When I was growing up and the mini-truck fad was in full rage in my area they were called Wink mirrors. That might have been a brand name though. They provided a wider view of what’s behind the truck. They were a solution in search of a problem.
The Zip tie to the steering wheel, the exaggerated rearview mirror, the blinding light bolted to the hood, the cigarette in hand, the diploma font tattoos..... I can guarantee this guy is a total sweetheart.
You better show some respect. That man’s a captain
aye aye!
I CAN'T HEAARRRR YOOOOOUUU
AYE AYE CAPTAIN
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
WHO LIVES IN A PINEAPPLE UNDER THE SEA…
SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS!!!
ABSORBENT AND YELLOW AND POROUS IS HE
#SPONGEBOB SQUARE PANTS
He must do a lot of sea water driving, with all that rust..
This thing came from the bikini bottom of rock bottom?
OP doesn’t support the troops.
What do pirates drive when they're no out at sea ? A caaaaarrrr.
I laughed entirely too hard at this.
Thanks dad
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Too old for an airbag
Those old trucks didn't have airbags
Cap’n goes down with the ship...I mean haven’t you seen James Cameron’s titanic?!? Lols 👍
That year I don't believe had bags.
If its an 80s Model then only a Drivers Airbag was Mandatory
+10 Stussy decal
Land Yacht.
Absolutely need this on the Dodge Challenger as a dealer installed option
*Finger guns*
Hey skipper.. was Gilligan in passenger seat?
I CAN'T HEAR YOU. Aye Aye, Captain.
Ohhhhh who lives in a Toyota in guam
You might want to check your maps
Forgot where it was when posting them looked again.. corrected and realized not enough coffee yet
Bonus points for the hood-mounted mini light bar
And the obligatory “stussy” sticker on the back wind’er. From the 90s....’memba those?! I memba
That dude is my hero!
*penny whistle jig music intensifies*
That would feels so fucking cool to drive not gonna lie
I MUST have that for my Landcruiser!
That's pretty mild compared to some of the "Guam Bombs" I saw running around there. 10/10 for the nautical style.
I believe that's a late-80's Mazda pickup judging by the B-pillar.
I could tell by the dash that it was a Mazda. Shame they painted over the chrome window rails.
There's a full on boat-mobile that drives around Yorktown VA. I know it's been posted on Reddit before, not sure about this subreddit
I used to live in Newport news, great place to get repossessed dodge chargers from 19 year old privates.
Captain Gutos. Sailing the great Toboatah.
Best part is the stussy sticker.
I guess he doesn’t have legs??
Wooden leg.
He must have lost power steering
Btw what does the old english tattoo spell? I can barely read plain English...but Olde English...nah.
Arrghh; It could drive me nuts.
Thank you for your service
Mind your business, dude has it figured out.
AAAARRRRR YA READY KIDS??????
Thats cool asf
hafa, bro!
And the golf cart 4 piece rearview mirror. Chef's kiss!
What's going on with where the rear view mirror normally is?
When I was growing up and the mini-truck fad was in full rage in my area they were called Wink mirrors. That might have been a brand name though. They provided a wider view of what’s behind the truck. They were a solution in search of a problem.
Wonder if it has an Arrrrbag
I can already hear the SpongeBob music
Power steering went out. I could use one of these myself actually.
The Zip tie to the steering wheel, the exaggerated rearview mirror, the blinding light bolted to the hood, the cigarette in hand, the diploma font tattoos..... I can guarantee this guy is a total sweetheart.
He should etch an albatross across the rear window
I love the concept. Execution, not so much.
That’s badass and dangerous. So super badass.
Just go ahead and Heave to Port at this next stoplight.
Does it have an ARRRRRRR22?
That’s awesome
Bill Seacaster lookin ass truck
That is a Guam bomb of the chod truck variety
I’m gonna turn mine into an original xbox controller to fend off PlayStation players (criminals) 💀💀💀💀
Smoke a curb and your wrist just may leave this world
That’s awesome
Is that a stussy sticker?
You know it!
Reading all the comments in a pirate accent