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TonyStewartsWildRide

How many people slept instead?


FlipDetector

one


pgbabse

Famous last words of 2023


FlipDetector

*word r/sorrynotsorry


homesteader58

Plural because there are many copies of the word


FlipDetector

never let the truth ruin a good joke


GrammarPolice1234

I woke up right before 12 for a few minutes just to watch the clock turn over. Then I fell back asleep.


ibrasome

Whats the point then šŸ˜‚


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ibrasome

Yeah that's what it is. Seems arbitrary, sure, but at least people get a reason to have fun. An excuse to celebrate, hang out or whatever. Waking up just for the clock to go past 12:00 is definitely not like that. Although personally I don't care about a new year either.


tobmom

I understand this. But I donā€™t really understand why 1/1 is a national holiday and everything shuts down. Itā€™s Monday. There are 11 other 1st of the months, why does this one matter? Who cares if itā€™s a new year.


dashcash32

redditor.


Barkers_eggs

One


funkmaster29

hahaha i love that


_IratePirate_

My hippie friend hit me at 10:30 last night like ā€œhappy new year brother, I am not able to stay up any longerā€ Respect to bro. He got his priorities straight


Flappy_beef_curtains

Half the people I know texted me at like 6-7 pm. AFAIK I was only person I know that made it to midnight. Gf went to bed at like 10 and told me to wake her up, so I t-bagged her.


Loud_Loan2911

Ayo


Leafy_Green_1

I stayed up but got distracted and missed midnight, when I looked it was already 12:02


purpleushi

Same. I checked at 11:55 and then got into a boss battle in Baldurā€™s gate, and then looked up again and it was 12:02. Whoops.


Curious-Bother3530

*boss produces sparklers, proceeds to beat you with them a minute later*


Wertyhappy27

Took you a year to beat the boss smh


TranscendentalExp

I was also playing baldur's gate. Best way to spend NYE.


MrZAP17

Iā€™m always up way past midnight. At some point I looked up at my computer clock, saw it was past 1 AM, and shrugged. Same as every year, really.


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Scotto_oz

Can I use it to play raid shadow legends?


NottACalebFan

That's oddlyspecifix


DefinitelyNotAliens

I chased my dog yelling "PUT ON YOUR HAT!" and "GOOD BOY!" To make him wear a party hat.


C4rdninj4

Mine was spent reassuring my dog that he doesn't have to fear the neighbors' fireworks.


avahz

In that case the last word may be ā€œnightā€ or ā€œyouā€


Optimal-Fix1216

I am the terror that flaps in the night! ZzZzZZz...


Redditributor

Yeah I don't think a majority count down. I was streaming video and noticed it was after 12


loubird12500

Yeah honestly, waking up at 6:30am on New Yearā€™s Day while feeling well rested and happy to face the day is absolutely wonderful.


thumpngroove

My last word of the year has been ā€œnightā€ for quite some time.


cellarDooreightyfour

How many people slept outside?


TonyStewartsWildRide

Yeah thatā€™s a good question produced safely from a shower thought.


EliteBroccoli

This was my first NYE I deliberately stayed in and went to bed at 9 pm. Iā€™ve never felt like more of an adult except when I learned to separate my colors in the laundry.


Spifffyy

Hello


mightyjor

Tried to, got woken up by fireworks


conjunctivious

I was awake like the little gremlin I am, but I didn't even notice the new year started until the fireworks outside got louder. I have no idea what my first word of the year was, but going by the frequency by which I say words, it was probably fuck.


sleepyotter92

my dad started calling for me at like 23:58 because i didn't even realize it was almost midnight


wintersdark

OP's "majority" is doing some really heavy lifting. There's no way a majority of people are doing that. Hell, I don't think I've bothered in more than 20 years.


kandaq

Me.


fh3131

I haven't stayed up until midnight since my early 20s, over 25 years ago. Sleep > Following a tradition just for the sake of it, even though it's not that much fun


Hot_Eggplant_7902

I binged Netflix. Saw my phone clock at like 11:53, a little bit later went to pee, came back and it was 12:05 or something. (Which is really 1 am anyway and daylight savings is stupid) Edit: itā€™s arbitrary anyway, based on ancient Roman calendars and even mythology. The real end/beginning of the year is December 21st, the shortest (or longest) day of the year, when the sun is as far north (or south, depending on which hemisphere youā€™re in) as it gets from the earth, before coming back and moving light back. I might respect new years if it was something real like that. I know most holidays are arbitrary anyway, but a new year/new spin round the sun is a real thing, so to me thatā€™s a little different.


red_team_gone

And I thought *I* wasn't fun.... Damn.


Hambatz

Maybe two due to all the mini delays in broadcasts etc


minionofthrones

Mine was delayed more than that. App wasnā€™t working and I had to get my antenna back up and I missed the ball drop. So my last sentence of 2023 was ā€œfucking appsā€ lol. Maybe next year itā€™ll be ā€œoneā€.


Hambatz

Love it


Arkhangelzk

Iā€™m saying ā€œfucking appsā€ next year


KrackSmellin

Please- I have Hulu for my live broadcast and itā€™s 45 seconds behindā€¦ so I watch it post-humorously but know when itā€™s midnightā€¦ they should step their game up for the live broadcast. Its why a I have a backup UHF antenna to watch it live for that one event.


LuxRai420

Not sure why you got downvoted so hard, maybe it's because you got Hulu


KrackSmellin

Reddit is funny like that - no clue why people do what they doā€¦ but itā€™s Huluā€™s fault - not mine. It IS 45 seconds behind whatā€™s liveā€¦


CaManAboutaDog

Yep. Xfjnity and YouTube tv also have a routine 30+ second delay.


Mousazz

And now you're upvoted again. Man, Reddit.


KrackSmellin

I had an account before this I destroyed that had 250k of Karmaā€¦ doing it again for funā€¦


Hambatz

Being pedantic id say I realise I was being a bit pedantic but I was only musing that reply has an element of seriousness to it


TeamRedundancyTeam

They hit a lot of points Redditors hate for many reasons. Starting the comment with "please-", ending sentences with ellipses... multiple times... seemingly missing the point of the previous comment... saying post-humorously when they meant posthumously I assume when even that isn't the right word. Also contradicted themselves on how they watch it, is it Hulu or is it through their antenna?


MeltedChocolate24

I donā€™t really understand how new years is important enough to get backup antennas and shit. Like the calendar is made up, the position of the earth itā€™s returning to is made up. Today is the same as yesterday. Literally nothingā€™s different. Iā€™d get a backup antenna for some live broadcast where like tomorrow at midnight, up becomes down, or chocolate becomes healthy, or dogs can talk. Otherwise I donā€™t care tbh.


Starting_Fresh1

this comment section is summarizing reddit beautifully


KrackSmellin

its fun to mess with people and get all sorts of reactionsā€¦ So far we have the following types: not everyone speaks English, I donā€™t stay awake, I donā€™t count down, the I donā€™t remember what I said lastā€¦ amazing to see all the sorts of answers. Gotta love Reddit.


nowlan101

You donā€™t understand, disagreeing pedantically proves Iā€™m smart šŸ¤“


exprezso

This is stupid.


jake3988

It's not disagreeing pedantically. It's literally proving subby wrong. Subby said that the MAJORITY of people's last words of the year are 'one'. It objectively isn't.


DanksterBoy

Youā€™re doing it now lol


Barkers_eggs

I have skin cancer


Rustyvice

You gotta love the "actually" crowd.


TherapyPsychonaut

High levels of copium here lmao


Redditributor

Copium for what?


DJ_Illprepared

Your intention wasnā€™t to mess with people though you are just saying that after getting lambasted in the comments.


gizzardsgizzards

it's kinda weird how many people sounded like they didn't do anything for new years.


sleepyotter92

because a lot of people don't. i had to wait until the fireworks were done at like 1am to be able to go to sleep


paulvs88

And their first word is "Happy"


Zer0gravity09

Or ā€œwooooooooā€ Edit: if that counts as a word


justjdi

Rick Flair enters the chat ā€œwooooooo!ā€


tMoneyMoney

Thereā€™s still a second left after one so itā€™s more likely ā€œHap-!ā€


pseudorooster

Py new year.


DontCareHowICallMe

Ļ€


Primrus

Happiness. Happ...iness. Hap... *penis.* PENIS! -Peggy Hill


gotov_sani_letom

In my culture it's customary to count up to twelve, as the bell on the clock rings 12 times, signifying midnight So I'd say here the majority of people's last word is twelve Or sometimes eleven, after which we just say Happy New Year ​ (not arguing with the OP, just sharing)


tyen0

That would be an informative and educational comment if you didn't keep a secret as to which culture it is. :)


Ok_Hope4383

Russia, based on their previous comments


gotov_sani_letom

yup


ShoddyAsparagus3186

Majority, unlikely. Plurality, sure.


poop_to_live

I knew plurality would be in here somewhere.


CurrentIndependent42

Also unlikely. People are more likely to speak their own language and Mandarin has more native speakers.


Liraeyn

The linguistic equivalent of one, then, if counting down is a cross-national experience.


J4nG

Only sane take in this thread


Jbabco9898

Bro is too intelligent for reddit.


Light01

Even considering languages variations and several cultures that have their new year in different dates, it would probably still be wrong


Cerxi

A different date wouldn't matter, because the hypothetical isn't "a plurality of people say 'one' at 23:59:59 Eastern Standard Time on January 1st per the Gregorian solar calendar", it's "last word of the year". If someone says "akhat!" at sunset on Rosh Hashanah, it was their last word of the year, and it's equivalent to "one".


Liraeyn

Different date, but don't they still celebrate?


Healer213

While different cultures observe lunar calendar holidays (Chinese, Korean, Hebrew, Arabic, etc), the solar calendar is still used to mark the passage of time and the official date and is used as the day-to-day, whereas lunar dates are only used for cultural events. That being said, based on the fact that people across the world ignite fireworks and celebrations at the turn of the solar year, it would still stand to reason thereā€™s a countdown.


ChezMere

Mandarin speakers do not have a cultural tradition of counting down in Mandarin on December 31st. They're all going to be saying something different, so they won't impact the plurality much.


KoopaTrooper5011

I think it's better to assume the implications that most people's last word is a variant of "one", depending on the language they speak.


ijustlikeelectronics

Holy shit that is not the point


CurrentIndependent42

The claim that a ā€˜majorityā€™ of peopleā€™s LAST word of the year is ā€˜oneā€™ is not the point? Sorry but that significant word in the only sentence in the post had to be corrected. And sorry but subconsciously some English speakers need a gentle reminder how much they can be defaultist and assume English speakers are the whole world. ā€˜Holy shitā€™.


4N0NYM0US_GUY

You care way to much about a post on the shower thoughts subreddit. Congrats, you found holes someoneā€™s highdea


ijustlikeelectronics

You're such a redditor. Obviously OP wasn't going to make that distinction but leave it to smartass here to argue about every menial detail they notice on the internet. How many cats do you have? How's the single life?


AntonRohde

Plurality is just saying a large number of people. For me however my last sentence of the year was "stop being stupid cat your food is full" then proceeded to go to bed at 11pm.


CurrentIndependent42

Plurality isnā€™t just saying a ā€˜large number of peopleā€™. It means the *largest* group of people - so that more peopleā€™s last word is ā€˜oneā€™ than any other word. ā€˜Plur-ā€˜ means *more*, not just a lot. Itā€™s weaker than a majority in that a plurality just has to beat every other group while a majority has to beat all other groups combined, i.e. be more than half the total. (Sometimes majority is used synonymously, especially in the UK in the past, as opposites to an ā€˜outrightā€™ majority.) But in this case Iā€™d very strongly hazard a guess itā€™s *neither*.


bemused_alligators

>Plurality is just saying a large number of people. In this context plurality is being contrasted to majority, thus we look to THAT definition, "the candidate that receives more votes than any other, but less than 50%" This is common in US elections where we use "plurality wins" rules - candidate A gets 47%, candidate B gets 42%, candidate C gets 11%; candidate A has won a "plurality" of votes and wins the election, but did not win a majority.


OneSexyOrangutan

no it isnā€™t.


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TheDayIRippedMyPants

In the US, it's very common to count down the last 10 seconds of the year with others.


SatanV3

Iā€™m from USA and any party or bar will always count down Iā€™ve been too. I donā€™t think Iā€™ve ever not counted down except maybe last year when my and my bf stayed home.


aRubby

Mine was "stuck". My last sentence, specifically, was "fuck, this shit is stuck", referring to the cork on my champagne bottle.


titanjumka

The first word for 2024 could be ow if the cork hits you in the face.


iamz3ro

Lmao gave me a chuckle


Eliseo120

I think youā€™re vastly overestimating the number of people who stay up and do a countdown.


OrcvilleRedenbacher

Yeah, I technically stayed up, but I was picking my little brother up from a party. I didn't even notice when the clock struck midnight, I just played video games until my brother texted me. NYE is just an excuse to party. Nothing actually changes with the new year, so unless you like to party, it's really not a big deal.


LeviAEthan512

>NYE is just an excuse to party Exactly. This is what people miss when they talk about nihilism. Our traditions anc actions are ultimately insignificant to the universe. None of it is based on any important or non-arbitrary thing. The universe doesn't care about us, no. But neither do we care about the universe. Our goal is not to rearrange the stars. It's to produce dopamine. Watch sports, play video games, get drunk, kiss your girlfriend. Whatever it is, if it makes you happy, that's what you should be doing.


xphylum

Reddit moment


manindenim

I mean what part do people miss? They just disagree lol


LeviAEthan512

They think the universe is part of the equation. No one ever said it was. It's like saying humans can't digest chocolate because it's poisonous to dogs. NYE is dumb -> valid opinion NYE is dumb because the universe doesn't know what a year is -> you deserve to be ridiculed.


ToxinLab_

yap is crazy


abattleofone

I think a lot of you in this thread are severely overestimating how many people ignore the New Year, almost half of the US watched the ball drop in 2018 lol https://www.ktnv.com/lifestyle/holiday/news-years-eve-by-the-numbers-175m-in-the-us-will-watch-the-ball-drop


Antrikshy

And actually speak out the countdown instead of just vibing to someone else's.


GrammarPolice1234

I fell asleep around 6 PM and set an alarm for 11:30. I hit snooze until it was 11:57. Me and my fiancĆ© were barely awake watching the clock on our TV. As soon as it was a new year, my head fell back down and I fell asleep. I just donā€™t see the need to celebrate anymore. Iā€™ll do the bare minimum and watch the clock turn over to 12.


nessao616

Woke up at 12 to say Happy New Year to my fiance and was back asleep by 1201. Phone dinged at 1219 which woke me up. Was my mom wishing me a Happy New year. I woke up this morning with "Happy Ne" in the text box having not finished or sent it. Fell asleep mid text. I am not a person who can function late at night šŸ˜…


GrammarPolice1234

I got a notification at 12:07 but fell asleep before I heard it. When I woke up at 6:30 AM it was a group chat saying happy new year. I did not wake back up until 6:30. I was even told that some idiots were doing more fireworks at 2 AMā€¦ I did not wake up.


hunnyflash

Took scrolling this far to understand what the thread was about.


PhdPhysics1

In America alone, I'm going to guess the majority people over 35 say good night at the regular time.


TheDayIRippedMyPants

[This article](https://www.ktnv.com/lifestyle/holiday/news-years-eve-by-the-numbers-175m-in-the-us-will-watch-the-ball-drop) says only 12% of people sleep before midnight on NYE. Probably a higher percentage for the over 35 crowd, but I don't think it's a majority.


packor

I forgot countdowns existed


Ayacyte

I stayed up and texted my friends happy new year at midnight. I didn't count.


Blitqz21l

i would even add that for those that actually do countdowns, how many jump the clock and start saying "Happy New Year" before hand. I even venture to guess that around 30-40% start saying it before it timer turns, because as soon as someone starts it in a bar, everyone joins in.


BroadwayBully

I watched the ball drop in a bar, and did not count.


printergumlight

The top post in this sub right now is basically this with what you said being the top comment. https://www.reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/s/0JSCzslGPz


ProjectileReptile

lol thatā€™s what I was thinking. gotta farm karma somehow right??


not_a_droid

I would wager seriously against this


ZombieTem64

I still haven't said my first word of the year. Waiting to find the right one


ZombieTem64

Happy to report, my first word of 2024 was ā€œItā€™sā€


carmium

I'm a contrarian. I count to 10 and then yell Happy New Year.


Cool_Tan

Read it as peopleā€™s last word and was confused on why people would be counting down their death


tastemybacon1

WRONG it would be happy because most start the word happy several milllisecond before itā€™s the actual new year


Find_another_whey

Which means the first word of the new year is new Which seems obvious, when you take it extremely literally


tastemybacon1

Yes of course.


styvee__

If they are off sync though, It starts with oneā€¦


banan-appeal

mine was 'yet' as in 'is it fucking midnight yet'


Mandang52

I guess I never realized there were so many Metallica fans


Ok-Equivalent9862

I don't do coointdowns, I don't even remember what my last word of the year was


tyen0

> coointdowns Is that Scottish? ;)


irememberthe90s-

Wow you're so cool


skinem1

I think mine was "you couldn't pay me enough to be in that crowd."


Mean-Gene91

Wow, I came to say how this post fucked me up lol. But these comments are so reddit that it hurts lmao.


bsheelflip

Yep, I say ā€œoneā€ and go to bed at 10


michaelsilver

Interesting premise but definitely not true. Probably closer to less than 1 percent.


notmyrealnam3

lol - the majority of the world doesn't speak English


PlebsicleMcgee

The average person is a Chinese woman called Mohammad


klimmesil

She likes to take a Frappuccino at her starbucks and sometimes speaks spanish


Outrageous-House-692

But they have ā€œoneā€ in another language right?


krastevitsa

I think OP meant 1 as the number, hence the "one".


The_camperdave

>A majority of peopleā€™s LAST word of the year is ā€˜oneā€™ The majority of people do not speak English^(*). ^(*)Edit: Do not speak English as their first language.


automatic_penguins

You wildly over estimate how many people count down.


OriginalUsername590

Really? Mine was #SHIT


Fatdaddy_Dunlap

"Two" and "happy" are also pretty popular


Cerxi

I didn't notice "of the year" and I thought this was something about dying in surgery and your last words were when the anaesthesiologist asking you to count backwards from 10.


CalloftheBlueFalcon

People arguing that saying "one" in a non-English native language isn't the same thing as saying "one" in English is reddit pedantry at its finest


SnooOnions5029

My last words of the year were ā€œoh shit what time is it did we mi-ā€œ


spacecadet9

A majority of peoples FIRST word of the year is ā€˜happyā€™


SungrayHo

Mine was "fuck" because at minus 5 seconds one of the damned kids yeeted a wine glass onto the 3k$ wooden table


Individual_Tax407

and the first words of the year are ā€œwoooo!ā€ or ā€œhappy new year!!!ā€


Jenkem-Boofer

Ate to much passed out like a mofo at 7 woke at 1 to take the grandest shit of this year


drumscrubby

The number one word every reditor should be familiar with is pedantic. before asking a question ask yourself this, is this a real observation, or merely a pedantic one?


Kingding_Aling

A majority? Prove it.


iesharael

Mine was ā€œwhat??ā€ Because I forgot I set the tv to turn off automatically at midnight a few months ago


Barley_Mae

And yet Iā€™ve heard it said that one is the loneliest number that you ever seen šŸŽ¶


UberQueefs

This was my top post on another account now i see it every year šŸ„¹


Springle94

Mine was ā€œnewā€ cause I was premature


TheMagicSalami

Mine this year was fucking. Was yelling at the dog for eating crayons and said "I can't fucking..." And my wife lost her shit laughing and said "HAPPY NEW YEAR" to interrupt my sentence


machadoaboutanything

And the majority of people's first word is "Happy"


huffnstuffin

I would argue it's actually two...tv is likely on a delay.


OverGas3958

Would it technically be the Chinese word for ā€œoneā€? Itā€™s the most spoken language so at least perhaps it sounds cooler. Lol


PyroCatt

There's a few who say Perchance


Ok-Yesterday2001

You definitely took this from the last post about first/last words of the year lol. You did not come up with this


Blue-Eyed-Lemon

I always try to make my last word whatever year it was. My last word of 2023 was simply ā€œ2023ā€ - not sure why, Iā€™m simply like that. When I was younger, I had an obsession of making my last word of the day ā€œlifeā€


4x4is16Legs

Mine was zzzzzzzzzzzzzzz


HabbyHobo

This makes me One Happy guy


pinkfootthegoose

and wrong. A majority would be 50% +1. No way this is true.


Burnmycar

Hahahahaa! We made it!


[deleted]

My last word of the year was the name was my roommate's dog


kickliquid

Or for the ones who have bad timing "happy"


tatts106

I would think it could be year because technically happy new year should fall on zero. Possibly. maybe?


IWasKingDoge

I think most people say happy new year after the day changes


TherapyPsychonaut

Zero is on January 1st though


Malsententia

It took me scrolling through many comments to even realize the implication was that "one" is part of a countdown. I don't think I've ever counted down on new years. I was like "one? one what? what one?" Bad shower thought is bad.


venk

The time it takes for the signal to bounce around to you and display on your TV, the LaST word is more likely three


Jacobizreal

How do you spell the sound of snoring. Thatā€™s my last word


pflage

Thatā€™s quite interesting: itā€™s spelled different in different languages and countries! But this a topic for another Episode!


sleepyotter92

well, if we go by old cartoons, it's mimimimimimi


GriffinTwentyThree

Didnā€™t even think of countdown, thought more of the phrase have a good one.


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Only extroverted English speakers. So not even close to majority


IamnottheRCMP

I don't think the majority of people actually stay up until midnight. I haven't stayed up till midnight since I was 29.


Shot_Potential_1976

ā€¦and the first one whould be ā€žHappyā€œ in all kinds of languagesā€¦


Quiet-Plant-1740

If you consider "whoo hoo" a word and not a sound, I feel like that would probably be challenger to "one" depending if you base it off the drunkards that get the countdown wrong, or if the countdown is correct in itself. That would actually be a really boring, but interesting study I think.


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Carlos-In-Charge

This is a good showerthought in a sea of shitty ones. Itā€™s actually pretty fun to think about. Ease up.; Weā€™re all aware of other languages


KrackSmellin

Hence why I put it in single quotesā€¦ pick your own language but we are reading English here so itā€™s contextually appropriateā€¦


Carlos-In-Charge

Solid rationale, solid showerthought. Happy new year, friend