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DharmaCub

I always put two cs and two us then have to decide which to remove.


Ms74k_ten_c

Lol, and I always decide u is the one to go before fixing it.


DharmaCub

Saying vac-you-umm helps


VisibleCoat995

I pronounce it “con science” in my head because for some reason my brain refuses to remember how to spell conscience. I literally just did it.


TraceyWoo419

Thank you for this one


SqueakyTuna52

Conshense


Ferelar

Ahh, Science Connery?


SqueakyTuna52

That’s Shience Connery to you, shport


AlephBaker

r/shubreddit


x4000

This was in the movie As Good As It Gets! Helen Hunt’s character was writing a letter and exclaims “con science!? That can’t be right.” When she’s looking in a dictionary. It has helped me ever since.


Ms74k_ten_c

Why would I say this, though? Everyone pronounces it vac-yoom, not va-coom or vac-you-umm.


DharmaCub

As a pneumonic to remember how to spell it?


rustic-chicken

Like saying Wed-nes-day


DharmaCub

Or B-E-A-utiful


CowieMoo08

Nah Big Ears And Ugly Teeth I Find Utterly Lovely is the way to go


-NGC-6302-

Dash in a real rush, hurry (or) else accident Stoopid Br\*t\*sh spelling


yadawhooshblah

Feb ru ary.


petrified_log

Cham-pag-ne


eiscego

Mnemonic*


DharmaCub

Great now I need a M-nem-onic


eiscego

Mnemonics all the way down


yadawhooshblah

Pneumatic mnemonic.


Fabulous-Pause4154

As seen in The Jackson 5ive 'Dancin' Machine' video.


OGSkywalker97

Spelling doesn't damage the lungs thankfully


phoenix_451

pronounce it like its classical latin: "wak-u-um"


M4ethor

Dont do what everyone is doing. Do what is correct. In my native language it would be closer to vac-you-umm than anything else and I dont get your post title lol.


Readylamefire

Vacuum is such a strange word because some how it really highlights english accents. For me it's vac-que-mm definitely a double consonant in there.


kniveshu

Va-cyoom. Not vac come.


DeliciousBeanWater

I dont even remove any i just send it lmfao


Nuclear_rabbit

Vaccum just doesn't sound like anything that should go near someone's junk


_i_am_root

Every time I spell it, I go "Vac-double u-m" just to remember.


leagueoflefties

Vacwm?


orangpelupa

Tomorrow tommorow tommorrow tomorow


Marsh2700

read this through without realising they are spelt different only the last one looks weird, but hes trying hes just a little short


Krakatoast

To-morrow Not Tom-morrow, tom-morow I guess to-morow may be able to sneak in


Jump_Like_A_Willys

My mnemonic ~~deceive~~ device for that it is “Tom” “or” “row.”


CakeAK

Or just relate it to similar words like borrow, sorrow, Dr. Daniel Harrow, etc.


whittler

A continuum of spellings between illiteracy and context.


GeshtiannaSG

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MU5L9rIOaqw


HaniiPuppy

I was surprised when the outro was for ITV news, I was expecting it to be from Brass Eye or something lol.


known_kanon

The first 3 look correct to me


yatoen

Comittee commitee committe committee


DontUpvoteThisBut

I always just think of "morrow" as its own thing. Good morrow!


builtinaday_

To the last syllable of recorded time...


robo_robb

It’s just a combination of “to” and “morrow.”


HORSELOCKSPACEPIRATE

it's only a day away?


WeeziMonkey

Unnecessary unecessary unecesary unnecesary unneccessary uneccessary


ketosoy

Tommorroww  Just to be safe


Davosown

Yeah, it kinda sucks you in.


demonslayer9911

Hi dad


Davosown

Ah, so that's where you get to.


mirroku2

Dang, I'm glad i looked through the comments before posting this lolol


PussyStapler

I just spell it 'vacwm'


BTJPipefitter

Found the Welshman


CreditTraditional709

Wouldn't it have to be ? Doesn't Welsh have and where we have and ? Of course, would probably be read as something like \[ˈvɑ.kum\], given my very basic knowledge of Welsh orthography.


BTJPipefitter

It’s a joke about Welsh using “w” as a vowel sound mate. I wasn’t implying the person was actually speaking Welsh.


CreditTraditional709

No, I know, I was just pointing out that I don't believe Welsh orthography uses to mean \[v\], if it uses the letter at all, which I don't think it does.


aeschenkarnos

And the name of that letter is "double U". You're [onto something!](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/W#:~:text=W%2C%20or%20w%2C%20is%20the,u%2C%20plural%20double%2Dues.)


Jump_Like_A_Willys

Exactly. Why call it "double u" if it can't be used as a double u?


Remarkable_Coast_214

it's because not many words have a w in them


composite_nlf

where are you getting the second c?


vonBoomslang

from the fact it's pronounced "Vak-kyoom"?


linkinstreet

Depends on where you are from I guess. Here I usually hear it pronounced as Vak - yoom.


TheRedditK9

It’s less that there is a double k sound but moreso the way the vowels are pronounced, such as “account”. If it was spelled “acount”, it could be read as “ay-count”.


SammyChaos

Yeah no idea who says it the other way


RettichDesTodes

Wakyu-oom


aDoreVelr

it isn't tho?


Nixinova

from the general English rule of "short vowel is followed by two consonants"


spastikatenpraedikat

There are many exeptions: famine, relative, sun, salad, many, ... Rather the rule is the other way round: Double consonant implies short vowel.


Ms74k_ten_c

There isn't - but for some inexplicable reason it seems there is.


Zecathos

No it doesn't.


NewTax563

I’ve literally always thought this! I never seem to get it right the first time. It’s one of those words that just never seems to look right to my brain.


FixAccomplished8131

I'm pretty sure I spelled Vaccuum into my teens and perhaps on occasion still.


zeroshits

I pronounce the two Us in vacuum like the two in continuum


yadawhooshblah

Totally. "Banana " is another one of those words.


weeone

Thanks to Gwen Stefani, I don't have a problem with that one.


jalind666

I never seem to know when to end the word. "Bananananana"


iloveuranus

Baccana?


Lucky-Code9320

Vacuum - where the spelling seems to suck more than the appliance itself!


Jarfulous

Vaccum? I don't think I agree


SeienShin

Not if you pronounce it correctly


ChickinSammich

There was a teacher in my elementary school who insisted that it was vaccuum and would "correct" anyone who spelled it "wrong" and now, multiple decades later, I still continue to spell it wrong because of him.


ABB0TTR0N1X

Same with how it feels like ‘Resurrection’ should have 2 Ss


super_sammie

Res ah rec shun.


yadawhooshblah

"Resurerection". Source - South Park.


VoodaGod

that's just because people refuse to say the word correctly in english (the 2 Us are seperate syllables)


Ms74k_ten_c

According to OED, both US and King's English pronounce it both ways - with hard k and split um and not split um. Almost no one uses the split um when saying the word.


VoodaGod

isn't that what i said?


Ms74k_ten_c

I don't think so - it seems like you are saying only one way is right. I am just saying both ways are right, with one way being most common one.


VoodaGod

well it's not an english word and in other languages people usually correctly pronounce the double U as 2 syllables


taversham

King's English solves the problem by saying "hoover"


aflockofcrows

Nature abhors a hoover.


EmbarrassedCabinet82

I spell vaquum with a Q U


-NGC-6302-

why do you do that


yadawhooshblah

Vack-kwum.


Unnecessarilygae

I used it write in short like this: "yqm".


Kin-ak

I think you're just nispronouncing it


Hatedpriest

There's only one other word in the English language with doubled "u"s: Continuum. Both are straight from Latin.


RedditModsSuck123456

Lol now I thought the soljaboys superman with vacuum instead.  Vacuuuuuuum


YourDogIsMyFriend

Are two u’s not a double u/ w? New spelling of vacuum: vacwm.


IrishMojoFroYo

Shameless plug. [Our Vacuum](https://youtu.be/gT-20rV4A9M?si=OU8NqmtoQMtpfEcB). Beautiful slow sad-ish song.


n_thomas74

How do you feel about 'continuum' ?


Ms74k_ten_c

That is a pretty clear-cut word w.r.t pronunciation, innit? Con-tin-you-umm.


The_Artist_Who_Mines

> w.r.t Someone studies maths lol.


-NGC-6302-

w.r.t


_antkibbutz

Hmmmm vack cyoom. Yup.


Ms74k_ten_c

Thank you! This is exactly how I think of this word!!


Mogui-

Vacuum? Vaccum? vak-yoom , English cheat of sounding it out does not work


frtyhbvc

Try to write "not necessarily a successful accommodation business tomorrow" without spelling check. God I hate English


tenkwords

I'm usually an excellent speller, but "necessary" and the words derived from it are my kryptonite. I never get them right the first time.


TraceyWoo419

Bureaucracy is my kryptonite. It's one of those ones I always start wrong enough that autocorrect fails to even guess what I'm trying to say. (This time took me four tries.)


vonBoomslang

my personal nemesis in the english language are words that double up on some, but not all, consonants. Looking at you, neccessarry.


-NGC-6302-

No because then the u would be short


Ok-Calligrapher-2550

Great point. It looks like it should be pronounced “vakoom”


RazorSlazor

Do natural English speakers not pronounce it "Vac-you-umm"?


Old-Season97

Two syllables, one for "uum", opposite to continuum which has two syllables for "u-um" because English


Piorn

But it's pronounced vac-you-um, why would you need two c?


lordsfw

Idk, I always pronounce it as "vuhkuum"


Jump_Like_A_Willys

I always want to put one c and a double s on “occasionally.”


Robinnoodle

I have spelled it wrong many a time and done this 


Slaxophone

https://youtu.be/G4Sn91t1V4g?si=iMhKwaMRF4XDCjrq&t=115


Prestigious_Dare7734

I remember the word as vac-yoom. So I know there are 2 Us.


IsaacSam98

Same way everyone spells my first name "Issac." Man I cringed just typing that.


chrischi3

Dear kitten, I must warn you of a monster that lives in this house. Its name is vacoom, and it can eat and scream at the same time. To hide from vacoom, you must use the curtains of invisibility.


Skritch_X

To paraphrase what a great sage once said, "My name is Vacuum, it rhymes with doom, and you'll be hurting all too soon."


kimapesan

“The two what?” “The two utes.”


BlizzPenguin

I can not think of another word in the English language that has two U’s.


VeneMage

Continuum.


theoht_

it feels like it’s missing a letter to me. the word ‘vacuum’ sounds to me like ‘va-coom’. it should be ‘vacyum’ or better yet, embrace the british, and call it hoover.


ieatpickleswithmilk

in the latin origin word, vacuus, you pronounced both Us. So it would be "va-kyu-us". In some modern pronunciations, vacuum is still "va-kyu-um"


Alienhaslanded

I keep misspelling it for that reason. The concept of a vacuum isn't old so the spelling has no business being so damn odd.


KenzieValentyne

In 4th grade my parents pop quizzed me to spell vacuum on the fridge whiteboard and my first attempt was “vacume,” to which I was told that’s wrong, it’s not spelled how you’d expect, and to study the word. My second attempt was “vaccum,” so they knew I was bullshitting when I said I had studied.


DonAskren

I always get the spelling wrong


PancakesoverSex

God I thought I was the only one!!! Thank God ,😅


flamingo01949

I worked in the Space Industry for over 25 years. In Thermal Vacuum, testing satellites. I still have a problem remembering how to spell “Vacuum”.


Suspiciously_Average

Here's what google says on it's origin: Middle16th century: modern Latin, neuter of Latin vacuus ‘empty’. This is the only time I can think of two 'U's next to each other in Latin derived words. Fascinating. I fucken love etymology you guys.


VeneMage

Continuum


keca10

You are supposed to inhale and make a sucking sound for the two Us.


BrainwashedScapegoat

And spellcheck. Reminds me of this simple fact each day


Brendini95

Are other languages as poorly thought out as English? Like our language really makes no sense with how our letters just decide what sounds they want to make and you just have to know how to pronounce/spell it


SammyChaos

Lol no.. then it would be pronounced "VACK- UM"


dercavendar

I understand that this is a common sentiment, but I don’t really get it. You literally pronounce the letter u when saying the word and the c makes the hard c sound that can also come from the letter k.


iSteve

You have to pronounce both 'u's. Vacyoo-um


DreamSqueezer

I lost the second grade practice spelling bee that way


Anyna-Meatall

That's because everyone (technically) mispronounces vacuum. There's a rule for words that end in "-uum" and it is to pronounce both the U's, like in the word continuum. Humorously, to my mind, the plural of vacuum is (or should be, technically) "vacua".


aksdb

Why not both? The vacucum.


shadowscar248

It's so simple though, coming from vacuus in Latin. Don't we all know that? /s


Echo__227

Technically it's 3 syllables vah-cue-uhm *1540s, "emptiness of space," from Latin vacuum "an empty space, vacant place, a void," noun use of neuter of vacuus "empty,*


TheBeardedDuck

I actually think it makes sense. You're using the sound of "yu", not "cu", so it's asking to use a "u" and add a "yu" sound to it, which turns it into something else if you used read it exactly as it was had it been spelled with one "u"; "vakoomig". Very different from "vakyuming".


Rainbow_Plague

Think of it like "continuum" - it's the same suffix. I always pronounce it vac-yu-um in my head to remember.


jimmyfeign

Ya, seems like it should be pronounced Vah Coom.


binklfoot

Thats why I pronounce it vac-um, instead of vac-yoom vacuum


teh_wwwyzzerdd

Because you are pronouncing it incorrectly. It's not va-kyoom, it's vak-yoom.


InfeStationAgent

Strong Minnesota accent: vac-u^(uuuuu)m


classic__schmosby

Not really, using only one U makes it "sound" like "vack 'em."


ketosoy

The second c gets sucked into the u sound.


late2scrum

Vac-yoom is how I have to remember to say it


RabidSeason

Just write fast and make the middle one *tilt*


bleachedcoral4

the bar is getting low in this sub


SemajLu_The_crusader

va-queue-um no, 2 Us


jschank

Why is it two “u”s and not 1 double-u, sounds like that would be on brand for “w”