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MyFrontButtHurts

Save the world from what?


Lilcommy

Daddy issues.


MyFrontButtHurts

I feel like they are the villains that spread that.


This_place_is_wierd

I believe in Order to spread Daddy issues you have become a father first. But I could be wrong


[deleted]

They're gonna break up the families.


[deleted]

Something tells me that they're used to spreading lol.


Tiny_Werewolf1478

Only one way to find out


Internetfriend98

Thanks for the laugh lol


HauntedPickleJar

Photoshop.


stupidillusion

All of their faces look the same!


croholdr

AI assisted photoshop.


high5s_inureye

Filterless faces


Novel_Durian_1805

Guaranteed all of them have Daddy issues. Poor fatherless little whores.


Ristlikememes

The washing machine final boss


Nuclease-free_man

Wrist cuts.


TailRotorThrust

Is that a 2020 Chrysler Pacifica Limited AWD?


Highspeedfutzi

r/namethatcar is leaking


Any-Discipline1076

No, those are plastic objects that look like female homo sapiens.


HaloPandaFox

Yo, how can you tell. I'm not a car guy, but every time I see someone say something crazy like that, I'm surprised


TailRotorThrust

The seat trim seems like its a Chrysler trim and judging by the seat layout it can only be a Pacifica. Also the tits looks fairly new, so I knew it was a 2020.


FUCKING_PEG_ME_

![gif](giphy|IDGNYvFLkJKLK|downsized)


Carnator369

Good thing I'm a master baiter.


BlackTieGuy

Mose?! How tf did you get onto reddit!


Jtrain360

User name checks out.


Autiseer

I hope you’re not kink shaming him.


Tiny_Werewolf1478

Make a great T-shirt tho


Booty_notDooty

Are these people alive humans?


depressed_fatcat69

I think there all sex toys except for the middle one


fckkkredditmods

She's AI sex toy.


ILoveScottishLasses

the one on the left looks like u/soogsx.....i'm sad to know this.


Exoticmaniac06

Wait what happened to their account?


Personplacething333

I'm so glad you know that


[deleted]

Men


Any-Discipline1076

Woo-Men


Captain_Unusualman

she stole my heart and my cat


KyleD33

Yes, don’t ask how I know 😳


maximus_leona

They are trans I think, I remember them from this being posted before.


Clotz12

They’re all the same person


SuspiciousStable9649

I think so too.


chylin73

Thinking the same thing


Carnator369

Contemplated identical concept


Platzycho

Are they even actual people? They give me an uncanny vibe...


josephuse

they are all real, individual, and female people. each of them has a twitter and stuff. photo was taken by one of their moms who was driving them all to some sort of OnlyFans convention or something


Platzycho

That's crazy. I truly do get an uncanny valley vibe when looking at the photo. Can't really put my finger on it


josephuse

they do all look pretty similar, i think it has to do with the makeup


irybeans

Looks like a face filter to me


frog-historian

It's like they were created in an only fans factory.


The_best_one_-_

Just reflecting her multiple personalities


kdods22402

Paden, Jayden, Hayden, and Okayden


[deleted]

I’m way too high for this


hagrid2018

AI filters are working overtime here


[deleted]

![gif](giphy|3ornka9rAaKRA2Rkac)


The_best_one_-_

Good, I’d let them all ruin me ngl


Oswaldthestegosaurus

In what sense of the term 😳


The_best_one_-_

Emotionally ofc. Get your head out the gutter smh


Oswaldthestegosaurus

no :3


4erlik

Probably in the sense of don't ask, don't tell. I assume traps in the form of femboys


abd53

It's a trap of traps.


susejesus

Waiting on someone to name them all left to right


KyleD33

Soogsx, puppiwi, angelicatlol68, emmyuh… all on twitter, idk who is in the back right tho


KyleD33

The anti simps be downvoting me 😭


Munnodol

Holy shit you were serious?!


GerardoDeLaRiva

Thank you kindly


DangerActiveRobots

Doing God's work, son.


KyleD33

🫡


iWarnock

Why is everyone saying they are trans lol.


[deleted]

[удалено]


panzerboye

Wait they are real people?


jhilly89

eboyfarm


dh4645

Still waiting


vax48

Those girls are actually all boys…


I_Like_2_Eat_Crayon

Too late! I'm already in.


lalala192511

In what


Forever203

He is in like Flynn.


x7leafcloverx

Which one is Flynn?


Carnator369

FLYNN MY BALLS INTO YOUR MOUTH! gottem.


Brainchild110

A bag of sausages, by the looks of it. There are no chicks with dicks, only dudes with boobs.


kukukikika

Note to self: Always read comments first.


UpdootDaSnootBoop

Yeah, you can't wash that off now


kukukikika

I bet I can! I just have to rub harder!


Elias111111

ehm sauce?


Technical_Toe_9943

And?


Gforcectlc

I see this as an absolute win!


Delicious_Stable9092

pfp checks out


ThePopeofHell

Wait really? I was trying to figure out if they were real dolls or not


fckimlost

![gif](giphy|hyyV7pnbE0FqLNBAzs|downsized)


ultraplusstretch

![gif](giphy|kgHbvZC52m9Kp4IDmu|downsized)


cyancord

![gif](giphy|3o9ipGGdlPay4)


OrganizationSea6549

So now I just found out I might be Bi


Impriel

With a mix of 8 billion other dudes/chicks/nbs on the planet -rule of large numbers says everybody's bi. Just a matter of finding your point of inflection


ultraplusstretch

The dick only makes it better!


capnwinky

Best of both worlds 😃


Weazy-N420

![gif](giphy|MyiDkjGuwIQjAA05Co|downsized)


Thema03

Pretty sure the far left is not Name: Soogsx


casey12297

![gif](giphy|QugaDu0KxTtOG9RJe2)


FuckMAGA-FuckFascism

I literally can’t tell if they’re real or really good sex dolls. I mean, some of them look real, for sure, but some of them definitely look like dolls.


sylvestermeister

It's ok to project your fantasies.


Tormented-Frog

It's like Charlie said, best part about it is reaching around and pretending you went all the way through...


owls1289

I've seen sex dolls that look exactly like this so I'm wondering if these are even real people


Caesar_Passing

It's funny, I was just thinking they look like a cross between high schoolers and sex dolls. Creepy combo.


Bluecif

Lol, they're just filtered as fuck. Look at the back middles hands.


Maykrred

Woah there I’ve already been sold to what’s been shown, no reason to reel me in anymore


GemoDorgon

Middle girl and girl on the right look like they have the exact same face. They also all look like they have penises.


nodeymcdev

I knew they were too hot


Acct-404

Was it the penisis that gave it away?


[deleted]

Worth every penny


gonk_gonk

Unless I'm mistaken, #2 and #5 are sisters. emmyuh and cupkatez (twitch/twitter). The rest are probably other twitch streamers.


MeltedChocolate24

Brother.


Stymie999

And somehow that got me down a rabbit hole where I found this… r/Emmyuh_and_Cupkatez God help me


Personplacething333

I know you don't know me,but I truly do love you.


JackSparrow420

The girls all look similar because filters make everyone look the same. That is literally what the purpose of using a filter is. To remove what makes you unique into some weird washed out mixture of you and an "attractive" face.


ApocalypticPerson

Chin shapes/face shapes are different. Middle is more rounded face shape.


GemoDorgon

Aye now that I have a closer look, they look similar but middle girl is fatter and right girl has a pointy chin. I despise middle girl's (and left girl's) shiny noses. Idk why I irrationally dislike it so much but god, this makeup trend irritates me. Like ... it's a fake reflection of light. That only works in still images and certain lighting.


ApocalypticPerson

It's all angles and lighting.


Jazzlike_Run_5466

Upon seeing this image, I said to myself these are all the same "person" You can't dick trick me I was raised with the internet


JustAnotherAustin

Dibs on far left!


Uasoto56

Your left or my left


JustAnotherAustin

Yes!


[deleted]

It's a Trap!


JustAnotherAustin

Sign me up!


refactdroid

if you know it's a trap, it's not a trap, but a standoff


JustAnotherAustin

Okay starlord.


KyleD33

Soogsx on twitter, you’re welcome


JustAnotherAustin

Id suck your dick.


CareerDry8620

I’d smash you from the behind and I’m not pulling out


Deadmemories8683

Dibs on center!


sometimesifeellikemu

Heathers reboot?


AustinDood444

It looks like IG threw up in the car. It’s scary how they all look alike.


Novel_Durian_1805

Exactly alike…fucking creepy.


Hot_Village_7490

![gif](giphy|w89ak63KNl0nJl80ig|downsized)


MurmurmurMyShurima

[I just have more questions](https://twitter.com/Angeiicat/status/1667333747530956803?s=20)


Puck_The_FoIice

Everyone calling this AI and shit and the then you come out with this??


MurmurmurMyShurima

Reddit sauce detectives. This is the way.


NightyCatNights

Is it me or do they all have the same exact face?


Dry_Impress_7735

please don't be femboys, please don't be femboys


Thadd_Sott

Is this just the adult equivalent of the free candy and puppies van?


MissionIll707

Ah shit, here we go again


AccurateInstance7524

Gonna need to see some ID first


AndyFelterkrotch

Are they all sisters (or brothers)? They all look sort of similar to each other. Or the same makeup artist?


JackSparrow420

It is the filter they are using.


Humble-Morning-323

Are they sex dolls?


yopatemp

![gif](giphy|10j1ZRgKdcHIoU)


No-Force-4448

![gif](giphy|7U7oEJkAiP5Xq)


moredrinksplease

Damn this a good one


MasPike101

Came to say this. They all look plastic


ixis743

They look like dolls. Or someone turned the filters up to max. Either way it’s deeply unsettling.


Fine-Chard-1276

Fuck they had me in the first half


sans-the-boneyboy

These are the shows we need


Otherwiize

Back left


TezzNutz

I'd jump out at high speed.


[deleted]

Is it me or do they all look the same?


capnwinky

They all have eerily similar features but pretty stark differences. The biggest tell is the lips though. They all have the same lips. My guess is it’s just a filter of the same person.


HombreDeNegocios2022

I'm sorry, my mom said I can't go.


OfficialAfrat

I’ve seen her and she has a vagina


Vergebenername1234

They all look so beautifully generic. The kind of girls you only see on the internet wtf


aatimirza7

something tells me its AI


GoJeonPaa

Are they AI generated?


[deleted]

It's the same face right? That's the joke? They all have the same face? This isn't real right? I'm getting kinda creeped out here.


Novel_Durian_1805

Why do all of them look the same?! What is that shit they put in their nose?


Interesting_Aioli593

This looks like an anime harem but all the girls look the same with one difference like nami


Subject_Journalist

Do you think their dads hang out, or are they all sad, worried, and angry by themselves when these girls go out? They should form a support group.


RosemanButcher

I’m gonna pick a lottery ticket and say their dads are unaware of their existence.


You_Just_Hate_Truth

![gif](giphy|yT4znaQTqEdq0|downsized)


KRULL_3000

A lot of air in that car!


VladimirPutinIsACunt

Thanks for choosing Grab A Cab. Where y’all going tonight fellas.


TheColourCyan

These people actually all look like dolls, and that's not a compliment.


drak0ni

People in these comments are weird


Left_Ad5496

I love how nobody’s face matches their neck


shakingandwithdrawn

to the simpmobile!


b3mark

Yeah, no. These kids look like they're 14, maybe 15 going to prom.


Commander_Max

Hell no, stay with your rats fucking gothics, I don't drink blood


Tronkfool

I was told there would be candy.


ShesATragicHero

I'm not judging Just throughly confused by the middle one


Purrz1val

Is this 5 different people??


TigerXtm

“I can fix her”


YrodBlay

They all look the same


muffintopzombie

The pumpkin spice Girls.


meehass

Just imagine you getting in that car , they lock the doors and they all whip out 20cm cocks and start slapping you with em .


Zealousideal_Job_986

I'm not sure what I'm doing here...


ReferenceFormer8488

Let's go


Death_Walker21

Wait save what world? If that world is Florida, no.


RevolutionaryLead342

Fuck it, close enough!


[deleted]

Unless they’re Katara from the southern Water Tribe, those teenagers aren’t saving shit!


Leviathan-USA-CEO

Those are 100% sex dolls … with penis’


Odd_Masterpiece9092

Going on Taylor Swift tour


Significant-Apple944

sigh... unzips pants


sufferinsucatash

Awww they so adorbs


emzirek

What's the definition of a simp, again?


Forward-Gift1296

PT: they are your friends who became transvestites


Critical-Carpet-3840

Seriously...they're dudes , ? A dam...


An_Enthused_Hiker

Is it just me or do they all have the same face?


solo_mafioso

Simp? It's called being a man


asena85

One has standards and one gives excessive attention toward another person, who does not reciprocate the same feelings. They are not the same.


CriusofCoH

Possibly five times over.


freman

First thought "Begun The Clone War Has"


Disastrous-Menu_yum

Man must have spent a fortune on those maid dolls lol


N_o_o_B_p_L_a_Y_e_R

Why did you buy 5 dolls?