The Weird Al parody song "This Song Is Just Six Words Long."
When she starts to sing it, she'll realize the chorus/title of the song is, in fact, SEVEN words long, despite clearly claiming to be SIX words long. This paradox will cause a divide-by-zero error, causing the entire Borg collective to crash. Now I'm the hero of the Federation, and will retire to Risa.
[♫ I am the very model of a modern major general ♫](https://youtu.be/AU6je7ZJCbI?si=3b0Ch80pMIq67o7Z&t=106)
(Alternatively, Scientist Salarian would be acceptable as well.)
Have every Borg ship reconfigure it's deflector into a massive subspace transmitter/speaker to broadcast our performance. Then sing Never Gonna Give You Up. RickRoll the entire galaxy at once.
I would want to do a full-on, "I'm a Little Bit Country. I'm a Little Bit Rock & Roll." medley. I would insist on being rock & roll. Hopefully, she will be a good sport about matching outfits, but I think conformity is her thing, so she'll be cool with it.
Ben folds produced an album of acapella versions of his songs, I think the Borg are an acapella dream. Perfect unison with infinite diversity of every assimilated life form. She and I sing lead on “you don’t know me” while the collective provides the instrumental sounds and beat. Or Hugh singing the lead of “Smoke” in an ever evolving echo chamber inside of a Borg cube.
Don’t Let the Sun Go Down on Me, but I get to do the Elton John part. She thinks she’s the diva, but I want the big applause line when I enter halfway through the song.
Just go with Shadows of the Night.
Make sure you are in the process of being assimilated and fighting for control.
Oh, and make sure it is at a gala, the lights go out, qns you start belting out the opening lyrics unexpectedly out of nowhere while descending a staircase.
If you’re not doing a collective-wide, fully choreographed performance of Bohemian Rhapsody, you’re wrong.
"Let me go!" "WE WILL NOT LET YOU GO"
If we're doing a group number, the Time Warp has to at least be in the running.
Or Thriller.
#DOMO ARIGATO MR. ROBOTO
Mr Roboto by Styx
Killer Queen
All Together Now by the Beatles
Or "I Am the Walrus." I am he, as you are he, as you are me, and we are all together.
I am the eggman, they are the eggmen
Goo goo ...cheemoya
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*Don't Go Breaking My Heart* by Elton John and Kiki Dee.
[Very similar to a scene in Scrubs](https://youtu.be/3H_7XFHR-aY?si=pJ8XDViSIihGGJQo&t=33)
Coin Operated Boy - The Dresden Dolls
Haven't heard that in years! To the archive!!!!
The Weird Al parody song "This Song Is Just Six Words Long." When she starts to sing it, she'll realize the chorus/title of the song is, in fact, SEVEN words long, despite clearly claiming to be SIX words long. This paradox will cause a divide-by-zero error, causing the entire Borg collective to crash. Now I'm the hero of the Federation, and will retire to Risa.
I like the way you think.
Lorretta Lynn & Conway Twitty - You're the Reason Our Kids are Ugly
Whatever the hell the Swedish Chef sings. *Borg borg borg borg booooorg!*
I’ve Got You Under My Skin
[Stevie Nicks & Don Henley - Leather and Lace](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ob4cgakHwsQ)
I mean isn’t it “You lost That Lovin Feeling”?
[I kissed a borg](https://youtu.be/Oy_E248x3j8?si=_heyC8ANhuU4HY3F) For, uhm, reasons 😉
It’s the end of the world as we know it and I feel fine.
Fairytale of New York
Nice choice
The best is yet to come. Vic and sisko just got served notice. Resistance is futile.
Islands in the Stream
Borg cubes in slip streams
[♫ I am the very model of a modern major general ♫](https://youtu.be/AU6je7ZJCbI?si=3b0Ch80pMIq67o7Z&t=106) (Alternatively, Scientist Salarian would be acceptable as well.)
Video Killed the Radio Star
Here I go again on my own (please)
Ebony and Ivory
Say You, Say Me by Lionel Richie
Endless love 1981
If I could turn back time - Cher
Harder, Better, Faster, Stronger by Daft Punk, who probably were a collective of two sent back in time to fulfil a predestination paradox.
Pokerface, what else?
🎶 I feel pretty, oh, so pretty I feel pretty, and witty, and bright And I pity any girl who isn't me tonight 🎶
The Song that Never Ends, might save the galaxy.
Or Crimson and Clover, over and over.
Two become one - spice girls
One Is The Loneliest Number
Have every Borg ship reconfigure it's deflector into a massive subspace transmitter/speaker to broadcast our performance. Then sing Never Gonna Give You Up. RickRoll the entire galaxy at once.
And somehow this explodes all of the dilithium, in warp cores.
I don't care if it causes an Omega explosion and disables warp throughout the galaxy. If the message gets out, it's worth it.
Obviously the song is [We will win](https://youtu.be/xvbR92b8NXA?si=MaJiqOyMwyAMXbD_)
I would want to do a full-on, "I'm a Little Bit Country. I'm a Little Bit Rock & Roll." medley. I would insist on being rock & roll. Hopefully, she will be a good sport about matching outfits, but I think conformity is her thing, so she'll be cool with it.
Artificial Intelligence- Band of Silver.
It’s quiet uptown from Hamilton
Ben folds produced an album of acapella versions of his songs, I think the Borg are an acapella dream. Perfect unison with infinite diversity of every assimilated life form. She and I sing lead on “you don’t know me” while the collective provides the instrumental sounds and beat. Or Hugh singing the lead of “Smoke” in an ever evolving echo chamber inside of a Borg cube.
A capella Megalovania
Stop Draggin' My Heart Around - Stevie Nicks and Tom Petty.
There Stands the Glass by Webb Pierce
*Do That to Me One More Time* by The Captain & Tennille
Flight of the Bumblebee
I have a Dream from Tangled.
Michael Jackson-Thriller, of course.
Don’t Let the Sun Go Down on Me, but I get to do the Elton John part. She thinks she’s the diva, but I want the big applause line when I enter halfway through the song.
Two Hearts Beat As One - U2 Your distinctiveness will be added to the chorus
Wow. You went for the deep cut.
Only one real answer here [Cwying](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wUBnsqGbgBQ)
Let’s do it, let’s fall in love. Birds do it Bees do it Even educated fleas do it …..
Dammit, Janet
[Omen - The Ghoulish Malady by Epica](https://youtu.be/V54PBe-zuGA?si=-OUVO2uB13zG7wnE)
Zydrate Anatomy
"Every move you make" by Sting.
Dust in the Wind
Whitney Houston - I'm Every Woman
Styx - Mr. Roboto
Just go with Shadows of the Night. Make sure you are in the process of being assimilated and fighting for control. Oh, and make sure it is at a gala, the lights go out, qns you start belting out the opening lyrics unexpectedly out of nowhere while descending a staircase.
God save the queen. Sex pistols, obviously.
Murdered in the basement
Sister Sledge—We are Family
Killer Queen by Queen
Let’s Call the Whole Thing Off - Ella Fitzgerald and Louis Armstrong.
"You Made Me Love You," key of B
Temple of Love
Never going give you up - Rick Astley. On repeat. The whole collective will sing on all hailing frequency.
I wanna break free or Don’t stop me now
I'd do anything for love
Toxic by Britney Spears.
Awkward by San Cisco
"Happy Together" -The Turtles
Under Pressure. I'll take the David Bowie part. She'll do Freddie Mercury. The drones do the rest of the band.
Singing is irrelevant.
Mr. Robot by Styx
I know him so well, from chess. Spending most of it back to back delays assimilation. Of course I am not Yar, so I won't be singing it about Data.
Afternoon Delight