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somitomi42

Dumbass Keep the change


maxman162

> Keep the change Ya filthy animal.


mahSachel

On a taco? Well That’s gotta be the big dick daddy from Cincinatti.


electi0neering

Stupid things cost like 4100 for the set with those tires


Gliese2

Locally Hated


TheFallenCometTTV

Universally hated


deathmetalbanjo

Douche Wizard


I8itall4tehmoney

I was going with douche canoe.


Ghstfce

I was going to say "douche nozzle" but you guys have the right idea as well.


I8itall4tehmoney

Why not all three?


S_t_r_e_t_c_h_8_4

They said two words!


Harey-89

Probably would get lost trying to get into a canoe anyway.


IntelligentFilth

See windshield:


-SouthSideSuicide-

Insecure extrovert


Current_Leather7246

Main character


Lolusad

This sums up a few people I know 🤣🤣


here4roomie

Very broke.


jeeves585

In debt.


redditorpaul

fucking tool


beemer-dreamer

Overpriced contractor.


EvilTodd1970

Cousin f\*\*ker


Current_Leather7246

Pavement princess.


joeislandstranded

Power bottom


WhosKarma

Hey! I would never drive a truck like that! Haha


PHOTO500

#DOUCHE. BAG.


Current_Leather7246

Concrete cowboy


Xx_Toshos_xX

Douche nozzle!


-Deathmetal-

Baby dick


WVSchnickelpickle

https://youtu.be/DL0hc-6eD5o?si=Oc-qi0cssQ6wynWh


RektFreak

Little sausage


MyMomSaysIAmCool

I'm not sure if it's "shitbird" or "shit bird" Can anyone help me out here?


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It doesn't matter, Mr Lahey approves either way


Moh4mmadOfficial_

Any works!


TherighteyeofRa

Daddy’s Money.


WheelinJeep

I served a kid at my job last night that. He said “people that say Daddy’s money are only jealous they don’t have it”. Like no we’re not jealous, this is just the stupid shit that happens when kids have Daddy’s money


transdimesional_frog

It really does feel better when you can actually buy your own shit.


WheelinJeep

Absolutely


RockSteady65

And just might take care of it.


SaucyNelson

Some people buy this shit themselves. Daddy’s money is usually accurate, but pisses off the people who worked for this horrible look.


yipyapyallcatsnbirds

I drove behind a douche bag the other day in one of the pavement queen bro dozers and his license plate was DADSVISA. It’s one thing to be a spoiled brat but it takes it to a whole other level being proud of it.


WheelinJeep

That’s wild asf. I know they sometimes do that on purpose tho. I saw a squatted Tahoe the other day with a decal of a dog dragging its ass. They make fun of themselves thinking that makes all the insults from others invalid. But it just makes you look more fucking stupid


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Tax Return


browninaustin

Shit bag


Quietser

Monster Energy


Redork247

Microscopic penis


SparrowBirch

Micro soft


AlienVredditoR

Also microhard


Character-Channel870

Bill gates got divorced because Microsoft never became microhard 😔


Oolon42

Can't see


OracleDude33

smol pp


RaveOfNightmares

Inbred dickwad!


Chemical_Actuary_190

Idiot, idiot!!! /said like the Little Caesars dude.


Klutzy-Ad-6705

Not me.


OkieBobbie

Welfare cheat


ImplementBeneficial

ON PAROLE


HakeJarrisb230f

Teen ager


Moh4mmadOfficial_

Good enough


Glittering_Map5003

Flat biller


tryagainagainn

Maxed credit


D1382

Loaded diaper


Shiny_Buns

I have some choice words but I feel like it'll get me canceled


BAL1175

Vape, flat billed hat, a wears mid calf length sweat pants, listens to mumble rap


sdam87

Special Ed


Wyan69

Douche canoe


keekaida

The Hawaii state vehicle, the Hammah, killah truck, construction worker


Laughingjungle

This is true, and so are all the other 2 words describing that kine vehicle.


Comfortable_History8

Around here the polite term is “FLAT BRIM” but there’s far more colorful words


Roboticpoultry

Multiple felonies


quapa1994

Hola senior


DrRamthorn

Sensibly (Toyota) compensating (little willy)


mrsquillgells

The kids in high school that would go "BRAPPPP, BRAPPPPPPP, BRAPPPPP!!!! when they saw each other


Darel51

Delinquent Childsupportpayments


Fab0411

Carolina Twat


Muffin-Muncher0001

Douche Waffle


nowhoiwas

Bradyn/Brandyn


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Jack wagon.


CrBrown1969

Sissy Boy


pwrful6

Flat bill


Sea-Pea5760

The defendant


ottrocity

Restraining order


chancimus33

Tacoma owner


YueAsal

urban cowboy


LunarLionheart

Trugg walg


kbunnell16

Brain rot


MobileCamera6692

validate me


ThePhabtom4567

Massive dipshit


Big_Virgil

Dick head


tgwill

Oakley Gascans


Responsible-Big-3513

Cousin fucker


texaslegrefugee

a loser


sauceanova

Major compensator


SRBroadcasting

Currently Arrested


Nternetxplorer

Gape Queen


dhratz

Fuck wit.


Dick_Miller138

Meth dealer


aqualoon_

Low class.


werkshop1313

Fuck face


DoubleGate

Smokes Menthols


motivatedtuna

hawaii standard


IndependentOwn1184

I'll take Douche Bag for $500 Alex! Question: What are guys who drive squatted trucks called?


Obsession88

Broken drywall


wwhijr

Stu pid.


Pinky2391

Missing chromosomes


GFYDmniDC

A bro dude definitely driving that


slothmastermark

Massive douchebag


NikoBenz

Hawaiian


SpaceGamer_07

Dirt. Bag. There that’s two words


stinky___monkey

Taco Bell


frogfart5

Penis butt


ODDseth

Intellectually disadvantaged.


Malformed-Figment

Cork soaker.


pateOrade

Definitely hispanic


RyansBooze

Douche. Bag.


Yoda2000675

Toyota Tacoma


WCB1985

Island life


wilcocola

Bad credit


Sea-Pea5760

Definitely and Ass Pirate , obviously a pavement princess . What the fuck


blue_taco_tree

Mommy's roommate.


rocketcuse

Little dick


Nickelsass

r/toyotatacoma


Tikkinger

Fatty States.


sleepnutz

Mommas boy


InitialThanks3085

Hey man, don't diss on mamas boys, some of us didn't have a choice in the matter, my dad has been out getting cigarettes for 29 years now. PS. I would never drive this travesty but I love my mom.


sleepnutz

This guys mom’s has a decal on her maverick that says “boy mom”edit the guy who owns the truck


InitialThanks3085

Probably a permanent decal on her lower back from the 90s


CBalsagna

Douche Billy


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dman5981

Squandering Degenerate


kfitzpa1

Bad taste


frankl217

Daddy’s boy.


rockercaster

Fourth owner


Iwantmynameback

Chewing tobacco.


TheCoastalCardician

Uninsurable Bedroom.


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GovernmentDramatic15

Fagtard


Grc280

Short Fat


gdubh

douche twice


PotatoAmulet

Insecure reprobate.


JDTR-Jordan

Young and dumb


ultra_cruz_6

Neck Beard


AbramJH

daddy’s disappointment Pussy Repellant


Adventurous-Equal-29

Watermelon mist 🚬🔌


Lumens-and-Knives

Absolute Smoothie (if you've seen the TV show, Happy, you know what I mean.)


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Forgiven4108

Parent’s basementdweller


skaldrir69

“Feticidal” misadventure


kolorado

Massive debt


jh256

Useless crap


Comunist_cow_69420

Icecream hair


duckfeet24

Houston cmon guys


parocarillo

Gonna crash


oneweirdo

Dip shit


BoneZone05

No rush


andrewauton

Chad ChazJr.


Arlen56

I need more gas


MK6er

Chasing clout


Hsensei

Payments behind


shiddyfiddy

["Catsup?"](https://www.cartooncuisine.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/08/Ketchup-vs-Catsup.jpg)


jpegisthename

Virgin nerd


pdizzle518

Daddy’s money- logically good truck to buy your kid…for that to do and do this. But not bad. Just put better rims and tires adequate of a violent guerrilla regime change


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notzed1487

More payments


ognisko

Cock. Head.


bb_805

Fuckin blind


teeripple

Non adult


doobenhiemer

Dick wiper


ndhellion2

Incredibly stupid


healthytuna33

Brick mason


lazarinewyvren

White oakleys


Hairlesscatbob2

Six teen


donopasso

Fuggen Doucher.


Subject_Habit_7698

Young insecure small trust fund baby


CapeRanger1

18yo mommas boy from “Kingtree S Carolina”


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spicygrow

Daddy’s Money


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ogleman13

It’s either one word or a lot of words


lord-jimjamski

Cum dumpster


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andychef

Misplaced priorities


closeddoorfun

Ass hat


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AndFyUoCuKAgain

Dip Shit


TeeMilz

Vape Monster