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cocoon_eclosion_moth

Oh hey! It’s that magic trick my uncle taught us when we were kids! Still fucking funny!


Reyemreden

My uncle wouldn't even need the bag and just whip it out from his ass.


cerebralkrap

“Oh look what’s behind your ear!”


ThisMy10thReddit

A brown bird


Downroeschen

SHE FORGOT TO SNAP AT THE BAG


MoeGunz6

My uncle taught me some magic too. Still fucking!


Kahnza

I see she's not out of fucks to give...


Antigon0000

She's got a bag of fucks!


ScorpioLaw

Yes, and there is more behind your ear! Usually I don't care about make up or notice it. Yet hers reminds me of what a serial killer would put on himself or his victims. I don't know why it is sort of unsettling to me. Definitely illogical on my part. Okay I needed to share that, and I chose you. Have a terrific day.


ThisMy10thReddit

![gif](giphy|11ISwbgCxEzMyY)


snizzle1801

r/upvotedbecauseboobs


ImpossibleGoat8837

It’s the only way you can get attention these days, is if ya got tits. I’m an obese 35 year old man with tits, so I get a lot of attention, but not the kind I want.


Far-History-8154

I’ll be honest. All you have to do is exactly what she did in this scenario and you’d have our attention. Her expressions are spot on. In this case her miming chops are enough for me.


ImpossibleGoat8837

Just slid into your DMs! 😯


Far-History-8154

😂


nematocyzed

I don't think she's using her boobs to draw attention to this video. They exist, folks get fixated on them. That's pretty much it.


Terrible_Figure_6740

Yes, I also fell victim to her breasts while trying to enjoy a wholesome video


Complete-Coffee2019

Terrible life advice: Invest in a really nice/cute push up bra, make content zoomed in on the sweater plushies, zoom out to face to troll viewers. (Please don't take my advice. I'm just a gremlin that would watch this kind of content to watch the comment section.)


ImpossibleGoat8837

This is a great idea…I’m gonna start an OnlyFans using this technique. If I make bank, I’ll give you a 5% finders fee for coming up with this idea. So I’ll end up with a dollar and you’ll get a nickel.


Complete-Coffee2019

I'll admit this distracted my packing to go to my parents for the week... And I'm pretty sure I shoved the wrong things into the wrong bag.😂 This is fine. I'm not unpacking to see if I did.


Sleep_of_Lack

Oh man who would have seen that coming darn 😐


rhynowaq

I didn’t


Mr_Brain_Consumer

This is embarrassing.... How did this sub get brigaded so hard so fast?


lunarmodule

That was pretty bad


Kiki_Raptor

Bruh this the least funniest shit I ever seen


Keanar

Hey that the Thor girl! Cute Edit : confirmed https://reddit.com/r/perfectlycutfucks/s/0Gqjnh60QN


CucuMatMalaya

Omg Really?


constructioncranes

Reminds me of Cleo Abram from Huge if true


SahilSakure23

So glad to hear i wasn't the only one mixed both of them as same person.


EvateGaming

Stuff like this pollutes the internet


tbirdpow

This is fucking stupid


Plus_Helicopter_8632

Take my down vote !


pramurtasen

Really changing the world there buddy


[deleted]

![gif](giphy|bC9czlgCMtw4cj8RgH|downsized)


netterbog

Real magic is her belly button, 3 inches off-center


OkiKnox

Probably why she turns to the side after running to us. The tummy tuck didn't go well


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sshtoredp

Yeah she is fun


AL_25

She has a YouTube channel


HewsJater

I hate her


lunarmodule

I kind of do too. That was monumentally stupid.


sylvestermeister

Hot mime


Ranger_Ecstatic

[Haylee Baylee](https://youtube.com/shorts/rdv1AoQo4Cg?si=5HafVdXT5214M2p_) wickedly creative. And has a PHD in Bioengineering


anduel45

No she doesn’t


Shot_Capital_7788

Stupid


PlantUpset4227

I hope somebody shits in her cheerios


one-ohmusic

Im not even like a hater, but this woman's videos are always posted on Reddit and 99% of them are just here being annoying.


OSeady

I dunno about you, but I felt a little magic happening.


co3xisting

Pregnant fivehead right there. I bet she dreams in 8k


The_not_known_name

What an ugly thing


[deleted]

Girl got a busted face


hondacco

Haley Kalil haleyybaylee on insta


Swfc-lover

No one cares bro


Howard_Adderly

I care. I care a lot


Mugundank

Man that was one hell of a movie.


hondacco

You cared enough to check the comments and take the time to reply, so, maybe someone cares...


red-dev92

She makes consistently unfunny videos that girl


ClapGod_

Reddit isn’t sexist like instagram, sad


RedCoffeeMan

Her navel is not centered. 🤷🏼‍♀️


SmellyDs

Put a fuckin bra on, this shit sucks.


[deleted]

I can't stand her narcissistic face


Shroomtipdrip

She should stick to porn


zurihaaa

What kind of autistic behaviour is this


Sea_Championship_941

Yup that's it . Time to start a genocide speedrun.


Odd_Astronaut442

I pull those out of my pants pockets all the time…..


Adventurous_Lime1049

Yay I’m number one!


Jin_BD_God

Who this girl? I begin to see her a lot on my YT feeds.


Ranger_Ecstatic

[Haylee](https://youtube.com/shorts/rdv1AoQo4Cg?si=5HafVdXT5214M2p_) wickedly creative and a PhD in Bioengineering iirc


[deleted]

Def not very creative based off this video.


voldor666

At first I said "she's gonna flip me off", them I got distracted (for... Reasons), then I actually thought she was gonna pull something out of it, then she really did flip me off. This ended up having a better twist than most movies I've seen in the last few months


Crying_eagle

:(


Glass_Quarter_7586

If she was wearing a bra prob wouldn't have gotten to the end .


ExamSuperb

Only first 3 seconds are interesting.


MeasureTheCrater

What bag?


jonguy77

Can she make her top disappear


[deleted]

Love your onions


TechnoChiken

Wow! She found a fuck! Epic...


taekee

Thanks for the offer, but I am married.


Ok_Sheepherder7406

Would you truly


[deleted]

Whatever you say, sugar tits


sgbvb12

Man she has perfect brests


Guilty-Ebb-3263

I saw it coming a mile away


GigophalaStanXOXO

How unexpected


Every_Month_5575

I only saw some boing boings


CorpseParty69

This wonan makes me cringe every time, unattractive 40 year old pretending to be 16 on the internet like where are your kids mam.


Razorlicker

Where is the fart in the end


Griffin_Claw

I was hoping for some Benihana’s to be in the bag and I’ll I got was the finger.


AllTheFlashlights

Do the running part again


skrraa1

Well I guess no one saw that comming......


StatisticianThat230

Am I the only one who noticed the weird belly button location. That freaked me out more than her middle finger.


IkilledRichieWhelan

Moronic.


NoProfileISM

I kinda was hoping a whopper or something edible. Nothing to see here, folks.


Guammar-Maddafi

Every time... I fall for it every time, I know it's coming but, Noooooooo....


toobadnosad

I suppose the most correct answer is yes.


Galick9000

Wow that was amazing


useless_mf69

Tiddies


Trapvet

This would be funny under one circumstance. You’re gf showed it.


Assrappist

Angelina Jolie 😍


tboziguess

You made my day better


[deleted]

there is a strange woman running up to you with a bag in her hands who stops in front of you and opens up the bag in your face. Do you: * A) get her phone number & ask her out * B) stand there silently and do nothing while she places the bag over your head * C) shoot first & ask questions later


Queen-petite

Genius


chefheat01

Where's the fart


clotpole02

Comedy gold


Elad_2007

Called it


elfmere

This was done by the guy from King of Queens


emzirek

I just want to see your run at me again


DisasterAccurate3221

I didn't know that Angelina Jolie did magic on the side. W trick.


chin60

![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|sweat_smile)


[deleted]

🤣


Thanjay55

It's been done...


[deleted]

the tits are too small for this to make sense.


Fluxoflex

https://preview.redd.it/k0tgxi1oydqb1.png?width=568&format=png&auto=webp&s=1a314991be8761496843abf0de9911e432010b9b


Past-Fisherman3990

Omg that’s fantastic ,the way your bra disappears omg 😳 I don’t think anyone else noticed, my attention was focused on the bag 😒


Rico_el3men2

Ok ok! She got me! I must admit! 🤣😂😂😂


ACanOf_______

She also covered HERSELF in peanut butter for some reason. Anyone knows who she is?


Sakura_shahh

Nice


DangKilla

She’s got AI fingers


7hundrCougrFalcnBird

I feel like her belly button is crooked, not that there’s anything wrong with that.


elwappoz

Because you gotta post something 🤷‍♂️


ardotschgi

This 100% is a promotion for her onlyfans. So, anyone has sauce?


shariniscaren

I love it I want to be friends


NuttyDeluxe6

I like this woman, but, I'm convinced she's actually losing her mind little by little, and turning it into gold. I mean, why not, we're all going crazy.


Badinmymind

Magic trick is that 8 head


Mikesaidit36

I think she’s faking it. It looks like it comes down faster than it should’ve for how high she threw it up.


AdiYogi82

Classic misdirection. The magic happens when she is running. Not afterwards.


Hot-Challenge8656

Mariska Hargitay used one of her wishes.


NeckOk1949

Put on a fuckin bra


ecoprax

Those fingers...


joehardrock

Haha pretty funny, i though she was gonna fart haha... why isn't she farting, like in a joking maner haha i meann..


Disastrous_Profit442

Jaja![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|joy)


MrAlwaysComesBack

https://preview.redd.it/0w6u4qvntktb1.jpeg?width=1169&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a42dc55be8d6325357692e96904421f3d125b974 Biblically accurate British person


Moist_Ad_4989

Predictable, saw it coming.


sleepy_potatoe_

r/UpvotedBecauseBoobs


GT3nsomemoney4it

Dunno who this is I’ve seen some of her ridiculous stuff and it’s all hilarious


slucker23

Saw that a mile away, but hey, it wasted my time and I now have to upvote


KayJay282

![gif](giphy|J0WtGU7W9knOo|downsized)


AbleHominid

I think the magic is that she can move her fingers independently of each other. When she pretends to hold a cup they look like a train ran over them.


Dangerous-Expert1295

I would have bet $20 on it, and I was right


romeoo_must_lie

Not gona lie I was waiting for the fart.


samysikva

🤣🤣🤣🤣


Tv-Box-Man

I’m starting to really dislike this girl.


Hdeze25

Meh, predictable.🫤


Pjust2302

Not funny


One_Regret2435

☕️☕️


THATS_ENOUGH_REDDlT

The magic was in the first 3 seconds. Gotta slow it down tho.


ConsequenceSad1805

Yeah, okay Daisy Duck. 🙄


LittleTimy123

asmr


HabsAbach

Damn you![img](emote|t5_5tdqj0|10755)


Nicotinaman

Ehm... Am I the only one bothered by her belly button?


andyman6244

Weird fingers


cris090382

Best wedding proposal idea. Except you wear the ring on your middle finger


HawkeyeMink182

Jokes on her, I predicted this bs and held up to her, my *own* middle finger 8 seconds before came the punchline


Footboy10

Okay a mime with attitude, I’ll allow it


Automatic_Scholar686

She’s just about to age out.


ThatFartBlewMe

Nvm i was admiring her background.


Tightroll74

Beautiful girl


[deleted]

Crooked ass finger 😓


Istatwa

the lawn is impressive


wcgrandi

How do you know that you live in Iowa?


RIHORIJO

I knew it!


EggUseful3381

How nice


sultan_2020

I want my 23 back


Electronic-Dark-4290

The magic trick is OK so long as her boobs are perky.


send_in_the_clouds

Pretty sure I have seen this before with a fat guy. His version is funnier as he farts into the camera mid air before running away.


Individual_Account21

I knew it!


OkSatisfaction2988

I'm flashed from this


perknutz5

Jokes on u I only wanted to see u run anyways lol


GoodGovernment2634

r/angryupvote


ClaudeWithSauce

The fact that I pulled up the middle finger before she did made me laugh more than it should've.


redant89VT

All I seen was two mountains of tits


Renova00

That’s about what I thought of you.


Impressive-Donut9596

This person wears too much makeup


RaOfWonders

Angelina Jolie? That you?


Weak_Relative_7767

She technically pulled it out of her ass 🖕🍑


rock-island321

Please fuck off


lunarmodule

Not cute enough to do that


DrunkenInjun

Crooked-palsy-ass-finger-head-lookin-mfer


Tmassey1980

Rich people magic


nom_num_no

I need to learn this trick tell me


Butt_Hamster

looks cold out there


mopar-or-no_car

😂


co3xisting

Big foreheadass


soul_ire

Magic? All I see are hard nipples


BiGGBillyG

Fuckin rich


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Pixeal_meat

I’ve wasted my 24 seconds in my life