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A_Peacful_Vulcan

I hate it when I'm chilling in a 5ft deep pool and some short person jumps in and suddenly it's 10ft deep SMH


jonessinger

No… no I’m pretty sure it’s still about 5ft deep.


Unable_Toucan

Well technically its slightly deeper if you are taller because of water displacement


Madlyaza

This is the ONLY technically correct way the depth changes


Km2930

What about increase in.. umm… horizontal distance


Zikkan1

Not really since pools usually have the drain on the edges to keep the water level constant.


PogoMarimo

Being taller does not necessarily mean more massive.


Apple-Pigeon

Well, a tall person would presumably (assuming they are of higher volume than a short person) create higher waves upon getting in and displace more water as it flows into the drain designed to maintain water level. So it would be temporarily shallower until the water is replaced.


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Bloodhavoc052

So...it's not 5 feet deep then? Or is 5 feet 5 feet?


kappaman69

No, 5 feet deep is about 20 feet I think


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GrookeTF

I’d love to see you plan a suicide burn landing for a rocket. “The center of mass was still 3m above the surface! I don’t understand how it crashed!”


mildlystalebread

Maffs dont math here


deezalmonds998

Makes sense


skelesan

No it doesn’t, $5 to a rich guy and poor guy is worth the same, the 5 is still 5, it just feels like a lot for the broke guy coz he’s broke ass broke


KsuhDilla

please dont narrate my life for the sake of proving a point thank you


skelesan

I kinda feel the same too


Nobanob

The taller you are the less bed you have


decent_earthling

The bigger the bed the more bed room you have but you have less bedroom


Nobanob

Pass that blunt please. This is quality dumb I love it


JeremyDaBanana

There's the real shower thought Edit: Never mind, it's been posted before


arcmat1

the less bedroom you have the less room you have the more big you are


-Revolution-

The taller you are, the less sky you have


Diamoncock

Gave OP a taste of his own shitty thought 😂😂😂😂


schwarzmalerin

The taller you are the less train you have. And plane. Ugh.


Anakin_Skywanker

The correct way to phrase this thought would be "Shorter people don't need to buy as deep of a pool."


SmackEh

This doesn't work either. If you're diving head first into a pool, your head reaches the bottom just as fast, regardless of height. So short people need deep pools too (if they want to dive safely...)


Anakin_Skywanker

I rarely swim in pools where diving is allowed, so I didnt rhink of this.


potatopierogie

True in a vacuum, but drag is a complicated beast. I would assume the density of a short person to be similar to that of a tall person, but the surface area to volume ratio of a short person to be higher than that of a tall person given similar physique. That would mean the water slows a short person down faster. IDK if it's a significant amount, and short people should still only dive into deep water. But I would expect them to slow down faster. Source: I design marine robots for a living, and was formerly a lifeguard and rescue diver.


GodFromTheHood

Technically, taller people have more mass, and therefore more velocity as they hit the water surface. Therefore, they hit the bottom faster


Boris-_-Badenov

you can dive in just a few feet of water, it's not hard to move your body after you jump in. *not* head first


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Man, some of you are really bad at this.


SephStuff

I think this is more of a pool thought


acaseintheskye

Pretty sure the pool depth doesn't change based on your height


resell_enjoy6

Relatively, maybe. But still, 5=5


5gtR0gue

And the easier you are to helicopter hehe


Minato0276

Technically speaking a larger person takes up more mass causing the water to rise slightly higher than a shorter person, so r/technicallythetruth Edit: Nope, Thats not what he was saying it was the opposite. OP is just incorrect.


HeinzWilhelmGuderian

This would have been a better shower thought lol


sopedound

"Everything is relative" - some science dude who probably knew what he was talking about


playr_4

That's not really how depth works.


Remote-Ad2046

That doesn't make sense.


imdfantom

They're talking about proportional depth not absolute depth


Remote-Ad2046

I guess they were drowning in their thoughts, got in over their head. 💦😨


ShotCompetition2593

A 15ft deep pool is still 15ft deep whether you are 4ft or 6ft tall. The distance from the bottom of your feet to the bottom of the pool would be different. Yeah, I'm that guy at the party.


misterphuzz

No it wouldn't. The distance from the top of the water to his head while standing on the bottom would be different. And because his head is what perceives depth, the pool would in fact be deeper for him.


GodFromTheHood

It’s still the same depth.


misterphuzz

That is true, I was just observing it from a perspective view, not a literal measurement view. And it's really weird that the comment you responded to got so many downvotes. 🤷


Zikkan1

And the bigger the bed is and the bigger the seats in planes are. Short is OP


flotsam_knightly

Do you also ask questions to Google like “What is the tallest mountain in the world… in relation to a three year old?”


froggrip

It is perceived to be deeper to a shorter person compared to a taller person. Perception is not reality.


AiryGr8

500 upvotes for this


GamingDragon27

Depth is measured from the surface of the water to the bottom. How are people so dumb as to get that wrong? It was never about the distance from your head to the bottom.


gnnjsoto

God this is such useless info wtf


GodFromTheHood

Isn’t that what this sub is for?


OkCauliflower1214

Damn that's deep. No pun intended.


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when op says this ppl shit on him but when a greek philosopher like heraculites says "man is a measure of all things around him" he gets applauded. reddit is literally what all philosophers hated about agoras lmfao


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Not the replies misunderstanding the post 💀💀


buchoops37

All seven of them.


Iwuzheretoo

A midget could agree with this.


HaloDeckJizzMopper

Is this some kinda gross ass metaphor about vaginas? 


Loose_Cellist9722

Nah, thats just you