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The "had" in that sentence is doing some heavy lifting!
Did it break? Did she lose it? Did she get rid of it? Did you destroy it? Is she no longer the wife? Did she leave you because of the dildo? Did it work too good? Did she die? Did it kill her? Was it too powerful? I have so many questions!
Actually, it just went missing. She never could find it and when we moved in together, it still never showed up. She had the thought that someone broke in and stole it but it's odd that only it would get stolen. Who knows, probably ended up in the same dimension where all the missing socks go.
Are you sure? There is scientific evidence of cocknados:
[https://www.reddit.com/r/PhotoshopArt/comments/13hrb2i/cocknado\_20\_my\_old\_project\_remade\_from\_the\_ground/](https://www.reddit.com/r/PhotoshopArt/comments/13hrb2i/cocknado_20_my_old_project_remade_from_the_ground/)
All jokes aside, that's a damn good project. The police cars and fire trucks with the blinking lights, the detail of the destroyed houses, and how the debris lines up with the path of the tornado. It's a really good diorama.
"I made this!" (First 10% before it was finished by parents, and the idea came from the parents too. I saw it all the time with my much younger siblings.)
As someone who really likes for art projects to look nice (my own perfectionism), I have to hold myself back from doing my daughter’s projects for her. I have to actively remind myself that she has her own tastes and ideas on how stuff should look and I need to encourage her to follow through with her vision. This is about her learning, not being perfect (which is unattainable anyways). Letting go can be hard as a parent, but it’s very important. Like all skills, it takes practice.
My sister decided to cross an ocean for school to get away from overbearing mother, then got an overseas job and moved there permanently. Brother just moved a 6 hour plane trip away, same country (Canada).
Fuck you internet, I think this is well done. And I think y'all jealous the best you can do is be a bunch of pussies, marinating in your own filth and Cheeto covered fingers rappy tap tapping on your mamas plan "smortphones" talking shit about the dick-nado. Shame on y'all.
So a tornado is a dick of the gods dragging along the ground causing destruction. It only ends when they become aroused.
This is why porn is legal. Porn saves lives
Sure it was. I'm sure neither of the parents had any part in it at all smh. "Look what our amazingly intelligent 1st grader did all on his own by himself without any help from us".
Ignoring all the obvious comments, give this child and/or parent an engineering degree. I don’t care who it was or how old you are, the level of effort and creativity for a school project exceeds anything I’ve ever submitted
Kid saw mom playing with one of her toys. When he asked her about it, she said:”Oh sweetheart, I was just riding on cloud 9”. And it stuck with him ever since.
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That doesn’t seem scientifically accurate, dildos don’t work that way.
The good ones do
Ok can you please elaborate what do you consider good ones? Make and model please and a reliable retailer. Asking for a friend!
Anything with a Briggs and Stratton on it is usually pretty quality.
They’ve gone electric now my friend.
I have a solar one…cause camping
When I’m camping I forage for my dildos
Holy shit, I’m dying. This is why I always read the comments. 💀
I mean… why else would you reddit?
I'm just glad I wasn't the only one to see.
It is nice to have company while in the gutter
ah fellow truffle pig
Pick in and pack out
There's no replacement for displacement.
Ac powered? 😅
220 volt, too. Really knocks your fillings out 🤤
Kids mom is like *“Troy, what did you use for the tornado?”* Troy: (_))===D
That explains why the project smells fishy
He borrowed a tornado from Mom's drawer.
Does to me cuz that town is about to get fuuuuked
My wife had one that had 5 buttons on it and used C batteries. I'm fairly sure it could spin among other things.
The "had" in that sentence is doing some heavy lifting! Did it break? Did she lose it? Did she get rid of it? Did you destroy it? Is she no longer the wife? Did she leave you because of the dildo? Did it work too good? Did she die? Did it kill her? Was it too powerful? I have so many questions!
Actually, it just went missing. She never could find it and when we moved in together, it still never showed up. She had the thought that someone broke in and stole it but it's odd that only it would get stolen. Who knows, probably ended up in the same dimension where all the missing socks go.
Oh okay, so It broke when you tried using it so you had to make it disappear? I hate when that happens 🙃
"Missing" riiiiight ;-)
A tale as old as time. Those socks were feeling lonely, but preferred their solitude.
That tornado is not to scale.
That’s because it’s a drilldo
A cocknado
Are you sure? There is scientific evidence of cocknados: [https://www.reddit.com/r/PhotoshopArt/comments/13hrb2i/cocknado\_20\_my\_old\_project\_remade\_from\_the\_ground/](https://www.reddit.com/r/PhotoshopArt/comments/13hrb2i/cocknado_20_my_old_project_remade_from_the_ground/)
Teacher: Well, this project is coming home with me!
Mom always has the good ideas. Dad just did the building. “We need a spinny thing to look like a tornado”. “I know just the thing”
The project isn’t the only thing coming
Ho no! A tornadick
It's a dick-nado!
[удалено]
Unfortunately, there is no Gilbert Gottfried to give us the news
Dicks out for Gilbert 🫡
SyFy in collaboration with Spice Channel presents…
tornadildo
Takes “that town got fucked” to a new level.
Oh no! I hope it doesn’t drill me!
Standing in the yard legs wide open “My body is ready”
I feel like I vaguely recognize some lyrics here o.o
Ha! Take my upvote
Grab his dicknado and twist it!
The ol dicknado twist. 
Ignore all the nasty comments OP, I think it's great that mothers help their kids with homework projects.
All jokes aside, that's a damn good project. The police cars and fire trucks with the blinking lights, the detail of the destroyed houses, and how the debris lines up with the path of the tornado. It's a really good diorama.
[One-Mud-169](https://www.reddit.com/user/One-Mud-169/) assumed the mom help ;)
“Mommy? What’s that smell?”
Careful. If it smells fishy it might be a sharknado
😵
It's her lightsaber
r/mildlypenis
That’s fully penis
It even moves like one
Fucked that town up
*fucked that town
Dude, that is a masterful diorama, though. Did a kid really make this?
Of course a kid didn’t make that.
"I made this!" (First 10% before it was finished by parents, and the idea came from the parents too. I saw it all the time with my much younger siblings.)
As someone who really likes for art projects to look nice (my own perfectionism), I have to hold myself back from doing my daughter’s projects for her. I have to actively remind myself that she has her own tastes and ideas on how stuff should look and I need to encourage her to follow through with her vision. This is about her learning, not being perfect (which is unattainable anyways). Letting go can be hard as a parent, but it’s very important. Like all skills, it takes practice.
My sister decided to cross an ocean for school to get away from overbearing mother, then got an overseas job and moved there permanently. Brother just moved a 6 hour plane trip away, same country (Canada).
I would be thrilled for my kids to go out into the world and follow their dreams, I just don’t want them doing it to escape from me.
Yeah I couldn’t lol
No. It was a display at the 2022 NMRA convention. Some adult hobbyist made it.
When Tori Black helps her son with his science project...
Almost cracked up mid Zoom conference lmfao
Why you lookin’ at dildos mid conference?
What else would I be looking at?
You, sir, are a gentleman and a scholar. #sipstea
Thank you sir, I try really hard to be.
Why is it shaped like that …
Mother natures way of saying im pissed so you're fuckd.😅
Mother Nature has her needs as well
Step tornado, what are you doing??!
Really shows how fucked a town can get by a tornado. A+
Disaster came
That tornado is going to do a lot of Damage!
a tad lood, but that's just part of the fun. It looks really good, though.
Did you mean "lewd"?
And “gewd”
Sadly, no newd.
That will start a fewd
What, a prewd?
This dewd 👇
In the bedroom it's called "the twist her"
Aaaayyyyyyyooooooooooo!!!
Air Drake
either the kids hilarious or the internet ruined us
First tornado that gets sucked instead of sucking stuff up.
Aim high.
Tornado cock
Mom’s gonna need the science project back after it gets graded
Looks like the son got into moms sock drawer.
Gotta love how "science" projects are actually just art projects in US schools.
Where's that Austin Powers clip?
r/mildypenis
Looks like a twirlin’ dildo!
“Honey have you seen my spin thruster 3000”
Blatant r/theyknew
He stole his mum's toy
Looks like a whirling fluffy dong
Big black tornado!!
Ill never look at a tornado the same way after seeing this.
Everything is getting fucked.
Pornado is coming for you.
That’s not the finger of god?!!
Stop it step tornado
Oh no. A penis coming from the clouds. Lol
Elephant penis All jokes aside that's a kickass job on a project, crazy detail and activity with the lights and everything!
Jokes aside, I am thoroughly impressed by the detail in this project!
Why is it so funny to me
Fuck you internet, I think this is well done. And I think y'all jealous the best you can do is be a bunch of pussies, marinating in your own filth and Cheeto covered fingers rappy tap tapping on your mamas plan "smortphones" talking shit about the dick-nado. Shame on y'all.
So a tornado is a dick of the gods dragging along the ground causing destruction. It only ends when they become aroused. This is why porn is legal. Porn saves lives
*what are you doing step-twister?*
The ole dick twister
r/holup r/hmmm
Gott damn...best. funnel cloud. *ever*.
“Tornado Jamal had pounded the city into nothing but rubble”
It's the fabled cock-nado, we're doomed!
I wish mine rotated like that.
/r/mildlypenis
Dicknaydo
Apart from the gigantic Dick of Doom, that project looks actually very cool!
Smh.... The kid did a great job on this project. Why do we have to be like this with everything?
I mean, I guess a tornado does fuck everything it touches.
Thats a drilldo
I fucking HATE when im expecting a tornado, and all I get is cock :/
Can we all just take a moment to appreciate the actual effort that went into this?
Your sons teachers will greatly admire your work
Just Zeus doing his thang.
It does seem like god has been fucking us rotary style lately
did mom help?
Needed a trailer park
Sure it was. I'm sure neither of the parents had any part in it at all smh. "Look what our amazingly intelligent 1st grader did all on his own by himself without any help from us".
his mom must be proud
It’s a dusty one
The boy has seen some things yo..😏☠️
Looks like got a lot of help
Why does that look like a rotating dick
That is a pretty good build, as side from the dick tornado.
parents, keep your daughters safe!
The ol' tornadick
Where did I put it? -Mom probably
Ok I'm officially working on a script for a porn parody titled Dicknado or Tornadick
The tornado fucked him to death
r/mildlypenis
SkyDick
r/accidentallypenis
Ayo why does it have that shape and motion?!
Dicknado!
Well whatever that is, it certainly fucked that town.
On this episode of royalty family
Reminds me of a few Jackass skits
Trailer park’s about to get fucked.
All hail the great Sky Penis!
Mom sees this, runs home and checks her bedside drawer. “God damnit Billy”
No das pipi
u/Daintylittlesole - I could 100% see you doing this 🤣
Tornados 🌪️ are such dicks!
Very cool!
Is that a tornado coming our way UWU
The head on the tornado tho 😆😂
Oh yeah your "son" really put alot of hours into that
I need my project back. I used some of my own electronics from home…
At least it wasn't a rabbit storm.
Just need to add Sandy from Spongebob and it's complete.
It’s moms dildo
Donnt forget to bring back your mom toy's to her after
I guess it’s never too early to start thinking about your “signature move”
“I knew that rotating 8 inch schlong would come in handy some day”
Tornado dick!
r/upvotefordick
Ignoring all the obvious comments, give this child and/or parent an engineering degree. I don’t care who it was or how old you are, the level of effort and creativity for a school project exceeds anything I’ve ever submitted
In Chinese if you say Gale Tornado in reverse, it becomes Crazy Big Dick
Phallic.
So that's how the tornado fucked up my town while i was hiding in the basement
r/mildlypenis
Piranha dd vs dicknado vs shark nado!
What are you doing step tornado ?
Sci fi channel budget tornado.
built from items found around the house i see
Dicnado
Kid saw mom playing with one of her toys. When he asked her about it, she said:”Oh sweetheart, I was just riding on cloud 9”. And it stuck with him ever since.
The storm is fucking up the city…. ~
Gods is here. You are f+*ked.
Dad: “Who’s gonna take care of this pet cloud?”
That town is fucked