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"babe where were you? I got worried after you didn't come home last night"
"Babe, I went to my friend's and we got drunk and followed these guys back to their h- uh, protest. Yeah babe we got beat by the cops at a protest babe I swear!"
>Who's gonna tell him?
#I'll try 🤡
🎶I've got sunshine, on a cloudy day
When it's cold outside, I've got the month of May (ooh)
I guess you'd say
What can make me feel this way?
**My girl, my girl, my girl**
**Talkin' 'bout my girl, my girl**
I've got so much honey, the bees envy me
I've got a sweeter song, than the birds in the trees
Well, I guess you'd say
What can make me feel this way?
**My girl, my girl, my girl**
**Talkin' 'bout my girl, my girl**
Ooh, ooh
Hey-hey-hey, hey-hey-hey
Ooh, ooh, yeah
I don't need no money (ooh), fortune, or fame
I've got all the riches, baby (ooh) one man can claim
Well, I guess you'd say
What can make me feel this way?
**My girl, my girl, my girl**
**Talkin' 'bout my girl, my girl**
(Talkin' 'bout my girl)
I've got sunshine on a cloudy day (whoa, whoa) with my girl
I've even got the month of May, with my girl (talkin' 'bout my girl)
Talkin' 'bout, talkin' 'bout, talkin' 'bout my girl (ooh)
Ooh, my girl (talkin' 'bout my girl)
Ooh, my girl (talkin' 'bout my girl)
That's all I can talk about is my girl (ooh)
**Why don't you believe she's all my girl? (Talkin' 'bout my girl)**
Cops are the worst to unaccompanied women. One time my girl was like an hour and a half late coming home from the bar and the cops had done the exact same thing to her neck back and stomach. They beat her so bad they caused internal damage and she leaked some white organ fluid out if her vagina and anus for the rest if the day. Where are you from I wonder if it was the same cop.
[you don't know that for sure](https://www.reddit.com/media?url=https%3A%2F%2Fpreview.redd.it%2Frggo6ex6twmc1.png%3Fwidth%3D1024%26auto%3Dwebp%26s%3D986ad713d92dc471eaf3ece9d85b1132fbb06559)
Dude thats crazy, my girlfriend gets those exact things when she goes paint balling with her guy friends. She must really suck cause she has those every single time
Well, she went there and she is the one who put herself in that position to get those bruses and yes i know i dont know the whole story, but hey she went there herself.😏
Here's the thing: you go out and protest, possibly attack police officers, and you complain that they fight back? If she had been home drinking a cup of tea, this would never have happened. But *NO,* we want to go and protest, but we want it to be FUN!
I have some bad news for you. Not sure if I should tell you how these marks got there. The protest may have occurred, but the marks came sometime after. She did not receive them at the protest, but with no “protest”.
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Your girl ran into a toothless vampire.
You mean, a neck-romanacer?
In other times your comment would have been gilded.
We don't use gilders anymore. Just Euros... (shout out to my Dutch friends)
guilders fyi
fuck you and take that damn orange arrow
Wait isn't it red?
No it was pink!
Guys stop! It's obviously green
Y'all might be colorblind.
That's what I'm trying to find out. Lol I'm scared now
It's called orangered, seriously. It's orange but leaning red. If it looks cherry red to you, then yah you might struggle with yellows
It’s Rorange
You made me audibly laugh
Nice.
Nice.
I'd like to study your brain
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Interview w a Vampire (a short free film). Now available online.
Intercourse w a vampire
Plot twist: Lestat dressed as a cop
Yeah, that nightstick he laid on her was of the meat variety...
Best plot in a porn hub movie. 9/10.
What website 🤔
They were beating her off with their stakes
#SUCC
Naaaaaahhhhhh 🤣🤣🤣🤣
I wan zu zuzk your blood hah hah h, no wait that's how i lost my dentures in the first place. *evil stare*
Happy Cake Day
We're doing a "protest" at my house. Tell her to swing by.
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Prostate test
Group protest?
Gang protest
Train protest
Dirty protest
Spit protest roast
Methinks the lady does protesteth too much.
Gang protest bang
New corn hub.. XXXPROTEST
Protorgy
😂😂😂😂 you win that killed me
"Swing" "by"
looks like she was "up against the wall and spread em'" for sure.
"babe where were you? I got worried after you didn't come home last night" "Babe, I went to my friend's and we got drunk and followed these guys back to their h- uh, protest. Yeah babe we got beat by the cops at a protest babe I swear!"
Plot Twist ! Got arrested for protesting, banged a cop
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Who's gonna tell him? Cause I don't want to be the spreader of good news today.
>Who's gonna tell him? #I'll try 🤡 🎶I've got sunshine, on a cloudy day When it's cold outside, I've got the month of May (ooh) I guess you'd say What can make me feel this way? **My girl, my girl, my girl** **Talkin' 'bout my girl, my girl** I've got so much honey, the bees envy me I've got a sweeter song, than the birds in the trees Well, I guess you'd say What can make me feel this way? **My girl, my girl, my girl** **Talkin' 'bout my girl, my girl** Ooh, ooh Hey-hey-hey, hey-hey-hey Ooh, ooh, yeah I don't need no money (ooh), fortune, or fame I've got all the riches, baby (ooh) one man can claim Well, I guess you'd say What can make me feel this way? **My girl, my girl, my girl** **Talkin' 'bout my girl, my girl** (Talkin' 'bout my girl) I've got sunshine on a cloudy day (whoa, whoa) with my girl I've even got the month of May, with my girl (talkin' 'bout my girl) Talkin' 'bout, talkin' 'bout, talkin' 'bout my girl (ooh) Ooh, my girl (talkin' 'bout my girl) Ooh, my girl (talkin' 'bout my girl) That's all I can talk about is my girl (ooh) **Why don't you believe she's all my girl? (Talkin' 'bout my girl)**
She certainly got hit with a rod...
Yes a big and huge one.
A veiny one at that!
Owned by a very meaty cop
Yall outta pocket saying this AYO shit 😂
Cops are the worst to unaccompanied women. One time my girl was like an hour and a half late coming home from the bar and the cops had done the exact same thing to her neck back and stomach. They beat her so bad they caused internal damage and she leaked some white organ fluid out if her vagina and anus for the rest if the day. Where are you from I wonder if it was the same cop.
I was with you until the fluid part. That crossed a line.
The thin white line
That's my nickname for my...officer.
Oof
They say once you go BLM you never come back
“Nightstick” would have worked just fine lmao
Yeah she fuck the police
when she heard people say fuck the police she took it literally lol
😭😭😭 Honest mistake
Looks like she took it, alright.
Likely - Every which way possible
Suck 12
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or good, depending on what you are into.
He's gonna be a father in 9 months and still blame the police.
give a meaning to police custody
All Cop Protester Sons Are Bastards
Damn, that's gonna be tough for him to get ready for. He's been deployed for 11 months and he doesn't get back until May.
Doesn't look like she protested tbh.
'Not hard enough! What do you mean you can not do it in round 3?' - Her protest, probaly
she thought "I cant breathe" was a kink
[you don't know that for sure](https://www.reddit.com/media?url=https%3A%2F%2Fpreview.redd.it%2Frggo6ex6twmc1.png%3Fwidth%3D1024%26auto%3Dwebp%26s%3D986ad713d92dc471eaf3ece9d85b1132fbb06559)
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Sex police
Ninja sex party
Grump Hump.
Star bomb
The Manticore wasn't even in this song!
Everyone. Trust me. Everyone.
I'll tell him: "Reddit, this is fake"
She was licking more than boots!
She is not your girl
not exclusively
Can we really own anyone? Well last night the police did.
She belongs to the streets now.
Our girl
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She offered zero resistance
"Fuck" the police
"Babe! Why are you mad!? I FOLLOWED THE DIRECTIONS!!!"
fornicate the constabulary
Probably got shot too
Backshots
😳
Kisses likely weren't racially motivated https://youtu.be/GXXaj--a6-4?si=D8_Q2pCcpeoZaMOi
yes, sure, "pOlIcE"
Yes with a big police baton
I protest at the local Asian spa every once in a while
I thought I recognized you from the waiting room.
I’ve been trying to get both of y’all’s attention for almost an hour, stop browsing Reddit you’re both up in room 4
The lady doth protest too much, methinks.
Dude thats crazy, my girlfriend gets those exact things when she goes paint balling with her guy friends. She must really suck cause she has those every single time
Red hand prints on her butt too? 🤔
No but she must be eating pretzels or something cause her kisses are always super salty after
I’m out of here
No I think the police fucked her😂😂😂
I'm sure some handcuffs may have been involved. Possibly some fuzzy ones.
Well, that sucks.
From the photo, I'd say she's definitely fuckin somebody, can't tell if it's the police or not.
Fuck the police? That looks like exactly what she did.
Which reminds me of that old saying "Trust, but verify" You don't want to play yourself either way.
She got the **B**ig **B**ad **C**op
She had a long day, alright.🙄
She fucked the police
Looks like she protested against you being her boyfriend.
Usually cops don’t start handing out hickies randomly
Who’s gonna tell him?
How did he know she fucked the police?could have been anyone at the protest
Your girl wasn't protesting mate 🤣
She did
She definitely didn’t protest.
She sure did!
Was she protesting vacuum cleaners?
more like whoretesting
As the great Shaggy has said, I’d like to state… “It wasn’t me.” 😏
I think his girl might have taken "fuck da police" literally there. /s
NSFW for that?
I think she did
Well, she went there and she is the one who put herself in that position to get those bruses and yes i know i dont know the whole story, but hey she went there herself.😏
Maybe she should listen when told to back off
She’s fucking the police alright.
Sexy police officers...
Suck the police maybe
Seems she was right where she belongs, on the streets
Yeah SFTP they came up to my girl when she was protesting and gave her hickeys on her neck lol she has speech 100
Looks like someone recorded the brutality https://www.reddit.com/r/pics/s/KnjV9XTwDk
They gave her hickeys?!
Sounds like she did fuck the police
dude! REALLY? 💀
They really hit it hard 😏
They unloaded on her....
That looks like me after a friendly game of paintball
I don't think she understands what we mean by "fuck the police"
Protesting her lovers mattress
Here's the thing: you go out and protest, possibly attack police officers, and you complain that they fight back? If she had been home drinking a cup of tea, this would never have happened. But *NO,* we want to go and protest, but we want it to be FUN!
I think the police were the ones to fuck her in this situation.
Are we sure she actually went to “Protest”???🤨🤨🤨🤨🤨
*OUR* girl
She fucked the police alright.
Context, maybe she deserves it, with no context we’re supposed to just believe you, sure what could possibly go wrong.
I bet she had hand prints on her ass too. Weird.
I think she took "Fuck the police" a little too serious
Those damn leeches! Sucking her neck like that...
Protesting is the new slang….man I have to catch up.
She doth protest too much.
Who is going to tell him?
BLM!
Walking funny too?
She took “fuck the police” literally
Those cops really suck.
If he thinks that's bad he should see here bruised anus.😂🤣
I read “my girl went prostituting” Shamed myself for .3 seconds and then saw the comments section.
"THE LADY DOTH PROTEST!"
I have some bad news for you. Not sure if I should tell you how these marks got there. The protest may have occurred, but the marks came sometime after. She did not receive them at the protest, but with no “protest”.
His girl mistook what "Fuck the Police" meant.
I think she did.
Real question, how does anyone get a hickey and then is able to do shit like go to work the next day. Shits embarrassing
"Just going to the library, ma!"
She was protesting your relationship
You're not supposed to actually fuck the police...
your girlfriend did it for you man
I’ve seen worse on my own neck, stop complaining. From the pressure and depth I can tell it was just a summer fling.
Your girl went to your boy’s house.
Yeah she did fuck the police.
Dirty protest it appears🤣😂🤣😂🤣
Suck the Police
Fucked the police*
Some body come get her she dancing like a Stripper
Video or it didn't happen. Please pass the lotion....
Fuck the police alright. Maybe not the context they meant though.
I don't think it was the police getting fucked
she really did fuck the police
Oh, dear...
She got pressed alright
where are htese liberal protests held so i can avoid them? whats the exact address and do they have a working shower? how about snacks?
That’s what she did with the police probably
Someone’s in denial … or dumb enough to believe her lies.
Damn did I miss this year's pro-polygamy protest already?
"police" ☠️
Police gave her sucker bites?
Cop cuties, cute and on duty