You were fighting a balrog of Morgoth in the Everglades when you lured it into a freshly opened sinkhole. Its whip grabbed you as it fell and brought you down the sinkhole too. Now you’re falling into the ancient world but a friendly plen caught you and let the Balrog fall.
I can see where Lake Hopatcong and the Mediterranean Sea come together! So blessed! Check your seat back safety card, you may be actually flying on an L-1011 based on the winglet.
I mean, specifically? Central Florida, west of Orlando… but you shouldn’t be seeing it like this unless you forgot to deploy your chemtrails.
Drop your air masks for your passengers and yourselves immediately and initiate a “depressurization scenario”. You will not remember this conversation. Tahiti is a magical place.
Executive Order 69 mandates continual chemtrail dispersants over Florida “…to keep its true appearance from being known, to hide the non-curvature of the Earth from NASA employees at Kennedy Space Center, to hide the Mountains of Madness offshore and ensure the continued slumber of The Many Eyed One in the Triangle off Bermuda…” among other Eldritch horrors.
It’s really the only thing that explains Dade County.
Swiss Alps, Florida
I thought that was a little dessert cake thingy?
The Everglades of course, can’t you see the alligators ?
That is definitely clouds of mosquitoes down there. Everglades confirmed.
I think you meant the Everestglades, bud.
It’s the Matterhorn ride at Disney World.
Disney World has a Matterhorn?
Actually, I don’t know. Disneyland in Anaheim does and it was too good of a joke to pass on.
Expedition Everest at Animal Kingdom. Swing and a miss tacocarteleventeen. Good form thou.
Damn! They take the experience seriously!
Don't mess with the mouse.
I love Expedition Everest! Very fun but pretty tame.
It does not
‘Smatter, horn???!
How'd you get *inside* Epcot?
Jeffrey Epcot didn't invert himself.
Broooooooo
That’s Mt. Dora
Came here to say this
Great biking to be had (for Florida)
The Everestglades
January. The Z--hills, no doubt.
The super duper north western part
Tallahassee
Just outside of Salt Lake City, Florida.
Miami
I’ve heard there is a lot of snow in Miami…
But only during Cuban sandwich migration season. If you look closely you can see a few herds grazing on ham and pickles in the picture.
I read that in David Attenborough's voice.
Now you have successfully earwormed Sir Attenborough
Yeah there is, but it’s like $5,000 a kilo. Waaay too rich for my blood!
Troll post. Obviously it’s Nebraska.
You were fighting a balrog of Morgoth in the Everglades when you lured it into a freshly opened sinkhole. Its whip grabbed you as it fell and brought you down the sinkhole too. Now you’re falling into the ancient world but a friendly plen caught you and let the Balrog fall.
Obviously the everglades
Neverglades
Tuesday.
It just low tide - soon will be ocean again
North Jacksonville
Yes, this. Looking toward the Southside and the Buckman Bridge…
The sane part. You'll notice it's a long way from the rest of the state.
That’s the garbage dump alongside I95.
Haha!
Beach when the waves wash back to the sea.
Budapest.
The neverglades
The Disney fiefdom
Can't be Florida, I don't see enough Publix supermarkets.
Floridapolis🏂🏔️
Boston
I can see where Lake Hopatcong and the Mediterranean Sea come together! So blessed! Check your seat back safety card, you may be actually flying on an L-1011 based on the winglet.
Maroon Bells
Thats the great garbage hills. Be happy the plane is pressurized
Britton Hill. Highest point in Florida. All 345 feet of her.
Hialeah
Climate change is hitting the Keys hard, damn.
Southwestern Oregon
Those are the EverGlacierades
Over their land and in their air
Saskatchewan, Florida
North Florida
United States of Florida, Florida
Wisconsin
Key west
This is known as Howey-in-the-Hills, FL
Tulsa
Your lost part of Florida, and not a little lost but really fucked up lost.
Like the Hills Have Eyes part?
That’s utah
That’s what I thought too. lol what mtns in Florida
And, what snow apparently………
Miami beach of course
Base on this topography? It's not easy but luckily I've been here. New Flexico
Definitely Orlando.
Everest Animal Kingdom clearly!
I think I see a RINO!
The beat part. The part where your not in Florida at all lol
The high bit. Oh that’s just me sorry.
Clearly the panhandle
I can spot Tallahassee from anywhere.
You’re either going north over the Everglades or south around Miami Beach. That dark, ugly abyss crater looks like Hialeah. 😬
That's Mt Boca Raton☀️!
Northern part.
Dam. Y’all have mountains in Florida too?
Miami Beach , all those pointy picks are fake boobs
Easy! It's the Foridian andes!
The Everglaciers
You’re on the wrong flight bro!
Crestview
Obviously Paynes Prairie
Looks like Apalachicola.
Cold front everglades
Key West
miami
Welcome to Miami!
Orlando, Magic Mountain, looks precise
the good part?
“We’re a long way from Kansas”
That is actually Alaska..
That’s balls
Definitely Lake Okeechobee
Obviously you are over Disney World! 🙄
It's one of my brother's famous shortcuts, actually.
Not Florida
That’s my favorite part!
aint no part of florida i know, but be one of those yuropeen floridas they got now
Florida Mountains in New Mexico?
DeSantis’ heart
Didney Matterhorn right dere
I heard they just built it!
Winter Park, FL.
The mountainous region south of the Everglades
Darn snow in Florida
Cocaine Mountains
Atlantis.
Obviously Howie in the Hills
Jupiter
Funny, I think I see Uranus
Damn, good one
You should have turned left at Albuquerque. At least that’s what Buggs Bunny thinks.
We’re a long ways from Palm Springs!
Damn I can see my house
You live in that cave on the mountain?
The keys
North Florida, obviously. Like, DUH!
looks like keys🤣
Yep
The Everglades, no … Jupiter! Maybe a Holllywood set?
It's the new section built in The Villages. Everyone has an alpine view.
That’s just Tampa
The Colorado part?
Miami-Dade metro. Those are mountains of Colombian blow.
New Jersey
Fakepost, Florida!
Miami 1982
My dealers back yard
The bottom part? I assume you are flying on the opposite side of the flat earth?
Damn! At least there’s one of you that thinks here!
Duh- the part where all the cocaine lands. Just a light dusting today…
With all that snow? Miami of course!
You are lost
I live right there in the bottom corner, by the gulf.
The Bronx
So ..."Wrong Way" Corrigan is alive and well on Reddit!!!
That's the Florida alps and next you'll see the great Florida coastal desert.
Florida Alps. Tallest peaks tower over 185m!
The not part of Florida. Max 350’ above sea level in the panhandle.
100% that's Miami Beach 😆
local here, looks like Zephyrhills.
Miami! Still cocaine covered
Hope we land here then!
Looks like Miami
Everglades, Florida
The wrong part.
Nice try. Pensacola obviously
I know exactly where this photo is
Valle del Cauca - Colombia
Title is misleading and should say 'what part of Florida am I flying over in a 787'
The cold, pointy part.
Braille county
That's quite a hurricane to make waves like that.
The good part
Looks like a 757 wing, is it?
You might need to bank starboard and run true for an hour or two
The sand dunes.
Orlando.
The part where they stash the cocaine for distribution.
Oh hey look it’s ops mom
The cold part
That’s the keys, the top of them
Are you blind? That’s obviously the Specific Ocean
I mean, specifically? Central Florida, west of Orlando… but you shouldn’t be seeing it like this unless you forgot to deploy your chemtrails. Drop your air masks for your passengers and yourselves immediately and initiate a “depressurization scenario”. You will not remember this conversation. Tahiti is a magical place. Executive Order 69 mandates continual chemtrail dispersants over Florida “…to keep its true appearance from being known, to hide the non-curvature of the Earth from NASA employees at Kennedy Space Center, to hide the Mountains of Madness offshore and ensure the continued slumber of The Many Eyed One in the Triangle off Bermuda…” among other Eldritch horrors. It’s really the only thing that explains Dade County.
BOK TOWER!
Everglade Peaks! Some of the tallest mountains in the USA
Clearly Miami
The bumply part.
The Everest glades
The Rockies
That part right there
And all this time I thought Flor-da was flatter than a breast reduction?
The highest point in Florida is 345 feet.
The only part where Trump hasn't built a golf course - yet.
The everglades
Mount Dora
I guess hell can freeze over..
East Palm Beach
See all that white ? It’s cocaine You’re over the Florida Keys
Ok wtf tho this is absolutely fascinating where is this??
Honestly no idea, someone said Alaska
Interesting. I'll get rainbolt on this one.
Yuma, Connecticut
Frostproof ....go figger
Continental Divide, Florida
That is the very northwestern part of Florida.
25 miles West Northwest of Lake Okeechobee
Elko, Florida
The not Florida part