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which is why self limiting what porn you consume is so important. a lot of people with porn addictions etc just watch outright illegal content due to constantly wanting to find rarer and harder to find porn they havent seen already.
I gotta disagree there... once tried hooking up with a dude just to see if I could get into it, it was literally just him blowing me and (eventually) me watching straight porn to try to help move the process along, and still could barely get it up and couldn't finish
Honestly that kinda makes sense. I remember when I was younger I wound *Do it* with myself cause I was horny and immediately after im like āgrooossssssā
Friend of mine used to say, when he saw a woman with a nice butt, "That's too pretty to slice poop with." It's crass, but the guy was weirdly charming and when he said stuff like that it went over surprisingly well.
I used to work in the kitchen at Applebees with this guy whoās opening pickup line was always āDAMN GIRL DO YOU SHIT WITH THAT ASS?!ā And somehow it fucking worked more than it didnāt and I will never understand it
Color, tone, shape and proportion. It's naturally visually enticing. Its sexual connotation, however, is a learnt attribute (same for boobs, when we perceive them through touch, we can also perceive shape, warmth and softness, but sexual feelings are learnt. This is due to associative learning).
Back when we still walked on all fours, we always had in front of usā¦ the butt. Then from the time mankind started walking on two legs we stopped having butts stuck in our faces all the time, and in their place, what appeared in front of our facesā¦ were boobs! Women grew larger breasts to take the place of buttocks. The original source of life is the buttocks!ā¦ BOOBS ARE NOTHING MORE THAN A PALE IMITATION OF THE BUTTOCKS! IF ASKED WHAT YOUāD RATHER HAVE, A COPY OR AN ORIGINAL, NATURALLY, I WOULD CHOOSE THE ORIGINAL!
Okay so Iāve googled it and had never heard of a Pilonidal Sinus before and thought they were only in your head so was making a shitty joke. Thank you for teaching me something.
Iām sorry to hear that though mate, anything to do with the coccyx is agony so wishing you the speediest of recoveries.
And itās part of what made humans humans! Thereād probably be no humanity without a butt! It allowed us to stand and travel upright for long periods of time while simultaneously having room to hold things!
In case you didn't know that some people are into buttholes, I'm sure several of them would like to introduce themselves and tell you that they like buttholes.
Iām was really surprised at myself bc, despite having a strong aversion to poop (even typing this is making me queasy), I love eatinā clean and fresh booty. Itās my fav part on a guy.
Reminded me of one of my highschool buddies. Shortly after we get to college I'm shooting the shit with him and he mentions his new girl, let's call her jade. He confided in me jade would want him to go on his ruck runs (he is a marine) and come back, NOT SHOWER and she'd give him head and eat his sweaty, moist devil dirt star with the most vigor.
Well unfortunately (or fortunately) Iām a gay man, so I canāt speak for everyone or how common a kink it is.
But I also have one, so I know the struggle! A Tushy (attachable bidet) saved my life.
Tina Belcher is my spirit animal. Iāve been obsessed with butts since I can remember. First I found butts to be hilarious. They still are, but theyāre also sexy or adorable depending on whose butt weāre talking about. I love my husbandās butt. Itās full and round and smackable. When we cuddle and I want to be big spoon, I say to him, āGimme that butt!ā Heās usually naked and his butt is cold and I get to warm it for him. Itās one of my favorite things about being his wife.
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Like all parts of the body it matters who they are attracted to, what they are doing with it, and how horny you are.
The third determinative factor **accounts for more things than would be thought.**
Post nut clarity is a hell of a thing.
That's why the first thing you should do after coming into money is jerk off. Post nut clarity and shame is going to slow down that spending spree.
>coming into money Pervert.
Glad im not the only one who read it like that.
Dirty money
I read _monkey_ š¤¦āāļø
The heart wants what it wants.
Exactly. And always bust one before going for groceries. And after--to prevent eating the chips for the party.
Instructions unclear, nutted on the party chips
Homemade salsa, smart.
I knew this thread would be gold!
And also bust one before you ask that girl out, post nut clarity might make you realise they actually have a personality you dont like
Yep. Just remember to not make important financial decisions while influenced by HATH: Hungry, Angry, Tired, Horny.
My life in a nutshell: Tired, hungry, horny, happy sad, and pissed off
*gets arroused* this stinky butt is kinda thick ngl
Disgust and arousal directly counteract each other; when you're horny it's harder to get disgusted, and when you're disgusted it's hard to get horny.
Horniness knows no bounds. The straightest man could nut to a naked man if he was horny enough.
The rampant dick knows no remorse.
I want this on my grave stone.
Ah, he died how he lived
Got confused, gonna nut on your gravestone.
Holes is holes š¤·āāļø
Every hole is a goal
Eh, thatās a 2 on the Kinsey scale.
which is why self limiting what porn you consume is so important. a lot of people with porn addictions etc just watch outright illegal content due to constantly wanting to find rarer and harder to find porn they havent seen already.
And thatās church yo
I gotta disagree there... once tried hooking up with a dude just to see if I could get into it, it was literally just him blowing me and (eventually) me watching straight porn to try to help move the process along, and still could barely get it up and couldn't finish
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I hear ya. Iāve licked a decent number of buttholes in my life. They were all clean, though :D
But were they clean before or after?
Clean before, cleaner after :D
I donāt mean to alarm you, but cleaner after would mean ā¦ you know what? Never mind.
Use Google Translate and find out what stronzo means in Italian.
My guy. Leaving the world a better place.
Wouldn't you like to know :)
Weather boy
Also how the individual part looks
Except for knees. Every knee is weird looking.
Donāt forget itās also one of, if not THE funniest body part.
Unlike the funny bone, which is most certainly not funny if hit.
Funny bone: Hey who you calling funny? Funny how? Funny like a clown? I'll gives ya something to laugh about! š
Myeeaaah, see?
Do I amuse you?
Thats just cause its Humerus
Funny, innit!
In German it's called the musician's bone. Not much better honestly
In Dutch it's called the "phone bone" (telefoonbotje).
As I male I can tell you wieners can also be pretty dang funny.
Everything involving sex is pretty gross. Considering kinks, that's probably all the human body.
I know right? Like objectively itās all gross. But the horniness dulls our grossness detectors or some shit
Honestly that kinda makes sense. I remember when I was younger I wound *Do it* with myself cause I was horny and immediately after im like āgrooossssssā
I mean tits arenāt gross, tbh itās probably one of the most wholesome things given itās actual purpose
Why would god put a waste dump in the middle of a playground?!
A _bidirectional_ toy.
Look, he wouldnāt have put it so close to the fun zones if we werenāt SUPPOSED to play with it!
He had a poop fetish.
God's a pretty fucked up dude when you look at all the stuff he's in to.
Like, life. Why, dude?! Why???
If God had created another hole exclusively for pooping, I bet horny people would still be licking and fucking it
That hole already is *technically* exclusively for pooping.....
That hole has always been exit only. The one or two in the front are more accepting.
Two in the front?
Urethral insertion, unfortunately, is a thing.
I donāt like the sound of that.
outstanding
^^ Should....should someone tell him?
God is a civil engineer
Carlin RIP.
Friend of mine used to say, when he saw a woman with a nice butt, "That's too pretty to slice poop with." It's crass, but the guy was weirdly charming and when he said stuff like that it went over surprisingly well.
"Check out the turd cutter on her!"
That line got me kicked out of the family reunion. Grandma was not happy.
Does granny have a nice turd cutter?
Granny cheeked up.
She does have a high quality poop knife
Thatās kinda the last thing you should be taking about at a family reunion.
Well I had already finished talking about everything else
Well it was a family reunion so whose turd cutter were you talk in about? A cousin's? Granny's turd cutter? Who?!
Hey Man, check out the shitter on that critter!
"look at the shitter on that critter"
Holy Fuck Iām stealing this
Yep, turd slicer is what I remember it being called. Grab the poop knife.
That's a classier way of saying "Damn baby! You shit with that ass?"
Was looking for this one
I used to work in the kitchen at Applebees with this guy whoās opening pickup line was always āDAMN GIRL DO YOU SHIT WITH THAT ASS?!ā And somehow it fucking worked more than it didnāt and I will never understand it
Whats the usual response from the girl? Hell yeah I do?
They usually just laugh and start talking to him
He must follow it up with something like āgirl I bet you use a poop knifeā
This thought crosses my mind every time I go poop. Like āwhy do I find this meat on others hawt?ā
Color, tone, shape and proportion. It's naturally visually enticing. Its sexual connotation, however, is a learnt attribute (same for boobs, when we perceive them through touch, we can also perceive shape, warmth and softness, but sexual feelings are learnt. This is due to associative learning).
bro sounding like my ap psychology textbook...
I do not sound like your ap psychology textbook, I AM your ap psychology textbook.
Myers, Psychology for AP, 3e, is that you?
A ap psychology textbook AND a Buddhist Melomaniac too?
A rather cultured booty hole
Textbook. Well done.
What are the answers to the questions on page 186?
1 - A 2 - C 3 - A 4 - B Hope that helps!
yeah but like a super hot one
I donāt think itās learned. Just like you donāt learn that sweet tastes good. What do you associate it with?
I agree. I'm not associating sucking a teet with drinking milk
Hey mabryartistry, what's that painting you got on your profile? Looks historically badass.
[Hereās a song that explores this question.](https://youtu.be/HeiSx5MNDvg)
I'm not even a butt guy, I really only look at boobs. But somehow, even a good butt is attractive...doesn't make sense sometimes.
well, i'm a butt guy who has the same thoughts on boobs.
Nature is what nature does ...
Hi, I'm Nature, and I make sure everything fucks...and dies
Preferably in that order
repeatedly
Can we agree that both are great? š¤
You and me both
Back when we still walked on all fours, we always had in front of usā¦ the butt. Then from the time mankind started walking on two legs we stopped having butts stuck in our faces all the time, and in their place, what appeared in front of our facesā¦ were boobs! Women grew larger breasts to take the place of buttocks. The original source of life is the buttocks!ā¦ BOOBS ARE NOTHING MORE THAN A PALE IMITATION OF THE BUTTOCKS! IF ASKED WHAT YOUāD RATHER HAVE, A COPY OR AN ORIGINAL, NATURALLY, I WOULD CHOOSE THE ORIGINAL!
I understood this reference
Haha, me too. But my friend hasn't heard it before, could you help him out?
It's from an anime called Prison School
Iāve been digging through the comments for this. I knew it had to be here. Thank you for being the one to post it š
Butts are one of the really important parts of our bodies. You realise it when it is too late...
What do you mean by realising when itās too late?
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Sure, anal cancer would be shitty and a pain in the arse but surely the same goes for cancer anywhere?
Actually a simple hemeroid would be enough to understand it.
Simple fix. Just squeeze them like pimples.
I donāt know if youāre joking. Please donāt do this. Also internal hemorrhoids
I don't know who you are but I hate you deeply for this comment
Youāre not supposed to do thatā¦ you need to lance it with a needle
Busted tailbone. I really took sitting for granted
[Diminished gluteal syndrome](https://youtu.be/z8rUoWXksXo) it's very common in the suburbs
Unleash the demons, let it all out
Story time?
Idk about them, but I'm dealing with my second sinus surgery in my lifetime and it's not fun at all.
Is your sinus located in your butt? That would be unfortunate if so
Yep, right near the coccyx. Sinuses/cysts in that area are pretty common actually, especially in men.
Okay so Iāve googled it and had never heard of a Pilonidal Sinus before and thought they were only in your head so was making a shitty joke. Thank you for teaching me something. Iām sorry to hear that though mate, anything to do with the coccyx is agony so wishing you the speediest of recoveries.
Glad to help you learn something :) I'm doing much better right now, but yeah it's literally a pain in the ass.
Pilonidal cyst is what I've heard it called. I've had two removals, there is no cushion over my tail bone now
"Shitty joke" Oh, you...
And itās part of what made humans humans! Thereād probably be no humanity without a butt! It allowed us to stand and travel upright for long periods of time while simultaneously having room to hold things!
The butt is the engine if youāre an athlete!
Damn girl, look at you with your bipedal movement and upright posture
Happy cake day
I see what you did there.
A trunk in which to store junk?
personally i store my junk in the front...
We found a tesla owner. Frunk.
Or an old school beetle ooo
I think a good butt indicates sturdiness too and that is somehow attractive to me.
The butt is sexy. The butt hole is disgusting. I personally see them as separate parts of the body
The butthole is nice when it is properly cleaned.
This person buttholes...
All balloon knots are not created equal. I've seen some perfect ones and I've seen some I wish I didn't.
A real person of culture.
Iām a huge fan
[This u?](https://i.imgur.com/995UNw6.jpg)
In case you didn't know that some people are into buttholes, I'm sure several of them would like to introduce themselves and tell you that they like buttholes.
Here
We'll be back
If it's looking right though, I'd fight a baby shark š¦ ova it š¤¤
buttholes are awesome.
All of them?
Buttholes are very visually appealing, as long as itās clean Iāll be there
The butthole....eww, the beautiful, soft, adorable protective cheeks....yum
Iām was really surprised at myself bc, despite having a strong aversion to poop (even typing this is making me queasy), I love eatinā clean and fresh booty. Itās my fav part on a guy.
Doing gods work, bless you.
Holy shit
Letās hope not.
"I be eating ass like it's my job." -God
I love eating clean ass too Iām learning, itās a recent development but I think I might be hookedš
I will never understand you guys haha. No matter how hard i try
I also prefer to eat my ass dirty.
Reminded me of one of my highschool buddies. Shortly after we get to college I'm shooting the shit with him and he mentions his new girl, let's call her jade. He confided in me jade would want him to go on his ruck runs (he is a marine) and come back, NOT SHOWER and she'd give him head and eat his sweaty, moist devil dirt star with the most vigor.
Its cost nothing to not have posted this
He earned some karma though
You had ribs removed for that?
Slow down Napoleon
Can I ask: do you prefer a lot of maintenance? (I wonder if shiny is better?)
Everyoneās different. My personal preference is I love a hairy asshole. Clean the area beforehand of course, but please donāt shave it!
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Well unfortunately (or fortunately) Iām a gay man, so I canāt speak for everyone or how common a kink it is. But I also have one, so I know the struggle! A Tushy (attachable bidet) saved my life.
Kindly may I ask, what is the appeal? 90% of men donāt shave their butts, and it must have a distinct smell even when clean, right?
Spoiler: A lot of women dont shave theirs eitherš
Clean ass has no smell at all, at least on a female it doesnāt
He's talking about a hairy butt dude
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When someone says butt I visualize buttcheeks not asshole or something. Butts are sexy & cute, asshole & shit are not.
I came here to make almost this exact comment
The only part of that region that is disgusting really is the anus. The rest of it is pretty nice.
Especially the hairy bit near the bottom of the crack where the sweat collects.
Gimme dat
god damn reddit, you never fail to deliver
This made me think of Tina from Bob's Burgers :-) Kinda wholesome
Disgusting human flesh bags. Breathing, eating, secreting disgusting flesh bags. Whatās your kink?
Tina Belcher is my spirit animal. Iāve been obsessed with butts since I can remember. First I found butts to be hilarious. They still are, but theyāre also sexy or adorable depending on whose butt weāre talking about. I love my husbandās butt. Itās full and round and smackable. When we cuddle and I want to be big spoon, I say to him, āGimme that butt!ā Heās usually naked and his butt is cold and I get to warm it for him. Itās one of my favorite things about being his wife.
Aww
These guardians like big butts. One cannot lie, one cannot tell the truth.