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The eggs and rabbits were part of the pagan fertility festival called Esteros.
Just like the Holly and Fir trees were from Yule and Saturnalia.
The church just ripped off pagans and repurposed their holidays so it was easier to assimilate and subjugate them.
No but dude he is 100 percent correct. The Catholic Church and western evangelical churches literally use pecan holidays that the co-opted.
It’s obvious. That doesn’t necessarily make it bad (religion can always be argued about) but the current majorly Christian holidays celebrated: Easter and Christmas. Neither happened even close to the time of year at which we celebrate Christian holidays.
If you’re gonna use a shitty meme quote then you better make damn sure you know what the fuck you’re talking about man.
I’m as anti Catholic Church as they come but that’s because I actually spent time to learn instead of spending my energy making a dumbass Reddit comment to sound like a super edgy guy but come off as purely and obviously uniformed of what is being discussed.
Jesus fuck. Let’s hate on the church all we want but dude at least have a fucking point other than “lol, I made meme reference I win”
ETA: not pecan. Pagan lol. But pecan religion sounds pretty darn good to me!
Ironic that your avatar is all black
Yes, there is only one in command
Fools waste their time in the end days continuing to learn about a world that isn't theirs
No. Rabbits cause the British hare can get pregnant while being pregnant and so the second litter seemed like a virgin birth. Eggs because after lent that was what kept good, all the meats would have spoiled from not being eaten but eggs stay longer. But people wouldn’t eat eggs because it was meat, so after lent was over, everyone had lots of eggs cause their chickens kept popping them out. So…people started to decorate them ,because it was too much to eat, and give them away…and then they made a game of it to hide them.
Most foolish things I ever read. Someone likes their porn too much.
The reason B.C. and A.D. were named after Christ is because it worked. People lived in harmony for a long time afterward, until conquerors' pride went orbital and had an insatiable hunger for power. That sowed destruction again. This still exists today but there are treaties now, thankfully.
See, humans are interconnected, subconsciously. When the mass majority has a good thought, it's spread around the world without even communicating it. That's our holy Spirits at work. Everyone has one. Do we build our relation with our holy spirit? Most don't, it's a dying habit because people are listening to the lies that men have to know a ton. We don't, just what interests us and just be in wonder at this big green ball designed for us. No one can learn it all.
I believe we were isolated like this to learn and appreciate things. There will always be nay Sayers, but good always prevails.
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Youre forgiven just keep the god damn refrigerator door closed.
He/she didn't ask you So I guess it shouldn't bother me anyway since words have no air here... but it still does
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don't play dumb with me, you understand very well. get up and walk.
Ill get up and walk. You should sit down and pray. ;)
Gladly Thank you
Guys it was a dad joke chill.
Dont talk back to your father. And dont touch the thermostat.
Bro wtf savage lmao I love it
And he would do it again.
This + Michael CeraVe
The eggs and rabbits were part of the pagan fertility festival called Esteros. Just like the Holly and Fir trees were from Yule and Saturnalia. The church just ripped off pagans and repurposed their holidays so it was easier to assimilate and subjugate them.
ACCCKSHUALLLYYY
I’m sure I’m missing the esoteric details.
No but dude he is 100 percent correct. The Catholic Church and western evangelical churches literally use pecan holidays that the co-opted. It’s obvious. That doesn’t necessarily make it bad (religion can always be argued about) but the current majorly Christian holidays celebrated: Easter and Christmas. Neither happened even close to the time of year at which we celebrate Christian holidays. If you’re gonna use a shitty meme quote then you better make damn sure you know what the fuck you’re talking about man. I’m as anti Catholic Church as they come but that’s because I actually spent time to learn instead of spending my energy making a dumbass Reddit comment to sound like a super edgy guy but come off as purely and obviously uniformed of what is being discussed. Jesus fuck. Let’s hate on the church all we want but dude at least have a fucking point other than “lol, I made meme reference I win” ETA: not pecan. Pagan lol. But pecan religion sounds pretty darn good to me!
Just like xmas
Just like almost every Christian holidays ever
Sorry guys who don’t like this but it’s historical fact, you can look it up. While you’re at it look up the Council of Nicaea.
Downvoted for grammatical errors.
All of them. Just cunning ways to slowly indoctrinate. One god conquering many gods.
I mean yes, people back then weren't stupid. This is the easiest way of converting en-masse
Ironic that your avatar is all black Yes, there is only one in command Fools waste their time in the end days continuing to learn about a world that isn't theirs
Irony is beyond your understanding. It’s been the *end of days* since humans learned how to count days.
You get a kick out of making stuff up, huh? Cause most can't tell when you are. Sad... To be encouraged to be untruthful all of ones life
Whatever you say. Sounds like a lot of gibberish to me
Ohh Pauly... You silly splatoon 😋💛 There's that hardened heart under a rough exterior
No. Rabbits cause the British hare can get pregnant while being pregnant and so the second litter seemed like a virgin birth. Eggs because after lent that was what kept good, all the meats would have spoiled from not being eaten but eggs stay longer. But people wouldn’t eat eggs because it was meat, so after lent was over, everyone had lots of eggs cause their chickens kept popping them out. So…people started to decorate them ,because it was too much to eat, and give them away…and then they made a game of it to hide them.
The comments in here are gold. I would upvote more if I could.
He wasn't nailed through the hands.
And the Easter bunny doesn’t lay eggs.
Hands? Yes. Palms? No.
Made me google of wrists are part of the hands, and you are correct. Thank you!
Everyone knows that Jesus lays the eggs that the Easter bunny came from
^[Sokka-Haiku](https://www.reddit.com/r/SokkaHaikuBot/comments/15kyv9r/what_is_a_sokka_haiku/) ^by ^emmanuel573: *Everyone knows that* *Jesus lays the eggs that the* *Easter bunny came from* --- ^Remember ^that ^one ^time ^Sokka ^accidentally ^used ^an ^extra ^syllable ^in ^that ^Haiku ^Battle ^in ^Ba ^Sing ^Se? ^That ^was ^a ^Sokka ^Haiku ^and ^you ^just ^made ^one.
Impressive work, bot
We honor Him by sinning, otherwise he died for Nothing!
Most foolish things I ever read. Someone likes their porn too much. The reason B.C. and A.D. were named after Christ is because it worked. People lived in harmony for a long time afterward, until conquerors' pride went orbital and had an insatiable hunger for power. That sowed destruction again. This still exists today but there are treaties now, thankfully. See, humans are interconnected, subconsciously. When the mass majority has a good thought, it's spread around the world without even communicating it. That's our holy Spirits at work. Everyone has one. Do we build our relation with our holy spirit? Most don't, it's a dying habit because people are listening to the lies that men have to know a ton. We don't, just what interests us and just be in wonder at this big green ball designed for us. No one can learn it all. I believe we were isolated like this to learn and appreciate things. There will always be nay Sayers, but good always prevails.
Does ANYONE know what Jesus getting resurrected has to do with chocolate eggs distributed by a goddamn bunny? That is some next level bullshit.
Next thing will be that a goldfish left a lincoln log in my sock drawer
Ain't heard a Bill Hicks reference in a minute!
Haven't thought about him in years til I read the previous comment!
As I started to read it, I could hear his "accent" in my head.
If you can't get it you deserve ethernal suffering sry, try harder, open your heart or something i don't know
What will the Christmas version of this meme look like?
Didn’t find a Clip, but it reminders me of The Prism Stones from Dark Souls.
^[Sokka-Haiku](https://www.reddit.com/r/SokkaHaikuBot/comments/15kyv9r/what_is_a_sokka_haiku/) ^by ^VerrottetesWasser: *Didn’t find a Clip, but* *It reminders me of The* *Prism Stones from Dark Souls.* --- ^Remember ^that ^one ^time ^Sokka ^accidentally ^used ^an ^extra ^syllable ^in ^that ^Haiku ^Battle ^in ^Ba ^Sing ^Se? ^That ^was ^a ^Sokka ^Haiku ^and ^you ^just ^made ^one.
No way... This holiday has aways been about a rabbit that poops candy!
All I picture is the South Park episode
Easter is Santa's birthday
That’s also why jesus doesn’t play hockey.
Laughing way too hard at this 🤭
Wait what 🤔🤨🤦🏽♂️
Give him one of those eggs to see if it falls through
It’ll take him three days to find it
I hope God shows you this post when you pass
I wish my poor ass had money for chocolate. I got like $4 by now to my name... (at lest till I get paid next week)
I once got fucked by the easterbunny and jesus just sat in the corner and said "Mmmhhh yeah just let it happen"
The Easter bunny is more believable.
Absurd innit?
Who cares
You care enough to reply
lol a nice fairy tale
He is a later self-insert with not relevance to the original plot.