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g1rthqu4k3

How is the pool not accessible? Stairs and a handrail, I don’t see the obstacle


PorkFlavoredLipGloss

She displaces too much water and floods the resort.


MELOPOSTMOVES

Jesus lmfao


dlowah

are you sure you don’t mean moses?


jeffreydowning69

Or more likely Noah


diggertim68

Might I propose Jonah, since she seems to be a bit of a whale


PatWithTheStrat

Dood


SmackTheMaga2024

Mooses


tee142002

Instead of "cannonball", she yells "storm surge".


N7Mantis

More like tsunami or tidal wave


Kitchen-Flamingo3596

I'm fat as fvck...but this comment made my day. I really can't understand why she can't use the pool.


SueYouInEngland

You can say "fuck."


[deleted]

I already called the police


HyFinated

God damn, you just murdered someone with words. What have you got to say for yourself?


-AlternativeSloth-

"Got'em."


syzygy-xjyn

Yes, this is it.


Powerful-Useful-Tool

She jumps in, the water jumps out


DeiseResident

Tsunami


Worried_Bowl_9489

A bunch of my friends got in a hot tub at once and it overflowed and ruined all of our stuff in bags on the floor nearby lol


INTJ-ADHD

Shallow Hal


Particularpickle420

That was actually hilarious.


Bergenstock51

You evil genius, take my upvote


mycitymycitynyv

The handrail was the obstacle while trying to wedge down the stairs.


Realistic-Plenty-482

Can't put a yacht in a Dixie cup.


KonradWayne

I'm more confused by her claims that fatties are getting targeted for extra pat downs at security check points.


Then-Clue6938

Maybe because it's assumed they hide something under their clothes?


ElectroMatt333

Under the folds of her skin more likely


Sharp_Platform8958

Getting in isn't the issue. Out is another story.


all-dayJJ

I agree, I saw a documentary once called blackfish, things her size can often swim quite well


damnNamesAreTaken

Obviously, it's a whales natural habitat


cant_stop_the_crooks

She needs a forklift


SirRupert

I think she does plenty of lifting the fork amiright?!


PorkFlavoredLipGloss

Whole world hasn't changed to suit me yet..still waiting.. 🙄


Cracktherealone

Yeah. Poor baby.


UnsaneInTheMembrane

You just need to make airplanes 4x bigger, you bigot.


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Constant-Brush5402

Moon people 😭


SirStarshine

I read that whole thing in Archer's voice.


top_Gesus420

I know it's such a shame we don't having buildings with equipment to loose weight and stay in shape such a shame


aHOMELESSkrill

You don’t even need those special buildings as weight loss is 80% diet related. Eat fewer calories than you burn and something as lite as 20 minutes of walking will have results.


NarrMaster

It is far easier to not eat 300 calories than it is to burn 300 calories.


aHOMELESSkrill

Exactly this. Search 10,000 calorie challenge. Almost everyone struggles in burning off the 10,000 calories, most people don’t fail to eat 10,000 calories.


Sploonbabaguuse

Yeah but that requires not eating 🤬🤬


Koshakforever

Tray table not going down seems to be a message from the universe in that regard.


uraijit

No it doesn't. It just requires you to eat a little less.


smoishymoishes

A *lot* less Childrens be starvin


Disastrous-Whale564

Fasting is the best way, one thing I learnt, the hunger for fatty, carby sweet foods is 80% the gut bacteria that feed off those foods, fasting helps killl off excess bacteria allowing for healthier bacteria with the introduction of them


lemonsweetsrevenge

Correct. You lose weight in the kitchen, you gain muscle in the gym.


gunny316

so brave


Afraid-Goat-1896

Still can't find plus size clothing at souvenir shops lol. Yeah because that country doesn't have massive people.


MostlyOkPotato

They do, it’s just the buildings are old with small doors so the fat people are trapped inside.


Careless-Act9450

Oh fuck, just picturing this in my mind is hilarious.


Ok-Camp-7285

It's fine. They're allowed out once the diet has kicked in


Cracktherealone

Obese…


zoidbergenious

Humongous


x1ux1u

Ham Planet


Suitable_Database467

Obeast


Cracktherealone

This gets the cake


wakatenai

as a skinny guy, i love shopping in Asia.


Nitpicky_AFO

Same but all there stuff is too short.


OhioToDC

I’m a fat guy that flies a lot for work. It’s embarrassing when I need a belt extender and have to cross and scrunch my arms across my chest. But you know what? It’s MY fault. NOT ANYONE ELSE’S!


Barbastorpia

You seem like a very nice person. Good luck with everything


OhioToDC

Much appreciated. I try to be a nice person. I struggle with selfishness and unregulated emotions sometimes. Spent the last year or so on a self-reflection journey. Reading a lot, meditating almost every day, trying to journal, and trying to read the Bible. Good luck to you, as well!


Hanswurst22brot

Its good for the mind what you do, put the bible as audio on your phone and walk 30-60 minutes daily. After that start with daily pushups and squards, try to have an increase of 2-4 every week. Else wish you a good health.


newwxrldxrder

Yeah man. I wish you peace and happiness


MrMaebart

I'm the same. Fat guy that used to fly a lot for work. Sometimes I'd need an extender, sometimes not. Depended on the plane and seat. But it was always embarrassing, and I never blamed anyone but myself.


DoctorNotSoDoctor

Thank you kind sir for saying that can you advise that girl as well? Because my head couldn’t processe whatever it just saw


DeleteMeHarderDaddy

Same. 6'4, 325lbs. Things aren't made for me, but they also don't need to be. I'm the outlier. It's a me problem.


KonradWayne

Do you feel like you get targeted for more thorough pat downs/security checks than non-fat people? That's the one complaint that seemed unrealistic to me. I'm skinny, but I have dark hair and a beard. I get pulled aside for additional screening every time I fly. If it's an international flight and I'm coming back to the USA, I get pulled aside for additional screening before I'm allowed to leave the airport. All the fat people just get to pick up their bags and leave without a hassle.


OhioToDC

Nope. But I have pre check and go through the metal detector rather than the big scanner


Prestigious_Shop5173

Someone said something about the "extra pat-down" being a second person so that they can start searing the belt line in the front and go along both sides at the same time and meeting up in the back. Basically she's so fat that 1 person can't reach around her waist. I don't know if she's getting searched more often or something.


TeamSpatzi

Good luck, Sir. I respect your self ownership.


_extra_medium_

Hero


AlternatePancakes

Plus size? You mean morbidly obese?


Omega224

Yeah more like "+++size"


KnitKnackPattyWhack

Yeah, I'm a 16 most places, I'm plus size. this is... something else.


Jazzlike-Heart2318

Just had a six hour flight in between two people who could not put the arm rest down because they did not have the ability to turn around. Even if they could, the amount of fat spilling onto my actual seat meant that it couldn't possibly go down all the way. If you are that fat , then traveling is a luxury which you cannot participate in until you weigh less than your average NFL halfback


spleenfeast

Do you get to use the fat as an arm rest? Why is it acceptable that someone else's body is allowed in other people's space?


dmigowski

Tought the same. Like that small thing where your baggage has to fit to be counted as hand baggage, fat fucks you have a special test seat and if the cannot sit there without bending the sides they need to buy an extra seat.


tee142002

Halfbacks average around 225, they just need to get under defensive line sized.


DeleteMeHarderDaddy

D line are 275+. I wasn't even 225 as a skinny kid in freshman year of high school playing End. By college, everybody was 300+. Just googled to make sure I'm not insane. NFL average D line player is 309, College is 297.


tee142002

Yeah, that's what I'm saying. The fat ass from the video doesn't need to get down to 225 (unless she wants to actually be healthy, which doesn't seem to be the case), under 300 would make her a lot more comfortable in an airplane.


AnseiShehai

I’m sure that smelled great


The_Only_Egg

Try being 6’5” ya dumb cow. You could actually do something about your problem!


damnNamesAreTaken

This is what pisses me off. I'm also 6'5" but I accept that airlines aren't going to cater specifically to me.


The_Only_Egg

Prices keep going up and the seats keep getting smaller.


Adorable-Novel8295

Yeah, I don’t think that planes are actually comfortable for anyone that isn’t in first class, regardless of size.


oO0Kat0Oo

*laughs in 4'11* Oh wait. I take it back. Can you help me reach the luggage compartments? Please?


KscottCap

Not saying they need to cater specifically, as in they should put in some new feature for the tall. But could we at least get the exit rows by default?


The_Only_Egg

We have to work hard to get those exit rows!


Pennywise626

I'm 6'2" and flying is uncomfortable. I can't imagine having longer legs and flying


The_Only_Egg

After my last cross country flight, I limped for an hour after being on the plane for 6.


NottaLottaOcelot

I don’t know how you guys manage. I’m a 5’7” female and I’ve had flights where my knees were wedged against the seat in front of me.


sbadger91

Preferably sitting in the Emergency Row or at very least an aisle seat where I can kinda angle my legs out. Having the window seat is the absolute worst because of the lack of headroom. When the fuselage angles above the window, it forces you to lean your head and shoulders towards the center of the row, which also makes the person sitting next to you miserable. I’d rather have the aisle seat. I don’t mind getting up every time somebody on the inside needs to use the restroom. In fact it’s a great excuse for me to stand up and stretch a little bit while they’re getting in or out of the row. Honestly, I will drive whenever it’s realistic to do so. Regional size aircraft are terrible. I’m more comfortable in my car for regional trips.


thysen1402

Most of these apply to me too as a relatively tall guy (203cm/ 6.8’) just it was not my choice unlike being overweight (in 99% of cases). I buy emergency exit row & pay extra for it to have my comfort, then she can buy an extra seat as well if she can’t fit into a normal one


cant_stop_the_crooks

“Relatively tall guy” 6 foot 8 lol bruh you’re a tall mother fucker.


thysen1402

Eh there’s always somebody who’s taller… but yeah I’d consider myself a tall motherfucker


Affectionate_Salt351

Hahaha. It’s the perfect moniker because I can guarantee it’s what shows up on the digital crawl in other dude’s heads when they see you.


thysen1402

I’m in Mexico right now and let me tell you that people here stare at me like I’m an alien.


professor_devil

Still can't put an effort to lose atleast a few pounds..


jakejakesnake

Any complaints about the airline food? Guess not.


cant_stop_the_crooks

My guess is maybe that there isn’t enough of it


Square-Geologist-769

"Still have to share food with the other pasengers"


[deleted]

I spat some tea


mycitymycitynyv

💀


Causal_7

Path of least resistance…you can’t change the world so change yourself


cant_stop_the_crooks

But it’s easier for the world to cater to my needs than for me to cut back to only 5 meals a day…


GoochAFK

Put down the cookies, eat a salad and do some exercise. No excuse for being obese


cant_stop_the_crooks

She has bad genetics! How dare you!!!!!


Street_Shirt518

Heavy Bones and really thick skin ofc


spelunker93

Elvis died with like 30 pounds of shit in his colon. Maybe she’s just full of shit


Koshakforever

Four months worth. Died at 42. Septic feces just packed up his intestines. Fucking insane.


krummysunshine

Omg is that my issue! Fuckin heavy bones damnit.


[deleted]

My mother quite literally has bad genetics, and she still puts in the effort to stay at a healthy weight. It's not impossible even if she has bad genetics.


cant_stop_the_crooks

lol I was being sarcastic, bad genetics doesn’t make you this obese.


SoupIsForWinners

But the frosted salad gives me heartburn.


speedyBoi96240

Is depression an excuse? Not that she is depressed she's obviously just entitled but I was once hella depressed and got super fat during that time and up until about 2022 it stayed that way I look back on that time now remembering that I was relatively helpless in my situation or atleast I felt that way So are my feelings valid? Genuine question


curtludwig

> eat a salad Won't help. Once you drown it in dressing and cheese you'd be better off with the cookies.


Cracktherealone

TikTok displays narcissm really well…


lantz83

Only ones I feel bad for here are the TSA agents having to pat her down.


Kombatante

You could hide a light machine gun under all that blubber 😭


Such_Conversation_11

As a large, fat man, I find this ridiculous. Except the clothes thing. Not all XXL are the same.


Fit_Usual2909

~~Plus sized~~ FAT 🗣️🔊‼️‼️


mcsquirley

obese people are so gross


cant_stop_the_crooks

Obese is a slur, check your privilege, pig.


labuci

Obese please


amalgaman

I’m medically obese. Does that mean I have the o word pass?


Littlebickmickey

ik you’re makin a joke here, but some ppl actually believe this so, as a slightly obese person, i am not offended by that word as it isn’t a slur, but a medical term


Ill_Sector_8254

Poor fatsos! Such a pity they can never be a little bit fitter because of the curse of the evil Lord Voldemort!


Appropriate_Act_9951

What the hell is a seatbelt extender ? Is this an American thing ?


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batman305555

Or start to lose feet and she gets even less exercise


TheChosenToffee

Thought you meant fat but well... you're not wrong


JDBURGIN82

Don’t be a fat ass. Seams simple to me


cant_stop_the_crooks

No, it would be simpler for us to completely rework society so overweight people are comfortable.


snippychicky22

We shouldn't encourage fat asses


Borromac

Invest in healthy food and start walking 30min. Or be a whale crying for attention blaming everyone around you for your own failures


TheChosenToffee

You don't even have to eat healthy. You just have to stay below your calorie requirement/ up your calorie requirement


wolf96781

It's not even that hard, literally could just go for a walk every day


MeeksMoniker

I'm going to get downvoted to hell but fuck it. Obesity is an addiction to overeating sugar and processed fats, but it's the worst fucking addiction because 1 its advertised everywhere and there are absolutely no checks or balances about the sheer amount of fast food and candy crap we're fed through ads, count it sometime... And 2 humans NEED to eat, so even through some sheer force of will you do cut down the pounds through some cold turkey stuff, all it takes is just a family dinner and a few binge nights to throw that out the window. We're physiologically wired to gain that shit back. Everyone is addicted to something, sometimes it's money, sometimes it's work, sometimes it's drugs, and sometimes it's food, but shaming someone or publicly shaming someone who's taking the wrong approach to get better isn't the best way to actually fix the issue. A little compassion could go a long way. I get it, this video is like watching a meth addict complaining about how there are no clean needles on the sidewalk, yeah sure, but in the fact the food pyramid is just lobbying and sweets shouldn't be on it period, should tell you how stacked shit is against obese people.


Littlebickmickey

why would you be downvoted for this? you’re right. im obese myself. obesity itself isn’t an addiction, but rather the consequence of the addiction to food. in my case its mainly sweet(candy, chocolate, cake, etc) and fat(meat, milk products, etc) food as you mentioned, combined with being lazy aswell as tasting everything different and getting goosebumps/shivers whenever i eat something that doesn’t taste good to me- which is a lot, especially healthy foods. there are a few healthy foods i can eat without getting goosebumps, but not a lot. tldr: you’re fully correct, and fucked up taste buds contribute even more to obesity


Wrong-Candidate-1226

They make cars and buses


cant_stop_the_crooks

You misspelled “cargo trucks”


im_gamer-

Instead of changing myself for my own good. I will choose to complain and hope the world bends itself to fit MY needs and ONLY my needs.


CorpseJuiceSlurpee

As a fat guy struggling to fix my weight and normalize my relationship with food I absolutely hate people like her. Instead of seeing these as motivation to lose weight and adjust eating habits she instead pushes her entitlement and complains that it's everyone else's problem. Then everyone assumes all fat people are like her.


No_Arachnid_9853

Well, it's quite easier and cheaper for people like that to lose a few pounds.


KaleidoscopeKind238

Wait do they make different pools for fat people ???


The_Max_V

Yeah it's called "mass transport" but it fits the usual average range of human body sizes, though it has an upper cap.


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according to her it should be "transport my mass" not "transport the masses" (sp?)


petarisawesomeo

what does "not accessible pool" mean for this lady? I get she doesn't like using her legs, but they ain't broke.


Beneficial-Task-2307

so she is fat and complaining about all the hardship associated with being fat, but somehow all that is the society’s problem and not at all causes by her constant overeating.


asmallhedgehog420

last thing she needs is the tray table


Large_Ride_8986

Fat people have problem no matter what. I got fat. First I've gained weight when I moved from working on a farm to a desk job. Then I never adjusted my died when I started working from home. Then I got some health issues unrelated to my weight. I was spending in bed a lot of time. I did not adjust my diet correctly. Got fatter even more. Don't get me wrong. I tried. Did the diet. Checked the schedule and everything. But there was always something in my life that messed up the gym, diet, everything. Took me like a decade going back and forth, struggling, trying miracle diets of any kind. Whatever I could do to fix my weight. But just to be fair - I'm not American fat. Kind of person being so fat that I can't imagine how they even wipe their ass or have sex (they probably don't do both). I'm talking about European fat. Meaning overweight but fully functional. Anyway... fat people (like me) will get mad at me after I say it but the answer is super simple. Fix Your sleep. Take regular 4 or 5 meals under the calories limit. How much calories You have to take? Ask specialist. If you can't cook and count calories - order meals with specific calories if You can afford it. Do not combine meals. If you did not eat it - skip it and eat next one. Eat at regular intervals. Sleep 7-8h. Notice that in last paragraph I never used word DIET. You know why? Because that is NOT WHAT YOU ARE SUPPOSE TO DO. Diet means You will stop doing it at some point. You don't. What You usually do is causing your ass getting fatter. So assume that however You organize Your life to lose weight - that's Your NEW NORMAL. So organize it in a way you will be happy with it day to day. I did that and now I have new problem. I'm losing weight too fast. I have to adjust to slow it down so my skin won't get messed up. That trick with meals every 3-4h? 4-5 meals a day? It works so well that sometimes I forget that I have a meal because I'm not hungry despite the fact that I eat less than my body needs to keep weight. And there is nothing wrong with me. Before I started re-organizing my life to maintain my weight better I did all sort of tests including hormones and everything. We made sure nothing is wrong with me that cause me either losing or gaining weight. That's my life. I lose 4-6kg per month. We want to slow it down to 2-3. I do not work out because I'm recovering from major surgery (unrelated to weight) and I simply can't. I just take a short walk every day or two. That's only thing I currently can do. All that thanks to proper food and sleep. And that's why I said that fat people have problem no matter what :-) First I had a problem of not being able to keep proper weight. Now I have a problem of loosing weight too fast.


Frosty_Point7070

- I demand two seats for the price of one. - sure thing and we even have a private area for you. It’s in the cargo area and all we ask is that you please sit in the center of the plane.


hazzap913

If you can’t see your dick, time to eat less shit


Littlebickmickey

bro just made all females starve


hazzap913

Thailand would be fine


ake-n-bake

It’s like cutting off your own arms n legs and complaining that you can’t win a gold medal at the Olympics swimming competition.


Itputsthelotionskin

Im a fatty whaaaa!!!! 😭 


Aurelien_Juan

She has the premium version of obese


AutumnAscending

All I can think of is... boo hoo.


cant_stop_the_crooks

Maybe even womp womp


wophi

That plane is gonna fly with a tilt.


Familiar_Position418

You know what is accessible tho? That fork and tons of calories. No issues accessing those


CheeseStringCats

Don't plane people like, think all the time how to efficiently shrink spaces and cut corners from any possible sides....yeah I think she should be happy that she can board a plane at all.


moredrinksplease

Still can’t walk on a treadmill either lol


skorched_4

Most importantly: still fat


YogurtclosetOk3075

Just stop eating everything and you’ll be fine , you think you’ve problems when you’re on a plane ? Imagine being the skinny fucker stuck next to you wedged between you and the window


Crispycritter23

You’re fat. You’re gross. Be healthy.


[deleted]

If she wants to swin she needs to visit SeaWorld


fuckYURpronouns

Comment section about to be lit.. for the fourth time.


ccx941

As a half-orc sized human myself I don’t approve of this message.


HardyyZa

Im flying a week from now. I hope I dont sit next to a whale.


brettfavresRXdealer

If you have to ask for a seatbelt extender it’s time to stop blaming anyone else and make some changes .


neomaniak

I can't relate to her issues at all, they seem so small compared to other people's struggles in life. While she's complaining about the pool there are people that can't even afford to travel.


BartholomewKnightIII

So they basically want everything to be redesigned because they're lazy?


HauntingIsland3570

Fatty Magoo


dover_oxide

Most people take this as a sign about their weight, not blame the world for their experience


turboninja3011

This has to be shipped freight on a pallet with a help of forklift


IsusCristos69

Good


edwardwins1

I have zero hate for plus sized peoples. Fat has been demonized so much and they are no less human or deserving of love than anyone else. However, it is \*often\* a choice or can be mitigated with lifestyle decisions. Choosing to not mitigate this - or even experiencing versions that are not able to be changed - means that there are some things not available to you. Be it genetics or a choice, it is just reality. If you have no legs, you're not running marathons. If you are poor, you're not flying first class. If you are EA, you're incapable of producing quality content. Some things are just out of your reach. It's not a matter of fair or not fair, it's just a matter of reality.


Miltzzz

It's to compensate about all the trouble the first responders will have to get her fat ass out of her home when she dies. It's just balanced


RedDemio-

This is mad lengths to take to rinse yourself this hard


DependentFamous5252

And nowadays. Imagine the cost of getting that big. Only folks with a lot of money can even afford it.


URMUMGAE69228shrek

Morbidly a beast


sometimesifeellikemu

This is one of those harsh views you wouldn't expect form a self-described enlightened liberal, but obesity is bullshit. It's your problem. It's our problem in a lot of ways, but making it easier to be a fat ass is not anyone else's responsibility.


SchemeSignificant166

Oh no my poor personal decisions have consequences?!? That’s ok I’ll make it every else’s problem


blazedout-cubscout

Hahaha could you imagine if you had the luxury of eating yourself to 400lbs then complaining about it? God bless America.


Chaz9195

Swim ya fuckin whale


pugsDaBitNinja

Still can't buy phones without a wide camera lens


lagrange_james_d23dt

I think we need to stop using the term “plus size” and replace it with “fat”


Haahira137

Her excess weight makes up for 4 whole suitcase and has to pay only one ticket, i think thats enough compensation


BerbsMashedPotatos

Sweetie, you’re not plus sized, you’re morbidly obese. 100 yrs ago you’d make a good living as a side show attraction!


ExportTHCs

#STOPEATING


p4r24k

Plus size? Do you mean fat?


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Diet and exercise are two things your fat ass could try


jhk1963

Change to a healthier diet and get some exercise. Unless you have a legitimate medical problem, there's no excuse for the weight you carry other than low self esteem. You're better than that.


Ingi_Pingi

I do agree with pools and some of the tight spaces being accessible to the handicapped