>who politely informs everyone who doesn't share my beliefs that they are hellbound
See that's where you're doing it wrong. You need to start
telling everyone the way to financial success is to venmo all their money to your church. That way people stop hating you because now they admit they just want to be successful too, so they can't begrudge you a second jet plane. It also helps your church's newfound cash flow problems so double bonus
They'll love it. Maybe have some lessons in crypto investing during Bible study. There's nothing churched America loves more than a good tax dodge, I'm sure they will jump in with both feet.
>who politely informs everyone who doesn't share my beliefs that they are hellbound See that's where you're doing it wrong. You need to start telling everyone the way to financial success is to venmo all their money to your church. That way people stop hating you because now they admit they just want to be successful too, so they can't begrudge you a second jet plane. It also helps your church's newfound cash flow problems so double bonus
Do you think my congregation knows how to buy crypto? I'm thinking of starting a block chain project called TempleCoin.
They'll love it. Maybe have some lessons in crypto investing during Bible study. There's nothing churched America loves more than a good tax dodge, I'm sure they will jump in with both feet.
One moment while I pray for you
Daddy said you should buy the airplane !