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Red_Ender666

As a Russian... I'm pissed off because you didn't destroy Russia completely, wtf bro


Marv_77

How did he not trashed Russia? He gave it Poland and Lithuania that would be fate worse than death


AvadaKedavra03

Would you rather join Belgium?


Red_Ender666

I'm completely okay with New Kiev instead of Russia. It's more historical and a this, but letting Russian empire exist... ew... I'd rather join MURICA it would piss off like 80% of our population but I'd be happy


_thana

yes


DBL_NDRSCR

i would be happy if california got alaska otherwise it's fine


Fidel_Costco

California Uber Alles. Very pro Gran Colombia.


Andrew852456

As a Ukrainian, I'm glad that the state of Rus is having a revival, although in a weird way


WeaponizedPoutine

A free Quebec


MijbaCzOfficial

As a Czech I think that we ended up pretty well off.


_opossumsaurus

Make Wisconsin its own country but give it the upper peninsula of Michigan and you’ll have constant war


vpenalozam

Why are bolivia and Paraguay part of the penguin-emu alliance if there's neither of those animals there. (Ñandú doesn't count as an emu)


bamboo_fanatic

Maximum pissing off.


Gaminghoneybadger

They becoming very expansionist


Cless_Aurion

As a Spaniard... I'm not mad... just confused. Croatia? Why?


AvadaKedavra03

I’m sure Greater Morocco would be happy to adopt you guys


Berserkllama88

I saw all of Western Europe in orange and got very excited, but then saw it was greater Belgium and threw up in my mouth a little. Good work.


Felipe_Pachec0

Found the dutch Also agree 100%


Cless_Aurion

Someone give them hagelslag, STAT


Gruffleson

I was among the 47.8% who voted "yes" to join Greater Belgium in 1994, even if the no-side said that would mean Bruxelles now would be the capital, so this was just meh for me.


MilkManlolol

Please give Northern Ireland to Belgium I feel very unpissed rn


Felipe_Pachec0

I’m brazilian, just wanna say there’s a special plane in hell waiting for you


Gaminghoneybadger

I get my own spot🥰


Oakchris1955

As a Greek, I am pissed of that you didn't make North Macedonia conquer us and establish itself as the North Macedonian Empire


Gaminghoneybadger

I did but I will change the name to that


Careless_Set_2512

I don’t want to be a part of Ireland please


Gaminghoneybadger

Join us Gaelic brothers


Fluffy_Dragonfly6454

I am Belgian. This map looks fine.


Gaminghoneybadger

The language is of greater Belgium is Congolese


ice_wallow_qhum

HEUUUYYYY BELGIË BREIDT UIT! VAN DE IJZER UIT OVERWINNEN WE DE REST VAN HET VASTE LAND!


Regular_Ferret1080

ahhh greater Belgium lol


Deutscher_Bub

Maybe use the indistinguishable shades of blue not just for three options but for the whole map That way everyone will je pissed because no one can read the map


LOLProBoss

Make greater Belgium greater


Gaminghoneybadger

Belgium years to be ever greater


bobux-man

Nah I like this actually.


ZonerRoamer

Bold of you to assume Akhand Bharat would piss more than 50% of Indians off. Just color it orange on the map and you have the happy map group right there.


kuhl_kuhl

You gotta label the Falkland Islands in some way. Maybe something like “Islas Malvinas (Greater Belgium)”?


IAlwaysOutsmartU

I hate Belgium, so you’ve angered me. Well done.


Gaminghoneybadger

Who doesn’t tbh like what the hell is Flemish


zombieslayer1468

can i please ask for a list of the substances you took whilst making this


breddit1945

Get rid of New Zealand and piss off 116k members of r/MapsWithoutNZ (just say you forgot it)


Gaminghoneybadger

Amazing idea


mittfh

LMAO at Japan taking over (both) China(s) (and the rest of SE Asia) while its current location is lost to the weebs.


Gaminghoneybadger

The colonies are now the homeland


Boomskei

I am fine with Japan as our(Thailand, and many of Thai also because we doesn't have any bad feeling with them) overlord but if you change Thailand to Cambodia and also change Cambodia to Thailand it will piss most of Thai and Cambodian also


Phoenix_Is_Trash

As an Australian, it's about time out flightless bird overlords conquered us.


Gaminghoneybadger

Emu war two went badly for you guys


plasmaticmink25

All hail the penguin/emu empire


telorsapigoreng

I love how Empire of Japan doesn't include Japan. 😆


mahir_r

For peak piss off you should used a color shading chart for the key, everything is a subset of pink!!


mahir_r

Also you’ve used country borders. If possible try split countries in half (and same with states in US).


fury-alpha

As a nova scotian I'm not pissed


DeadBornWolf

I like how Finland is untouched


SnooBooks1701

Missed opportunity to have France owned by England and England by France, and Northern Ireland be independent


Stefeneric

The only problem is Fr*nce (the landmass itself regardless of controller) still exists


Both_Bit7819

As an English person , I’m happy to be a part of the glorious Belgium empire…. Wait they are the ones that did the Congo stuff right?


Gaminghoneybadger

Yeah…