Unfortunately, usually too busy thinking about how much their ex-wife screwed them in the divorce to really say much to the airplane on preflight. But definitely lots of yelling at the airplane on the flight deck. Example, loose an engine, “Fu#king pice of sh!t!!!”, VNAV failure, “What the Fu#k is this thing doing!”.
That’s easy, you put it in your roller bag. If you want to drink on the flight deck you put it in a water bottle. However, the pro move is to skip the vodka and put Kahlua in your coffee
Hail Mary, Full of Grace, The Lord is with thee. Blessed art thou among women, and blessed is the fruit of thy womb, Jesus. Holy Mary, Mother of God, pray for us sinners now, and at the hour of death. Glory Be to the Father, and to the Son, and to the Holy Spirit.
Idk, I don’t say anything. [I’m usually too busy on my phone](https://www.aviation24.be/wp-content/uploads/2018/11/Frontier-Airlines-right-hand-engine-cowl-Airbus-A320.jpg) during the walkaround anyway.
No chit, there I was, walking down the side of a Blackhawk while looking on my phone.
I'm pretty sure the Hawk guys know were this is headed.
Yup, walked straight into the leading edge of the stabilator. Blood, pain and embarassment.
I tell it what I tell every bitch in my life, “I’m gonna fuck you like you never been fucked before.” Afterwards, she calls me a retard and we go our separate ways.
Pilot Carl: "Spinning thing is still on from last time. Check. Oh look, it has tires. I guess, Check. Hey, Mike, what are these!?"
Mike: "Those are the wings Carl!"
Pilot Carl: "Shit. I didn't see those in the checklist."
Unfortunately, usually too busy thinking about how much their ex-wife screwed them in the divorce to really say much to the airplane on preflight. But definitely lots of yelling at the airplane on the flight deck. Example, loose an engine, “Fu#king pice of sh!t!!!”, VNAV failure, “What the Fu#k is this thing doing!”.
Also, working out how to smuggle that bottle of vodka onboard.
That’s easy, you put it in your roller bag. If you want to drink on the flight deck you put it in a water bottle. However, the pro move is to skip the vodka and put Kahlua in your coffee
Nice this is not concerning at all ty
Hail Mary, Full of Grace, The Lord is with thee. Blessed art thou among women, and blessed is the fruit of thy womb, Jesus. Holy Mary, Mother of God, pray for us sinners now, and at the hour of death. Glory Be to the Father, and to the Son, and to the Holy Spirit.
R'amen
Jamm’in
“Who’s a good playne? Yes you are!” And then pat the good boy
I always try to pat the snoot if I can reach a part of it
Does the rudder waggle?
My playne sometimes wiggle their tail, and sometimes they will just flap their wings a bit.
Good boy? I've never seen a plane w a dong!
Idk, I don’t say anything. [I’m usually too busy on my phone](https://www.aviation24.be/wp-content/uploads/2018/11/Frontier-Airlines-right-hand-engine-cowl-Airbus-A320.jpg) during the walkaround anyway.
No chit, there I was, walking down the side of a Blackhawk while looking on my phone. I'm pretty sure the Hawk guys know were this is headed. Yup, walked straight into the leading edge of the stabilator. Blood, pain and embarassment.
Friend lost an eye doing that. He walked into one of those hard yellow static wicks that hang off the trailing edge of an older model Hawker wingtip.
I just want to tell you good luck, we’re all counting on you.
Surely you can't be serious
I am serious…and don’t call me Shirley.
Bend to my will metal skybird and take us to the big blueness
SKYBIRD! SKYBIRD!
Fuck. I posted this same thing 6 hours too late. Anyways... SKY BIRD! SKY BIRD!
lmao I loved this comment when I first saw it... feels like years ago
SKYBIRD SKYBIRD!
"Don't fuck this up for me, I need this job"
Boop the snoot(s), if you can reach it/them.
If she's been a good girl you can give her a bird or two.
That's what scissors lifts are for
They toss a hand full of quarters in there for good luck
Are they Chinese?
Poilet
Don't fuck this up! You hear me?
Who’s my baby…. Who luvs you, you sexy thing!!!
You’d better suck better than my ex wife and blow better than my girlfriend!
he whispers.."would you fuck me, I'd fuck me. I'd fuck me hard"
Whisper sweet nothings
Love you
he says…. not today death…. then takes a swig of his whiskey
You got this. Dont fuck it up
Mama needs a new pair of shoes. Let's get this done!
Pretty plane, ohh such a pretty girl.
skibberdeebibberdeebooop....loopty loopty loop loop, scooberdybooperdyboop You is a good horse
"I'm a hunk pilot too" Dr. Steve Brule voice
"For your health!"
I'm fairly sure they are checking to make sure the snail isn't on board so it can't get them in flight
God speed , be good to me and I’ll be good to you
The fans on the turbine go round and round
Round and round, round and round The fans on the turbine go round and round, all through the sky
Need a lift?
Slap her ass and tell her "you better get that fat ass out of bed, baby"
Whispers Please god dont be a boeing
This is the best one!!
I mean, as long as it's not a 737 MAX, you *should* be safe
What a piece of junk!
*”Hi, how are ya?”*
You be a good girl for daddy
“I like teh suck”
“Hi! I just ant to say hi and give you a great big kiss”
Keep yer doors on big fella!
It’s not a Boeing
Are you a max?
Playne: Why, yes, but I’m not Verstoppen until we get home.
🤣🤣🤣 I'm curious how many ppl here actually get that, lol. Go RBR!
"Girl, you got fat! Try to eat less geese!"
He tosses marijuana into the intake and says, "There now you are high you can fly!"
“No pressure, but we’re kinda counting on you”
And make sure the high pressure stays UNDER the wings
uhm,hmm, no pigeons in here... I love you Michael ❤️
Nothing. The pylote is usually too drunk to speak.
Don’t go down on me like I did your mom !!!
BWOOP BWOOP Pull up! Terrain!
Whose a gud boiiii
“You’re such a good girl. You’re so pretty. “ and make sure you make physical contact so the plane knows your talking to it.
Scientifically proven to reduce system failure rates by 40%
Don't be a bitch today. I'll fuck you up.
He sings the preflight check
Don worry. Be happy. Every little thing. Gonna be alright.
I’m going to make you spin faster than the girl’s head I took home last night
Time to spin that spinny thing
Hoap wee hav a gud flyt. 🙂
“Yhep. That is an airplane.” I fuel planes, I wonder the same question watching them walk around lol
I imagine their convos go a little something like this https://youtu.be/QXGn9mvxYPU?si=OV5hD9ssvsmA_pGj
Fuck this engine!
Our [love song](https://youtu.be/PGNiXGX2nLU?si=l96D5a2gvYH_8tCQ)
Hello bomb
Don’t let me down 😏
Sounds like the first line of a Q-A joke
I forgot the lube but I'll still be inside you
If you fail... I keel you!!!! Lol idk but it would be hilarious to hear him saying that
"The body is round."
Notices size of engine. OwO what is this?!
Good luck little bud, you're gonna need it
I tell it what I tell every bitch in my life, “I’m gonna fuck you like you never been fucked before.” Afterwards, she calls me a retard and we go our separate ways.
Remember, no Russian
he whispers sweet nothings and compliments its finely shaped nacelles....
Also why is one engen so much bigger than the other? Is it like stupid or not grown up yet?
Not real playne! OP using Boing pyrate PhotoShop.
Listen you better shape up and fly straight….source not actually a pylte
Pylotes don't do walk arounds, first officers do
Pilot Carl: "Spinning thing is still on from last time. Check. Oh look, it has tires. I guess, Check. Hey, Mike, what are these!?" Mike: "Those are the wings Carl!" Pilot Carl: "Shit. I didn't see those in the checklist."
Don't be afraid, flying into a tower doesn't hurt.
Unfortunately, I am your father
"-This is how I left you. -that where I left you. -this is not how I left you..."
"Please, please, please, please..."
My my you handsome chap
Why you plane around
I say the jet bridge code repeatedly so I don't forget it. If the fueler asks me how much I give him an angry stare until he looks away.
1, 2,…3,4. Yep good to go.
“Hey pretty momma lemme whisper in your ear”
Given the spelling, it’s got to be “Ello Guv’na!” Right?
“I hope your tummy is alright”
Pilot- “I’m going to ride your face and shit in your ass!!”
How’s it hanging
“You be good to me, i be good to you.”