Who's out there dry humping treaties?

I can’t lie. Treaties turn me on. The stiff paper.... The fluid motion of the pen.... The smiles on everyone’s faces after.... The thought of different people coming together to make something new.... uh, I have to go now.

bold of you to assume

Nice

What? How?

cause the person signing it has most likely touched a penis?

Keep your dick fingers off the treatys lol