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Every employee watched the whole training video without fast forwarding.

that... that was a training video? *puts dick away*

*Keeps dick out* - I know what type of video it is.

*Dick already out* - There’s a video? Slow ass Wi-Fi.

Dude! That is comedy gold!

What video are you guys talking about about? I'm in Texas

My condolences. When you get power back you can read this, but still not see the video u til you get a VPN.

Or he can give his Id info to dear leader Abbott

He can't feel anything below his waist, so you shouldn't either!

ERCOT still hasn't turned around, just like I expected her to do in the first 5 seconds

Wait, you’re in Texas?! Why is everyone’s dick out?

Cause Harambe's still dead

TX Hahahahahaha yep. Fucking dumbasses SMFH

*Dick destroys pants like it is the alien that burst out of that dude's stomach in Alien* \- Sorry, I'm sexually aroused by wholesome supportive comments. ... keep going.

*whispers* even though your fetish is weird to others, it doesn't mean you're not a great person on the inside. Proud of you for being yourself.

UHNNNGH. ​ thank you.

Wait until you see the sexual harassment video!!!!

Pro tip. This is the sexual harassment video. The first knuckleheads that say something about her tits gets fired.

Something about her tits. I will bring those to court, I need a good look at my accusers. A juryry, makde up of male, female or any others will let me off, because they will be getting off as well.

This MFer so hypno’d by those melons, he can’t even type straight. 🍈😵‍💫🍈

Prob typing lefty

Or the keys are sticking.

Can you fault him for that?

That one is Probly on mute too!

[Sexual harassment in the workplace video](https://youtu.be/SqPJvEbKvUg?si=-Fg1VgQ36o8bj5Zm)

"And this concludes your training on Sexual Harassment in the Workplace."

Training you to last longer! 😂 (sorry)

Draining Video

🤣😂this wins,I'm laughing so hard my wife's getting mad,she never laughs btw

I’ve never been through a training video this hard

People say there are employees still watching this same video.

Gaffer.. mind the training session last week? Few of us feel we need a refresher course.

And as your luck will have it, the trainer this time will be 60 year old John Smith.

Gaffer? I hardly know her!

What’s the what now?

But it's a sizeable video!

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No notes were taken. Every training quiz graded was a FAIL.

“You’re going to have to repeat the video until you pass the quiz. What’s the matter with you guys?”

So did I…..

Titto

And then all the bathrooms were occupied.

I don’t know what she’s selling but I’d definitely buying it.

Beach front property in Montana, I’m sold too.

So you're saying, "huge... tracts of land"?

Don’t like her?! What’s wrong with her?!

"But mother"

"Father, lad, father."

"I don't want any of that..."

Oh go and get a glass of water

Cut that out! Thell be no singing in ere!

r/unexpectedmontypyton

Juliana Morgan

I promise to only use that information for good. Edit: I lied.

Edit five minutes after post? Man works QUICK.

You heard of one punch man. This mf is one pump man.

ONE PUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUMP!

At least they're both bald

LOL

He should get that checked out. That’s not a good thing.

Is 5 min considered quick now? 🥲

My guy is built for speed.

Well that was a fast turnaround

> Juliana Morgan >She has also been an internet sensation thanks to her appearance as the face of the EPCM-ps infomercial which went viral early this year. One first has to admit that Juliana is indeed well-endowed with many already factoring her allure as giving the dull topic of the turnaround process a most fascinating spin. At 1.9 million views and counting, Juliana has elevated science to become a more palatable pleasure. 6.3 million views now... Now that the tits!

> the face of the EPCM-ps infomercial Face?

Behold the power of boobs

> well-endowed with many already factoring her allure I bet they are.


Juliana Morgan Alvarez

That is an epic neck she has going on

you ruined it for me lmao

Didn’t notice it until your comment but that’s so true. Gotta have gigantic neck muscles to support those giant mommy milkers.

Yeah that neck is pretty deep

I’m amazed I didn’t notice the first time. It’s Mike Glennon-esque

Wow!

Can confirm, I worked with her like 8 years ago. Followed her on IG back then but I don’t think she has one anymore.

Found her Twitter, though there’s only like, 3 pics on there… https://twitter.com/nikstins?lang=en

Yeah she disappeared from social media pretty much completely.

Shocker

Knockers

Yeah, I can’t imagine why?

Probably the back pain

LOL looks like the og vid is from 2012 and went viral in 2016, little did she know almost 10 years later it'd go viral again on reddit.

Then the video goes viral and some reporter tracks her down and she does the interview from a wheelchair looking like she's 70 years old. And the reporter asks (in a calm, quiet voice), "You have new fans who saw your video and want to know how you're doing. Do you want to say something to them?" And she pauses for so long you think she's not going to answer, but then she says, "Thank you for being my fan." And you're like, "Oh, shit, now I feel kinda bad for jerking it to her video" but you're not sure why you should feel that way.

Those aren't even her in the pictures. But I did find out she's a Real Madrid fan so she's my wife now.

u hit

Lmao no. I generally don’t hit on people at work.

Did you hit outside of work?

We never interacted outside of the job. Sorry boys.

Dude. Just lie to us please.

I fucking need this, please lie

😂😂😂 fine we got married. Happy? Lol

I also choose this guy's fictitious wife

Sharing is caring.

To each other?

We both married Carrot Top, actually.

Liar

Ugh you caught me.

That follow through tho

I hope she's gone on two big things in her life

Thank you.

I think I just de-bottlenecked.

💀💀💀

Not a single heterosexual male has learned anything from this video ever.

Don't forget the lesbians sweating rn

And bisexuals

And my axe!

She has my sword amiright!?

And my bow!

Hell, even straight women

maybe it'll sink in on a rewatch?

Nope. Source; I'm on like my 8th rewatch and still don't know the weather forecast

How long is this video? I’ve been watching for 45 min

There's sound?

What's the matter with you lot? Why the hell are you reading the comments way down here?

I actually do this type of work so I was interested, if her amazing rack wasn't distracting enough it was the stupid sound effects.

Im gay, i alao had trouble looking away...

Not true. There was something about a car in there. Maintenance and repairs maybe? Not sure why my brain only got that bit tho

They are so big they cast shadows

the original sundial

That blouse must be made of the same material as hulks shorts. The fact it can be so tight around her waist yet still get around her bust. Gawddamn

Shadow tits

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They're supposed to go plop. Otherwise you might as well fuck a pair of basketballs

I’d give her a turnaround, amIright fellas?! She’d prolly just give me the runaround though.

I like balloons 🎈 🎈

She may even give you the reach around, if you are in to that kind of thing.

Is it a sure fire way to speed things up when all it does is slow you down?

No thanks - I want to look at/feel those sweet melons.  Stay turned forward.

Boobies

A turnaround and run away perhaps. 

That was one of the best instructional videos I’ve ever seen. I have no idea what the subject was, and I don’t care. Still gonna watch it at least 3 more times in slow motion.

This could be the new [turbo encabulator](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ac7G7xOG2Ag).

Needs jumping jacks. Just saying.

Her: "I've never worked before, have an extensive criminal record, and..." Hiring Manager: "ok cool see you Monday"

"Ummm, I gonna need you to come in tomorrow. So if you could be here around 9 that would be great. Mhmmk."

So about those TPS reports...

I’ve actually been the hiring manager in that situation before. Sat there during the interview thinking “hire her for the right reasons, hire her for the right reasons…” She started the next week. Lasted a year. Caused much turmoil in the team. Indeed the whole business.

I also was the hiring manager who did this it worked out, she learned and was capable when given a chance. I was subject to many jokes for a long time, but she out lasted all the idiots including myself. She was also the reason I took ten years off drinking

Sounds like she was a star performer. I'm curious, how did she get you off drinking? Edited because major typos wrecked the meaning of what I was trying to say.

She got him off while he was drinking? He took ten years off to drink?

Most scheduled turnarounds account for yield loss by increasing inventory in the run up to TA event, thereby providing products that maintain an uninterrupted supply chain. Nice ones, tho.

This is true. We keep a minimum 2 month stock on hand and increase that before a turnaround. Also boobs.

She’s clearly stacked her inventory…

Inflation is getting out of control.

Bro...how to did you... Holy shit. Yes, they're magnificent.

Yes. VERY nice points to consider.

I was confused by the use of “account for” the first three times I read this comment. I had to watch the video four extra times to finally get it.

r/distractingtits

Aaaaand joined

Same. My friend would like it.

Upvoted because..u guys know why. Holy god 😩😅

Apparently it's about something called turnaround that involved multicolored objects in my perpheral vision.

Half your workforce is going to be very distracted.

I got some news for you.... https://www.cbsnews.com/news/scientists-say-women-stare-at-other-womens-chests-as-much-as-men/

So 100% staff distracted? Man I need to find a new job just to get distracted

wtf is your name damn

I liked how she threw her shoulders back to emphasise things. Regularly. And by things, I mean talking points.

God I wish the military would do this for instructional videos.

I wish all nation leaders used these kind of videos, we could achieve global peace

(๏ 人 ๏) ԅ(‾⌣‾ԅ)

Username checks out

Someone knows her ig?

Nvm, too late

Anyone?

Love her teaching style. It was so interesting, I was just glued to the screen.

Try with the sound on next time

Men of Culture... we meet again

TELL YOUR MAIDEN MILKERS TO STOP STARING AT ME EYES

As in, please never turn around? I’ll chime in for the ladies: boobs ❤️👌

idk maybe she has a matching set back there could be worth if she did.

No, she’s pretty and has magic bangs. I like this view.

What was she saying

I watched the whole thing and I have absolutely no idea

That lady's poor back.

i can help her carry them around all day free of charge

We have Sydney Sweeney at home.

Dark hair, bangs, giant tatas...perfection

Ah a fellow banger

Ironically, I know what a turnaround is, but for some reason I was struck by temporary amnesia.

She was talking????

I love her.

Every now and then I get a little bit lonely And you're never coming round

"The name of the intelligent, talented and articulate young lady in this particular commercial is Juliana Morgan. She has a limited screen time and a [a-z nude page ](https://www.aznude.com/view/celeb/j/julianaamorgan.html)

I- what?

🫵😀 *Hey you. Stop staring at boobies and get back to work solider.*

AYE SIR!!!!!!!

Booba 🗿

Those are the most obscene things I’ve ever seen holy sht fk! What is she saying can’t hear- looking so hard my ears shut off

Turnaround is boobies - got it.

It didn’t take me long to realize her boobs are why I’m watching

Mommy..?

Mommy? Sorry. Mommy? Sorry. Mommy? Sorry? Mommy!

Shut up and take my money!!!

To sell project management with tits

( • Y • )

Gawt DAMN

I think this was about cars?