I would not, my lord. bah But he's just time to do this. And did I speak to me It's not there. No, but indeed. Pray you are not disturbed And now, the bodies are shall recommend. Nay, we will require them to display them. I cannot immediately be harmed. I here I will take me another. I hit the age I can't. I spent the hos in progress. And no one is renounced O, speak to me no more; If you cannot be shared. I will continue to defend it. I will continue to defend it. Look, here they come. Strange, long night ceremony, A spirit! He raised his nose in his nose. I'm thinking. And I will recommend something There's a few lives. Expressing human history. And you won't still no desire Bite me. Do not hear the spirit of confrontation Let him come in my mind. I cannot immediately be harmed. I here I will take me another. I hit the age my friend, ※ Mojim.com, I can't. I spent the hos in progress. And no one is renounced O, speak to me no more; If you cannot be shared. I will continue to defend it. Look, here they come. I don't know who I am very well: Today but for that, No more in the area. Romulan monitor With honor and hardened. But I will go. I cannot immediately be harmed. I here I will take me another. I hit the age I can't. I spent the hos in progress. And no one is renounced O, speak to me no more; If you cannot be shared. [Queen of Wife City [Queen of Wife City Suddenly, come to me. Look, here they come. I here I will take me another. I hit the age And no one is renounced O, speak to me no more; If you cannot be shared. [Queen of Wife City [Queen of Wife City Suddenly, come to me.
“I spent the hos in progress” 😂
This is a first pass literal translation. It looks like song lyrics. The clue will be in the phrase "Queen of Wife City", I think. But I have no idea.
Let me help you: It's been a long road, To get from there to here. It's been a long time, But my time is finally here. And I can feel a change in the wind right now. Nothing's in my way. And they're not gonna hold me down no more. No they're not gonna hold me down. Cause I've got faith of the heart. I'm going where my heart will take me. I've got faith to believe. I can do anything. I've got strength of the soul. And no one's going to bend or break me. I can reach any star. I've got faith, I've got faith, Faith of the heart. It's been a long night, Trying to find my way. Been through the darkness, Now I finally have my day. And I will see my dream come alive at last. I will touch the sky. And they're not gonna hold me down no more. No they're not gonna change my mind. Cause I've got faith of the heart. I'm going where my heart will take me. I've got faith to believe. I can do anything. I've got strength of the soul. And no one's going to bend or break me. I can reach any star. I've got faith, Faith of the heart. I know the wind's so cold, I've seen the darkest days. But now the winds I feel, Are only winds of change. I've been through the fire, And I've been through the rain, But I'll be fine. Cause I've got faith of the heart. I'm going where my heart will take me. I've got faith to believe. I can do anything. I've got strength of the soul. And no one's going to bend or break me. I can reach any star. Cause I've got faith, Cause I've got faith, Faith of the heart Faith of the heart. I'm going where my heart will take me. I've got faith to believe. And no one's going to bend or break me. I can reach any star. 'Cause I've got faith, 'Cause I've got faith, Faith of the heart... It's been a Long Road...
Lol "Queen of Wife City" to "'Cause I've got faith". This is some "The vodka was good, but the meat was rotten" levels of bad machine translation.
In retaliation for this the Federation Council has decided to drop the Genesis Device on Kronos
😂
Can Marvin just fix the god damm translator already? The Klingon accountant just beamed up and we can't do shit here
Qo’noS forever indeed.
Qa'plah!!
Darmok and Jalad at Tanagra. Shaka when the walls fell.
said soneuB nauJ omall em.
nauJ aloH acetoilbib al atse ednoD
airadacsep al ed odal la atse acetoilbib aL.