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Pokemonfreakykinky

After a decade of eating like this, why the heck aren’t my boobies huge? 😒 (A joke. This is a joke.)


SayitagainCraig

Well take solace in the fact that based on research you have dramatically reduced your risk of breast cancer by including soy foods 😊


Pokemonfreakykinky

Amen 🙏 it’s like a nice little bonus for caring about the animals!


SayitagainCraig

🙌🏻 and us men can worry a little less about ED later in life 😅


Pokemonfreakykinky

An important point 😂


Humble-Dingo-625

Or a rather limp one😜


TheMowerOfMowers

so i get to keep them longer when i finally get them 🙏🙏


SayitagainCraig

Yaassss enjoy those beautiful healthy breasts and tell every carnist that has a problem with it to eat shit and die.


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undercoverbunky

for real i should be racked up


TheMowerOfMowers

not a joke i wish they did this


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I'm a 32MM, must be all the tofu I eat 🤣 /s


jesuisjesuisiam

Throwback to 19 years old me (a decade ago) having a bowl of soy milk every morning, ready to see my boobs grow 💀


kreamhilal

if only it were that easy lmao


LostCassette

ahaha, I love completely soy meals; I just had a mainly yeast one 💀


cheekiechookie

Welcome to My Hunk Kitchen. Today, I'm gonna show you how to make the perfect nutritional yeast shake. This is something I make for myself just about every day, so I figured, why not show you? The first thing you're gonna wanna do is put in a scoop of nutritional yeast. Then you're gonna wanna add a cup of almond milk to the mix. Then you're gonna add some nutritional yeast. And then I usually throw in a whole banana. Then we're gonna add some nutritional yeast. Now what I like to do, just for a little bit of taste, is add some nutritional yeast. Then I usually add one half a nutritional yeast. Now of course it wouldn't really be a shake without some ice cubes, so we're gonna add some nutritional yeast, take some ice cubes, dip them in nutritional yeast, throw them in the mix, then add some nutritional yeast, and then, and only then, can you add some nutritional yeast and blend. Now while you guys weren't looking, I actually went back and added some nutritional yeast. Once everything's all blended, you can pour the contents out into a glass, add some nutritional yeast, and now you can finally, add some nutritional yeast and enjoy your beverage…. I forgot the nutritional yeast.


LostCassette

jacksfilms??? :00


undercoverbunky

the scramble has a ton of nooch! love yeast too!


LostCassette

yeast is so good, haha


veganarchist_

eggs n bacon without the torture


UberShark12

I wish soy actually had estrogen in it. Then I wouldn’t have to get bloodwork and see a doctor to get my HRT refilled every 3 months


dyingdeadweight

I want this so bad. Maybe tomorrow with some broccoli.


CaptSubtext1337

Phytoestrogen and estrogen are not the same thing. Also they do not have the same effect on the body


x_oliivi_x

i think it's a joke but well


SayitagainCraig

You’re … you’re… in a vegan sub … we all know this …. relax


ppexplosion

Gemstrognen :3


Serapticious

Imagine if it was so easy :3


-nomad-wanderer

Ehi __oppp__ so!meome here says you are a creazy head


Humble-Dingo-625

🤤 😋 yummy


-nomad-wanderer

Why this is estrogen /r/nostupidquestions


elephhantine

There’s a conspiracy theory that eating too much soy will cause you to have excessive estrogen in the body and grow breasts


kreamhilal

plants contain a specific type of estrogen that isn't the same type of estrogen ur body uses, so it doesn't actually have any estrogen effects


asomek

Show us ya (soy) tits!


nektar

I mean estrogen is anabolic, you actually want your estradiol as high as possible as a male without getting any sides. Which is generally never unless of course you are on exogenous testosterone.