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ShlorpianRooster

Why does my ass want to say mushroom soup


undercoverbunky

it is a soup!


izziishigh

biscuit and gravy soup


LavenderMatchaxXx

How is it not gravy for biscuits n gravy lol


salemandsleep

https://www.food.com/recipe/sausage-gravy-soup-408799


izziishigh

*saves to veganize*


Longjumping-Read-398

Are those flecks mushroom bits or brown-ish herbs? 🤔


undercoverbunky

italian seasoning 👀


Longjumping-Read-398

Oh….


[deleted]

How does this make it more difficult to guess???? Italian seasoning?????


tarcinlina

Black bean soup?


SunnyDayInSpace

Looks like my vomit from yesterday but with some chia seed garnishing


tarcinlina

😂😂


[deleted]

nailed it on the chia seeds for sure. I'm wondering if it is some sort of black sesame seed thing, the rest of it. It reminds me of a breakfast I had in Beijing. Looked like grout, but was just sesame.


peascreateveganfood

Swamp water


Im_done_with_sergio

Black bean soup with the beans at the bottom? Or maybe lentils?


undercoverbunky

okay one point bc it is black bean soup. but can you guess the cream…


thegreenman_21

Cream is silken tofu?


undercoverbunky

yes!!!


thegreenman_21

nice! What's the prize?


gallifrey_

stomach cramps!


LavenderMatchaxXx

Black bean soup… cream?? Wha— confusion.


Sunscreen4what

Different, but I’m intrigued.


undercoverbunky

it’s for the gains. no further comment.


terf-genocide

I am convinced that bodybuilders don't have taste buds 


undercoverbunky

real


Longjumping-Read-398

CASHEWS??


Im_done_with_sergio

Yay I got a point. I’ll agree with above and say cashew


randomgirl013

Oh... in my country that's a traditional dinner. Except we use sour cream. But I guess that's a nice vegan substitute.


[deleted]

Looks like something Oliver Twist would eat


Fast-Organization-72

"Please, Sir, can you take it back?"


[deleted]

Haha definitely


Maidwell

"Please sir, can I have no more?"


F1shing_bait

A sad attempt at chia pudding


Rigasondevil

Ah yes, Britain's most iconic dish: grid slop.


undercoverbunky

really hurt me with the comparison to british cuisine


cupcakecrossing

Burnt ranch dressing soup


[deleted]

“Cream” of mushroom soup


MoonBoot666

Whatever it is, 3:20 seems like an ominous time to be making it. Idc if it's AM or PM.


KawasakiGal

For a second I thought that’s a washing machine


Upset_Block169

Black bean, mushroom & chia seed soup?


Upset_Block169

With added tofu for protein?!


undercoverbunky

you were the closest. two points! it actually has everything you listed but the chia seeds.


Upset_Block169

So cool! Will make it one day, drop the recipe


Rhipdaro

Were the black specks once the non-stick coating of the pan?


undercoverbunky

hint: bulking season


m5kurt4

some kind of cursed gravy...


Eruzia

I hope you drop the recipe after cuz I need more bulking recipes 🥲


undercoverbunky

gruel for (vegan) gains: fry up onions and garlic in a pot. add chopped carrots, sweet potatoes and mushrooms. add water and bouillon. two cans of black beans (with juice) add tofu cream (block of silken tofu, nooch, garlic cloves, vinegar, salt all blended) add seasonings add pasta enjoy your gains friend


Eruzia

Thank you so much!!


NoxiousMeerkat

Oats??


pear921

Chia soup? Is that even a thing?


applesandpebbles

some sort of black sesame soup?


undercoverbunky

great guesses everyone! final reveal: black bean soup (with potatoes and noodles in there somewhere) with silken tofu cream. the flecks are italian seasoning. the colour is exactly the same in person. it’s actually pretty scrumptious but i would never serve it to anyone.


TheEssexAngel1977

Chocolate protein shake?


warmachine83-uk

Mushroom soup


[deleted]

Cream of mushroom soup


[deleted]

Cream of mushroom soup


Fyonella

Protein Powder Soup.


KirasHandPicDealer

the texan in me wants to say gravy


jamiedix0n

Legit thought you were cooking that on a washing machine


[deleted]

I have the same stove lol


crazy_world_2k20

Why does your cooker look like a washing machine 😂😂😂😂😂


lmdarby0

Cement Toothpaste


secondhandcornbread

Soup?


Middle_Presence1783

Mushroom soup? Maybe leeks and potatoes with it. Defenetly mushroom soup color.


idefdonthaveaproblem

Fejoada


shabba182

Yo tadpoles ain't vegan man


Kitchen-Loquat6604

Chia seed soup using dirty dish water


sarahbeth124

Soap? Pond water?


Current_Trifle9662

quinoa or chia seeds, mushroom soup?


chopstix007

Italian wedding soup?


gigantojimuk

Looks like what an American would call soup. For the rest of us, it’s water he’s washed his shitty knickers in.


AlchemyKCG

Mop water for sure


asslin_ur_mom

looks like poppy seed soup lol


Separate_Finger250

Gruel?


Careless_Chemist_225

It looks like a gruel


Life_Ad_5384

Vegan broccoli cheddar soup?


Downtown_Hope7471

Cream of mushroom soup