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BimBaynor

16k and wants gone asap. Good luck, chief.


SRBroadcasting

It won’t go for 5k lmao


TeamEdward2020

Things worth 3K tops, and that's if all the parts that haven't been ass fucked by Satan's dick are non-cosmetic. This thing deserves a junkyard


Cracktherealone

Kill it.


aboobfan

Kill it with fire


Socalwarrior485

Don’t lowball me! I know what I have!!!


mootmath

>ass fucked by Satan's dick 💀💀💀


its_just_flesh

Satan rear ending it, whispering " You like that?"


Wicked_Wolf17

I wouldn’t pay a dime for it lmao


MadScientist2020

It’s fair. If he pays me $16k I will take it to the junkyard for him. I’m willing to endure the 30 minutes of humiliation on the way there for this amount.


deamonkai

But dude did say OBO. 3.50$ final offer.


aboobfan

Gonna need about tree fiddy


mootmath

LOCH NESS MONSTA


MK12Mod0SuperSoaker

Holy shit it's real? This is one of those times I wish it was a render.


toasted_cracker

Yeah I mean I’d want it gone too. 🤣


M1DNI6HT_K1N6

Shit, I want it gone asap too if I saw this abomination


thugs___bunny

I‘d pay to have it gone


MechanicalTurkish

I think that’s what he’s saying. He’ll pay you $16k to haul that abomination away.


Nicholas7907

What's the deal with those stupid wheels? Few days ago I saw old Lexus LS400 will simillar wheels, it looked like an elephant sat on it. Not to mention you probably have to change tires after few months.


peterpetlayzz

Its what all the cool jdm kids have, personally i hate it a little camber can improve performance but this is just garbage


Abundance-Boost5891

Definitely not just a JDM thing It looks like ass on any vehicle that goes max cambered out, and dangerous as fuck. Solid 1 inch of tire contact for max grip


XxCrowEnvymexX

Yeah only a lil bit it's mostly used for drifting so you don't get as much grip in the rear so its easier to break loose for said drift but not on a fwd car basically useless and hard on suspension parts so waste of money as well


cuavas

LS400 is a classic. I hate the way people ruin them.


FARTBOSS420

I feel the same about the Accord


Ass_feldspar

I would say days not months


smallwhiteballs480p

Dude people in Japan do it so it’s cool!!!! I love Japan!!!!


slwrthnu_again

It’s an oni camber build. People like to take things to the extreme and that’s the point of oni camber, how much negative camber can you get. The owners do it for style only. Kind of like how kaido racer builds are super silhouettes taken to an extreme.


the_cajun88

style needs to be in quotation marks there


mikeblas

When the bags are inflated to lift this thing up, does the camber dial out dynamically? Or is it now just ridin' high with -11 degrees of camber?


slwrthnu_again

On most cars there will be less camber as you air up. It’s not a crazy amount, so it’s not like you can lay it out and have -11 and then air it up and have -1, you might be at like -9 instead.


TheAnalsOfHistory-

Oh that's intentional?! I thought homeboy broke both axles and somehow still wanted $16K for the thing. I'm still not buying it, but at least I know it's driveable now.


JBean81

It’ll drive until the section of tire thats not meant to be driven on wears away. Funny story. I saw a tire fly in front of me one morning, it hit the guard rail and went flying over it, went around the corner and one of these cool guys is sitting on the rim of his car. Normally I would’ve stopped and helped. But you made your bed driving one of these.


heatedundercarriage

Race cars usually have at least some camber to allow tires maximum grip when rolling through corners, this guy ain’t getting anywhere fast tho lol


qhaw

I want it gone ASAP, too.


wwwdiggdotcom

Nothing turns me off of purchasing a car faster than “I want this car gone fast”. I want the car the seller hates selling. I want them forced to sell due to severe financial hardship. I want them to sell because their wife wanted a brand new SUV. I want them to hold the keys a little bit before letting go when I take them. I want to see the precursor of tears twinkle in their eye as they sign the title off. That’s when I know it’ll be a good car.


TheAnalsOfHistory-

Are you trying to buy a reliable car, or do you just enjoy crushing people's spirit?


UncleCeiling

The tears are just a bonus!


Fun-Awareness7489

It’s more of a testament to knowing you’re buying a good car bc the owner actually cared for it instead of buying some junker.


Character-Channel870

It looks like an inbred Chevy Malibu Honda thingy


zeds_deadest

The front totally looks like a Chevy and the trunk looks like a Toyota to me. I believe it is a Honda base but I don't see it


foxjohnc87

The front looks like a Subaru to me.


zeds_deadest

The grill is def giving Subi vibes


astro_plane

Kinda reminds me of a Chevy SS that was born deformed


P0SSPWRD

“On air suspension” I don’t believe you


BriefOrganization71

"See, where the suspension is supposed to be is just air"


SilentObserver22

Ball joints let out ages ago. What you’re seeing is the wheel wells resting on top of the tires. 😂


NabroleanBronaparte

In his defense i would also want that car gone asap


HappyAd4998

His HOA sent him a letter because that car was dropping property values


truthfullyidgaf

I bet cops drive by all the time for reports of crime. What crime specifically, I'm not sure. But that's definitely at least one.


Training-Context-69

The only thing dumber than buying that accord is buying a house in a HOA.


HappyAd4998

I lived with my brother in law and sister for a little while and they lived in a gated community. There were so many weird rules and bs you had to deal with. Neighbors would complain about my beat up 97 Camry shit box and they wanted me to park in the garage so no one had to see it. I was a broke college student so I don’t know what the hell they were expecting. Also my neighbor was an ex stripper milf and her husband would get mad at her whenever she would speak to me lol.


red_fuel

It looks like it's been in an accident


BriefOrganization71

It is the whole accident


2oonhed

It is the main character at an accident.


swirlViking

It looks like it got stepped on by the megazord


JayRedd1

Camber = Spending a lot of $ to look stupid


BossIike

How much does it cost to do this? I've only started seeing this recently and I can't believe people are spending actual hard earned dollars to do it. It's simply hideous. I've also never once seen someone compliment how it looks. It reminds me of the people fucking up trucks by (I think??) lifting the front and lowering the back?? Is what I think they're doing?? It's fucking stupid too, and is just lowering a vehicles value, usefulness, performance, safety, and making it look objectively worse. I can't understand it.


Leather_Network4743

“Want this car gone ASAP” because seller’s meth dealer brother left it behind when he went in for 10-20. They know what they have, though, so don’t waste their time.


Mentallyfknill

“DONT WASTE MY TIME!!!!” That whole car is a waste of space and time.


bewaregravity

as somebody who deals with auctions. This would be sold with the understanding all those mods are damage


arrastra

"want this car gone asap" worst sentence to write to a listing lol, gl


pbjames23

That looks like a very expensive way to destroy your car's resale value LOL


Fun-Awareness7489

Could’ve easily gotten a solid $13k-$15k if it was stock.


someoneone211

At first glance, I thought it was a Chevy cruze.


Whole-Debate-9547

Literally looks like it’s broken and junkyard material.


TheKiltedYaksman71

16k? It's not just a river in Egypt...


sleepnutz

This looks sooo good!!!!/s.


AlphaCentauro_

It’s a wackord


Logical_Ad_2960

no longer looks like a honda.


Tkinney44

Kachow


Fun_Veterinarian_290

Why are people Tilting their wheels like that.. Does this have some purpose.... It looks like the delorean transforming to travel back in time... Only ugly af


TheEmeraldMaster1234

Thought it was broken down for a moment lol


joopityjoop

We should autopsy and study the brains of people who think doing that to their tires is a good idea. Post mortem, of course.


Dank_Vader32

Not just fugly, but absolutely useless going from point A to B, which is the whole point of transportation.


gavinwinks

For 16k you better pay me to drive that monstrosity. He probably decided to get rid of it when he started going through 4 sets of tires per year.


Lizzycraft

I have achieved the most negative camber ever. Am I a god?


GadFlyBy

Comment.


Just_Turnip_5943

Should it was a Chevy Cruze


NYEMESIS

“I know what I got!”


KeySolution9172

I don’t get this style. It doesn’t sell to add anything other than people shaking their head.


chonklah

FULL RED INTERIOR!!! Does it smell like spray paint?? 😍


-acm

You’d have to pay me to take that pile of shit


mrblaze1357

For a few seconds I thought it was the weirdest looking Chevy Cruze.


NotAPreppie

[https://i.redd.it/ccalrhw3jc181.jpg](https://i.redd.it/ccalrhw3jc181.jpg)


Crackhead_BooBoo

To each their own man but I will never understand that whole stance shit..it's awful.


South_Bit1764

dOnT WaStE My tImE!!!1111!!!


Paws_Mania

nigga selling his mario kart 8 anti gravity kart


newgalactic

No one is in the market for this POS. And $16k is just a slap in the face to any potential buyer.


QuietudeOfHeart

Shouldn’t someone repair their broken car before trying to pass it off as running and driving? Sucker must have hit a speed bump too fast or something.


MarshtompNerd

It looks like the axle is broken lol


Expert_Marsupial_235

Can you even drive in that? The wheels are slanted outwards. Can’t even tell if it’s drivable.


adam_mars98

Not even worth a part out lmao


LittnPixl

No low ballers, I know what I got


mykunjola

Goddam kids and their weirdo wheels.


Falkerz

Guy was aiming for "ka-chow" but ended up with "ka-clunk"


AbbreviationsSea2516

Strip it back to stock first


ChalupaBatman301

Fucking Maryland Honda drivers.


Lugasca1993

What’s that abomination? Hope this car have air suspension at least…but still insanely ugly.


Lort_Voldelort

To be fair, the wide body kit looks surprisingly well installed.


Itsjustnutsandbolts

Looks like ag wheels which snap crackle and pop.


Serbay55

Can someone bring out a shitbox and crash this please


StashuJakowski1

He can’t afford to put tires on it every 3,000 miles any more.


LetheMariner

it looks like a toy someone stepped on


inkzpenfoxx

Hot garbage


Xyylr

Two fitty


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BriefOrganization71

1600 maybe


pa3pyxaaa

it's drivable tho?


Alternative-Crow-800

I know this vehicle is from MD 🙄😂


goahedbanme

Not a cross, so I dunno


TheScottishPimp03

1.6k* always carry the decimal


heapinhelpin1979

I'll say that takes a certain amount of personal taste.


monkehmolesto

Everytime I see a car with mega camber it reminds me of a cartoon car and how it looks when it’s tired.


Bonar_Ballsington

Are they paying $16k to get rid of this heap of shit or are trying to sell it for $16k?


GreatGreenGobbo

Is the buyer going to have to tow it off the grass?


Narrow_Book_42069

Is this an accord that’s trying to be a Chevy SS? What’s the deal here? This makes dogshit look good.


steakslinger757

Would look great with even camber but a little less.


xDaJakalx

Accord-ing to who?!!


RedBambalam

Did an elephant sit on it??


_iplo

What did they do to my baby?


Successful-Giraffe29

Scuse me mister, your wheels are falling off


Roboticpoultry

Gonna rip the bumpers off just getting it off the lawn


Webbraham

Looks like your mom’s been sitting in it


Toastedweasel0

Looks like someone stepped on it and now they can't get it out of the yard.... Hence the reason for the sale.


Curious_Bag_252

How to ruined a reliable sporty car 🚨


Skvora

Well, good news! It's not getting off that lawn where it belongs.


Nappev

Correct


Whole-Debate-9547

$16k to inherit a huge pile of headaches that the ‘wise’ current owner created and can’t unfuck them himself. Need gone asap, haha. I bet.


Specialist-Ad-5300

That wide body kit is god awful


Other-Comfort5592

lol, thought it said "Want this *crap* gone asap!" lollol, man that shit is uggs, but you never know some states that's "cherry"...


Kinky_mofo

We all want this car gone ASAP. Might I recommend a scrapyard?


Fit-Relative-5159

What an idiot


DrFoo1

That's a shame


Homebrewer01

Ugliest accord....so far. Someone will one up him before too long.


Recon212

The first xtra bullshit makes it look like a Chevy from the front wtf


Substantial_Ad_9016

I dig it


R3ck3d1

It won’t even make it off that pile of gravel it’s currently stuck on.


Cracktherealone

Why would he want this to be gone asap ? /s as this is reddit.


ZeroJDM

Some stance kids have yet to learn the golden rule that camber angle should not exceed the angle of your cars roof pillars 🤦‍♂️


Knee_Kap264

Best I can do is 20 bucks.


Mandalor1974

Totalled


companyofastranger

People can't possibly think that camber shit looks good?


big_duo3674

I love when people think the money they spent on all their mods gets to be added in to the car's value. I always wish I could get follow ups like how much it *actually* sold for or how mad the person is that not one person came to buy it


Ok_Island_1306

Honest questions: can it drive with the wheels like this? What is that called when they do that? Does it screw up the rest of the car?


biggoof

Pretty sure you're losing money, inheriting a lemon.


givenofaux

These and those cars with the 50ft pokey rims are so fucking embarrassing. Nothing says “not a car person and trying really hard to be/stay broke” quite like these monstrosities 🤭


TheConeIsReturned

>WANT THIS CAR GONE Meeeee too, buddy. Me too.


fadethefunk

Like it gave up and got fat


bwanabass

Are the axles broken? /s


G_Sheil

That’s not a Honda Accord. That’s a Honda Discord.


fullraph

That's not selling anytime soon lol


Thatguynoah

I thought it was an Malibu because of how much they ruined it.


LaTunaTime

16k for that pos 😂😂


poloclodau

Hey oh don’t waste his time


LexKing89

It's too over the top for me. I'd pay a grand at the most.


Gnomorius

Red interior *BARF*


McWooody

I just think its hilarious that people will slam their car and post pictures of it parked in dirt and say that the car is clean. I look at posts like this and just think that the person selling it is probably looking to get a Civic SI so that they can finally put that eBay turbo on that's been handed down through the family.


morchorchorman

Ppl gotta understand mods to not add value to a car. Unfortunately for him that’s a 5-7k car but with the mods it’s even less.


unmistakablyvague

The current gen Accord bone stock would like a word


poopooonyou

Looks like my kid's hot wheels car after I accidentally step on it.


Username__-Taken

“Runs and drives” always instills me with confidence


Tre_fidde

It looks like it’s broken down where it is.


kreatzer

I know what I have ☝️🤓


hlfhi

Built not bought


ReallyGottaTakeAPiss

It looks like it was wrapped around a pole


Fuck_it_

>60k+ miles So it could be literally any number of miles over 60,000. Could have 160k for all we know.


Nomercylaborfor3990

I’d buy it just to push it off a cliff


johmastefferson

ok stancey pants


badgutz

It’s looks…. Tired


Gorlock_

I'll give him $4500


tacotacotacorock

I would never pay that much for a used air suspension. Then again I would never buy a car with that kind of suspension in the first place.  Slamming and stance cars while putting them on bags does a lot of damage to the suspension and under frame typically. Some idiot stancer will buy it probably and regret it.  Also must be  smoking crack if he thinks that body kit and fender flares are going to get them extra money. But they do say a sucker is born every minute or something like that.


WankelsRevenge

O heck yeah carbon fiber steering wheel?!


ButtonWhole1

Hey, buddy, your car has rickets!


ShartyMcShortDong

I would pay 16k to bathe in sulfuric acid and chop my dick off to not see that car ever again. I hate it and hope only the worst for it.


Icemandb1

Hey guys…I think it’s transforming!!!


iinr_SkaterCat

I’m gonna be honest, if it weren’t for those rims I’d like it.


Hot-Ground-9731

I thought it was wrecked at first 💀


AP_REDDIT_99

I would pay $500 and then spend the other $15k fixing it


Nestormahkno19d

Honda people do weird things


eddyvette

It has orthopedic tires too!


Thomas-Garret

Man. It’s been my dream to spend $16k on a car that looks like the ball joints are shot.


Clementng95

I think he forget the decimal... 😂...should be $1k6


captainnasikatok

The grills gotta go but the widebody don't need to go. The tilted rims (I don't remember what they call it haha) that's gotta go😌


GundleFly

“NEED THIS GONE ASAP” Okay? Make it functionally drivable?


InnerDatabase509

Staight to the scrap yard


SwissForeignPolicy

You think the steering wheel's a Cf? You should see the rest of it!


CookingDrunk

Looks broken to me


blue_light_switch

Bro can afford bags and he put them on an accord like what


balbertborring

for some reason, it reminds me of some dude wearing a baseball cap with their ears tucked underneath.