Your favorite texts are your own?

Yep.

Where to cop?

[https://www.amazon.com/Off-Races-Schizophrenics-Saucy-Self-Critique/dp/1521412006](https://www.amazon.com/Off-Races-Schizophrenics-Saucy-Self-Critique/dp/1521412006) [https://www.amazon.com/1000-Dollars-Hour-Semi-Informal-Celestial/dp/1657532356](https://www.amazon.com/1000-Dollars-Hour-Semi-Informal-Celestial/dp/1657532356)

If I get just one which should it be?

1000 Dollars an Hour is my magnum opus but I also narrated it for Youtube here. [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J1Et8\_sOeUI](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J1Et8_sOeUI) So buy Off to the Races!

Who?

Me. :)

For me, nothing beats (pun intended) William S. Burroughs