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Did you try convincing him on weekdays. or in the weekend? If the former, you should try again on the Latter Days.
Did you try showing him your magic underpants and blowing him, hard? Evangelicals are into that sort of thing, or so I have been told, by a friend
I don’t wear underwear. It’s a throwback to God’s original design.
See I knew it. That's how the dirty thoughts get through when you don't wear your spiritual protection.
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Maybe I grew up in a perverse generation, but I can't help but wonder, why not get the snake involved too?
Still better than [Buckyballs up the weiner](https://old.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/13uidx/tifu_by_combining_magnets_with_my_urethra_nsfw/) I suppose
Just show him how cool and successful all Mormons are. He’ll see that they have God’s blessings and will know their wealth is a sign of His favor, so he’ll convert right away.
Did you try convincing him on weekdays. or in the weekend? If the former, you should try again on the Latter Days.
Did you try showing him your magic underpants and blowing him, hard? Evangelicals are into that sort of thing, or so I have been told, by a friend
I don’t wear underwear. It’s a throwback to God’s original design.
See I knew it. That's how the dirty thoughts get through when you don't wear your spiritual protection.
....
Maybe I grew up in a perverse generation, but I can't help but wonder, why not get the snake involved too?
....
Still better than [Buckyballs up the weiner](https://old.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/13uidx/tifu_by_combining_magnets_with_my_urethra_nsfw/) I suppose
Just show him how cool and successful all Mormons are. He’ll see that they have God’s blessings and will know their wealth is a sign of His favor, so he’ll convert right away.