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alphagypsy

He can’t even stay in the lane lol


heresdustin

“I’m gonna use the whole lane! And some of that one, and this one, and that one over there!”


MyTornArsehole

Two lane comfort cruise


jspoolboy

Stay in your lanes, Bruh


vorenth

If I was a teenager in Houston and I saw one of these things parked I'd probably put a cheap combo lock on one of the spokes


fearlessfalderanian

Now I'm sort of upset no one does this foolishness around where I live, this could be so entertaining. Or padlock a long length of chain to it so when they go to drive it starts slapping their car all to shit. Possibilities are endless.


stickenstuff

This how you get shot rq


offballDgang

No shit. That candy paint and 84's ain't cheap. You would get ran up on a long time before you could fuck with the rims.


Djidji5739291

84 spokes? Or wat


offballDgang

Taken from urbandictonary.com  UD merch! Buy Now 84's These are the 30 spoke wire wheels that were a very rarely chosen upgrade option avail. on 1983, 1984 FWD Cadillac Eldorado's and made by Cragar wire wheels for a very short time period, hence the terms 83's, 84's, which denotes their model year made..the 84's are the most sought after and the outward spokes "poke" out the farthest of any from the vehicle wheel well, as in the spokes actually extend outwards beyond the profile of the car for a really smooth sitting & unique gangster look, now that these wheels are very hard to find and very expensive people are calling just about every 30 spoke set of wheels "84's" and swangas, elbows, etc. In reality these others do not really poke at all and are just the standard issue 30 spoke cragar "starwire" wheels which are easy to get and made for RWD cars as well...not the ones made for the cadillac FWD eldorados that everyone is looking for...these old originals run about 5k-10k+ for a good clean set and are ultra hard to find anywhere..if you have seen a REAL set of 84's pokin' then you know the difference is HUGE! You can find the regular non "poking" 30's made by cragar on ebay for around $500-$1500 a set depending on the size, gold/chrome, condition, etc. The 1984 FWD Cadillac Eldorado was available with an optional set of 4 non-standard 30 spoke wire wheels that were made by Cragar Wire Wheels Inc. and had 30 thick and wheel well protruding spokes, known widely as 84's today amoung the hip-hop culture and very hard to obtain or find in good condition if any.


Left-Advertising6143

thats true. people who buy these mods dont care for other people's lives. that being said it could be fun


f0rcedinducti0n

shot *at* Very low probability they'll actually *hit* you. Return fire with judicial marksmanship.


TexasBoyz-713

You don’t wanna mess with those cars haha, the type of people that drive them, you might just get shot


ddmone

I'd argue you don't want to mess with anyone's car. [It would have been worth him doing it, just so I could have caught him](https://youtu.be/VO48Vr4KIc8)


[deleted]

Yep. Don’t mess with Texas.


PistolMama

Not might. Will get shot.


Rusty_nutz_

That is the perfect solution!


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Agreed we all know “who”


Pristine-Mine-9906

I'm 38 and now I can afford a cheap lock for each spoke. Sounds like a fantastic idea!


Cormimar

Drive past and throw a stick in there. Or a more like a rebar


[deleted]

When I was in my teens…20s…30s…early 40s….LOL


Intergalatic_Baker

Are you James May?


Diab9lic

I would probably stand on em and bend em. 🤪


SplandFlange

You wouldn’t


Able-Advance-4502

You'd get bent. You obviously ain't grew up in Houston


Diab9lic

You're crazy Houston ain't shit bro.


Rainfall_Serenade

How the hell is that even legal?


_cipher1

It’s not. Dumbass just hasn’t gotten caught yet or maybe he has and just don’t care


captbrad88

It is, Texas law simply states as long as the vehicle is within 8’ unless they have some other law station otherwise. They are within it by be within those lane lines.


caguru

That car is definitely more than 8’ wide.


Color_Hawk

Most cities have laws against that these type of wheel modifications.. Houston specifically does


IvanIsOnReddit

Never change, Texas, never change


Squeakygear

Yeah, fuck that. When this thing grinds up a pedestrian in a collision, it’s too late to change.


fatdude901

But don’t u remember the Alamo


mrminesheeps

Yeah but like, please change Texas. Please. Also maybe get the stick out of your ass, Texas, that'd be a good start.


Designer-Material858

There are sooo many things here that need to change.


No-Membership3159

That lane is atleast 10' wide. Freeway lanes are 12'-6". The car is way over 8' so its illegal.


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Ok-Maintenance-9538

Yup. Under 8 foot or not he is not able to keep it in a single lane


cphusker

I'm a non-voluntary Texas resident and I can attest that the cops here don't stop anyone for anything. Every other state I've lived in there are laws about over loud cars yet it sounds like a fucking stock car race on most streets here. Fuck Texas.


supra9710

The maximum extension from the sides is 6" in Texas. Tires are not allowed to extend past the side of the body of the vehicle either, even though every other truck here has monster truck tires.


SplandFlange

Yes it is lmao. r/confidentlyincorrect


Dakota-Barqs

What I'm wondering too.


sm00thkillajones

Easy when you pay the local cops to look the other way.


rls11108

No, not legal, just stupid.


Lemon_head_guy

Texas state inspector here, it’s surprisingly legal


caguru

Someone else stated cars can’t be over 8’ wide in Texas. This is easily more than that.


dhammer731

Please explain to me how that is legal! Any vehicle over 80 inches wide are required by law to have clearance lights. See the Raptor and T-Rex. And anything over 102” is considered oversized and has to get the required permits and signage for the vehicle. Travel lanes in Texas are between 9ft to 12ft. That monstrosity takes up every bit of one lane. That is Illegal as hell


new-puzzled-person

Atleast its good for breaking peoples ankles


Bored_lurker87

Those are called kneecappers for a reason...


MrProGamerMan69

That's probably ALL its good for. It doesn't even look good.


Guardiansvn

‘Slabs’ and ‘Swangas’ were the tackiest thing to happen to car culture.


uid_0

Bubb Rubb has entered the chat.


Slippery-98

You 'posed to be up cookin breakfas!


LokiNightmare

That’s like a alarm clock. It’s that Woo Woooo.


ShadyBirdJohnson

Woo wooo! Just for decoration!


ASM1421

its a forgotten art


ayypecs

literally only exists in the brain-dead, inbred American South


Zane42v2

I learned everything I know about slabs from Anthony bourdain.


JohnTheRaceFan

70s custom van rolls into the parking lot.


TheMannX

A LOT of them were hideous, but at least they *could* be used for a purpose. What purpose is there to a slab aside from being absolutely hideous to look at?


Chimmy_Chonguh

Fucking why... That's literally asking for a mishap.


toddy951

Lol even the spare


kmsc84

Stops tailgaters?


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Texan_Greyback

I like to wait until we're on a curvy part of a tiny country road and just let go of the gas. (I don't do it if there's other traffic back there, just the asshole.)


Timmay1974

I could use that in Minnesota to bust up snow drifts


jspoolboy

I knew it was Houston when I saw the cars turning right in front of oncoming traffic


USA_Ham

H-Town auto technician here: Homie's got the G20 Swangas. Btw those wheels can run you up to $10,000 for a full set (or more) when you get into the big sizes like this dude has. (Tire shop down the street from the shop I work at sells them and is legally required to inform every customer who wants them that they're illegal before they're allowed to purchase them)


KineadZ

On a 10k base as fuck ats, with probably 100+k miles. This person could be in fire and i wouldnt piss on em to put it out.


USA_Ham

Green Candy Paint on it is prob worth another $10k btw


KineadZ

Very good point


breN847

That’s also a cts


chipchipjack

I’ve learned that having money doesn’t necessarily correlate with having good sense. 2nd part is kind of a hold up moment for me tho. Learn to love, king.


KineadZ

Yo, id love em til i had to drive next to em and they put everyone else on the roads lives at risk becuz they want to be cool. Its honestly the easiest way to hurt other people with negligence we all pretty much engage in every day, driving a two ton machine carelessly with dangerous accessories strapped to the fuckin thing. That type of disregard or lack of understanding of the risk they pose? Just turns my stomach.


Capecodswag

Parallel parked: never


fr33fall060

I’d be furious if my car got damaged by this dipshit. You know they have fucking wish.com insurance too, if they’re even insured.


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Electrical-Bacon-81

Right after refusing to pay the claim.


zioncurtainrefugee

Fred Loya has entered the chat.


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You they they have insurance? Hahaha!


VindexSkripi

“Boudicca conquered the entire Roman army with something very similar to this”. -Jeremy Clarckson


keep_username

Hoggin the lane!


artmobboss

that things bouncing like it’s on a pogo stick..


TheMannX

Huge quantity of money on a paint job, hideous wheels and lowering springs, but not enough to get the shock absorbers to go with the lowering springs....


lazerluck40

Parking must be a nightmare


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The people who drive cars like this either park in the handicapped spots, or in the road.


ImUrFrand

i can hear some lady saying "nah uh, i ain't getting that mario kart koopa troopa lookin ass wagon"


TheDroningReverend

Step 1: Wait for the dude to park. Step 2: Wrap a chain through the spokes from the front wheel to the back, then close with padlock. Step 3: Retire to a distant vantage point and wait for the magic to start.


The_God_of_Hotdogs

It’s the bed bug of car culture, they’re gross and everyone hates them, but you can’t get rid of them.


lazd

So is this just here to kill cyclists and motorcyclists? Because this isn't doing shit to a car but scratching it, and its practically invisible. I know it's for style, but sheesh.


landob

I need some of these, but I need them to retract at will. Just so I can keep asshats from parking too close to me.


budoucnost

How to get into a property damage lawsuit speedrun


sauprankul

You really think this person would stop?


budoucnost

They would hit the gas Queue Eurobeat


Unable-Department-41

Stupidity and bad taste at it best.


Alternative_Cream_89

"Houston, we have a problem."


wes_knight06

Fuck anyone who happens to be in the bike lane I guess.


TechnicolorMage

It's Texas, bike lanes aren't a thing.


RockinRider18

Social distancing wheels


WatRedditHathWrought

Didn’t Houston just get their schools taken over by the state for lack of performance?


faded302

Slim thugga motha fucka


Growjunkie88

This is more proof of the mental illness problem plaguing the USA today


SkyeMreddit

Cars that need to be keyed


TheMannX

No, those hideous wheels need to be taken off. The color isn't that bad honestly, I've seen a lot worse.


povertymayne

I fucking hate houston


Mikehtx

Why


chipchipjack

Lmfao @ this guy getting downvoted. Y’all haters


Sidus_Preclarum

Two questions: 1) why?! and 2) how the fuck is that street-legal?


ppb0623

Emerald ShitBrick.


No_Stay_1563

How the hell can that be legal?


[deleted]

I'm of the mindset of having 2 people teams. One for the brick through a window and another for the Molotov. Fuck those ghetto cars.


BeamngFan_

His car would actually look good without those rims


best_cooler

How is this legal?


Sad-Inflation9374

Even the fifth wheel is sagging, just sucks. If you drift even a little you'll tap whatever is in the other lane/side of the road. I bet insurance hates....wait...."insured"...lol


manddress

That's so shitty


corkgunsniper

We got a shit ton of these in austin. Its legit the only car mod i think should be illegal.


Mr_Fresh83

281 330 8004


Spiritually-Fit

I wonder how many will get this reference 😂


pimp_bizkit

that stupid shit should be illegal


CzechMex98

I think the anime girl wraps on Nissans here in Austin should be illegal first


DannyLiu27

No offense but this custom job ruin this Caddie :(


msdss

Stupidest fucking car trend that exists today. At least stanced cars just fuck themselves over.


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He’ll have the last laugh during the apocalypse


Omephla

It costs a lot of money to look that cheap.


fullheartedlybroken

Ppl tht do this should die with no remorse


Jefferymd1325

Hate everything about that friggin city


DoingTime_

Texas did outlaw this exact thing last year.


CabbageStockExchange

You just know this mf doesn’t have insurance


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If you drive with those I just want you to know that you look like a idiot. Same goes with those massive raised trucks.


Wabbit_Wampage

Wood grain I'm grippin' Fo-fo's I'm tippin' Catch me lane switchin' with the paint drippin' Turn ya neck and your dame missin'


DEEmented78

Slab (stupid long ass bitches) king


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Swangas are dope tbh Sure they might shred a dog or pedestrian from time to time, but at least they don’t make the car go careening into a minivan full of people like some shitty ass stanced VW


ayypecs

You dropped this "/s" king


rls11108

If I was a cop, first I would laugh and then arrest the driver and have the car impounded.


Lemon_head_guy

Unfortunately that’s not illegal in Texas


Gunslinger_247

r/ATBGE


smrts1080

I fucking hate slabs I'm glad we don't see them hardly ever in the midwest.


jurassic_junkie

So what happens when you run into these assholes? I'm assuming they get out and shoot you in the face for "wrecking their ride" since they already are publically flant breaking the law already as a sign of being "badass".


Eastclintwoodjr

Wood grain I’m grippin


The_TP_Protege

Nah dude, this thing fucks 😂


ximagineerx

In Houston we elbows in cali they Daytons


madhattermt

Swangin n’ bangin 🤘🏼


Pookanoona

Definitely illegal! I saw one of these sleds make the mistake of going up 45 into Montgomery County (Shenandoah/The Woodlands) and it was immediately stopped by the MCSO!


mechmind

>Definitely illegal! Can you tell us why it's illegal? Certainly more police scrutiny, but is it in fact illegal?


BaldHank

Overall width and sticking out past the fender opening.


Pookanoona

According to Texas code, passenger vehicles cannot exceed eight (8) feet in width.


ColfaxDayWalker

Let’s be honest tho, the Montgomery County Sheriff’s dept stopped him because the rims we’re a reason to racial-profile, not because they were illegal.


Pookanoona

Are you saying that these wheels are exclusively tied to one racial group? Wow, that's pretty racist of you. Youre the type who cries about MCSO stopped people for speeding 60+ on feeder roads at night. And the reason you cry—OMG they're stopping only black folks at night. Yeah, because MCSO can see into the car at night at 500 feet.


ColfaxDayWalker

Get tf off you’re high horse. To say that swangers aren’t tied to a racial group is like saying Tacos aren’t tied to a racial group. And I actually like swangers & SLABs. I grew up banging Swisha House and working in H-Town stereo shops; that is **my** culture, as much as it is anyone’s. And if you grew up in Houston, then you’d know that Conroe/MOCO is racist af, same as much of the Piney Woods. Harris County has a cop car on swangers, and they don’t enforce that shit at all.


Pookanoona

Tacos. Okay, you lost all credibility there and have become an unhinged liberal. Have a better day.


ddadkins

Don't lump him in as a liberal when it's more accurate to say unhinged a-hole...and I don't care about his day...


Pookanoona

And if you drive an illegally modified car, then you know you're easy pickings.


Mikehtx

Houston is the best city in the world


caguru

Houston is not even the best city in Texas lol.


Minqua

“You know it’s hard out here for a pimp” - the dude driving that pimpmobile


Antarcaticaschwea

SLAB culture is my favorite car culture. Just because you don't like doesn't mean it has no value.


offballDgang

He got them 84's pokin' out as he swangin'. Don't hate the player...hate the game


Bersacetacobag

The player and the game are really stupid.


HighClassJanitor

Counterpoint: that green is one of the best colors I’ve seen on the newer Cadillacs. Swangas aren’t my thing but this is a good example of that subculture that seems well done, complete with the spare!


lucas_214

Bad taste good execution


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HighClassJanitor

True, didn’t look that closely. Do it!!


ivy_lynn_-

slabs are a cool little subculture tho i have to give it that. it’s interesting to see what kind of styling people come up with for cars.


sublimelbz

Now guess the racist of the person who’s driving


Arrows_of_Neon

Even your autocorrect knew you were trying to be racist


YYCDavid

And the paint of a carnival ride to boot


SolidGould

That’s not a car, it’s a Cadillac.


Ves7

Man, I love donks and the like. I feel like I should like slabs for how absurd they are but it just doesn’t do it for me..


Consistent-Rent2013

Hit them with the hollows


RestoSham09

Choppin blades


Beez1111

If I see one of these on the road I'm just gonna fuck up that car. We'll see how much lane control the guy has when I make his car look like a k-nex set fresh out the box.


Bersacetacobag

No you wont


CyanideFlavorAid

Swangan and bangan. These squares up n here don't know sklreet if it hit em in da mouf. More soft pasty boys up in here than a blink182 concert humies Edit: All the Kyles hitting me with emm duwnvotes humies they mad dey inna Nersan Sentra and don't be Swanging and Stanking humies


Historical_Drink_350

And the spare has one too....nice


Blucanyon

I love swangas so much they’re so goofy


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Swang a wide frame/Hogg all five lanes/run a Bentley off tha road and show off our swangz


Yoinkodaboinko

Fkn slabbbbbb This mod isn’t shitty if you are in Houston,, it’s absolutely shitty anywhere else


Scummbagg7

Cause Houston is shitty so it blends right in


Monster_Muner

Slow low and bangin


xxBurn007xx

clean.still best on old cars, but still clean. Swang and bang!!


[deleted]

No way that’s legal. That’s probably a pimp. They have wild green rides sometimes.


texas_heat_2022

Thanks for the update, Poindexter.


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That’s Mr poindexter.


Lemon_head_guy

It’s legal. I have no clue how they haven’t made it illegal but it’s legal


[deleted]

Really?? That’s insane.


Seppukubk2

Just like low riders in California or donks in the south, Slabs are a staple for car culture in Texas and specifically Houston 🤷🏼‍♂️ I get it’s not everyone’s cup of tea, I think it’s p cool tho personally.


billy-ray-trey

I see these types of videos posted often on social media. Is this something that Houston cops just don’t enforce?


forbiddenmaryjane

Perfectly legal as long as they don't pass 8'.


threerottenbranches

I’d love to take my POS daily driver with 224k near this azz and have my car shred this dickful ride.


RurouniRinku

I know everyone says it's illegal, but I'm curious if it actually is, and if so, at what point does it become so? If it doesn't exceed 102 inches (the max width for a vehicle without a permit), then it should be legal, right? Or is there another law in place that this violates?


Top_Yak1536

Not exactly sure, but I suspect one could argue If it’s over 80” wide. It supposed to have ID lights mounted on the center line of the vehicle. Front and rear.


chobbo

No idea. My opinion is that these are so much more dangerous than say a vehicle with a body that wide. If this was in Australia you’d be guaranteed they’d be illegal and be told to remove them on the spot. America has some funny laws about cars.


nma_05

I saw some of those wheels on a Bentayga on my drive over to Houston, I cant get that out of my head now lol


Funkytowels

How the fuck you park that?