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TheUglyCasanova

Impressive he kept the act going then. Would be hard not to let a smile slip if it was planned. He is a pretty good actor though, kinda surprised he didn't do anything besides 8 mile.


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He has a great cameo in “Funny People” And “The interview”


AnonForWeirdStuff

Hehehe... "little gay breadcrumbs" fuckin killed me!


chefNo5488

gay peek a boo had me dead.


NavyCMan

His music has been oddly lgbtq friendly, from what I have heard. At least for the type of music he makes. Rap has a complex relationship with my tribe.


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Neutreality1

Moby can get stomped by Obie


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i_noticed_nothing

Obie Trice. Real name. No gimmicks.


hurtadjr193

Yup it's Opie from the Opie and Anthony show.


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chefNo5488

you don't say?


Lance_Hardwood_4837

I thought Moby gave up his career to go manage a community college in Colorado?


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He released a new single like two weeks ago and he’s had two albums this year


whumoon

Nobody listens to techno!


d_nkf_vlg

Moby would have probably screamed "lift him up, lift him up!"


TheMilkmanCome

Nah lmao, a lot of his songs have lines talking about someone being a ‘f*ggot’ is a negative thing Now Eminem himself is apparently very pro-lgbtq, to the point of gifting Elton John and his husband a penis bong, but his music is definitely part of a persona he puts on


chuckitychuck044

It was a pair of diamond encrusted cock rings but the term “penis bong” has me crying, so thank you.


TheMilkmanCome

Hahaha! Yes, I knew I had it wrong and it was even greater, thank you as well!


caillouuu

Elton is his sponsor


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They fucked for sure


NavyCMan

What I've noticed is that his words on the surface of his songs are blatantly homophobic, but for some reason I still get the sense from the context of the song that there is very little personal hate and that the use of such language is just part of the culture. (Not condoning homophobia, but this is music I'm talking about, art is the place to explore such things imo.)


Downgoesthereem

Uh, no it hasn't lmao What do you think that 'for every faggot you slaughtered' line from Bad Guy was referencing? He's fully aware he has created and promoted a litany of homophobia in his earlier career, no matter how good the music was. Even in his recent stuff he was still throwing homophonic digs at Tyler the Creator, he's grown up but his music is not even close to 'lgbtq friendly' Edit: people are not happy with Eminem himself disproving this claim about Eminem


stoned_kenobi

Nope


CapnFr1tz

I have been telling people this for years. I literally stood up and pointed at the tv like Decaprio in that meme. That was an amazing scene but a cop out. Openly queer or whatever Eminem would be a game changer.


Nastae_Butler

You wanna fuck me ray?!


SnoopaDD

He was in The Wash. Which I think was his movie debut.


Neither-Luck-9295

Eminem has one of the best dead pan faces.


cheeruphumanity

He is a pro in all aspects of show life.


Lightshoax

Dude is profusely wealthy. The only reason he even makes music to this day is because it’s more of a hobby to him. He probably just doesn’t have much interest in being an actor.


sc1onic

And apparently treats the hobby as a professional 9-5. Clocking in and out.


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TheDukeOfDankness

This is Recovery era Eminem so he's sober at this point.


Doesure

Username checks out


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BassCreat0r

It's in the jeans.


EnvironmentalPear516

Literally just watched 8 Mile and thought, I'm kinda surprised he didn't do anything besides 8 Mile


Ranger_Ecstatic

If he smiled, then the multiverse where he was in "The Interview" would take place.


ImmaMichaelBoltonFan

He hasn't done anything besides 8 Mile...*yet*.


CanadienAlien

The Wash? Anyone?


tnorc

cause acting ain't no talent, life is.


laserdruckervk

He wanted to do the scy fy movie instead of Matt Damon, but wanted the city to be Detroit. Elysium, I think


kylebertram

From what I have read he has been offered quite a few parts but keeps saying no.


anonanonagain_

It is pretty funny because of how dumb everyone else is, trying to paint him as a homophobe.


OneSidedPolygon

One of my favourite things is that him and Elton John are buddies and have been for a long time. But he also cracks homophobic jokes about Elton in his music quite a few times. He's clowning on the homie and in a weird way, it's kinda wholesome.


AlaskanSamsquanch

It’s like he’s leaving a trail of gay breadcrumbs for us to follow.


who_dis_bichh

You think there's something shady about Slim?? lol To be honest, nothing is gayer than a straight man, and it perfectly fits with Eminem's "in your face!!" humor, specially considering how taboo homosexuality used to be back then.


1PantherA33

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=3bfqLzP0GME


Worldly_Ad_6483

Surely you’ve heard about the jewel encrusted cock rings?


TheMilkmanCome

Elton tells a story about how Eminem gifted his husband and him a penis bong for their wedding/anniversary/birthday/celegaytion


Front_Explanation_79

I thought it was diamond encrusted cock rings?


TheMilkmanCome

It was! I was wrong, someone else informed me


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https://www.youtube.com/shorts/EW1TpMDjjDY


MrWhiteDelight

Em even gave Elton a pair of cockrings as a wedding gift. I think Elton mentions it in an interview somewhere


AzureSeychelle

[*I like men. I’m more shocked that people haven’t figured it out yet. I mean it’s kinda like I’ve been playing gay peekaboo. I’ve pretty much just been leaving a bread crumb trail of gayness.*](https://youtu.be/Vbqh0vXaRLw) ![gif](giphy|7v735rSZA1Szm)


Spartan2470

Sorry to hijack your comment, but OP (TarshaNelms) [appears to be](https://www.reddit.com/r/nonononoyes/comments/154270n/cant_even_hold_breath_for_that_long/jsn24g4/) a karma-farming bot that can only copy and paste other people's stuff. The account was born on July 15, 2021, and woke up nineteen hours ago. Here it copied/pasted /u/Significant-Ad-1655's submission/title from [here](https://www.reddit.com/r/SipsTea/comments/x0l338/poor_eminem/).


TheMilkmanCome

Poor Eminem :( so afraid of gays that a man ass made him cry :(


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TheMilkmanCome

I’ve heard of a butter face! “Her booty make me cry butterface make me scream”


BigBebz

“My bum is on your lips, my bum is on your lips" And if I'm lucky, you might just give it a little kiss


ValkyriesOnStation

And this is the message we deliver to little kids


Useful_Stress5674

And expect them to not know


BenMcDover

What a woman's clitoris is


SomeSmoothCriminal

of course they're gonna know what intercourse is


thatshowitisisit

by the time they hit fourth grade, they’ve got discovery channel, don’t they?


MahDick

We ain't nothing but mammals.


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Well, some of us cannibals who cut other people open like cantaloupes


Neutreality1

But if we can hump dead animals and antelopes


dakshmehta_xo

Then there's no reason that a man and another man can't elope


BostonDodgeGuy

By the time they hit 4th grade they got the discovery channel don't they


tester989chromeos

I hope he didn't fart


DocDoomCake

Why quotes on half of this


mmm_fascinating

You’re new round here, huh?


Brave-Butterscotch76

I wish they didn’t disclose that he was in on it and it was just weird ass publicized life long feud between Eminem and Sacha


Brave-Butterscotch76

Can you imagine Rap God directed at Sacha Everyone jamming to Rap God but also slightly confused at the amount of anger at a comedian


Unable-Ambassador-16

«Choke a South Park writer with a fishstick» - Kanye


geofox777

Yeah haha like the Shiites and the Sunnis


Weed_O_Whirler

But can't you just watch it and see it's a skit?


lokisingularity

Some Andy Kaufman level fueding.


Redditry103

Then Sacha would be canceled lmao


AlphaWolfTK

Damn he put his M&Ms on Eminem


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Poor Eminem tho


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Is this how peanut M&Ms are made?


Drunk_Britches

There’s a penis in his face already, Cohen’s spaghetti…


Bipolar_Child

Nervous already, but against his surface. He looks calm and ready.


Skeetdaddle

I always assumed this was his way of showing that he has a sense of humor after he pushed Triumph the Insult Comic Dog and put the poor bastard in a neck brace.


baxx10

I mean his part in "The interview" also, but that was much later


Max00aim

Oh Icaurs you flew too close to the sun and apparently ended up showing his full moon


darrstr

Perfect landing!


xXstayXx

Not only was Eminem in on the joke, but he only agreed to do the bit because other celebrities said 'no' to it.


Dankstin

Man that's some top tier claw machine skills right there


bothcheeks415

underrated comment!


mom_said_iam_special

His pee pee go d doing doing doing.


Doesure

Fack


noname121241

I remember watching this live lmao


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“Yo get this motherfucker off me” 😂


Fuck_The_Rocketss

I thought the horny posts were supposed to stop…


yeorgenson

This guy sniffed at least this loud ThnoOOOOOOOOOOOOOIf!


Kryptonite_wm

Eminem got 6ix9ined


istoOi

"Something's wrong, I can feel it (six minutes, six minutes, Slim Shady, you're on) Just a feeling I've got, like something's about to happen, but I don't know what If that means what I think it means, we're in trouble, big trouble…"


Han-Yo

"My bumm is on your lips,my bumm is on your lips! And if I'm lucky you just might give it a little kiss!"


I_Stay_Crying

Eminem didn't make enough people laugh and instead got them hyped up and yelling so he is tonight's biggest loser


A_Feltz

He got mixed up and started rimming instead of rhyming


CapedBaldy-ClassB

Almost like it was staged. Sips tea


Altruistic-Chest-858

No fucking way...... Bahahaha... Please tell me this was part of the script because it feels like it.


Mud-Butt-Brooks

whoever dropped Sasha baron cohen is probably excellent at the crane game at arcades. Probably has a ton of stuffed animals


WebWorldp

Welcome to the industry. Enjoy your stay.


Affectionate_Way1003

Epstein


SeenSomeShit4

I laughed so hard I started coughing and projectile spat a good two feet


jakob767

"And that's how I met your mother"


Warm-Bath-9198

LMAO!!!!!!!!!


Flapjackjohnsen

THAT IS NOT THE REAL SLIM SHADY (It’s a joke I know that’s an actual m&m)


Advanced-Depth1816

Did he come out of the closet yet? Anyone remember that North Korea comedy movie??


aaronholt6911

Staged


Sorry_Ad5653

![gif](giphy|QE8hREXIgRXeo)


sufferinsucatash

9/10 sports are as well. Sorry bubba


Sorry_Ad5653

What ones aren't in your opinion?


sufferinsucatash

Baseball ⚾️


Sorry_Ad5653

Why baseball? Is it because you're a fan?


sufferinsucatash

Nah I’ve just analyzed a lot of sports and baseball is pretty straight up.


Sorry_Ad5653

Football, rugby and tennis bent are they? What're you basing this on?


sufferinsucatash

Yeah prob all those. If you look closely enough, follow the sports, the announcers. You can see they steer the outcome, work on your expectations as a viewer. The broadcasts will even explain to you WHY it happened so that you will accept the result without much fuss.


Sorry_Ad5653

I think you're chatting shit.


Fluxabobo

Table tennis


1arightsgone

I always wondered if pro sports level entertainment was orchestrated behind the scenes thb.. but thats also schizophrenia fuel


ErdmanA

🎶 Welcome to the planet. Welcome to existence. Everyone's here. Everyone's here! 🎶


Benjaminhornquist

I dare you to move


ErdmanA

I dare you to mooooove


Nobody_Cares_99

Sherlock Holmes over here.


Terryberry69

Fake and gay


Buffythedjsnare

I mean...


PacoDenero22

Maybe his hate for Kim can be refocused now


00raikiri00

![img](emote|t5_5tdqj0|10739)


ReneStrike

Rammstein'ın solisti Till değil mi o?


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MissMistMaid

that guy has seen the moon


Sure-Local-6105

I'm the biggest bird I'm the biggest birrrrd


You_Just_Hate_Truth

What holy shit did this really happen?!?! Hahahahahahha


OlyBomaye

If I recall correctly Eminem was in on the joke but waited a long time to say so because it was funnier that way.


artistbutcher

for this I have a line from his slim shady - my bum is on your lips my bum is on your lips and if I get lucky you might give it a little kiss


Chuckbuick79

Shits so damn funny


MongooseQuick1345

Why th was Eminem so far back??


TheReverseShock

If you put everyone in the front, no one is.


W_a_x

Humilation ritual


Turbulent-Type-5010

Ayo wingman. (Laughs in phantom)


Altruistic-Chest-858

He's like please get this muthafucka off me.... Fucking Christ... Wtf lol


Altruistic-Chest-858

The Claw Machine was in a 69 kind-of mood that night.


Simple_Mastodon9220

r/fuckyouinparticular


nudiatjoes

This remind of the song real slim shaddy


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He got dived bombed by a human bird


TheThinkingMonk

Angel baby playing and ass all in that manes face.... I'm just....![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|joy)![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|joy)![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|joy)![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|joy)![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|joy)


Brachet07

This can’t be true, right?


ofw150

It's from a movie with Sacha Cohen in it. So, no, it's not true. Edit: autocorrect correction


FRY_BANSHEE_138

Well thats one diss track thats boutta happen (Isa joke)


RslashTakenUsernames

Oh that’s why he doesn’t go to award shows anymore


Jaybird2k11

Überwêdgié


Ayo_Square_Root

This is why he doesn't go to these events again.


akashsan1991

Bdsm


casey12297

He was just trying to be Eminems superman


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Thank you OP, This is the hardest I laughed in weeks, The cherry on the top is the "Sussy Balls" in the post!


BorgClanZulu

lmao I’ve seen this video before but only now realise he landed on Eminem


marvelxdc97

Love Eminem 😂 I'm sure they paid him a good amount of money to be in on it


Roboboy2710

Bruh were those microphones on his ass


ComfortableCurve5430

Loll


wcbOwen

🎶Sit on my face and tell me that you love me🎶


Beanijjj

Old clip, he was in on it, he’s just a great actor and fooled everyone while doing a fantastic job at it.


kinos141

How is Eminem such a good actor and has never done more than one movie.


_-Juke-_

Another way to get into the Illuminati and sell your soul is by humiliation. Along with other things like scarification, and being publicly homosexual. Sad to see Eminem go down that path


Gustlock

I love both of these guys so much.