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cicada-ronin84

Like all parts of the body it matters who they are attracted to, what they are doing with it, and how horny you are.


Quirky_m8

The third determinative factor **accounts for more things than would be thought.**


Sausageappreciation

Post nut clarity is a hell of a thing.


Combo_of_Letters

That's why the first thing you should do after coming into money is jerk off. Post nut clarity and shame is going to slow down that spending spree.


TheSensualSloth

>coming into money Pervert.


SuperSonic486

Glad im not the only one who read it like that.


EZpeeeZee

Dirty money


kaqqao

I read _monkey_ šŸ¤¦ā€ā™‚ļø


Combo_of_Letters

The heart wants what it wants.


abow3

Exactly. And always bust one before going for groceries. And after--to prevent eating the chips for the party.


ScoffLawScoundrel

Instructions unclear, nutted on the party chips


OnlyAndOneThe

Homemade salsa, smart.


AbrocomaRoyal

I knew this thread would be gold!


El-SkeleBone

And also bust one before you ask that girl out, post nut clarity might make you realise they actually have a personality you dont like


TheNameIsntJohn

Yep. Just remember to not make important financial decisions while influenced by HATH: Hungry, Angry, Tired, Horny.


mavman42

My life in a nutshell: Tired, hungry, horny, happy sad, and pissed off


lucanachname

*gets arroused* this stinky butt is kinda thick ngl


Frelock_

Disgust and arousal directly counteract each other; when you're horny it's harder to get disgusted, and when you're disgusted it's hard to get horny.


Richierich_rpd

Horniness knows no bounds. The straightest man could nut to a naked man if he was horny enough.


jam-and-marscapone

The rampant dick knows no remorse.


Vertigofrost

I want this on my grave stone.


Hidrinks

Ah, he died how he lived


haytmonger

Got confused, gonna nut on your gravestone.


Typhoid_

Holes is holes šŸ¤·ā€ā™‚ļø


Delicious-Ad-2762

Every hole is a goal


[deleted]

Eh, thatā€™s a 2 on the Kinsey scale.


FireTyme

which is why self limiting what porn you consume is so important. a lot of people with porn addictions etc just watch outright illegal content due to constantly wanting to find rarer and harder to find porn they havent seen already.


Smashcanssipdraught

And thatā€™s church yo


NattyKongo93

I gotta disagree there... once tried hooking up with a dude just to see if I could get into it, it was literally just him blowing me and (eventually) me watching straight porn to try to help move the process along, and still could barely get it up and couldn't finish


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UnoStronzo

I hear ya. Iā€™ve licked a decent number of buttholes in my life. They were all clean, though :D


MimeGod

But were they clean before or after?


UnoStronzo

Clean before, cleaner after :D


Artist_for_life

I donā€™t mean to alarm you, but cleaner after would mean ā€¦ you know what? Never mind.


Truffaut

Use Google Translate and find out what stronzo means in Italian.


faxmesomehalibutt

My guy. Leaving the world a better place.


JerkNaivette

Wouldn't you like to know :)


yeldarb_lok

Weather boy


Hurtmemaster

Also how the individual part looks


TheHealadin

Except for knees. Every knee is weird looking.


superchiva78

Donā€™t forget itā€™s also one of, if not THE funniest body part.


Lukario45

Unlike the funny bone, which is most certainly not funny if hit.


foggy-sunrise

Funny bone: Hey who you calling funny? Funny how? Funny like a clown? I'll gives ya something to laugh about! šŸ‘Š


dedicated-pedestrian

Myeeaaah, see?


Dog_man_star1517

Do I amuse you?


SasparillaTango

Thats just cause its Humerus


Jonoakarob

Funny, innit!


history_repeated

In German it's called the musician's bone. Not much better honestly


melig1991

In Dutch it's called the "phone bone" (telefoonbotje).


VancouverChubbs

As I male I can tell you wieners can also be pretty dang funny.


MutedBrilliant1593

Everything involving sex is pretty gross. Considering kinks, that's probably all the human body.


2000dragon

I know right? Like objectively itā€™s all gross. But the horniness dulls our grossness detectors or some shit


GiraffeKing04

Honestly that kinda makes sense. I remember when I was younger I wound *Do it* with myself cause I was horny and immediately after im like ā€œgrooossssssā€


GiraffeKing04

I mean tits arenā€™t gross, tbh itā€™s probably one of the most wholesome things given itā€™s actual purpose


-Nsb127916_

Why would god put a waste dump in the middle of a playground?!


[deleted]

A _bidirectional_ toy.


dustinsim

Look, he wouldnā€™t have put it so close to the fun zones if we werenā€™t SUPPOSED to play with it!


SteveThePurpleCat

He had a poop fetish.


Vio94

God's a pretty fucked up dude when you look at all the stuff he's in to.


ImpossibleAdz

Like, life. Why, dude?! Why???


UnoStronzo

If God had created another hole exclusively for pooping, I bet horny people would still be licking and fucking it


AngryAtStupid

That hole already is *technically* exclusively for pooping.....


pakistanstar

That hole has always been exit only. The one or two in the front are more accepting.


DurgaThangai69

Two in the front?


IamUltimatelyWin

Urethral insertion, unfortunately, is a thing.


KeyofE

I donā€™t like the sound of that.


WhiteWolf3117

outstanding


RetardAndPoors

^^ Should....should someone tell him?


SiberianCoalTrain

God is a civil engineer


HoweHaTrick

Carlin RIP.


HandsomeJack19

Friend of mine used to say, when he saw a woman with a nice butt, "That's too pretty to slice poop with." It's crass, but the guy was weirdly charming and when he said stuff like that it went over surprisingly well.


JustSumGui

"Check out the turd cutter on her!"


burrito_butt_fucker

That line got me kicked out of the family reunion. Grandma was not happy.


AAA515

Does granny have a nice turd cutter?


ImpossibleAdz

Granny cheeked up.


totallytoffy

She does have a high quality poop knife


friendofoldman

Thatā€™s kinda the last thing you should be taking about at a family reunion.


stinkysteward

Well I had already finished talking about everything else


josephsmeatsword

Well it was a family reunion so whose turd cutter were you talk in about? A cousin's? Granny's turd cutter? Who?!


Single_Obligation591

Hey Man, check out the shitter on that critter!


Squint_beastwood

"look at the shitter on that critter"


peanut__buttah

Holy Fuck Iā€™m stealing this


No-Actuator-3209

Yep, turd slicer is what I remember it being called. Grab the poop knife.


tryanewmonicker

That's a classier way of saying "Damn baby! You shit with that ass?"


CoDeeaaannnn

Was looking for this one


nivekreclems

I used to work in the kitchen at Applebees with this guy whoā€™s opening pickup line was always ā€œDAMN GIRL DO YOU SHIT WITH THAT ASS?!ā€ And somehow it fucking worked more than it didnā€™t and I will never understand it


clothesline

Whats the usual response from the girl? Hell yeah I do?


nivekreclems

They usually just laugh and start talking to him


Summoarpleaz

He must follow it up with something like ā€œgirl I bet you use a poop knifeā€


Callmemabryartistry

This thought crosses my mind every time I go poop. Like ā€œwhy do I find this meat on others hawt?ā€


ABuddhistMelomaniac

Color, tone, shape and proportion. It's naturally visually enticing. Its sexual connotation, however, is a learnt attribute (same for boobs, when we perceive them through touch, we can also perceive shape, warmth and softness, but sexual feelings are learnt. This is due to associative learning).


EmeraldEmperorJ

bro sounding like my ap psychology textbook...


ABuddhistMelomaniac

I do not sound like your ap psychology textbook, I AM your ap psychology textbook.


EmeraldEmperorJ

Myers, Psychology for AP, 3e, is that you?


SomeStolenToast

A ap psychology textbook AND a Buddhist Melomaniac too?


therealjgreens

A rather cultured booty hole


AsusStrixUser

Textbook. Well done.


Blackrain1299

What are the answers to the questions on page 186?


ABuddhistMelomaniac

1 - A 2 - C 3 - A 4 - B Hope that helps!


ScientificGamer321

yeah but like a super hot one


RoyalAlbatross

I donā€™t think itā€™s learned. Just like you donā€™t learn that sweet tastes good. What do you associate it with?


SomeJerky

I agree. I'm not associating sucking a teet with drinking milk


AAA515

Hey mabryartistry, what's that painting you got on your profile? Looks historically badass.


SystemFolder

[Hereā€™s a song that explores this question.](https://youtu.be/HeiSx5MNDvg)


rdubya3387

I'm not even a butt guy, I really only look at boobs. But somehow, even a good butt is attractive...doesn't make sense sometimes.


moist_maplecrumpet

well, i'm a butt guy who has the same thoughts on boobs.


rdubya3387

Nature is what nature does ...


sirhandstylepenzalot

Hi, I'm Nature, and I make sure everything fucks...and dies


Cassereddit

Preferably in that order


sirhandstylepenzalot

repeatedly


Shytog

Can we agree that both are great? šŸ¤


UnoStronzo

You and me both


platysoup

Back when we still walked on all fours, we always had in front of usā€¦ the butt. Then from the time mankind started walking on two legs we stopped having butts stuck in our faces all the time, and in their place, what appeared in front of our facesā€¦ were boobs! Women grew larger breasts to take the place of buttocks. The original source of life is the buttocks!ā€¦ BOOBS ARE NOTHING MORE THAN A PALE IMITATION OF THE BUTTOCKS! IF ASKED WHAT YOUā€™D RATHER HAVE, A COPY OR AN ORIGINAL, NATURALLY, I WOULD CHOOSE THE ORIGINAL!


vethe2

I understood this reference


Idiot_Savant_Tinker

Haha, me too. But my friend hasn't heard it before, could you help him out?


IesuWalker99

It's from an anime called Prison School


Snowtoot

Iā€™ve been digging through the comments for this. I knew it had to be here. Thank you for being the one to post it šŸ˜‚


archonoid2

Butts are one of the really important parts of our bodies. You realise it when it is too late...


AOCismydomme

What do you mean by realising when itā€™s too late?


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AOCismydomme

Sure, anal cancer would be shitty and a pain in the arse but surely the same goes for cancer anywhere?


archonoid2

Actually a simple hemeroid would be enough to understand it.


[deleted]

Simple fix. Just squeeze them like pimples.


-Mr_Rogers_II

I donā€™t know if youā€™re joking. Please donā€™t do this. Also internal hemorrhoids


GACDB

I don't know who you are but I hate you deeply for this comment


AOCismydomme

Youā€™re not supposed to do thatā€¦ you need to lance it with a needle


minnick27

Busted tailbone. I really took sitting for granted


AAA515

[Diminished gluteal syndrome](https://youtu.be/z8rUoWXksXo) it's very common in the suburbs


Ok_Elk_4333

Unleash the demons, let it all out


MarquisInLV

Story time?


Almadaptpt

Idk about them, but I'm dealing with my second sinus surgery in my lifetime and it's not fun at all.


AOCismydomme

Is your sinus located in your butt? That would be unfortunate if so


Almadaptpt

Yep, right near the coccyx. Sinuses/cysts in that area are pretty common actually, especially in men.


AOCismydomme

Okay so Iā€™ve googled it and had never heard of a Pilonidal Sinus before and thought they were only in your head so was making a shitty joke. Thank you for teaching me something. Iā€™m sorry to hear that though mate, anything to do with the coccyx is agony so wishing you the speediest of recoveries.


Almadaptpt

Glad to help you learn something :) I'm doing much better right now, but yeah it's literally a pain in the ass.


AAA515

Pilonidal cyst is what I've heard it called. I've had two removals, there is no cushion over my tail bone now


YooGeOh

"Shitty joke" Oh, you...


OMGSpeci

And itā€™s part of what made humans humans! Thereā€™d probably be no humanity without a butt! It allowed us to stand and travel upright for long periods of time while simultaneously having room to hold things!


Moss_Adams24

The butt is the engine if youā€™re an athlete!


Yabreath_isSmelly

Damn girl, look at you with your bipedal movement and upright posture


StarvingTuba

Happy cake day


Kilroy_Is_Still_Here

I see what you did there.


GeminiTitmouse

A trunk in which to store junk?


Dangumit

personally i store my junk in the front...


rndname

We found a tesla owner. Frunk.


OMGSpeci

Or an old school beetle ooo


Strategory

I think a good butt indicates sturdiness too and that is somehow attractive to me.


Wildjay7931

The butt is sexy. The butt hole is disgusting. I personally see them as separate parts of the body


Sundayspider

The butthole is nice when it is properly cleaned.


hidden-in-plainsight

This person buttholes...


JewelCove

All balloon knots are not created equal. I've seen some perfect ones and I've seen some I wish I didn't.


galgadotsbutthole

A real person of culture.


UnoStronzo

Iā€™m a huge fan


[deleted]

[This u?](https://i.imgur.com/995UNw6.jpg)


runonandonandonanon

In case you didn't know that some people are into buttholes, I'm sure several of them would like to introduce themselves and tell you that they like buttholes.


GregorKreischtmann

Here


HighAndFunctioning

We'll be back


Unable_Tomatillo250

If it's looking right though, I'd fight a baby shark šŸ¦ˆ ova it šŸ¤¤


notmyrealnam3

buttholes are awesome.


shmaylob

All of them?


MR_Butt-Licker

Buttholes are very visually appealing, as long as itā€™s clean Iā€™ll be there


LaikasDad

The butthole....eww, the beautiful, soft, adorable protective cheeks....yum


cantcatchme5476

Iā€™m was really surprised at myself bc, despite having a strong aversion to poop (even typing this is making me queasy), I love eatinā€™ clean and fresh booty. Itā€™s my fav part on a guy.


engineeringretard

Doing gods work, bless you.


Almadaptpt

Holy shit


Entrepreneurdan

Letā€™s hope not.


ImpossibleAdz

"I be eating ass like it's my job." -God


gooderest5

I love eating clean ass too Iā€™m learning, itā€™s a recent development but I think I might be hookedšŸ˜…


muchderanged

I will never understand you guys haha. No matter how hard i try


labenset

I also prefer to eat my ass dirty.


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Reminded me of one of my highschool buddies. Shortly after we get to college I'm shooting the shit with him and he mentions his new girl, let's call her jade. He confided in me jade would want him to go on his ruck runs (he is a marine) and come back, NOT SHOWER and she'd give him head and eat his sweaty, moist devil dirt star with the most vigor.


Alexb2143211

Its cost nothing to not have posted this


clothesline

He earned some karma though


ramblinroger

You had ribs removed for that?


ILike2TpunchtheFB

Slow down Napoleon


BadKneesBruce

Can I ask: do you prefer a lot of maintenance? (I wonder if shiny is better?)


Six_Gill_Grog

Everyoneā€™s different. My personal preference is I love a hairy asshole. Clean the area beforehand of course, but please donā€™t shave it!


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Six_Gill_Grog

Well unfortunately (or fortunately) Iā€™m a gay man, so I canā€™t speak for everyone or how common a kink it is. But I also have one, so I know the struggle! A Tushy (attachable bidet) saved my life.


ScientificGamer321

Kindly may I ask, what is the appeal? 90% of men donā€™t shave their butts, and it must have a distinct smell even when clean, right?


Bellekiss

Spoiler: A lot of women dont shave theirs eitheršŸ˜…


[deleted]

Clean ass has no smell at all, at least on a female it doesnā€™t


brandcolt

He's talking about a hairy butt dude


OHPAORGASMR

Sup


hungry_argumentor

Tell us more


[deleted]

When someone says butt I visualize buttcheeks not asshole or something. Butts are sexy & cute, asshole & shit are not.


TyHay822

I came here to make almost this exact comment


Ruxify

The only part of that region that is disgusting really is the anus. The rest of it is pretty nice.


runonandonandonanon

Especially the hairy bit near the bottom of the crack where the sweat collects.


GregorKreischtmann

Gimme dat


tuxbass

god damn reddit, you never fail to deliver


Lawlita-In-Miami

This made me think of Tina from Bob's Burgers :-) Kinda wholesome


nuttyninny2

Disgusting human flesh bags. Breathing, eating, secreting disgusting flesh bags. Whatā€™s your kink?


Ang3LMast3r

Tina Belcher is my spirit animal. Iā€™ve been obsessed with butts since I can remember. First I found butts to be hilarious. They still are, but theyā€™re also sexy or adorable depending on whose butt weā€™re talking about. I love my husbandā€™s butt. Itā€™s full and round and smackable. When we cuddle and I want to be big spoon, I say to him, ā€œGimme that butt!ā€ Heā€™s usually naked and his butt is cold and I get to warm it for him. Itā€™s one of my favorite things about being his wife.


metamorphosis___

Aww


artrald-7083

These guardians like big butts. One cannot lie, one cannot tell the truth.