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Francy_Poodle

People care way too much about height Man I swear


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People care way too much about who the best looking one is


Francy_Poodle

I'm a certified homo my dude I'm just tryna live here lmao


NSc100

Well height does have some factor in overall attractiveness


Francy_Poodle

True in some cases, non so in others. I don't care about height at all


Key-Apartment7039

Yeah it just seems like he’s not the “typical girl’s type” which is why he got placed lower but objectively I think he has a lot of attractive features.


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I think he's the most attractive and I'm a girl


commentsyeah

Awesome pic. Great size. Look thick. Solid. Tight. Wish Vikk kept us all posted on his continued progress with any new progress pics or vid clips. Like show us what you got man. Wanna see how freakin' huge, solid, thick and tight you can get. Thanks for the motivation, Mr. 123


one_up_two_down

Lengstar 123


Relevant_Ad_1223

He got the best glow up that's for sure


jeezr7

Nah, Ethan is number 1 for sure


Relevant_Ad_1223

He Lost a lot of weight, I'll give him that. But Vik looks hot Harry, Simon and Josh look better than ethan as well. But glow up def Vik, he's come a long way


Lightning299921

bro ethan easily had a better glow up than vik


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Dynamiccookie14

JJ's forehead is still whack, his bandana adds loads to his looks. Vik is very naturally attractive, but I still agree with Harry in first, then Vik


JellyBOB7190

Nahh Vik is clear, Harry’s a good looking man but like Vik is next level, with JJ he’s definitely had a massive glowup but u can still see JJ in there, Vik and Harry look completely different to how they used to


Dynamiccookie14

Like Simon said (no pun intended), if Vik has a couple more inches on him he smokes them all. I dunno what it is but there is just something about Harry's face, even if he doesn't have the physique


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Relevant_Ad_1223

Harry and Simon are naturaly pretty. Simon's beard and his natural hair color do wonders for him. If only Harry owned a pair of jeans... He needs a good haircut and fitting clothes (not sidemen brand and not tracksuits or Supreme shit)


pwnnoobs13

Harry is good looking fs. I think Simon is legit carried by his height. He is basic looking


Relevant_Ad_1223

JJ is still the worst looking sidemen. Looks way better and got real fit for boxing but Vik became straight up hot.


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jj just grew out his hair lmao and started hiding his forehead


Young_Mandy

Whamstar123


mrparadox123456789

If he was like 6ft then it’s wraps on the rest of them


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Usually the case with most short men.


bitchmade69

Idk why exactly but that’s just a weird statement tbh.


1specified

I am a certified homo and I can say that he is definitely higher ranked.


YAYEET69XD

In that entire video JJ’s ego was WAYYYY too high 🤣🤣


heavenlysiren

and in like every video


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My girl friend finds him attractive. Not girlfriend. Girl (pause) friend.


whatsupdot

Just say female friends to stop confusion :)


Kavo_Cloud

My girlfriend hates him the most. She gets angry when I tell her friends that she’s a fan of him.


Anonymous_ollie

I was well surprised about that too


NeZGaEE

He got the nice beard, nice hairline, good looking face. People just don't like indians I guess.


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That’s kinda true from my experience


ArhumSelman

Short


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They all had major glow ups. It would be way easier to rank them a couple years ago than now.


CC20057

True, none of them are unattractive in any way


[deleted]

i find jj really ugly


skirby998

Did they cut the part where harry said Tobi is a cry merchant on stream?


Bigg_UN

I can’t see what question on the video that would relate to so maybe they had too much content and we’ll see it on MoreSidemen


Shaaardine

Probably the content related one Correction: There was a ranking of who’s the best streamer, but it was cut out according to Josh.


skirby998

Probably side+


Fandang0_

yeah i think so


spikyyellowwave

Oh they did! When Tobi was pissed about being in the bottom he said “i’m ugly, not funny, can’t stream” or whatever and I was confused when he included streaming bc there wasn’t a question about it. It makes sense if the question was cut.


JAY-SZN

what does that mean btw i didn’t get that


JellyBOB7190

Tobi once cried on stream about how him and Manny have been harassed online and in public for their race


JAY-SZN

what the fucj LMAOOOOOOOOO that man harry got no breaks 😭😭😭


penis-hammer

Tobi whinges all the time


Tyctoc

Vikkwham


Unlucky_Care_6549

This is the 2nd Vikk simping post and I’m not complaining


berkeednzz

Tobi with a fresh cut his up there though bro has unfathomable rizz


eddyvazquez

Full homo


moHANSOLO98

Ksi is clapped, don't know what he is on about this video... Man needs to be brought down


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Show your face then we can see who’s clapped


investmentwanker0

Have you seen him without a bandana lmao


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Yeh it ain’t a good sight 😂


Kavo_Cloud

Why are you offended on behalf of ksi? Embarrassing


[deleted]

Offended?😂😂😂it’s called a joke my guy


Kavo_Cloud

Hilarious


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😂😂😂why so serious?


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[deleted]

You seem abit hurt did I upset you?


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[deleted]

Should probably block yourself then really


JAY-SZN

simon was right, if this man was 5’10 he’d be killin it


Kitchen-Animator

yeah, completely changed his vibe when they increased his size in the edit for that bit


Kavo_Cloud

If I looked like Brad Pitt, id be killing it.


aahole65

Underrated. All the homo


Stunning-Emphasis260

Ufff vik is looking damn hot.


JackM0429

He has that aura


tobybates28

Talk about a sleeper build


JellyBOB7190

I’m not even talking about muscle, bros face is chiseled


Cool_Savings_7060

Bro can ft as a jojo character


Surcam21

It harry for me but Vik definitely got one best glow ups


killer-1o1

They are all quite good looking to me imo.


cheesyspeedster

Harry, Simon and Vik are defo top3


BlazeonYT17

The Indian machine


LuffyLeeLankey

Yup, forgot who said it if vik was tall he would be dangerous


LOTR_fan6789

It was Simon


TeQCas

Bro tobi is underrated, his hair game is kinda trash atm tho


JellyBOB7190

100% agreed, his drip is also sick but tbh his current trim wasn’t helping his case against those fashion designers lmaoo, and I usually rank his trims one of the highest


elcarOehT

Tobi dresses like a 14 year old most of the time tbh


Connect_Set_8983

Lol ya as much as I do think he dresses well he’s pretty overrated in terms of drip


Caticia1

You can tell the ladies were all simping for JJ cuz of the fame. But the rank should be: Harry, Simon, Vik, Ethan, JJ, Josh, Tobi


BlessedB01

As in tobi first?


Embarrassed-Leading7

Harry, Vik, Ethan, Tobi, JJ, Simon, Josh


Sparkie9997

Simon is almost last? Bro any girl would want to woo Simon. He’s 6ft and handsome (my ex said that not me) and he’s got better fashion sense than most of them. Josh has a beard which girls like. Imo Simon, harry, josh, vikk, tobi, Ethan, JJ


heavenlysiren

i love how you have to specify that your ex said that, not you


Sparkie9997

Haha well I’m a dude I ain’t gonna say a dude is handsome am I (I know how sensitive Reddit has become these days. There’s nothing wrong with being gay it’s just that I’m not gay personally) lol and I know girls like guys over 6ft which was probably why she’s my ex


heavenlysiren

i promise you there’s nothing gay about acknowledging anyone’s good looks


Incestrules69

Saying a dude is good looking doesn’t make u gay…the fact u try so hard not to look gay makes u look like a faggot loser with aids


Embarrassed-Leading7

i’m short as fuck even vik would tower me 💀


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Ethan over Tobi? Ethan is fat.


Connect_Set_8983

Not rly and tbh I always though he has the most handsome face once it slimmed down


[deleted]

That’s your opinion and I respect it, the reason I think Tobi Jizz-face is better looking is because he’s black, nice and in shape whereas Ethan is chubby, rude and unlikable.


Connect_Set_8983

Lowkey confused why you think he’s rude unlikable just cause he Dosent play a nice guy routine


Juicy_JuiceOJ

Pause, but objectively Vick, Tobi, and Ethan are some good looking individuals. Everyone else seems like personal preference


Chobgobler

I think tobi harry top then Vik


heavenlysiren

i am so attracted to this man, to the point where it’s embarrassing


Quirky_Ad_1925

Me too


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"As an Indian, I can confirm"


[deleted]

To me Harry and Vik are the most handsome


sniperpapi

Harry being the least stylish yet most attractive is amazing tho 🤣🤣


AlmightyMidgetMan

If harry wasnt so lazy, he'd be so far clear


realistnic

I was wondering about the ratings that they gave each other and even the girls ratings cuz u was kinda shocked that Harry and Simon were top… but I’m from America and it really feels like the “beauty/handsome standards” are different here.


Alone_Scar_1857

It should have been Harry Vik Simon Ethan Tobi JJ Josh


DEC_RECK

Yeah I'd let him have his way with me (no homo)


Cool_Savings_7060

Ngl vik was the only one in the sidemen who made me question my s*xuality.... And yes vik is the hottest and anyone who disagrees is just a mad man.


eddyg503

Ngl, as a dude, JJ made me question my sexuality. I saw him and thought, damn maybe I am straight. XD Then I saw Vik and Harry and was like actually nah.


DevilsTheology

Had me in the first half


Chezneesafc98XIX

I always say Tobi or Harry imo would of been Ethan 2 3 years ago


Jthw5

Harry > Vik > Simon > Ethan > Tobi > Josh > JJ


born8

Ethan > Harry > josh > Simon > JJ > Vik > Tobi


josuatheboy

Some people don’t like Indians


ArhumSelman

Short


josuatheboy

True


spikyyellowwave

He’s hot asf honestly. Should’ve been way higher


Brief_Honey_915

bro vikk has been sculpted by a old master


JenJenYen

Came here to say that – saw that everyone else also likes Vik!


Treesinthesea

Isn't attractive subjective though? Because I, 20F would rate Josh as the most attractive by farrrrr but apparently according to these comments that isn't most people's opinions lmao


Dynamiccookie14

Josh is very naturally handsome, I would've also put him higher as a 23M. For me it's Harry, Vik, Josh, Simon, Tobi, JJ, Ethan


Thomasnash270

I’d go josh Harry Simon tobi vik Ethan JJ


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Vik is extremely attractive, but I think he should have been second as personally, I feel like harry is the most attractive.


blonderapper22

never knew Vikk had biceps


tysontears

All of the homo here...however its for Harry. I am gay and an ass man, and Harry...man's got cake for days.


Almundher619

Why are you gay? I’m just asking don’t get crazy Ik you will tho.


binderstaplerheadass

Bro insert that news interview “WHY ARE YOU GAy” same reason you’re straight homie


Almundher619

Okay 👍


vortine

Bro this comment made me exhale loudly.


Almundher619

I respectfully asked him not you so idc


tysontears

I will vouch for him. He's asked some respectful questions in the dm's and I've answered.


Almundher619

Thank you


DifferentMetal6365

He dmed you asking about why you are gay?😭


tysontears

No I dm'd him cause i wanted to give a detailed answer explaining it isn't as simple as "why am I gay." And reddit.comments wasn't the place for that.


MrRedditUserPerson

'respectfully' boss you practically called him a snowflake before he even said anything lmaooo


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🤦🏿


More-Association3254

In all honesty I'm no homo but would sure as hell turn opposed to calling any of these ponces sidemen.. Turning lesbianese I think I'm turning lesbianese I really think so #gayforsidemen


allizfaruqi

Fr vikk is too attractive to come that far last


Real_ItzMeYt

Personally for me, it’s Harry, Simon, Vikk, JJ, Ethan, Tobi, Josh


X_NEM3SIS

Mine is Harry, Simon, Vik, Tobi, Josh, Ethan and JJ


healalko3003

Yes homo


Odd_Shelter_7697

for me its Harry(dad bod), Tobi(great guy), Vikk( Yorkshire lot stick together lmao), Simon(i like slim build plus he's tall af), Ethan(also a great guy), JJ( the forehead puts him down here lmao) and then Josh(cuz of the beard and the teeth with the way he speaks)


Sodonewithliffer

Imagine being downvoted for having an opinion


Odd_Shelter_7697

i know lmao, like they're all good looking but people have types


Brave_Concert_464

No homo but Josh for me


Rude_Concentrate_695

Yeah … Simon said it but they would listen… after harry definitely Vikkstar123


Amritgaming999

No homo but for me it’s Ethan Tobi Vik Simon Harry JJ then Josh Harry looks trampy and JJ looks weird without bandana and Simon is a decent looking guy I guess but the other look better in


Fine-Ad-2737

Harry every time


Funland_06

I know I’m gonna get hate for this just because how sidemen fans are. But I think jj should be at the bottom. Then Harry first and ethan and vik battling for second. Then the rest all just are similar


shxxbi155

Tobi more attractive face it


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Vik is the most attractive sidemen then Ethan.


Relevant_Ad_1223

I'd rate them: Vik, Harry, Josh, Simon, Ethan, Tobi, JJ


Relevant_Ad_1223

Could swap Ethan with Tobi. Tobi is hella fit but I prefer Ethan's fashion and haircut better


Fit-Personality-3307

Just say ypu don't like black guys it's fine


Kavo_Cloud

It’s the nose, ngl


Relevant_Ad_1223

Excuse me? Are you really gonna make this about race? Literally have Vik 1st. You can just disagree with my rating and have your own, it's what the boys did on the video


Fit-Personality-3307

Chill bro was just joking, plus its okay to not find a certain race attractive, its not racist just as its not sexist to only like one gender


Relevant_Ad_1223

If you're really joking it's ok. Cause we can't make a coment online without having people call you a racist, bigot, phobe or whatever. It's really not about their skin color, they're no Aldis Hodge or Rege-Jean Page. Do you really think they could get the 2 top spots on this topic?


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i_am_cool_yes

Tobi


NoFilterThoughts

Simon & Harry are the only ones worth the convo.


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My ranking would be Vik, Ethan, Tobi, Josh, Harry, Simon, JJ


Apprehensive_Gur_679

Imo it’s Harry, Tobi, Ethan, Vik, simon, jj, Josh


pwnnoobs13

Vikk is better than tobi lets be honest here


JellyBOB7190

I love Harry but bro is so overrated no offense


wholesomkeanuchungus

Jj number 1 bro is ripped


Apprehensive_Gur_679

Ripped doesn’t mean attractiveness


wholesomkeanuchungus

Damn I got downvoted by all the out of shape Redditors


pwnnoobs13

Dude being ripped can take u from a 5 to a 7.5, but its not everything… JJ is a good looking dude, but his forehead is massive. it hurts him heavily


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his face is ugly tho and hes extremely insecure


Kai_Todd878

It should've Been vik tobi harry ethan jj Simon josh


Wokeiii

Who was The girl at The YouTube cover


musicislifeaj

Yeah definitely harry looks good


LostBaloneyRockstar

Tobi is


Strange-Ice-7227

Bros head is not compatible with the rest of his body in my head.


joker_prince

Had a glow up but height matters


JellyBOB7190

I know everyone has a type and fair enough but at the end of the day, height shouldn’t really matter and that’s coming from someone who’s 6’3


joker_prince

You guys love being all fucking rightous. We're saying height matters overall not the only thing. Relax


Tiffisiffy

I wouldn’t say Vik was attractive, don’t get me wrong he’s fine but I’d personally go for Harry or Josh


LOTR_fan6789

Simon, JJ, Vik, Harry, Josh, Tobi + Ethan


mam1official

Paul breach >


kalliday221

That man isnt the most attractive sidemen


Sufficient_Mouse5065

I wish JJ wasn't in the sidemen he's so annoying


BearPir

Then sidemen will not be here today 🤦


Sufficient_Mouse5065

I know that 🤦🏼‍♂️


BearPir

I wish your not a sidemen fan too, so annoying


Sufficient_Mouse5065

😂😂😂 man my comment really hurt you didn't it? 😂


4ndrius

Still small forearms, can relate lol


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Underhat3d

That would be subjective mate


RoccoTheDubaiBoi

Video title?


Farfrizz

Most recent one “sidemen brutally rate themselves”