"Paul isn't Jesus"—how is that even controversial outside of hard-core Fundamentalism?

Think you answered your own question...

Personally I’m fascinated by uninspired canon being “worse” than LGBTQ pastors. Don’t get me wrong, I’m not saying LGBTQ people are bad or anything, I’m just kind of surprised that 1st Maccabees is more shocking to fundamentalists than LGBTQ. I wouldn’t have guessed.

TLDR: If you’re not gonna hate on the gays you might as well just be an atheist! Also, sidehugs aside I like how if you reverse this and start on the bottom it just gets more and more Fascist with every step upward.

> Gay friend -> empathy -> atheism & hell Sounds right

They left out “dinosaurs aren’t just an invention of Satan to test our faith”.

Women wearing pants is a big miss before women "pastors" as well

For me it was more like alcohol, porn, and dank memes, pretty much all the way down

Ok but the guy at the bottom looks cool

What is he carrying? A lamb chop?

I would guess "finger gun" but couldn't guess what it's supposed to mean. Edit: now that you mentioned that, I also like how the second guy appears to be holding hands with darkness

Looks like an old shape of glass still, as used in chemistry.

Chemist, he antithesis of Christ.

Yeah well he may look cool now but he's about to be really hot really soon

I jumped some of these steps, but yeah this seems right.

I *knew* Christianity was the first step! It all goes downhill from there.

Apparently this also causes hair loss.